#SO CUTE MY LIFE UGH

[ultimatelyre]

manga spoilers warning! chapter 27 onward (heavenly delusion)

I just KNOW in my heart that this side character went FERAL when Juuichi took his baby and ran away from the group. Because WDYM look at these panels

Him looking bewildered by this small soft crying bundle

Coming to terms that its a BABYY and he has to PROTEKT it

him becoming the baby's number 1 fav brother/uncle (ft. his soft bf in the bg)

LIKE WDYM I'm not supposed to make up this very plausible story in my head from these panels. Masakazu Ishiguro san is SO GOOD at this "show dont tell" shit everyone is going on about.

Imma write about them and their lost baby brother😤 (no hate to juichi ikk why he did what he did)

[silusvesuius]

baby👶 drawings. these are very dear to me rn.. 2nd pic is my Nelavis with @barvin0k's Varonur 🩵 last one is a baby bosmer and snow elf, hairiest of them all. although the bosmer was meant to be my girl Barletta too lols

[kenobion]

Andrew Garfield for Audible UK

[triglycercule]

can the mtt commit more crimes that just murder please i know theyre the MURDER time trio but ppppleasse,,,, please,,,,,,

they'd be terrible to be next to on the highway. horror's going 160 mph amd has long past gone over the speed limit. dust's out for BLOOD and by blood i mean your tires. he's somehow sniping those round rubber wheels from the high moving vehicle with the precision of a master fruit ninja player. if your car explodes or flips over in the process that's not his fault. and then to make matters worse for everyone on the highway killer's in the backseat scratching up the doors and windows of your car with a knife everytime horror gets close to another car and oops he accidentally just disfigured your face also did i mention theyre all drunk during this

ok so theyve all got the classic face WHY DONT THEY ABUSE IT!!!! horror gets to do a little paper mache to cover up his head hole and then wearing glasses. killer i dont know what the FUCK he can do to get rid of his perpetual tears but let's just pretend that theyre conveniently gone for now. and then all dust has to do is put down his hood! anyways identity theft is cool. imagine how much they could totally fuck up classic's reputation with this. set up fake tinder profiles and then scam people for their credit card info/free dates (while ordering every expensive thing) and stealing wallets. walking into various grillby's's around the multiverse and telling terrible jokes. like ACTUALLY bad jokes. and then of course just being a huge piece of shit at the bar. god theres so many things they could do pretending to be classic. which one of us is hikaru looking ahh except the only difference between the three is the color of the stains on their clothes (either gray (dust) black (killer) or red. well faded red (horror))

ROBBERY!!!! ROBBERIES PLURAL!!!??? train robbery gas station robbery bank robbery GOVERNMENT robbery (what would you rob the government for?? documents??? idk) anyways. mtt robbing a train except its just a really shitty plan and they dont know jackshit about what theyre doing. killer's taken over the conductor's cabin and now he is booking it. how fast are trains allowed to go idk but the maximum. anyways meanwhile horror's on the tracks fucking up the rails with his strength or whatever (listen i know he's weak but picking and choosing what hcs i believe in is my art) and dust is there to teleport him away before the train crashes into him and turns him into a trolley problem victim. and then of course that shit doesnt fucking work and the train just ends up flipping over and catching on fire or something (killer survives because of course he does he's killer). and then in the end dust just has to flip the entire train over and they just stroll into the part that actually HAS the money

and then they go out and get ice cream. sometimes the murderers need to take a break from murdering and just do NORMAL crime yk???

[thebest-medicine]

Would you ever grace us with another soles tease?

well well welll — it’s funny you ask because I actually just recently met up with the wonderful @mister-ttt for a lil meet & greet & tickle and well, take a look

[rachiecrown]

Allay double life Grian, it was for a particular reason…

AWWW HES SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE

I love his little antennae that's adorable

[todayisafridaynight]

happy halloween :]

bonus outfit concept doodles under the cut lol:

[zishu-arts]

if i don’t write freevic meet cute in the next 24 hrs im going to explode

[crayoncat-works]

there are many beautiful things to see when you go hiking

[its-just-me-chey]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT. HAS. ARRIVED.

