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azurefaire · 7 months ago

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You can block me/or don't care from what you are tagging this but I wanted to add a "both" opinon... Because I don't get where you are coming from in some points about Rapunzel being self serving, or where these discussions have been going on but you do make valid points about Anna and Elsa and Rapunzel fans who just aren't making good points about Frozen.

I feel like you are right that Anna is totally mischaracterized but I feel like you mischaracterized Rapunzel a teeny bit even if you have good reasons to think she is boring and flat and not as interesting as Anna. I think both of them have flaws, but Anna's flaws are written better. I also feel like Rapunzel has good reason to behave the way she does in this movie, similar to Elsa.

Anna is selfless and brave... and was abused because she was emotionally neglected and left to fend to herself like Elsa. I agree that Rapunzel fans can project on to her and give her attributes that aren't seen in the movie. But I'm not sure what you mean that "she protects her own self interest". The whole movie is spent on the conflict on her realizing she was kidnapped as a child, and reacting like a scared and paranoid teenager. Thus, the things that make her relatable, or are intended to, are her hobbies like her art, quirks/behavior, and the source of conflict. She is a self insert of Claire Keane who is also an artist. I feel like a lot of people see themselves in these attributes, but the thing is that we do not learn anything else about Rapunzel and her larger defined personality until the TV show 7 years later imo. I feel like the story being so focused on the conflict and the events and moving the story along hindered Rapunzel from being more interesting. I feel like sure there are "pauses" in the movie but they don't always feel significant. Where as every story beat feels important to the characters and resonated with me in Frozen, the characters and plot felt connected but still could stand seperately. I feel like the original story treatment by Glenn Keane would have been better in some aspects, but the story went through many problems and I feel like the Shrek inspired stuff they added to that movie during it's development made it not as good as it could be, that's part of the reason why Rapunzel is a self insert and why it messes with her character. It's from the Shrek/Rapunzel Unbraided draft. It was conceived very early on, Claire was a character in the modern world and Rapunzel was one and there was a role swap. If it came out I can imagine it having similar problems to Enchanted. If Rapunzel from Tangled came out of a fusion of parody character of a teenager and a "cliche fairytale", of course people don't like her for maybe the same reasons they might not like Giselle. There's nothing wrong about using your own personal or other inspirational influence, but the thing is it can make a character static... or certain things just carry over especially with longer developed movies like Tangled or Frozen that can make the character boring in some aspects. Earlier I found out that Roxanne from A Goofy Movie was inspired by Ariel, even the hair- but she never felt to me like a clone of Ariel especially from what I've seen of her. Where as Rapunzel and Ariel do feel similar, and honestly feel like they have the same problems and, to me, are better in their TV shows than they are in their movies because we don't see much of them, just some attributes of them (hobbies, roles, behavior) and then we are just moving through the story and focusing on specific beats, so we don't get to learn as much or get that many "little moments" of them in a similar way to Anna or Elsa. Many of Rapunzel's on screen moments are with other characters, and sometimes I think they rely too much on "show don't tell" with her. I understand why you think she is boring especially when compared to Anna, but for the same reason people like Anna (and Elsa) people like Rapunzel. It's for what there is shown of her outside of the current story... and there can be a lot of emotional projecting, the good bad and ugly of it, and personal taste when it comes to that. And there is a lot of good taste with Anna and Elsa, who are pretty well written and many don't want to discuss what worked with them for the better.

I also think Frozen and Frozen 2 are so over hated it's not even funny. I don't think the Hans twist is bad, because of how Hans acted "nice" (of course he did)... or that it would be better if Elsa was the villain. Frozen 2 doesn't seem that bad considering how fast they had to finish it. Anna, honestly, fits many aspects of a sheltered person and it's in bad taste to say that just because they gave her a sense of humor in her songs that it's a writing flaw. No one cared about this before Wish, like with Lilo from Lilo and Stitch... her tropes are similar. Anna is also an animated and expressive character, and I like how she acts, her body language and nervous tics, sometimes compared to Rapunzel. They tie her dynamic with Elsa into her own personality seamlessly as well, showing how it has affected her so much. That's why Anna is such an interesting character to me, she has an established dynamic with Elsa that makes her personality interesting as well as the dynamic. It's something I really like about them, because Rapunzel doesn't have this facet where we get to really see a "genuine" her, like less traumatized/plot related and more authentic- play off the other characters until after her movie, or only for a few scenes. I feel like nobody cared about the quirky thing until Wish came out, and people seem to forget that Ariel is really the first "quirky" character and the archetype for most of these characters. People will say that they hate how Disney doesn't give characters real personality or flaws anymore and then in the same sentence they say that Rapunzel and Anna have the same "quirky" personality archetype, yet it makes sense for both their stories and their "quirkiness" is given story reasons- differing story reasons... so how are they the same type. Explain how does Rapunzel does it better without mentioning Anna and the other characters that follow her doing it worse. For the same reason it makes sense for characters like Lilo (sheltered, traumatized etc), to be quirky it makes sense for these modern characters like Mirabel, Luisa, Anna, Elsa etc for reasons in their respective stories. How it is executed is another thing. It's not a modern audience thing 100%- if it can be justified in the story.

