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i dont "Practice" anything. i Rawdog it. And if im not good first try i GIVE UP.

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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?
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2025 and we still don't have hairy women in movies. wild
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dislike how many mental health posts on here are just "you've never done anything wrong in your life ever and they were evil for that"
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i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation
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daily affirmations: you'll slay that job interview. you're gonna walk into that interview room and cut the interviewer in half, as well as the table, with one clean swing. you won't leave a soul alive in there. blood on the walls and everything
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just a doodle I did for the favorite cabin core boy
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I saw your scar/scott art and I beg you for more (we're starving here ;^;)

Here you go poor buddy
I have absolutely nothing to do and I haven't drawn on paper in a while, so thank you for the request, I need some practice
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Resting
Pictures with and "without" the shadow people below


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do you guys know about scp 426 bc i swear it is my favorite thing on planet earth

like is that not so funny
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people refuse to understand the concept of "this isn't important to me but i understand why it might be important to other people"
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do not let up the pressure
https://yellat.money/
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How do I convince my baby barely two years old that there isn't enough food for him?
How do I explain that this is his portion, and there will be no more, no matter how hungry he is or how many tears he sheds?
I look into his little eyes, watch him reach out innocently for more and I stand there, helpless a mother with nothing but heartbreak to offer.
Every time I give him a small portion, it feels like I’m feeding him my pain before I feed him his meal.
What kind of mother is forced to teach her child that hunger is his fate?
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map i made.
I live in a yaoi state 😔
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oh pearl double life you will never leave my mind
#MY GIRLLLL#she is so special to me i hope nothing bad happens to her this season#...#life series#double life#pearlescentmoon
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