#kinda ? idk mannnnn

[dreamdripdistance]

worship - dominion - worship

[benjithefox]

Finished the Grimm arc not too long ago and wanted to draw their fits real bad

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

yeah these guys were never friends and only see each other as coworkers

[conartisthaiji]

the barbie movie should've ended with barbie finding a grey hair or smth. i think that would've been way cooler than the gynecology appointment.

[snobgoblin]

the question is, now that you can post peen as long as you label it........ should I post all the Ace peen drawings I made

[worldlxvlys]

can you do a fic where chris and reader are dating and reader interacts with all the edits of chris on tiktok and fangirls with the chris girls.

TIK TOK

chris sturniolo x reader

warnings: cursing, sexual jokes

a/n: i kinda love this, i don’t think i’ve ever seen anyone do a tik tok social au before

lmk what you think

**click yes to actually watch the edits**

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COMMENTS:

@ y/n

good LORD THAT MAN IS FINE 😩

@lustfulslxt

oh i’m DRENCHED

y/n -> the sturniolo police abt to get ur ass (same)

@flowerxbunnie

suddenly i’m on my knees 🫠

y/n -> literally me

@sturnssx

y/n is so lucky but idk if i wanna be her or chris more

y/n -> i’d want myself too honestly (i’m kidding i love chris)

@mattslolita

why is he not in my bed rn ??

y/n -> sorry bae he’s in mine ✌🏾i’ll tell him to go visit u later !

@its-jennarose

HOW IS HE REAL?

y/n -> the way that i genuinely ask myself this question on a daily basis

@sophssturn

GOD DAYUM 😨

y/n -> fr like who does bro think he is ??

@bernardsleftbootycheek

THIS IS CRAZY GOOD

y/n -> idk which is crazier, your username or this edit ( both eat tho)

@queen161718

the fact that y/n is always just lurking in the comment sections of chris edits absolutely takes me out 😭😭

y/n -> gotta support my man and his talented ass fansss

@cupidsword

i need him BAD

y/n -> same (i already have him)

@imwetforyourmom

i just need one chance 😫

y/n -> nah bae, he’s got a brother thooo !

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COMMENTS:

@ y/n

his hair is really nice 🤭

@evieolo -> I’M SAYINGGGGG

@nickmillersn1gf

it always looks so soft and fluffyyyy

@mbbsgf -> if he ever shaved it off i would cry

y/n -> you and me both sis

@mattsneezing

yesss, i love my husband’s hairrrr 😍

y/n -> aren’t you a matt girl ?? where’s your sense of loyalty ??

@chrisstankyleg

my man is looking FINE

y/n -> girl, i don’t know how to tell you this…

@sturniolobltch

even the paparazzi is obsessed with his hair

@sturniolowhore -> can’t even blame them

@bethsturn -> he’s just so 😫

@ y/n -> you guys get it

@bernardenjoyer

biting my phone rn

y/n -> glad i’m not the only one !

@rac00ns-are-c00l4

long hair chris >>>

@ y/n -> NO FR, IDK WHY HE KEEPS CUTTING IT

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COMMENTS.

@ y/n

MY MAN MY MAN MY MANNNNN

@chrisloyalgf

it’s a good day to be a chris girl

y/n -> it’s a good day to be chris’s girl

@urmom2bitch

HIS FINGERS GOOD LORD

@ y/n -> they’re long as hellll 😋

@defnotayonna -> wdym by that 🤨

@ssturniolo

chris girls, how y’all doing ??

y/n -> I’M LOSING MY MIND RN

@judespoision

i’m just a sturniolo girl atp

y/n -> AS YOU SHOULDDDD

@ y/n

HELP CHRIS JUST ASKED ME WHY THIS AUDIO HAS BEEN REPLAYING FOR SO LONG

@blueeyedbesson -> not you watching chris edits while you’re with him 😭

@ y/n -> THEY’RE SO ADDICTING

@hearts4chriss -> oh hey boo tell my man i said hey 😛

@ y/n -> oh is matt your man now ??

@ hearts4chriss -> …girl don’t play with me

@chrisstopherfilmed

GRIPPING MY SHEETS RN

@starsturniolo -> he’s so fineeeee 😩

@robins-scoop -> LIKE WHY ISN’T THIS MAN IN MY BED ??

@ y/n -> sorry y’all he’s in mine !