I wish people would say something like "I hate how Disney writes this trope." instead of like "Why are all the characters the same. Modern Disney makes all of the characters quirky nowadays" when they have always been writing the "quirky teen" trope since the 90s, in different ways and it evolved since then. Like you don't like the execution of it, and there isn't any discussion of the execution of the writing, just the writing itself, or neglecting that something can have poor execution in one aspect and none in another, making total sense story wise and nonsense tone wise. So people respect animated movies and want to dive deep into them.... actually do it instead of parroting everybody else's talking points. And I feel like for some reason Frozen as a movie is hated for the characters having actual flaws... like how maybe Ariel is hated for being 16 and having actual flaws and making mistakes, not being perfect. Let characters have actual flaws that make sense until the movie feels too corporate for you for some reason? That inherently makes them bland... because? They need "likable" flaws? Not going to say people don't like Frozen because they think it's overrated... but it's true. There's no nuance to the criticisms and a lot of criticisms made straight up about Frozen being better than Tangled straight up make no sense. Or straight up criticizing a movie's tropes for "being marketable" of course it is, and maybe that's sometimes a problem with the movie's other writing and not the character writing. Or both. Or the corporate aspects. But just saying so lacks nuance, it's just "this is poor writing for characters because recurring overused trope"... How do you hate it, I want more from the argument, how is a unpopular trope the same as poor writing...Wish the comparisons would make sense but instead these really weird criticisms are made and people don't stop and think.

Something can also make sense and be criticized, like how you pointed out how flat Rapunzel is in her movie compared to Anna. If people point out that she's traumatized and Rapunzel being quirky makes sense but not with Anna, that makes no sense as a rebuttal because Anna is also traumatized too but it is overlooked in her own movie. They don't even have the same life events, similar but not the same. And yes, trauma on it's own can be justified but how much weight is it lifting for the character, exactly. Just how much work is one aspect of a character doing for the rest, and how much given the story should it? How much is there to look at, that isn't related to the plot or trauma, and could more have been realistically added? You made plenty of good points, and it's weird that people just get defensive sometimes with Tangled. By ironically, not defending her character and going after another character in the guise of "comparing" and saying Tangled did it better... because she's not "cringe" like Anna, and she's not "fake and marketable", yet how does that worsen Anna and better Rapunzel from a character perspective, the actual plot...?

People also make the interesting choice to read these art books like the Art of Wish or maybe even the Art of Frozen and they say "ah ha! this should have happened, if this happened it would be good" without adding anything else to it, - it's nice considering why something wasn't added, even if the concepts were better. Wish could still be a bad movie if Star was different, it all has to do with other aspects of the writing to hold the movie up, and the execution of his character. I can see why Let it go had them rewrite Elsa from a creative perspective, too, and how Frozen could be a bad movie if they didn't change that and still kept it in. Even with a "more creative" plot a movie can be bad. Or considering why something that was good can also be a detriment (in Tangled's case), but nuance isn't even considered especially with arguments considering Frozen's popularity. I don't care if "The people like Tangled better", tell me why you like it and provide good reasons. Like if the only reason you prefer Tangled to Frozen is because you prefer it to Frozen personally and don't have anything else with the story you want to discuss, just say that. If a character is is boring and weak to you as a character, explain why and provide good reasons (as you did). Like I always get these posts on explore from the Frozen fandom despite not being in it myself, but... props to the Frozen fandom for knowing what nuance is...

Maybe because Anna has flaws, makes mistakes in her movie and she wasn’t meant to be a self insert like rapunzel was? Who’s surprised that the bland character that people heavily project to and have no flaws is more liked than a real character?

Not only do rapunzel stans cry over Elsa and trash her character because she’s way more popular than their fav, they also do the same thing to Anna as well. Won’t change the fact that they are both iconic characters with a beloved movie that is in the top ten on streaming platforms. Can’t say the same for their favs movie. Also, you can tell that they are salty about Anna being more popular of the two here because she says that Anna isn’t a beloved character lol. Rapunzel stans love to lie to themselves.

Edit: I just read the rest of this dumbass thread because people are jumping her saying that she watched frozen with her eyes closed (they were right. After all, tangled stans do it with their own fav movie). Outside of the typical “dollar store Ariel is the best because I can project random things onto and she has no flaws while I can’t with the rest of the princesses” shit rapunzel stans like to use, this dummy said something else that pissed me and others off. She said that Anna wasn’t abused while Elsa was! Are you fucking kidding me? Anna was! She was neglected by her parents, wasn’t allowed to go anywhere outside the palace and she had no one to talk to! This is abuse. Also, this is exactly why Anna acts the way she does! She ready to get married to the first guy who treats her nicely because she’s so desperate to be loved and have a friend. It’s obvious going by the movie but hey, what do I expect from a girl who thinks that a bland self interest that isn’t at all affected by her upbringing is a good character.