Beyond excited, loved EVERY MINUTE. I GOT TO SEE HAZEL! So CUTE He talked a minute about how he is taking the time to enjoy every minute with Hazel (i recently lost my chihuahua so seeing her little face made me smile)Shit he made me smile 🤣 He talked about Gatlinburg being a nice place to just relax cause I went there recently for my birthday. He is a cancer like me and he basically confirmed thats Cancer birthdays are the best 🤣💚

This will forever be my favorite thing lol

On another note did anyone send a reaction video ?i didn’t know that was a thing

[sapphicsnzs]

guys shut the fuck up. my girlfriend was fast asleep and i hit her pen and it made me sneeze. she literally woke up and was like did you sneeze and then blessed me and went right back to sleep….😭🥺🫠

[cadere-art]

I've had such a shit week so far it's kind of hilarious. Deserves an attempt at greentext

> Go to Ikea sunday to buy a new mattress. > Open mattress. Plastic packaging has been sealed fused with the (synthetic) mattress cover > Call Ikea. They say i can return the cover alone. > Monday morning > Unzip cover. Take only top half bc that's easier to remove than the whole thing > Drive 35min to ikea. > Wait 40 min at customer service. > Exchange top half of cover. > Drive home. > Put cover on. Zippers of new top and old bottom are not aligned and the halves don't fit together. > Drive back to Ikea. > Exchange bottom half of cover for the one that matches the new top half (they hadn't gotten rid of the mattress yet. > Drive home. > Put cover on. Lift mattress by handles on the cover. > Cover rips. > Dejectedly walk into kitchen to get myself some yogurt. > (I was supposed to spend the morning cooking and now i have neither cooked nor eaten) > Open brand new yogurt jar. > It's got mold in it. > Husband calls ikea and arranges a pickup exchange so I don't have to drive there again. > Later that night. > Enter my car to go back home from a friend's. > Car makes a weird noise. > "oh, i need to refill the power steering liquid, I've driven a lot today and that makes the power steering leak leak faster" > Refill power steering > Drive home > Start parallel parking > Weirder noise, liquid starts gushing from under the car with smoke and shit > Well shit. I bet the leak's not just a leak now uh > Be today > Husband moving my car again while I'm at work (no choice, living the city life) > Car juices spilling everywhere > Manage to park > Handbrake gives up > FML > Get home from work > Grab myself milk to make chocolate milk for comfort > Milk's gone bad > *suspicious* > Check fridge temp > Fridge temp is 17C

[fr00tbats]

def not emotional abt this unplanned fraggle rock parallel

[royaltea000]

you mentioned the demons strike back (2017) and even though wukong's demon monkey real form is scary as fuck, it also got me hnnnghhhhhhhhhhhh thAT RASPY DEEP VOICE , JESUS!

Too fucking true - listen. I may have found the human version soooo fucking hot but I am a monsterfucker first and foremost those longass fangs they gave him got me titillated and afraid at the same time smile at me again monkey boi 😳

[mars-ipan]

god i cannot wait to be off these steroids…

[thebest-medicine]

“And just where do you think you’re going?”

Caleb feels a hand close around his ankle and he lets out an uncharacteristically giggly shout. Mirth nearly erupting from his chest, he heaves forward, clawing hopelessly at the ground. “No, no- you asshole, ah- MOLLY!”

The tiefling’s voice is low, laced with danger. “Hell of a thing to say right now.” He tows the wizard back in by the ankle with a laugh. 

Caleb, fighting off anticipatory giggles, kicks with the unclaimed leg and tries to wiggle and flip himself onto his back. “Noooo!” He whines as Molly’s finger starts dancing over the ball of his foot. A few more join in, they curl with a teasing lightness that Caleb knows is only the beginning.

Molly wraps both of the wizard’s ankles up with one arm and gets to work. His wiggling fingers jump more deliberately between all the worst spots (there are many) on Caleb’s feet, who starts squeaking out laughter between broken protests almost immediately.

“You are a peculiar one, Widogast.” Molly narrates as he draws squeals from Caleb by scribbling nails beneath his toes. “You’ve been buried in books, frowning and grumping about all day. For days! And here I am, trying to cheer you up.”

“I’m smiling now, you dick!” Caleb squeals.

Mollymauk tugs the rest of Caleb closer. “And you think I’m just going to get you to smile once and then let you go?”

Caleb eyes him and catches a dangerous smirk, and then a little bit of an exasperated fondness in Molly’s eyes as he tries in vain to wriggle free. A whine builds in Caleb’s throat and he tosses his head back, a bit defeated. “Why?”

“You deserve a little lightness, dear, don’t argue. All you need to do is laugh.”