#SNASKS

[snaffirmations]

I always had a feeling that snails are magical wise creatures, that just chill in after-rain grass, and if we could hear them they would give us very wholesome advices. Very much appreciate this blog. Greetings from my snail friend Tobi 🐌❤

snails are very wise creatures indeed. they have two (2) whole braincells, one dedicated to loving food and the other to loving you

[remus-poopin]

1,5,10 and 27 for the snape asks ;3

1. Do you have a snOTP? What is it?

I’m not really a shipper so I don’t really have any ships I feel that strongly about but if I had to choose for Snape than maybe platonic Snily (if that counts lol)

5. Do you think Snape ever loved anyone other than Lily, romantically or platonically?

No, I don’t think he loved any other person romantically (I think I’m in the snapedom minority because I actually think Snape did have romantic feelings for Lily). I don’t really see him being that romantically active tbh. Platonically I don’t think so either. I think he may have cared for his DE friends but I’m not sure he loved them. Maybe I can see him loving the Malfoys though.

10. Do you think Snape's character has changed the way you think/feel about others?

Actually yes, a lot. When I first got into the snapedom it was from a lot of meta and analysis and one of the things that kept popping up was the class conversation, DE grooming, and radicalization. I think this (along with all the left-tube Contrapoints type videos I was watching at the time) really changed my perspective on the people who join hate groups. Because I’m a black queer women and I came of age on tumblr during the rise of the Alt-right movement it was very hard for me to see the humanity in those people (not that I wasn’t capable but I just wasn’t interested in trying to). I think I did myself a disservice in not trying to figure out what the hell was going on with these people because if I did I would have had a much better understanding of the people who were apparently against my whole existence. It was very easy to write these people off as just hateful racists and leave it at that.

Learning about radicalization and how young (white) men, usually poor, usually bullied, and usually victims of SA or assault are drawn to hate movements where they feel like they can reclaim some of the power that “was stolen from them” that they feel was rightfully theirs in the first place (that they are “entitled to by society”) helped me understand those movements more deeply and how they function (I’m actually writing something on this rn and I want to make it into Snape meta eventually).

Reading the Snape meta got me more interested in that process as it was very relevant to todays American politics which was always an interest of mine. Me coming to like Snape actually humanized those people for me, which I feel is incredibly important because dehumanization, even of those who are extremely shitty is never helpful (my black ass still wouldn’t want to be anywhere near these people tho). My love for Snape mostly comes from the fact that he made it out to the other side from that hate. I think that’s a really valuable story to tell, especially in our times.

So my love for Snape has really increased my empathy and that is something I’ll always be grateful for.

27. Do you think Snape was close to his mother?

I wouldn’t say close because I don’t think she really spent a lot of time with him or anything like that. I always viewed her as distant and a bit defeated. I think Snape definitely liked her more than his dad, but I don’t think they were a close mother son duo by any means.

[agoodcupoftea]

re: Shavuot scenarios, I love the idea of staying up all night but I just think it’s a disaster for one’s immune system…

See, this is good....

Someone thinking it's just their allergies kicking in as they try to learn but really they're coming down with something

Someone who sneezes during early S/hacharis and blames it on the flowers but really staying up all night has tipped their health scale and they're getting sick

Late night sniffles over a sefer are hot that's all

[temporarilyunspokensneezes]

Are you and thebloommaster gonna write more dabihawks snz fics on ao3? I’ve been waiting for so long for new updates. Love u 😍

Ahhhhhh I'm so sorry for such a late response! I don't have notifs on and I don't get messages often so I don't even check 😭

But YES we will eventually!! I'm the problem because I'm in med school so my free time is like negative 5 hours per day 😭😭😭 but there will be more eventually~ pleased and honored that you enjoy them so much 🥰

[secret-explosion]

Headcanons of a sick or sneezy V//ox? 🥺

Sorry for taking so long to get back to this!

I have a feeling his sneezes changes as the decades went on. When he first came to hell and had a 1950's style TV, which was much more prone to overheating and overloading. Plus, there were not as many reliable vents. Hence, when he sneezed, it was so violent that this man used to blow a fuse each and every time. This was especially a problem when sick. Try as he might, that head of his just wasn't made for quiet sneezes nor the ability to hold them back. Tired of being black screened and useless until someone replaced his fuse, he decided it was time for some adjustments.

He tinkered throughout the years until eventually he had a much more efficient screen, volume control, and a better ventilation system. With Filters! With fewer allergens to make him sneeze and a reliable control of volume, he was now a master at stifling! With a few nearly imperceptible sneezes, the allergen is out of his vents and off to bother someone else. However, with all the adjustments he made, he is more computer than TV; leaving him much more susceptible to accidentally downloading viruses. On top of it all, he still runs into the problem of blue screening when caught in a particularly bad sneezing fit nowadays

[jennyfair7]

Have you seen the Sneleton at Party City?