#i dont know if you have the patience for this wall of text or want to interact with someone who likes tangled... but you are so right #its been 10 years? yeah i feel like thats how long people have been criticizing frozen wrong #somethings always felt off..#like its one thing to not like how something is written but lets be real no one cared about the quirky thing until wish lets be real #personally i find tangled as a cozier movie but i wouldnt argue with a frozen fan that its better because i like it better #and as someone who hasnt even seen wish i feel like nobody actually cares about the quirky thing as much as they say they do...#.. they would be hypocrites if they Actually did #im not exactly sure if glenn's version would be better but everything that's wrong with rapunzel's writing has to do with that stuff #love tangled. love rapunzel. but she isnt the best written as character for these production reasons imo #looking into production notes on rapunzel i think she had more to her then she did in the movie #the tv show has its problems too #frozen #tangled

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phagodyke · 1 year ago

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meeting up w my token cishet guyfriend from college tmr + i forgot that with couples u cant just go hang out w one of them bc they always invite their partner + assume u already know abt it so i guess im hanging out w his gf too 🙄

#he was like hey we should rewatch this movie my gf hasnt seen it in ages and i was like ????? well watch it with her then??#shes not normally in the uk which is the only reason i dont normally see her when i see him so i forgor. thats on me #its fine like i get theyre an inseparable unit or whatever but im not friends w her im friends w him 😭#and ive only met her a couple times before briefly... rly hope shes not one of those weirdly possessive + jealous ppl #does she even know im a dyke. well she will tomorrow i guess #all ik abt her is that they met thru twitter and shes a disney adult which are frankly both red flags to me. but thats none of my business #im sure itll be fun either wayyy ive been kinda lonely this last week in the new place so my social battery is raring to go #ANYWAY i should go read + wind down the aspirin is finally doing smth to this headache thank fuck #goodnight besties #.diaries

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maplesyrupsainz · 11 months ago

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pairing: lando norris x actress!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au

warnings: sooo super fluffy!!

summary: in which a trail of bows leads to everyone's new fav grid couple

a/n: feel like i havent written for lando in ages so here we are!!

request!!!: I’d like to request an au for lando where y/n’s an actress who’s getting recognized more and more, she’s really humble and sweet but pretty similar to lando as a goofy and funny girly(idk why but I picture Sabrina carpenter vibes) 🎀 if u could add a little scene of some of the f1 drivers and wags reacting to their relationship/talking to the media how they’ve never seen lando so happy. Just a sappy and goofy couple living life (manifesting✨🕯️)

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iloveallmyocs · 1 year ago

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bc im tired of batfamily members leading always leading their respective teams in crossover comics (even when there are perfectly mature, non emotionally stunted superheroes present), I thought Id list each each member (acc to age) and write whether or not theyd be an actual good leader.

Bruce: No. He's the kind of person in a group project would do all the work but would leave the presentation to someone else. (what im trying to say is he has good planning but poor communication skills. unfortunately thats a necessary skill for a team leader)

Babs: no. she can be a good mentor and a cool guy in chair, but I cant see her leading a team.

Dick: YES. There are any instances in the comics that prove this. He is the kind of leader who could do both. He could be stern when issuing commands but could also take his team out to dinner after a mission done well. hes like the popular student council member that everyone actually likes.

Cass: no. lmao. (although dc hasnt made her lead a team yet tho. i think)

Jason: NOOOO. Jason shouldn't have been the 'leader' of the outlaws team (the first one). Roy and Kori were were much more experienced in the hero business. Jason is smarter than most people give him credit for but he is never leading a team. especially not one with the second oldest comic book sidekick ever and a literal warrior alien princess.

Steph: I'm not saying she'll be good at it, but I kinda do want to see her take charge. for funsies.

Tim: I have conflicted feelings about this. As long as everyone in the team is as weird as him *cough* yj *cough* I think he's good.

Duke: I mean he did lead a child gang, so... (I havent read any solo duke media so I dont think I am the judge of this)

Damian: surprisingly, yes. I know he is still a child but ive read and seen many futures with a slightly more well adjusted damian turning out to be a good leader, like in the justice league apocalypse war dark movie.

EDIT: angered Babs stans. read first paragraph.

#bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #barbara gordon #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #robin #batfamily #batfam #dc comics #shit forgot kate

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ghostlypawn · 2 years ago

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but also its a one woman play and that seems very purposeful regarding feeling isolated and vulnerable when it comes to SA so idk if would be as effective as a movie...

cant explain but it feels really weird to adapt a play that premiered in 2019 and opened on bway ONE month ago into a movie

#its like the same vibes as tl5y fans hating the movie for having them interact right away instead of having them seperate until the wedding(#(i dont remember sorry i remember them in a boat in a stage version i watched online)#like im sure cynthia will be amazing but like. i wish she just took over the role on bway or something.#also i know what ur going to say. thats a lot of emotion for someone who hasnt even seen it.#to which i say. fair.

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mieczyslawhale · 7 months ago

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Pack mama stiles, season three rewrite.

