#SATIRE BTW

[antifranchaela]

Why I hate Male!Michael & why that's got NOTHING to do with Heterophobia.

I feel like it's important for me to make this post, so y'all understand WHY I've made this blog.

So, first off - the central theme of Francesca’s book is moving on from the love of her life.

You do need to actually wait for Francesca, Michaela, and John to have more than 1 minute of screen time together to know more about Francesca's feelings for John in contrast with the instant sexual attraction (or as some may say "letting her pussy drop") for Michaela

That's super interesting. & 2nd CHOOSING a partner she knows she can't have a kid with is entirely different from not being able to have a kid because 1) Queer people are also infertile and also choose to give up being able to have bio kids to be with their partners and 2) Francesca is literally able to have children in the end because of Julia Quinn Magic Dick???

Most of you are the making the case "oh, they can still do all that" which is TRUE

I'm a proud lesbian woman.

Using Francesca’s story for our issues is AWESOME

Also Eloise should be queer too.

She could have easily chosen not to have the kids she ends up having & be content raising Marina's children with Philip. She's a nonconformist already! It wouldn't have been a stretch for her to fall in love with Philip's sister, who's raising the kids after both Philip and Marina died. It wouldn't have been a stretch for her to move in with the lady who doesn't care about society, only for her studies and children.

It IS NOT a stretch for Francesca to marry a man after being raised her entire life with everyone telling her that marriage is her entire purpose, attempt to have a child with him, lose that pregnancy after the tragedy of losing said husband, while struggling to understand her confusing feelings for his cousin since she literally has no idea what they mean and has no idea queer women are even a thing. she may think she can never really be with michaela in the way she wants to when she decides to remarry in the books. she may think she can never have a family with michaela - the way she yearns to in the books. she may fear she won't ever be accepted as her partner in the society she grew up in ON THE SHOW! but since this is Bridgerton there will be a Happily Ever After ending based on REAL LIFE LESBIANS who were able to live together, raise families together, and even get approval DIRECTLY FROM THE REAL LIFE QUEEN

Doing this to Fran is AWESOME! because of the genderswap and the talented actresses Masali and Hannah and Victor!

[Excluding this section from my satirical repost because this is a serious part and I genuinely resonate with the OP here and wouldn't belittle their experience here]

Francesca's story always spoke to me on a personal level. & I love Michael's gender change and am excited to see how the relationship between John and Francesca is also handled

This was the way to do it!

Also - I feel like it's important to say this : Don't go harassing the actors over this. Don't start blogs where you say the actress isn't suited for the role and where your icon is literally her face with an X over it. If you have to - get a life and some hobbies instead of going after Jess, Shonda, Netflix & Julia.

[boo-hoo-hooligan]

somewhere, out there, there's an alternate universe where all the mercs are confirmed to be autistic and every day i am sad that it is not this universe

[kaixserzz]

i saw a picture where it was matching wolf jackets but i cannot fine it anymore in my twitter feed. this is the first time i've drawin in like a year so uh yeah i forgot how to draw some shit but im glad im happy how i drew my muse

[mioakem]

everyone acting like tommyinnit is innocent conveniently forget that he was the one who wrote the dsmp ending 😐

[dreamii-krybaby]

Liam I swear to fucking god if you kill the gays (Lizzy and Thad), especially our Chad and boy Thad I am going to find your location and break your kneecaps and then burn your house down.

Edit: That’s not a warning, that’s a promise

[klefyer]

the kendrick vs drake beef has transcended over to the splatband universe

[i-am-trans-gwender]

John Discourse inventor of discourse: Let's see what the next stupid discourse is going to be.

*Throws dart at wall that hits a sign that says gay marriage*

John Discourse inventor of discourse: Okay so is gay marriage...

*Pulls paper out of a hat and reads it*

John Discourse inventor of discourse: Homophobic? Yeah sure why not?

[stargirlsuicide]

dont give your local white boy a gun

(@vagranttourist)

[3n1gm4blogs]

R▪️I▪️D▪️D▪️L▪️E▪️S▪️I▪️N▪️B▪️I▪️O 👅❔

[yuttikkele]

rainbow high teaches children that straight people can be into fashion and art too!! how inspiring 🥰🥰

[frankendykez]

@frankingsteinery locally infamous "Ugh. Spanks ur lungs" clervalstein discord kitten roleplay. if you even care.

[sspextkr]

This is a really Unpopular “head cannon,” but I feel like Todd 👦🏼 might be just a little bit gayyyy. what do you think?

never heard of that one tbh,,, i can't really see it :/

[blazingkaistars]

my weak ass barely making through

[yuwomy]

lmao the language used in news articles about the hospital explosion. "hospital explodes, 500 dead" "explosion kills hundreds" yes im sure the explosion is a malevolent creature upon whom the blame lies and not the country that called the airstrike which caused the explosion

[kn1ghtc0r3]

he's watching you eat a cookie </3

[autistic-blazamy]

dni if you support Ivo robotnik, dudes in his 40's beefing with a 15 year old he's pathetic, he blew up the moon once, not to mention didn't he start a whole zombie apocalypse? if I see any of you guys call him a dilf one more time I will kill you