@tearosesarts not at Party City but IN MY HOUSE! 💀🐌

I found it at the grocery store last year after you tagged me in a post about it - it was fate 😍 It’s so wrong it’s right 🤣 Thank you for thinking of me! 🥰

[picspammer]

Countdown to Shutdown by The Hives Directed by SNASK

[shrubdaddy]

question 4 u! I’m in need of some tolkien x reader fanfics to read on here (maybe Legolas, Aragorn, Kili, Thranduil??? Or anyone in general). U have some rad fics up so I was hoping I would know some other tumblr users who write fics

hiya! of course - i’ve come across some amazing authors and amazing fics here, not entirely sure how active they are but here are some top of mind:

@tolkienfantasy, @edensrose, @harrysweasleys, @entishramblings,

would honestly love some more recs as I feel like most of my lotr fic content is on ao3 and ff which I feel I can give more recs if you'd like! lmk if you want me to put together a fic rec list for either!

[remus-poopin]

21, 43, 48 for the Snape asks, if you’re still answering them? :) ty!

21. What particular memory do you think Snape used to conjure his patronus?

Ok so I now subscribe to the hc that @serpenera presented in this post that the patronus is a symbol of hope not just happiness and therefore needs a happy memory of something that will keep you going forward, so obviously for Snape that’s going to be Lily related. After Lily’s death I think like mentioned in that post, he would think of Harry finally safe and out of danger.

43. What's your favourite headcanon about Snape? Is there a movie/song/book that reminds you of Snape?

I think my favorite hc is that he actually likes Luna and enjoys teaching her. I think he would appreciate her creativity, individuality, and kindness while also emphasizing with her being bullied. Idk but I can’t see him giving his usual asshole attitude to her.

For what songs remind me of him: Everytime I listen to The Smiths I think of Snape because ✨ vibes ✨but this song in particular is literally sooo Snape coded it’s insane

Also everything in my cokeworth cunt playlist

48. Did you feel Snape was the "good guy" even before the reveal?

Hm so when I was a kid I read the first couple books but once I got to GOF I stopped and only heard them through audiobooks that my grandma would constantly play for us at her office (she was very into the series lol) but I wasn’t fully paying attention. I did however watch all the movies in theaters and I was much more into that. When the HBP movie came out I think I was 7 or 8 and I don’t remember feeling all that strongly about Snape or Dumbledore dying (I really only cared about Hermione and maybe Harry). So I wasn’t really thinking about Snape and or any plot twist to come. I think when the last movie came out in like 2012 or something I was in 5th grade and the Always scene happened and it was definitely not expected for me. So honestly no I didn’t think he was the good guy, but I don’t think I was even thinking about him at all.

[agoodcupoftea]

Does anyone have any wav requests? I might try something later today but I'm stuck on ideas

[temporarilyunspokensneezes]

what allergies/sensitivities do you think dabi and hawks have? how intense? 😈

Is any and everything depending on how we want to torture them an acceptable answer? 👀😈

But ooo ok ok:

Hawks- I would say I assume he doesn't have as many allergies but rather he's got a sensitive nose, especially when he's sick. Even his own feathers make him sneeze when he has a cold. Maybe he's allergic to some random uncommon flower and he only discovers this because of all the bouquets his fans throw at him. Flying up so high makes his nose extremely cold, so it's all runny and sniffly when he gets back down (that's what the high fluffy collar on his jack is for 👀)

Dabi- oh this man's body is FUCKED and you know that includes his immune system. Awful mix of doesn't work well enough yet works too well in ways he doesn't want. Absolutely allergic to dust and mold, which is awful for all the shitty rundown bases the League stays in. Spring and fall allergies, he gets a break in the summer but it's so hot that he gets quirk fevers so is it really a break? 👀 the stray alley cats that are attracted to the heat he gives off make him sneeze -ironically- kittenish fits and he hates his inability to say no to them. Hawks buys him the good allergy meds when he finds out tho. Even candles with too strong of scent will set him off. And don't even get him started on Hawks' feathers (or do, since Hawks has the kink)

[veersnz]