Durring the four months between semesters, Stiles hangs around as derek trains jackson and issac. Smart assing his way into being better for eachother while trying to find erica and boyed. Helping Derek find real eastate in becon hills for all of them. A home for when they find erica and boyed.

Then issac goes missing and Derek nearly looses it. Stiles holds their efforts together, even hiring a private gun woman to find and protect the betas.

At the end of the day he and lydia start spending more time together. Having movie nights where they talk about the struggles and efforts. With Lydias help Stiles is directed to focus on his own sexuality. Realizing much sooner hes bisexual.

Javkson gets the news hes being moved to london and Derek practically forces him out for safety. Stiles breaks up their verbal fights and tells jackson to stay in contact, that even though jackson 'doesnt care' he'll still update him on the situation.

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Jump to Derek and scott breaking into the vault. Derek convinced erica isnt dead even though issac said he saw her dead. He finds her body, hearing a faint pulse in her body. Hes a littke frantic and they call stiles. As stiles is breifed on what happened he thinks a second then asks Allison if she has any volt arrows that can send electrisity through her to restart her heart. After high tension arguing and stumbling Alason shocks erica making her heart stop. Shes to weak to do anything but heal. They drive her to the loft and drop her off with peter and Stiles. Stiles lays her down then forces Peter out. Once outside the loft he connects a line of mountain ash to keeo her inside and anything else outside. He doesnt explain himself as he runs to Lydia after she calls.

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Erica, Boyd, Issac and Cora move in with Derek. While stiles is running around dealing with finding patterns in ritual killings derek is faced with the Alphas. Hes scared and tries to throw issac out but stiles yells at derek to back off. (This is also the first time cora is meeting stiles. He just barged in without noticing her)

Stiles argues with Derek until. He admits whats going on. Leaving out that hes scared but stiles knows. Stiles tells Issac to pack a bag. As the weakest of the pack he to is worried for his safety. He comunicates as much to scott. Making his friend take in Issac for safety. Stiles tells derek what hes up against and that he wont be much help and he knows Derek wont be either with his durach problem. Its durring this conversation cora realizes they are mates. But derek hasnt told stiles about it.

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During the lacross trip. Stiles thinks derek is dead the whole ime hes running around keeping the pack together. On the bus lydia sits with him and holds his hand as he morns now thay scott is healing. But the moment passes when he has to stop the betas from commiting suicide. A high stress situation that leaves him drained when he gets back to becon hills. Only to find derek isnt dead.

His celebration is stopped when derek becomes more withdrawled. Walking away from him and seen around school with stiles teacher. Hes pissed. Heart broken. But hes got murders and betas to worry about.

(I like to headcanon jennifer put an emchantment on derek when she touched him and seeing stiles beg for help, his mate, broke the enchantment)

#stiles stilinski #teen wolf #mieczyslaw stilinski #derek hale #sterek

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tacorerooster · 5 months ago

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So with no news about Sonic 3 I want to get something off my chest that I notice. The Sonic Movies already has 2 movies, a TV show, & the 3rd on the Way, but no Amy, a classic character. We have Shadow at the end of Sonic 2 + Pac of all characters, before the 1st main female one & with what we seen so far, if Amy is in the movie, she has no major impact unlike Tails & Knux who both had big roles (& before ppl say tails didn’t, he was literally with Sonic the most & shown in the 1st film) BOTH of them where advertised as being IN THE MOVIE which Amy hasnt. Hell we know MARIA of all characters is in the story along who is playing her but not a hint about Amy. So if Amy is even in the 3rd film you have to wait until the 4TH MOVIE for the 1ST MAIN FEMALE Sonic character to have any relevance. You might also say “they just want to give Shadow all the room he needs for his plot bc he is that important, Amy can have some later ” Being realistic, WE ALL KNOW Paramount is not going to give Amy a solo movie about her & a plot sounding her for the 4th movie. (I would be GOD DAMN ECSTATIC if she did but again being realistic). And its not Amy fans who are saying this, its just people who want the 3rd movie to be ONLY ABOUT SHAODW or you are literally just trying to justify excluding Amy all together. But no, Shadow needs all that room, can’t have the UNMARKETABLE GIRL be in the way. Something we all know is the main reason Paramount or who ever haters at Sega is the reason she is not in it. While things like the Mario movie actually had Peach in the move along with many other elements of what makes MARIO, MARIO.

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sonic movie #amy rose #shadow the hedgehog #miles tails prower #knuckles #paramount pictures #paramount studios #shadow #tails the fox #sonic movie 3 #sonic wachowski

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chaifootsteps · 3 months ago

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Have you heard about a movie called "Hell's Angels"? Its a japanese animated movie wich has a similar premise to Hazbin Hotel, but executed way better.

If you dont know it, its about a girl that, on her way to her high school she gets hit by a truck and ends up in hell, where she discovers that she has to pass Hell's high school and graduate to be able to go back to life.

Its a nice movie, its very enjoyable and the animation and character design are just too fun to not even give it a chance.

I say its similar to Hazbin not only because it has demons and angels, but also with this whole thing about people in hell trying to "gain" their right to get a better life, and it has this whole message about how even if humanity can be shit life its worth living and how everyone deserves a chance.

