#S: king of the hill

[ap-kinda-lit]

Sokka: I refuse to speak without my lawyer present.

Sokka, in beard disguise: I am Mr. Sokka's lawyer, Wang Fire. My client pleads insanity.

[incorrectsonicquotes]

Kitsunami: "Any of you guys have that thing where you wake up in the morning and see the rain and cry?"

Surge: "Cheer up, Kit, you'll be dead soon."

[harveybwabbit92]

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Meg: We're stealing a news van. Lester: It's the perfect crime! How will they report it?

[harveywritings92]

{König spent the night at Cami’s house, when he’s woken up by his girlfriend arguing with someone, he cautiously goes downstairs to see Cami at her front door, it’s her creepy landlord asking about rent, the rent König himself saw her deliver to the Landlord’s office the day before.]

Landlord: Look we’re both reasonable people....

Cami: You said it friend.

{König couldn’t see what was happening, but he tensed up when he saw Cami slowly reaching behind her door for a baseball-bat! He immediately shifted into soldier mode and made his way to the front door.]

Landlord, as he pulls a large wrench from his jacket: So, Girlie, if you're callin' me a liar, you better be holding somethin' stronger than an umbrella.

[Before Cami can answer König yanks the door fully open and calmly stands behind his tiny girlfriend.]

König, menacingly: How about me?

{The landlord goes ghost white; his eyes bug out of his skull, as he looks up at the menacing giant before him. König looked like he could (he can) pick the Landlord up like a ragdoll and snap him over his knee like Bane did to Batman...]

Landlord, nervously puts his wrench away: *gulp* Y’know what? I think th-there was a mistake, I’ll check my mail again. Y'all have a nice day.

 (Sprints back to his car.)

[silversteampunk]

I can only hope people find this as funny as I did when I was drawing it....LOL.

[one-upgirl]

I was bored so I made favorite character bingo. It was so hard to limit myself to a few characters so I may make another in the future. Overall it was very fun!

[timelesstheartist]

Hi, Hi! Welcome to my page! 🩷🩷

I’m Timeless! An adult self-shipper just here to share my art and ships =^v^=

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Now…

🌈My F/Os🌈

Lonnie & Clyde- Clyde (Perils of Penelope Pitstop) || Status: Married

Griever’s Bouquet- Herbert (Thank Goodness You’re Here!) || Status: Dating

Love Spell- Cedric the Sensational (Sofia the First) || Status: Dating

Frosted Glacier- Jack Frost (Frosty’s Winter Wonderland) || Status: Dating

Eclipse of the Heart- Daycare Attendant/Eclipse (FNAF) || Status: Dating

Storytime- Wally Darling (Welcome Home) || Status: Married

Swing, You Sinners- King Dice (Cuphead) || Status: Dating

Inter-planet Intimacy- Zim (Invader Zim) || Status: Dating

Current Mains: King Dice 🎲💜, Clyde🃏♥️

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[duct-taped-shoes]

My whole childhood is in this graphic

[luigis-slut]

Debbie's stoner roommate from King of the Hill was better canon trans(masc) rep than almost anything made nowadays and the episode he aired in came out in the year 2000.

[ap-kinda-lit]

Piccolo: You know, Vegeta, sometimes I think you say things just to hear yourself talk.

Vegeta: What do you want me to do? Ignore myself?

[incorrectsonicquotes]

Charmy (to Cream): "Your mom is as cool as most people's dads."

[harveybwabbit92]

[After Akari kicked Seven below the belt during a training match, Seven lying on a bench with an ice pack on his crotch.]

Akari, wincing: Sorry dad, I did what Charwood told me to do when I think a scary person is threatening me.

Seven, feels his heart twist: ...You think I'm scary?

Mebius, trying to cheer Seven up: Er, Y'know. It was kinda cool how you fell straight down like that, almost makes me I wish I had a kid to kick me in the nuts.

[Fuma suddenly kicks Mebius in the groin and he drops like a sack of potatoes.] 

Hikari, holding back a laugh: Be careful what you wish for.

[biitchcakes]

❝ Since I met you, my life has become very. . . WEIRD. I've come to accept that. I even kind of LIKE IT sometimes. ❞

( personals DNI . )

[cinemedios]

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