#lord arum

[rhymesswith]

Love is stored in the Second Citadel podcast

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Redemption Bracket — Round 3.5

Propaganda

Lord Arum (The Penumbra Podcast: Second Citadel) (Boba Count: 3):

umm he's a purple lizard monster that's at least two meters tall, like hello how is that not the sexiest thing you've ever heard. he met two separate humans and said I want to fight them both and he did, and then he said I want to fuck them both and he also did!

Sydney Sargent (Camp Here & There) (Boba Count: 1):

GNC Trans guy with every disorder<3

He’s chronically ill

Has BPD and experiences psychosis

Terribly malnourished because he was cursed to only eat bread & butter

Has mommy issues for days (some with a woman that isn’t even his mom)

Gay yearning for his emotionally repressed childhood friend

Died & was resurrected by a mad scientist with religious trauma

So starved of validation, he got with his stalker (A cult leader who terrorized him at his workplace)

Nobody knows how to love this guy normally. It’s always someone projecting their desire for an idol onto poor Sydney.

Guys he really needs the win

VOTE FOR SYDNEY NOWWWWNOWNOWNOW HES LIGTERALLU SO HOT

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Lord Arum (The Penumbra Podcast: Second Citadel):

#lord arum is a tsundere who makes best noise

#lord arum is a hor purple lizard monster who owns my heart okay #yes i would fuck the 2 meter anthropomorphic lizard monster okay. and what? so would you

Sydney Sargent (Camp Here & There)

Canon trans man, initials are LITERALLY S.O.S. how cool is that I love him, the only thing holding camp here and there together I swear, yearning, pining, aching, HE JUST WANTS A HUG PLEASE GIVE HIM A HUG

sydneyyyy october sargent

#VOTE SYDNEYYYYY #hes being consumed by the forest he has a SpIn in mushrooms hes silly [CANON] he roleplays warrior cats with his worms #everyone hates him and wants him dead but god said Faggot! you will live forever (/ref) #he was behind the ketamine needle incident. #he’s goth he likes wearing fluffy dresses he’s canonically trans he’s fat he’s 5’3 he has every disease #hes autistic he wears mushrooms and live insects in his hair #YOUR BODY MY TEMPLE WAS WRITTEN ABOUT HIM. NEED I SAY MORE #HES EVEN GAY #PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU HES SO IMPORTANT TO ME orz #ok thats all thank you and goodnight

#SYDNEY. IT’S SYDNEY. #i haven’t listened to chnt in forever but sydney is very sexy. very much indeed. that says a lot coming from me.

Propaganda for Sydney. I want him. I want him so bad it’s not even funny

[croh3]

i’m sorry but this is the funniest thing i’ve ever drawn so i need to share it

[ceaseless-rambler]

Sometimes I remember "there's something human in your eyes" "perhaps there's something monstrous in yours" and then for .029 seconds I understand everything about the universe and then I have to scream internally for 64 seconds while my brain reboots and then I'm normal again

[pyske]

Welcome to the Universe little Hyacinth,

may you be blessed with your mom's brilliant mind, your dad's eloquence and your father's social awkwardness.

[stolligaseptember]

i love how rilla fell in love with arum because of their shared love of science and magic, while damien just desired him carnally

[joona-fandom-mars]

Nureyev and Arum should really be swapped because we all know Nureyev is Lord Darkness Edgeman with how emotionally constipated he is, but this looked better LMAO

[murderandcoffee]

*lord arum voice* you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid, honeysuckle

[cult-of-the-eye]

it has not been a DAY since i've either mentioned lesbian space pirates or lizard throuple to someone

[nerdetiquette]

Why did nobody tell me honeysuckle means devoted and everlasting love? And Arum has just been calling Damien that casually?!

[dontbelasagne]

i wonder about The Keep sometimes, this incredibly ancient being that is fundamental to the natural order, feeling grateful for Lord Arum finding love in Amaryllis and Sir Damien. her progeny, her child, who saw himself as little else than her protector realising there is purpose in wanting, and seeing the warmth of connection, however fleeting it may be. even if Lord Arum is still here long after they are gone, what great memories would they now be able to always recount at having had a chance to explore the meaning of love.

[rhymesswith]

Feel like pure shit just want them back x

(pose insp here)

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Redemption Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

Michael Walters (WOE.BEGONE) (Boba Count: 2):

Emotionally stunted cowboy. Kills other versions of himself with no problem. You wouldn't think he's hot from that description but he is, trust me. He has perfect eyebrows

Mod Note: This is specifically about Michael Walters, who beat out Mike Walters in the preliminaries.

Lord Arum (The Penumbra Podcast: Second Citadel) (Boba Count: 2):

umm he's a purple lizard monster that's at least two meters tall, like hello how is that not the sexiest thing you've ever heard. he met two separate humans and said I want to fight them both and he did, and then he said I want to fuck them both and he also did!

Art of Michael Walters courtesy of @dracolichen.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Michael Walters (WOE.BEGONE):

He's a cowboy he's a bear and he's in his 40s what else can I say

He‘s a rugged old cowboy, who would kill and sacrifice himself to save the people he cares about.

#This is a no brainer guys cmon #AND BY A NO BRAINER I MEAN VOTE FOR THE GRIZZLED OLD COWBOY

He walks around his cold Latvian apartment shirtless to show off his chest scars even though the only other person to see them is his younger self

He confidently gave his younger self a pep talk about how to shoot correctly, and then missed the bottles he was shooting at

His cowboyness convinced the mad British scientist who was torturing him to rebel against his shitty job and become a cowboy himself

He flirted with a cute boy by lifting up his shirt in public and showing him the stomach wound that almost killed him

He cried when his younger self moved out of the apartment because he was going to miss him

Almost drowned but was more upset over losing his cowboy hat

Offered himself up as a hostage and then had to be hog tied and carried out of his prison by his new boyfriend

He is often described as a sheep dog or a guard dog, ready to lay his life down for his loved ones at the drop of a hat

Lord Arum (The Penumbra Podcast: Second Citadel):

#lord arum is a tsundere who makes best noise

#lord arum is a hor purple lizard monster who owns my heart okay #yes i would fuck the 2 meter anthropomorphic lizard monster okay. and what? so would you

[croh3]

your awful unimaginable monster is my perfect little girlfriend and i’m kissing him so so gently

[bloodof-leaves]

... So i started listening to Second Citadel.

[bestpolyshipbracket]

Best Polyamorous Ship Group 2 Round 1