If you hasnt seen it yet, i recomend it to give it a chance. Its free on youtube.

Also, it has character called fucking "Hellvis", wich is just Elvis as a demon. How fucking cool is that.

I love it, it has a character named Hellvis. Give that writer a raise and a blowjob.

#Anonymous #actual blog post #viv stuff

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charliemwrites · 1 year ago

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(losing my fucking mind rn tumblr closed out on me and made me have to rewrite this ask from the beginning 😞😞)

but anyways!!! obedient sitting on johns lap, dozing off in their heavily decorated house (he bought her every holiday themed decoration her lil heart desires, the theme of their house is light and snowy with white tinsel and pretty garlands and fairy lights around every corner, accenting the dark wood floors and oak furniture perfectly <3) the smell of cocoa heavy in the background. price never ever lets her drink, but tonight is an exception. shes cupping a mug of peppermint schnapps in her little hands, sipping on it slowly and price laughs so hard at the sight of his good girl being tipsy, the vibrations of it rumbling through his chest and slightly jostling her; but shes too sleepy and warm, almost asleep from the combination of her keepers big burly arms wrapped around her and the heat in the house being cranked due to the cold outside. shes chatty today, probably because of the drink but mainly because of how excited she is to finally see her owner again. they talk about their days, share stories about childhood holiday experiences (she cant seem to remember hers though..), share lots of little kisses and snuggle each other; watching various winter themed hallmark movies and giggling about how corny they are (she secretly loves them and more than once, price catches her peering up at him from her place on his lap; her big doe eyes staring at him in adoration) shes more than a little drunk when she ends up falling asleep on him in front of the roaring fire. he chuckles to himself and kisses her head, shifting just barely to keep from waking her; as he grabs a big plush throw (one she picked out!!!!!) and spreads it out over them. they wake up the next morning, tangled together and faintly smelling of mint and his cologne. they both get up to go potty a little while after price nags obedient enough; and her legs feel like mush from sleeping on the couch overnight. (even if she technically slept on price, EVEN though their couch could count as a small twin sized bed its so big and cushy) its okay though, because price is off for a week and has time to help his kept bake and cook all day!!!! (rare holiday leave<3, he might get called in but god help whoever he has to face if it means taking away from the time he has with his babygirl) they make lots of cookies, end up feeding each other half of them before they even get to icing them (!!!!! they make a game out of it, seeing who can get more of the unused icing on the others face !!!!!!!!!!!); and price hasnt seen his pet this happy; ever. if only he had time off all the time!!! oh. oh. he wont bring it up just yet, but retiring is starting to sound like a good idea…

-🎄🎄anon (happy holidays love!!!!!!!)

Oh I hate when tumblr does that, you’re a trooper for rewriting it. Fun fact, if my computer doesn’t save something I’ve written, I just about abandon the whole project. It’s only happened a couple times, but it drives me a special kind of crazy.

Now for this little Drabble I’m utterly obsessed with. 🎄🎄?? This is brilliant. Ever since @ceilidho made that bear!price fic, I’ve been yearning to just hibernate through the damn winter with this man. I love everything about this, no notes. Just a deep deep need to have this experience.

#asks #thoughts™️#cod #keeper/kept au #keeper price #🎄🎄 anon

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froggybrainz · 16 days ago

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Headcannon time

Just a warning for some, but I wanted to do more of my au accurate headcannons, but it shouldn't be too bad. I told yall before I hate one-sided, but I also love a good horror character, so I tried to keep a good balance. Just wanted to show my characters for who they are in actuality

Willie: full name William Ray Grossman.

Age: 26

5.11ft says he's 6.2ft lol

Straight

Drives a red 1991 Ford ranger

Works as Jack's errand boy. Has had a body or two in the back of his truck bed(adults only William doesnt like to harm kids so he stays out of it) hasnt killed anyone, but Jack makes him bring victims to him when he's bored.

Lives in an old farmhouse given to him by his grandpa's in his will. Everything in that house remains the same and untouched. The only room that's been updated was his old bedroom when he would speed the night and watch Michael Bay movies. Has also spent time at Jack's carnival for a few.

Is always carrying a gun at his waist. You don't know who could be lurking in those woods and he ain't about to be fucked with. He already lost one loved one he ain't going out the same way.

Uses photography to help clear his mind. Used to go to college but left due to Jack targeting his classmates. Had his eye on a certain girl but felt that it was best if he had just stayed away before Jack noticed her. Thinks about her every once in awhile, believes she was going in to be a nurse.

He loves Jack like he was his own grandfather, but Jack has never admitted to caring for him (not to his face at least....) Jack has always looked sad to him when he's alone working. Not a giggle or a smile to be seen on him even when dismembering a corpse. It's just so strange and out of character for this energetic psychopath to just be so...sober.Jack is only killing cause of someone else? Is this behavior only a facade?

Favorite foods: everything and anything you could stuff inside or on top of a grill. Melinda's hot sauce and a bucket of ranch make everything better 👌. He makes alot of King of the Hill quotes, and yes, he does the voices too....

