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[samanthadoodles]

Anakin Skywalker 💔

Print made for Fan Expo Chicago 2024. Signed by Hayden Christensen at the event.

[anakinisvaderisanakin]

Nothing like the best Star Wars character to celebrate May the 4th.

No, you can't change my mind.

[kara-ct]

Cody : *Waking up at 3am because a comlink rings* ... Yes?

Anakin :... Cody?

Cody: General Skywalker? Is there a problem?

Anakin: No...

Cody: You need me for something?

Anakin : No...

Cody: So why did you call me at 3am?

Anakin: I didn't. Why did you respond to Obi-Wan's comlink?

Cody : What...?

Anakin :... Is Obi-Wan with you? At 3am? What does that mean?!

Cody : That's not what you think, sir! We were... He was...

Anakin : Obi-Wan, you're just a stupid hypocrite!

Obi-Wan: *wakes up because of the noise * What?

Cody : We can explain!

Anakin: Obi-Wan! The last time I asked Rex to work at this time to help me with the paperwork, you berated me for hours! But you're doing the same thing with Cody!

Obi-Wan : *always half asleep* Paperwork? Where?

Cody : Paperwork! We are guilty! We were working. Nothing else. You are absolutely right! *laughs nervously*

[threebea]

Have we considered for modern aus Obi-Wan is just high charisma and British and isn't actually the Professor TM archetype. Now don't get me wrong, I Iove University Professor AUs. Never stop making professor Obi-Wan aus, but consider alternative professor Obi-Wan career path.

He's got street smarts, and he's witty, and yes he's smart. He picks up things. He speaks several languages, and can fix a hyperdrive jet engine(?). However, he would be so restless in an academic career.

Modern AU he is a man doing parkour well into his thirties and forties despite his knees. He knows how to fly a plane because an old friend taught him, but he doesn't have a pilot's licence. He has been in drag races but also hates driving because he doesn't feel safe on highways. He didn't graduate highschool because he and Qui-Gon were 'backpacking' (Qui-Gon's words) around the world during his teens but he got his GED eventually it's fine. He dropped out of university but says he went to X University when asked so people just assume he graduated. He was definitely in at least two bands during his early twenties.

When he takes in Anakin he becomes a university professor because it seems like a stable gig. He has no credentials and gets his position through charm, half-truths, and extremely good references. No one bothers to ask to see his degree. Anakin is an illegal immigrant. Obi-Wan probably didn't even have any sort of official custody. He has broken so many laws. He volunteers at temple and is well liked in his community.

He does get Anakin's legal status straightened out eventually (somehow without being arrested), but Anakin doesn't go to actual school until grade nine.

Obi-Wan teaches law. It's always good to know the law when you break it so much.

[rebekadjarin]

Obi-Wan: They should have checked in hours ago. It appears your captain follows orders as well as you do.

Anakin: Perhaps Cody is boring Rex with standard procedures and protocol.

Meanwhile:

[redn1ghtcrawler]

idk know what I was trying to do here but have a baby ani

[shadowpuppetteer]

That's "Sir Din Grogu" to you! May the 4th be with you all! Quick Mando comic to celebrate. Love that Mando and Grogu finally get to relax and chill, but now my sister and I can't stop saying that Grogu was knighted by Lizzo! In the words of that lovely artist, "It's about damn time!" Haha!

[1five1two]

[jet-raven]

HAPPY MAY THE 4TH!

My newest Star Wars tribute edit is up on YouTube!

This is officially my longest edit I've ever made!

This edit is vastly different from anything I've posted before. But I truly hope you will all still like and enjoy it.

May the force be with you.

[livrietveld]

NATALIE PORTMAN and HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as PADME AMIDALA and ANAKIN SKYWALKER in STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005)

[teacherdespair]

Spooky Masters relate.

[daemonsdarksister]

ANAKIN SKYWALKER fighting in his prime VADER era. HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN fighting like no time has passed.

[bibannana]

Anakin *yelling, throwing his hands around*: Disgusting! Horrid! Slander against my name!

Ahsoka *blank faced*: I just asked if you and Senator Amidala were together.

Anakin *taking both the Skywalker twins from Padmé*: Tarnishing my image! Unacceptable!

Padmé *pats Ahsoka on the back*: Don't worry, it's just a reflex of his.

Taglist: @soliloquy-of-nemo @staycalmandhugaclone @nekotaetae @sexy-rex @jiabae

[threebea]

Obi-Wan's love of the high ground does not originate from his battle with Maul where he almost died having to try to win from the point of disadvantage.

It's actually because Qui-Gon had built in high ground and training in ataru flips over Qui-Gon he needed a box. He saw the key to fighting is being taller than the tallest combatant.

Anakin never learned his lesson on the high ground because he also has built in high ground so he underestimates the advantages of a gradual incline.

Also explains why Vader is even taller.