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COMMENTS

@ y/n

PERIODDD YOU CLEARED SHOWING THIS TO CHRIS IMMEDIATELY

@ y/n

damnnn me and flo milli twinninggg 🤞🏾

@ christophersturniolo -> oh look at that it’s night

@readerakayourname -> CHRIS 😭

@fandomhopped -> he’s so real for that honestly

@ y/n

i’m absolutely obsessed with that first clip

@yamamasjumpercables -> i want this edit engraved in my brain

@ y/n -> no LITERALLY

@ineedchriscock

i’d let him choke me any day

@ y/n -> where is your self respect 😧 ( literally same )

@luverboychris

the only person’s babies i’d carry

@ y/n -> WHAT 😭😭 (real)

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COMMENTS

@ y/n

his frat boy era will be missed 😔🙏

@rootbeerworshiper -> frat boy chris >>>>>

@ y/n

song choice >>>>>

@ christophersturniolo -> i wanna watch u get naked !

@ y/n -> then come over ???

@patscorner -> oh !

@junnniiieee07 -> ik those are the lyrics but i don’t think they’re joking 😭

@ y/n -> 🤫

@chr1sgirl4life -> THAT’S MY MAN MY MAN MY MANNNN 😍

@breeloveschris -> incorrect that’s MY man !

@ y/n -> idk how to tell y’all this…

@nicksmainbitch

this audio choice was the best decision you could’ve ever made

@vanteguccir -> this song is so chris coded

@55sturn -> frat boy chris + this song 😩

@mayhem-72 -> his smirk ?? are we kidding ??

@ y/n -> bros ego is INFLAMMED

he ain’t even the fart fr

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COMMENTS

@ y/n

BODY ROCK OH I WANNA FEEL YOUR BODY ROCKKKKKKKK

@endereies

CHRIS + JUSTIN ??? THIS EATSS

@ y/n -> i’m sayingggggg

@sturniolosmind

smash !

@ y/n -> oh (i agree)

@disturbedwoodelf -> i love how no matter what chris edit i’m watching y/n is always in the comment section

@ y/n -> AND AMMM

@ mattsturniolo -> she has nothing better to do

@ y/n -> alr fuck you too then

-> and you can’t be talking you had to click at least 5 different drop down arrows to even find this reply

@ mattsturniolo -> i’m very busy actually

@ christophersturniolo -> matt you’re literally walking around the house catching pokemon

@nikolastrn -> damn they gagged you 💀

@bernardsbendystraws -> i’d rock his shit

@ y/n -> what do i even say to this

@ berbardsbendystraws -> wanna join in ??

@ y/n -> oh my 😨 (🤭)

CREDITS

@ frxy on tiktok

@ bl6tts on tiktok

@ sturniolo.vfx_ on tiktok

@ strvnloml on tiktok

@ chrislover476 on tiktok

@ edzbyang on tiktok

this took me wayyyyy too long to make, but it was so funnnn

lmk if you want more like this :)

no tag list cause i tagged y’all in the actual fic 😝

masterlist

[nerves-nebula]

Saw a post I thought was kinda funny and then realized that the op was being serious event 100 billion dead. I think some of you just don’t know what words mean and that’s fine but mannnnn you’d die if you read like. An entry level academic paper on media or something idk

[blurrymango]

Oh also murdoc showed up in my dream last night and I mauled him with my claws??? Which. Well having sharp claws and absolutely shredding someone's face was kinda fun but y'know. And I literally was like "oh god what's gonna happen if mango finds out"

What

And then he was traumatized or something and I was on the run from the police and there was a murder knife woman trying to get me too. Idk man but I also had a cool rock collection in that dream so. Idk mannnnn

WHY WOULD HURT HIM???? D:<

I mean, he deserves it, however.

YOU ARE EVIL. AND IF I AM IN YOUR DREAMS TONIGHT IT WILL BE FOR NEFARIOUS PURPOSES.

