If i had a nickel for each time i got attached to the hostile Machine trying to kill me in a video game i would have two nickels, which isn't much but what the fuck is up with that
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I'm gonna go play minecraft now.
What should I do in minecraft?
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Turns out it burns a lot of energy to have a total mental breakdown and then just come back to work the next day like nothing went wrong
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The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed
HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME
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Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more
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