#SHE IS NOT

[kbluebirdart]

Puppet.

finally, finish this drawing! It's been a while.

[cameoliob]

Pov he just told her that he wants muttonchops once he can grow a beard

[weepingtalecowboy]

Fanfic prompt : I love it when Tetra and wind have this ridiculously big age gap because the triforce of wisdom and courage are usually around the same age

But wind made himself a hero and therefore the age is off

Because imagine her point of view

You are an actual criminal with a height bounty and every sailor has heard of you at some point

You are tracking down a bird who steals girls

It grabs you and then you fall down and another girl gets taken

And a small essentially toddler begs you to take him to get his sister back

He defeats you with the most powerful sad puppy dog eyes ever (the only reason why tetra even had to agree would definitely be because of kids being kids like have you seen what she and her crew did with Aryll she was pretty much a family member the second they got her)

And you drag him with you and then proceed to lose him immediately after the heist

Then find him again and then get locked up in a weird castle while the kid does whatever

Get kidnapped

Beat up an old man watch an ancient civilization collapse

and then get saved by that small creature

He definitely ends up her son after this adventure considering that he gets to be a crew mate

Tetra deserves to be a mom for once (a cool mom who lets her kid blow stuff up)

Like the entire crew adopted Aryll and they only had a few days together

She got to do whatever she wants with no consequences

Wind spent even more time with her

You are telling me that he wouldn’t be the son of the entire crew and get to do whatever he wants to

Like tetra would probably jokingly promote him to co captain the second she can

And then make him the actual captain after phantom hourglass because that kid is the only reason she is still alive

She owns him that one

If the chain dares to try to command her little captain they will get thrown overboard very quickly

That is a personal insult to the crew

Which is how wind gets to be fully accepted as a very important and useful member because he got raised to be a total gremlin and if anyone tries to tell him that he can’t fight because he is too young he will do what tetra taught him and evaporate their kneecaps with the skull hammer

Warriors quickly learned not to doubt him

And he also steals wallets whenever possible

Even legend somehow lost his despite using any and all protection possible

[jooyeonjooyeoff]

I have nothing to post so...have my dog being adorable

[moghedien]

so fun to know that 1) show onlys still know absolutely nothing about Lanfear, and 2) they're gonna think she's the sex crazed one lmao

[fuunsaiki]

argylle standom, now that it's digitally available, who's going to be my best friend and create the gif of aidan saying "YOU'RE A DOG PERSON"?

[rhodesian-ridgefake]

Perfectly centered buckle making it look like she's very proper and wearing a bow tie 💙

[fuckwhoeverpickedallthefunnyurls]

Taylor Swift music is actually enjoyable when there isn‘t a rat (Swiftie) in your ear saying she‘s a lyrical genius

[midnightmah07]

just heard the best TikTok audio to describe Malleus x Adeline:

Malleus: Oh, I am going to burn in hell for sure. Here she is, talking about her poor dead mother, and I can’t stop wishing her hands were unbuttoning my shirt 😞

ITS LITERALLY THEM (in a less sad way- BUT STILL)

KJSKSJSKS NAHHHH MALLEUS COME BACK TO US MALLEUS‼️‼️‼️ COME BACK TO EARTH-- I MEAN TWISTED WONDERLAND COME BACK‼️‼️

[awesomechocolatesauce]

So, I don't really care if people don't like Ben. I get it, he's not everyone's cup of tea. Fine. At least tag your hate, though.

[nothing-but-glitter-and-lashes]

put me in a ring with all the gaylors and i’ll still come out on top. that is not a bisexual woman

[lemongrass77777-moved]

You ever see fanart of a character you like, and there’s nothing wrong with art really, the art is good, but like,.,she would not be that skinny, she just would not

[longlivetv]

How do I tell my boss no thank you I will keep my problem client as long as I don’t have to answer the phone. I will do literally anything not to have to be on phone duty. I dread coming to work on the days when the person who usually answers the phone will be out because then I will have to do it and it is the absolute worst thing that can happen to me to have to answer it?

[moonygryffin]

Got everything ready to start on my analysis but Tink says no, so…

[drunk-poets-society]

HELP LOOK AT MY PRECIOUS PATHETIC LITTLE BABUSHKA HDHHDDHHDFN