[meowkn]

whatre your thoughts on lily valley 🤔🤔 idk who wrote it but it was kinda ass

LILY VALLEY?!?!!?! MANNNNN DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED. definitely one of the best things ive ever read and this rlly hot sexy girl wrote it and she’s literally the love of my life. I have so many opinions about this series that I can’t even unpack it right now. It’s honestly such a brilliant read and you truly have to sit down and put yourself in readers shoes to understand everything that’s going on, plus Jean is hot asf sooo that’s a bonus. the writing is just mwah. I WISH that i could do a collab with lily valley because its just so dear to my heart.IF YOU HAVENT READ IT GO READ IT NOWWW ITS SO GOOD, CHECK OUT @shepnicolo

[mattscoquette]

OKAY I THINK I JUST FOUND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE…

so I was at the library in my high school because I had some missing assignments to get done. Then this boy walked in and he was SO CUTE. Like had the style of Matt sturniolo but like Chris hair kinda. I wanted to talk to him SO BAD but I was nervous sigh. But I was secretly watching him bc who wouldn’t..so he was reading this book and then I saw him take his wallet out. Idk why he did so BUT he had a snoopy picture inside. I LOVE SNOOPY AND HE LOVES SNOOPY? I actually am in love I can’t. Like I don’t care if I haven’t even talked to him he’s so CUTESY. And he has veiny hands..IM A FREAK FOR VEINY HANDS.

OMG AWWWW go get ur mannnnn

[bentosandbox]

1 to 7 👀

take a guess before opening this (it's kind of long)

so actually when I rb'd the post I was thinking about Hoshichen tehe was it obvious (I don't actually hate it... I like it even..but I'm very particular about their dynamic) but I kind of have 3 other ships I basically feel same-y about

Specrene

FranLisk

SariaSilence

Their standard(??)/popular depictions basically have 'Webtoon CEO with yaoi hands harassing/forcing themselves on naive powerless guy' kind of vibes to me (This applies to a lot of Lapptex too I think) basically if you turn the 'bottom' into a kyaa noo stop type of girl with no agency...goodbye forever

What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?

See top but I guess more specifically Specrene: specter is treating her like a actual pet bird to torment/tease than a fellow humanoid(?) until the end of her op rec where she finally kind of acknowledges irene as a fellow 'human' like whaa

2. Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?

Hoshichen but they're also like more than that to me im just going to quote my friend here and hope it suffices

uhh like. they know that they'll never get the other's full background and theyre (may be begrudgingly) fine with that (as opposed to chenswire thats like mutually 'i already know everything about you why are you still pretending otherwise' in all actions but speech)

3. Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion?

man idk honestly lol... but i also rarely unfollow people over this kind of stuff usually I just mute words or just go hm interesting i guess (scroll past)

4. Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?

see top I think they're all popular/the 'default' ship (except for specrene)

5. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?

see top (and below...) chen sir is cringefail but not like a hollywood damsel please....

6. Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?

I wouldn't say hate but I used to be really ehhh on

1) Mos/Fia because (see top) but I love fail mostima and cringe fia I'm glad GA showed how pathetic the two of them can be

2) I kept seeing Lin/Swire with (see top) dynamic and i was like goddamn you guys did it to hoshichen and now them too COME ON.. JUST BECAUSE SWIRE APOLOGISED ONCE EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS BACK TO BEING QUEEN BITCH RIGHT AFTER uhh anyway. there was this weibo post I saw when Lin was announced that like awoke something in me it was kind of like a drabble or something...? basically something like 'lungmen quad is so nice because you have 2 police(chen & swire) and 2 underworld people(lin & hoshi <ex tho) so the dynamics is like wowww!! honestly it was kinda hard to read lol but it was basically like canon compliant imagining about after swires kidnapping when they were kids, they fractured fr fr because chen was like im going to 1000% train while lin feels awkward since swire got kidnapped by underworld guys or sth and her family and therefore she herself is part of the problem and it ended with the both of them butting heads while thinking "why wasnt it me that saved her back then?" (cause it was hoshi right lol) and i just went like MANNNNN. it's like the core of my wuxia/gufeng AU that's collecting dust in my folder sorry if that made no sense

3) hoshichen but see below first and then come back; JP fan interpretations just hit different man the biggest reason why i still eat this ship sometimes

7. Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?

see top but especially for HoshiChen because i don't really care for the other 3 ships lol. people depicting Hoshigummy like average yaoi mafia boss that forces themselves on the MC without an ounce of respect for either party when shes like actually perfect(to me...)

omake/bonus chart i made a while back before WWB dropped

hope nobody gets mad over my opinions though lol enjoy whatever you like even if its ooc!!! peace and love on planet terra

[goblin-iz-whack]

idk this is kinda random but every time I hear the beginning part of “Call me Rusty” where parts of the Gang go “It’s Rusty!” “Split!” “Hide!”. I cannot help but think it’s Gear, Tank, and Lube tryin to get Rusty to leave before Greaseball notices him BECAUSE THEY’RE TRYING TO PROTECT THEIR MANNNNN