Q&A Time ! ✨

Here's the awaited Q&A ! Thank you so much to everyone who submitted questions, it warms my heart so much !!! And sorry for the little delay, I had some plans (//ω//) "I adore your accent! Would you consider doing a wav trying to holdback your sneezes?? Or maybe a sneezing while hiding scenario!" - Awww thank you so much you're so sweet!!! Yess I'd love to do a sneezing while hiding scenario ! I think I even wrote a scenario about that a while ago but I think I lost it somewhere in my old phone (╥ω╥). But if I have the time I'll definitely try to whip up something related!! "for the q&a! what are some of the positives/happy moments for you that have come from having the kink? ☺️" - Aw that's such a fun question~ thank you! I'd say the relationship I had with my ex perhaps ? You all probably know who I'm talking about and since we shared the kink we definitely had some fun related to that. Yes our bond ended but some of the times we shared were quite nice~ aside of that I think the opportunity to join this community was also a pretty big positive addition in my life~ lots of great things came from it (─‿‿─). And also weirdly enough, just having the kink in and of itself haha! I enjoy having it, it spices things up and I enjoy that a lot~ "Hi Veer! What made you decide to start sharing your sneezes?" - Hii !!! I think the first time I did it was just out of boredom xD and horniness. I didn't expect anything of it but a while after I saw a sudden influx of people coming to my blog and the enthusiasm they had for my sneezes inspired me to make more wavs ! "Also, do you have any particular favorite sneeze scenarios?" - Oh jeez I have a lot haha (//▽//). I love anything mess related haha I'm a huge messfucker at heart. Inducing is one of my soft spots too, just throw in a bunch of feathers and I'm down xD Also anything involving a dom/sub dynamic, those are amazing~ Combine all three and I'm sold (ง ื▿ ื)ว. I'm just sad feather-inducing is such an under-appreciated scenario haha

"Ever had any close calls/anyone finding out about the kink?"

Oh god yes („ಡωಡ„), in a drunken state once I almost admitted to it in front of a crush I had. Needless to say I tried to deflect it and just blurted out "oh no..I-I just think sneezes are..funny!". She didn't really buy into it at first, I don't know if she had suspicions or something. It was pretty embarrassing and I hope she doesn't remember anything (；￣Д￣). I'm usually not too ashamed of my kink and often I end up telling my good friends once I'm comfortable enough. They never judge it and we joke about it pretty often. Like one of them will sneeze randomly and the rest of the group will look at me like "You liked that didn't you ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" and we'll have a good laugh xD! Tho once I end up dating someone, I'm much more embarrassed of it and it takes me a while to come clean (⊙_⊙)

"Are your cold sneezes different than your allergy sneezes?"

Hmmm to be completely honest I never paid close attention to it ^^'. I don't sneeze that much when I have a cold, I'm just mainly congested and feverish (which sucks ass). I'd say perhaps there's a liiittle difference, like my allergy sneezes will be more rapid and soft whereas my cold sneezes can be more drawn out and a tad harsher. There's not that much of a difference to be honest. Perhaps the difference lies in how messy the cold ones can get haha. The biggest difference I can state is between my "natural" sneezes and my "induced" sneezes; the natural ones are usually soft, with a bit of spray and a very subtle buildup. The induced ones on the contrary are very harsh, have a pretty lengthy and dramatic buildup, lots of mess and pretty much bend me in half xD (//ω//)

"Do you use tissues or something else to sneeze/blow into?" Mainly tissues yeah ! I always carry some with me because whenever I sneeze throughout the day, my nose fills up and I don't like being left sniffling like a toddler lmao. But if I have a cold I have this habit of picking an old shirt or two and using them to blow my nose into, I find them to be a lot more gentle on the skin and more respectful of the planet lmao xD. If I don't have any tissues available I usually use napkins or anything that can act like it. And if nothing of the sort is at my disposal then my sleeves or my shirt will have to do (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) "Do you have anything you absolutely cannot stand when it comes to snz? I know for me blessing people is hard sometimes lol" My parents sneezing (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ. Literally wanna throw myself under a bus whenever I hear them. My mom has those loud sneezes and they always come unannounced (x . x). My dad on the other hand makes these weird faces and of course he sneezes in triples or quadruples (ノ°益°)ノThankfully they don't sneeze a lot so I'm not subjected to this atrocity too much lmao. Blessing people isn't too much of a bother, it definitely feels weird and I don't enjoy it but for the sake of being polite I can manage xD

And that's it! Thank you all soooo soo much for submiting all those questions to me, I had a blast answering them !! Hope you all have a great day/night !! (´ ω `♡)

[updatingranboo]

snream is snover! snatch the snod snere:

ranboo is live!

[title: “SNAILS AND MERCH GIVEAWAYS!!!”]

[symptom3000]

The Hives "Countdown to Shutdown" (2023)

director: SNASK

[liloli-art]

🐺Snask🐺

Thank you Snask-(FA)! 🥰

[headmasterseverussnape]

Mr. Sneep, not to be strange and obnoxious in your snasks but I love you so much! You are the happiest part of the day, And when you aren't around, I am no different from a cat yowling at the door because its owner has had the audacity to leave the room for 5 minutes.

Aw, thank you. You’re not strange or obnoxious. I’m glad I could bring you some joy. Love you too 🖤🖤🖤