I'm sorry to say this but he believes that just standing in the shower is enough to clean him.... most certainly has 3 in 1 soaps sitting inside of his shower....

Frankie: full name Frankie Lee Anderson

Age: 57 Sorry, he's old but immortal

6.5ft? I can't remember

Gay

Patents were an interspecies couple, which was a big no no back in the day between humans and "monsters." They were part of the hippie movement back in the 1960s, traveled alot protesting that those from the underworld were people too, and unfortunately many were shot for their beliefs. Frankie was born in 1968 and was put into foster care as a child. He never stayed in just one house but found himself being trafficked into the underworld with no one in the system looking for him. His case got swept under the rug as he was forgotten. No baby Boi was not s*x trafficked but was sold and bought as meat. Children in orphanages are easy targets for hungry residents of the underworld, so unfortunately, many go missing. Frankie was special tho, he was gonna be sold for a pretty penny after finding out about his special ability but before the traffickers could take him to get auctioned off the van was ambushed by a mob, killing everyone but Frankie. The leader was an older woman who was looking for her daughters but only found him alive. Her cold heart moured the loss of her daughters, but it also ached, knowing the pain that lil boy went thru when she saw his little hands covered in blood. A real mother's heart cries for all children, and she felt the need to take him in.

Yeah, Frankie gets taken in by a mob leader in the underworld. He learns how to fight and be excellent with gun. He becomes a bounty hunter when he gets older to help track down and protect kids who were trafficked in the meat trade. He made it his duty to find them when the police wouldn't. Donates money and gifts to kids in orphanages.

At first, he was gonna kill Willie due to his ties in the past kidnappings. Became friends later when bonding over a few beers, Willie sometimes cries over stupid things when hes drunk and acts really goofy. Frankie was at first upset about finding his lil acts cute so he argues with himself about it. Pulled a gun out on Willie while his back was turned but just couldn't do it after hearing Will start talking about how his pa would take him fishing on rainy days. Defeated Frankie lowers the gun and listens to Will finish up his story. Months later, he still wonders why he works for Jack. Such a sweet boy doesn't deserve to be used by such a monster.

Drives an Oldsmobile Delta 88. Idk I always loved that car from Evil Dead.

Favorite snacks are those shrimp chips from 5 and Below. Garlic and chillie pepper humas is pretty good too

Great hygiene even cleans under his nails 💅 Willie you could learn a thing or two with him...

Likes cleaning his car and has to keep that baby in good condition. Has two cats named Pepper and Charlie, his babies

Jack: Just Jack

Age: He believes he's from the 1800, but he doesn't honestly know.

8.5ft

Bi but straight cause the last person he bonded with was Isaac and Alex being the next just ment that he feel in love with her

Unpredictable, sadistic and bipolar, almost like something controls him at times. He does care for Will, but he's afraid that "IT" will notice. Is not a people person/very awkward around others. If yall ever watched David near on YouTube, he acts like that most of the time when he's being an edge lord

He gets bonded to a woman named Alex when she finds his box, and now is finding himself having the urge to protect her. His first time trying to flirt with Alex was just him failing horribly cause old boi never felt love before. Yknow the whole bs about "well, if a boy bullies you, he probably just likes you." Yeah, I'm sorry, but Jack can be a dick even if that's not what he intended to do. Alex getting fed up with him and talking back to him was like "oh she's just being hard to get", yeah Jack get some help, bud.... he doesn't hurt her, but he's very possessive over her. Unaware, he begins to soften up around her as he starts to forget why he had his walls up so high.

Works on taxidermy along with other arts and crafts in his free time. He's like leather face turning people into cozy home decor.

He hates being alone, so he keeps Willie around. Ma guy has a list of abilities and trades he can perform. He's a whole circus in one, he's the strongman, the contortionist, lion tamer, mind reader, he's the best clown and entertainer you'll ever witness, it's sad that he never got to host a show....

Secretly a sweetheart and Romantic, likes trying to serenade Alex with his accordion. Horse gruff voice used to have a really sweet voice(have yall ever heard of the song Farytale by Alexander Rybak that's what he sounded like before)

Hygiene is eh...his soap of choice is Dr Bronners 18 in 1 castile soap....Alex had to throw it out and buy him some actual shampoo and soap, but it didn't matter in the end cause he just ended up using her soap. Hers smells better he says

Favorite food and only food given to him since he was with Icarus (Isaac never fed him) was Shepherds pie Alex made one night.

Alex: full name Alex Marie Corbin

Age:24

Has short curly brown hair and brown eyes. 5.7ft

Straight

Was the soul survivor of a slaughter at age 18 at her old job at a family dinner. Mother thought it would be best if she took sometime off from school and stay home with family. She would later return 2 years later to go back to school for journalism. She still gets flashbacks of hiding behind the counter along with cracking joints from behind her. The sight of blood still makes her light headed. She later gets a job at a local bar when a strange man walks in, tall, slender frame with shaggy black hair covering his eyes makes his way to a booth. Something about him seems familiar....

