#SAY THE THING
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detentiontrack · 9 months ago
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In commander Anne it is revealed
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eidolons-stuff · 2 years ago
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Wednesday: "Enid. Though, initially against my will, we have become... friends"
Enid: *bitch, really?*
Wednesday: "and in the process, it seems you have, for whatever reason, been very caring of me"
Enid: *blushing*
Wednesday: "In return, I have become very protective over you. Always prepared to employ medieval torture methods on anyone that hurts you"
Enid: *giddy but also a little scared*
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mind-less-boy · 11 months ago
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Looks like we’re gonna have to kill this guy, mutuals.
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enbygonkbrain · 10 months ago
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Become disruptive. Human growth doesn't happen when everyone around us is on eggshells.
It is possible to be polite and a social menace at the same time.
Say the thing. Have the audacity to respect yourself and human decency.
Keeping quiet to keep the peace is how authoritarianism is on the rise. We say so much while just Noping out on anything with impact.
Keeping the peace is how Nazis took over Germany while so many Germans sat silently trying to keep the peace.
It is the responsibility of every human being to say the thing.
As long as you aren't being a dick about things people cannot change: gender, race, sexuality etc etc etc...
Have the audacity to fuck the status quo
Punk is Radical Kindness
I have a terrible habit of leaving things unsaid for the sake of peace
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willgrahamscock · 8 months ago
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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) click away because I’d rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
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koobiie · 7 months ago
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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desperatepleasures · 3 months ago
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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.
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temothylol · 2 months ago
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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
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roach-works · 6 months ago
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speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.
the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.
you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.
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inkskinned · 6 months ago
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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spitblaze · 5 months ago
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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show
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paintedcrows · 17 days ago
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Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued
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calware · 8 months ago
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shoutout to lil hal
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I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.
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willgrahamscock · 8 months ago
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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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