I HAD THIS EXACT THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST GOT INTO GANGRUST

[anyasoocblog]

Like maybe it has to do with the fact that i'm still kinda hungover after going out last night but idk mannnnn

[silli-illi]

ok so i have old abyss!jumper doodles that i was gonna post today bc like the season ended . when i did it i had exams and kinda procrastinated so by the time i finished it she already...*aggressively coughs* . but she posted her videos today and now it feels weird to post it. idk. do i even post it? on twt or tumblr? or both? idk mannnnn

[anoverflowingsea]

//tw suicide

im reading this mcd fic

whY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF

WHY DO I THINK I CAN HANDLE READING MCD WITHOUT CRYING 😭😭😭

BARELY INTO CH 1 AND IM BAWLING

i'm too much of a bby i can't handle this but also i kinda need this rn

it's a story about 7 years of knowing a person but they tragically passed away due to committing s*icide and how his ex lover is able to keep living in memory of them

idk i feel for this sm bc the mc that d*es, he was such a kindred spirit that everyone really loved bc he had sm love to give, but not enough for himself until he couldn't take hiding all his pain anymore

and mannnnn i just resonate with that bc a lot of times my existence feels so worthless but as fucked up as it is, one of the things that keep me "grounded" (? not sure if that's the right word it also feels egotistical) is imagining my fun*ral and i know it'd ruin a lot my loved ones if i was gone. i know how much love i carry in this soul. and i would never want to do that to them.

but i feel so lonely and defeated sometimes being stuck in a loop you don't know how to get out of. being there for everyone but unable to get things through in my own head. my loved ones try to give me advice, but it's so hard for me to believe it. like i'm universes apart from everyone.

eventually i just started prefacing my problems to people so they don't linger on the topic too long. years have passed and it still felt like i was dealing with the same problems. i stopped dreaming and hoping so much. i stopped telling people my goals because i was never confident in achieving them. i didn't want people getting sick of me for "talking about things but never fucking doing the shit i say imma do." the disappointment in their eyes. i'm so tired of seeing it.

if it was that easy for me to just do it, i wouldn't be in this shitty hellhole of a place.

dreams mean nothing if you can't tangibly make them into reality. dreams with no basis inflict more casualty than anything.

idk i'm trying to manifest good things for myself because i know that good things cannot come to you if you don't believe in receiving the good things. but i'm just so tired of hoping.

but still, i am hopelessly in love with living. i love my friends. i love my family. i love experiencing all the things that make life worth living.

shit's all fucked. i know atp i need therapy. i am trying to not be nihilistic but i'm literally so tired of being an open wound in this world that i'm not cut out for.

[mapaillus]

Lmao never posted my actual thoughts. Finally verdict for me is that sol juice is my favorite cause of strong it is. Shits awesome when its like ICE ice cold but even when its not and the flavor is way stronger I dig it cause my brain is weird and I like strong/ abrasive flavors. Def can imagine some people not super liking it though cause it admittedly is decently high up on the artificial fruit flavor spectrum. Ky is a pretty safe bet for just about anyone though. Platonic ideal of a blue raspberry flavor. Not super strong or to weak. Very blue flavor but in a gentle sweet way. Does get toned down as well if you drink it cold/ frozen to. I feel that having them both be on the sweet side is a bit of waisted opportunity to offer some more contrast though imo. Seeing the title hell on sols tub was making me expect something sour which i whould of loved or maybe even spiced which gfuel has started doing (though I can not verify how they handle spiced drinks, heard it more or less is like cayena though which makes me hopeful). A little to safe of a set of flavors imo but they are still enjoyable nonetheless of you are a gg freak and caffeine addicted. Packaging and stickers are obviously kickass even with the gfuel logo on em cause of who drew the illustrations lmao. Art of the two is a lil stretched on the cup but its not to bad. Color on the cap does feel kinda cheesy though imo? A dark redmor black to match ggst branding and the art on the bottle whould of been better imo. I know its more or less a big sippy cup or whatever but like mannnnn idk the blue and red cap felt uncreative lmao. Still pleased overall though

GUILTY GEAR JUICE ACQUIRED

WILL BE POSTING THOUGHTS ON FLAVKRS AS I TRY THEM