She gets bonded to Jack when having a strange dream she comes face to face with a rather big music box. It's sides engraved with gold lettering with cute ornate flowers and lady bugs painted all over it. It calls to her...she opens it.....

She is in love with who Jack was and not who he is now. She loves his lil moments when he fusses over big words or how the kids nowadays are always coming up with new and absurd words like "NOW WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!?", poor old man lost in the times. She only hopes that the man she loves isn't dead inside that doll.

Isn't a great fighter, be manages to get into alot of trouble. Resourcefulness is a great skill to have when you have chicken wings for arms.

Hobbies are going to the library and avoiding people like the plague 😊 has a lil brother so i guess also fighting him too

Drives a mini Cooper

Favorite food is mixed fruit cobbler and Olive Garden bread sticks.

Hygiene is good 👍. Washes her hair every other day and uses dove

Bernie: full name Bernadette Johnson (haven't thought of a good middle name yet)

5.9ft tall girl, used to play softball. long blond hair.

Age: 22

Same attending the same school as Alex and is her best friend there. Going in for nursing "I wonder we're that guy went?"

Drives a pink jeep, definitely a daddy's girl.

Falls into the typical blond stereotype, but she can and will hurt you. Intimidates men with her height and build being more strong than the typical girly girl. Willie likes a stronge woman who could blame him.

Makes jokes about how her and Alex love each other around Jack just to piss his jealous butt off.

Favorite things to do is go out with friends mostly. She drags Alex put of her house to get her some fresh air from staying in her "cocoon"

Favorite food is a good seafood boil. She got her nails done and now she gonna eat with style.

This girl takes a everything shower EVERY NIGHT. skin care is fantastic and wears her retainer to bed every night

Icarus: doesn't have a full name

Age: unknown

Height: 7.1ft

Gay

Swears he can make it on his own, then proceeds to ask his boyfriend to help him make popcorn. Never once had to do anything for himself when he lived in the Garden, but now he learns how to do laundry. Has bugged Konstantin with so many questions, and with his lack of knowledge of the outside and ends up depending on him for most simple things.

Will not wear shoes nuh uh absolutely refuses to listen, but with just one click of a button and now he's scared to take his "safety" crocks off. Konstantin showed him a video of a guy who got a bot fly in his foot and Icarus about cried.

Sweetheart, who would burn the world down for his dear sweet Konstantin.

Like MLP if you dare say it's for kids and that him liking it makes him a bronie Konstantin would not think twice about using the techniques he learned while in training at the foundation to "put you to sleep"

Favorite food is white macadamia cookies. Eats vegetarian due to not wanting to hurt anymore lives.

Hygiene great 👍, Konstantin helps maintain his hair and puts leave in conditioner to help with knots. Smells like Garnier hair products

Likes watching cute animal videos with Konstantin.

Konstantin: haven't thought about a full name yet...

Age: 29

Height 6.1ft

Bi thought he was straight till he met a really pretty guy.

Likes to watch Sunday football, Icarus doesn't understand it. Is a guns man like he loves guns. Kept a few good ones in his old work van before he got posted as a wanted man for what happened at the Foundation. Is to blame for all the anomalies getting released (entity did it). Was on the run and had to sleep in his work van in the meantime was still fighting the devil that attached itself to him. Was later brought back to the Garden to be indoctrinated when he snuck off and found himself inside a large dark but strangly elegant room with a very large gold cage suspended from the floor There was Icarus locked away like a bird. Now Konstantin couldn't see what was in the cage but Icarus saw him a opportunity to get out so he made himself smaller to seem like a regular human and had Konstantin help save him. Awww Konstantin was a true knight and shining armor to rescue his poor prince. So they make their run for it, it's strange that this man knows where he's going through the long hallways of the Cult but they eventually get to the rooftop and Konstantin takes in the most beautiful stary sky he has ever seen...then get snatched by what felt like a gaint bird. Icarus was ready to go ain't got no time for star gazing Lover Boy. It's not all smooth sailing but that's all you get to know.

Likes a lot of meat products, PROTEIN!

Hygiene he does shower but man needs to lay off the axe body spray abit....

Entity:....

Age"????? Old ass bastard that's all you need to know.

Asexual yes I change it he ain't got time with yo ass.

Found out within his first few days of being cast out that causing chaos is really fun. It's like handing a kid a Nerf gun for the first time, anything, and everything is gonna be shot with it. Ain't no one safe....

If he finds out it makes you uncomfortable, then he gonna keep doing it. You thought Jack was bad. Well, you've been mistaken...

Finds kids failing and getting hurt really funny. Like putting intrusive thoughts in your head and playing it off as he didn't do it. 100% a mean girl.

Likes anything pickled. Will eat an entire gallon of sweet gerkins pickles if you let him his record is 10 jars in one day don't ask why.....

Hygiene.....man smell like constant rotting corpse no shower gonna fix it either...

Luc: Lucifer

Age:?

