#SO HAH

[normanfuckingrockwell11]

Aww you started liking dragons after Ken's costume in halloween

No I didn't

[anto-pops]

Oh boy how do I say this...? Uh. Honestly I would advise you not to play Hogwarts Mystery. The game is brilliantly stupid. You play it and you will not believe what nonsense it is, especially in the latter years. It's only interesting these days to make fun of it. Not worth the stupid amount of in-app purchases it needs.

If you're interested in the story though, two YouTube channels come to mind... Iggames for the entire game with no commentary, and Akemi StormBorn for the game with commentary.

AUGH I was unaware of the in-app purchases. Pay-to-play games are the bane of my existence, especially ones that make you wait to continue playing just as incentive for you to spend money.

I'll definitely check out the Youtube channels instead though, I'd still be curious to see how "brilliantly stupid" it ends up being. I have no expectations for it so I'll go into it with only a few reservations LMAOOO thank you for the information !!

[celestialsolstice]

someone tell me why i agreed to show up to work this early

[atwubis]

Been trying to rebuild my shattered body image and nothing is as effective as noticing that I’m genuinely getting stronger and capable of more now that I’m working out

Something about redefining my body as the medium through which I get to exist in the world vs something whose appearance I’m ashamed of, it works better

Thinking of it as something that lets me smile, hug, feel the sun, make a snowman sorta just drowns out negative thoughts

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[drrba]

waiting for their ride 🚌

[galaghiel]

Both Jack and Maddie stared at him, speechless. Silence blanketed the lab, everything but Danny’s strangled crying, his hand pressed over the muzzle as if to hide it. No- to hold it still, to still the dozen wicked barbs that were digging into his tongue, probably ripping it with each sob.

a little sketch of @liketolaugh-writes amazing one-shot fanfic that you can read here

[pocketfullofpearls]

Went to the liquor store today and ended up in an aisle with like 5 guys in their early 20s taking up the whole space and I felt so uncomfortable 😳 pretty sure one of them was checking me out and I was like grab what I want and go and still ended up in line behind them

[tesb]

Crowley being a dramatic bastard (season 2 edition)

[dudouji]

trying to get back into sketching on paper

references from @adorkastock

[dreamdripdistance]

worship - dominion - worship

[archivebottles]

Happy birthday to the most special girl in the universe!! Wanted to try something ambitious and ended up with the biggest comic I've done to date

[niccolites]

one of the requests i received from the lovely @crazyweirdnoodles about meeting one or some of the 141 on holiday. bc u said ur going to scotland (period) i am thinking soap for this one

johnny who clocks you as a tourist immediately, catches you staring at your phone to figure out what way you're meant to be going. staring at all the plaques next to statues that the locals don't bother to look at

you look like a sweet thing, so when you duck into a nearby pub, he follows his gut as he does with most things, and follows you inside. slides up next to you at the bar and offers to buy you your first proper drink in scotland, on him. (you've been in scotland for a few days now, but it feels rude to point out now)

he's charming, in the way that, excited dogs are charming. it's endearing, watching someone be so enraptured by you even as he barely lets you get a word in, jabbers on about how he'll be taking over your tour of the town, show you all the real highlights, a real local insight

oh, is he from around this area? no, he beams back, and you forgot to follow up with your confusion when he places a warm palm on your thigh

he was right, you are such a sweet thing, only a couple of drinks in and your letting him tug you into the bathroom and bolt the door shut. letting him slip his hand down the front of your panties and pant into the flesh of your neck

he's army he had told you, chest puffed up as he tried to impress you (and succeeded). you feel it as you cling to his arms and there is no give in the muscle there. dig your nails in and feel the teeth of his grin on the soft skin beneath your jaw.

there's a beat after he makes you come after he had three fingers curled into you and a thumb mean on your clit, and he's tugging down the zip of his trousers. you tell him you don't normally do this, and his ego swells until it suffocates the room

just for him, eh, lovey? he locks his arms around the backs of your knees and lifts until he slides inside you with a groan that's so loud you have to slap a hand around his mouth. he slobbers on your palm and god if that does make you shudder anyway

he's so filthy, running his mouth about your sweet tits, how tight your cunt is, begging you to let him come in you. it's a flush all the way down to the centre of you, white hot, shameful but still causing a pulse to run through you

fucks you against the door of the bathroom, ignoring the pounding on the other side from an angry staff member. too caught up in the flush your cheeks, the sweet part of your mouth as he fills it with his moans, drool slipping down your chins

his brain feels like static when you let him come in you, every muscle tensing and then unfolding until he is around the shape of you. his mouth pressed against the hairline of your temple. the first time he has touched someone there

pulls away from you with a mournful noise, already trying to plan how to get back inside you. rights himself and watches as you try to sort your appearance out to not look like you've just been fucked in a bathroom

takes your hand and guides you out. what a gentleman, glares at anyone who is looking at you (which is the entire pub). you think it's to defend your honour in some strange way, actually soap is almost rabid at the thought of anyone else hearing how sweetly you moan when you took his cock

he still offers you that tour, and you take it (he doesn't tell you that this is the thinnest excuse he has to get you to fuck him in his car, off the nature trail or in another pub again. if you both aren't banned from the entire town by the end of your visit, he's decided he is the worst guide)

[pleasebesoft]

going to take screenshots and save the nice things people say to me so i can look at them when the imposter syndrome kicks in and makes me think im a horrible person unworthy of love <3

[zelkams-art]

you need not suffer anymore