It’s the 4th day of 2024, and I’m still wondering why the writers of OUAT were so hellbent on trying to convince us that so many beautiful, obviously queer women were down to fuck rumplestiltskin
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@theropodart 's Buff Saurian
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people being horny for reptile of all people now that he has a midly attractive human form is the funniest thing mk12 couldve gifted us with
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The shock on his face of her asking about something personal.
The way he's regarding her like... I dunno like he hasn't seen her completely yet.
And he's OPENING UP TO HER ABOUT IT.
The fucking DEVASTATION IN HIS FACE
That's what he spins to forget. He spins to forget the loss of baelfire and his stupid choice of becoming the dark one to save him just to lose him anyway.
Well to be fair I dont remember seeing baelfire actually die or get stolen, but I'm sure I will soon. It just kinda ended with rumple killing those douche soldiers.
I'll have to rewatch to double check.
Her FAAAAAACE.
The way she's chewing on her LIP.
Like you can see the cogs whirling, "aw fuck why'd I have to open up something traumatic for him? I shouldn't be so curious, he's the fucking Dark One, of COURSE he has sad shit in his life to lead up to this. But WAIT if he is telling me about the son he lost, maybe I can ask more questions, get to know him better."
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my sister seeing Jacob: oh I get why you like the movie
me: oh, no, not bc of him
sis: ah but he's a big man with a big nose
me: right reasons, wrong character
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i keep making this lizard older. next time i post about him he’s gonna be like 67 and still having to kill dragons with his bare hands
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spider-sona Spider-Rex (Rebecca Russo) with a pose shamelessly stolen from the second coolest spider-person
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Matt rife comedians or ... oh fuck whats his name? The one that says c*nt all the time. Jeffrey.... jim jeffries!!!
you know i really respect how much faith you have in my taste in men nonnie
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