7ft

Straight....yeah definitely

The original narcissist. Buys a whole new wardrobe every other week or so. Will not let anything less than 24k or class f Dimond touch his skin or he'll swear he'll die....drama queen. Has ran off with Entity's wallet many times. Like nice things can you blame him? Laughs at people who has a platinum card, made Entity give him his own ✨️special✨️ card so he would feel above everyone else with his ✨️special✨️ card.

Slim strict diet as to not ruin his perfect body, he says. Spoiled and unapologetically about it. Is a girls girl if that makes sense. Man hater and will protect any girl he sees getting harassed. Will probably turn the guy into salt.

He goes through women like every day or so like he'll start dating one girl just to leave her for another one right down the road. Thinks money will solve all problems.

Likes shopping and watching the Kardashians.

Hygiene, Bernie wishes she had his skin care routine. As a matter of fact, he doesn't even have to wash or comb his hair to be gorgeous it's like he was cursed to always be handsome, and he's arrogant about it

#creepypasta #laughing jack #laughingjack #william grossman #frankie the undead #konstantin #enitity #Alex corbin #bernie #luc #creepypasta oc #creepypasta ocs #au stuff #headcanon

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breathe-2am · 7 months ago

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118 Blunt Rotation Headcanons

Bobby: does not partake, but the ultimate trip sitter. Keeps the chaos generally controlled, but finds everything very funny, in a i-will-tell-you-about-this-tomorrow-and-you-will-cringe kind of way. Disappears for an hour and come back with homecooked food, everyone is beside themselves in gratitude. Starts telling a funny story about this one time he Smoked Pot, but about halfway thru he along with everyone else realizes its not funny and is probably something he should talk to that twink priest about.

Hen: laughs at EVERYTHING. Finds a random object like a ballpoint pen or a half full bottle of water and its THEE most fascinating thing shes EVER seen. Gets up to go to the bathroom, doesnt come back, when they go looking for her shes just staring at herself in the mirror. Very in her feels abt how she loves her friends. Says she needs to change shirts at one point bc she hates the fabric actually. Comes back in an entirely different outfit.

Chimney: a yapper. Every thought in his brain is out his mouth. Running commentary of the happenings. Jokes make less and less sense but hen finds them funnier and funnier. Talks with his hands to a dangerous extent. Eating whatever bobby made w his fingers, which is not a good combination when he gestures too wide and flings it at bucks face. He thinks this is the funniest thing that happened all night bc buck doesnt even react.

Buck: Out of everyone here, hes got the most experience in a blunt circle (youre going to look at me and tell me that im wrong? He had frosted tips and lived in a FRATHOUSE dawg) but hasnt been a smoke weed everyday bitch in a while so when he does he thinks his tolerance what it used to be. It isnt. Man is FLAVOR BLASTED he is SCHWASTED. Cant talk bc hes giggling while staring vacantly at the ceiling. Zones out, resurfaces to drop a random fact related to a conversation that was happening ten minutes ago, and hes gone again.

Eddie: Eats bobbys food and cries bc its delicious. Laughs at chinmeys jokes and cries bc hes so funny. Stares at hen and cries bc shes so beautiful. Thinks abt chris and cries bc he loves him so much. Buck is absentmindedly petting his hair to calm his tears and cries bc his best friend is so kind. Has to get up but doesnt want to bc the floor is so comfy. I love you bitchessss this is the year im gonna get my SHIT togetherrrrrrrrr what r these floors made of theyre so niiiiiiiiiiiice.....

Maddie: obsessive abt the Vibe, keeps getting up to turn on or off a lamp bc it was too bright but now its too dark. Perched in a mountain of pillows and blankets, keeps readjusting bc she has to b Maximum Comfy. Changes the song a minute in when its 'not the vibe'. Pulls out the most out of pocket story about buck as a kid but hes not even absorbing whats going on so she doesnt feel bad. Shes trying to rest her head on chinmeys shoulder but hes moving too much and shes getting annoyed.

Karen: the funniest bitch in the room. Monologuing abt space, which segues to robotics, which segues to government, which segues to capitalism, which segues to how they need to go to the beach RIGHT NOW. Hens looking at her like that twink boutta pounce meme. Sings along w the song playing, starts bitching at maddie bc she skipped it. Talking abt the sanctity of the playlist and respecting the music, but then says 'wait i hate this song' and commanders the spotify, she and maddie have a tug of war over the phone.

Tommy: touchy feely bitch. Started sitting next to buck but at some point graduated to trying to sit in his lap but now hes just sprawling across him like a weighted blanket. Voice has no inflection. He and chimney start excitedly talking abt a bad movie only they have seen and it goes on for way too long bc he starts chattering abt two characters he thinks should have ended up together. Eventually is just laying there curled up with buck, he realizes he loves his life and the people in it, has a little Moment.

Athena: does not partake, remind them that drug testing is a thing in their line of work, has Choice Words when the phrase California Sober is dropped. Taking pics for blackmail. Despite all that, she makes sure everyone is alright and helps bobby clean up. The next morning she makes coffee for everyone, and when people complain abt their backs or necks hurting she says 'thats what you get for sleeping on the floor'.

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