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[gallade-x-treme]

UNDERGROUND IDOL BAR REAL 🤯

[askvladdraculatepes]

"Vlad, my love, you look very handsome today," Lisa smiled so widely as she spoke to her husband. (from @asklisafromlupu)

"D'awww, you think so? You flatter me my beloved wife, I do try to look my best for you. I'm glad it's paying off! You look lovely as well, but you always do so that does not surprise me. Your smile is as mesmerizing as ever, my heart."

[dandylion-s]

Yall know how some people wake up with a song in their heads? Like a brief echo as your brain comes back online? Well for years, I woke up with the song squirrels in my pants from Phineas and Ferb and for those brief moments every morning I was not mentally ill.

[scribare-archive]

@lovetold : i think we were meant to find each other.

there is something to be said, about being loved by her. it feels warm, in a way he has never experienced. something he can't quite explain, but it's new. something he could easily get lost in. a protectiveness over her, even if he knows well enough : she can take care of herself. but he wants to take care of her. show her just how much she means to him. how much he loves her. everything feels a little easier with her here. sounds odd perhaps. but the light feels a little brighter, the air a little fresher, the sun a little warmer. feels a little more alive. like she had carried a piece of him all this time & only now did he find it. smile tug at the corner of his lips, hand drift up to rest against the side of her neck : thumb brush along her jaw. lived a long life without her by his side, and he really wouldn't want to go back. meant to find her. meant to love her.     ❝   we were.   ❞      leaning down and there's a soft kiss pressed to her forehead. ❝   i would not have it any other way.   ❞

[sadtrash-masculine]

Palm actually got a tattoo of nueng's name

i thought it was just gonna be symbolic, but no it just genuinely is his name

[soughthopeoldd]

Between Eli AND Chrissy being perfect and pouty how is he ever supposed to say not to them y'all same with rafe

Him after all of 5.5 seconds of silent denial

[quixoti]

[empresskadia]

LET ME KISS HIM DAMN IT

reblog to bap him on his stupid faceplate

[dreamonminecraft]

toosh valo who could have possibly predicted this

[gallade-x-treme]

She Does Know 😔🙏

[cartoon-goon02]

Miss Oranje Disco Dancer

[windblume-wishes]

@achy-boo @husky-studies @iseethatimicy WE GOT A SIMP HERE!! GET THE CAMERAS READY!! 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

go away porn bot thot-

The only thot I want-

is this green bitch-

[embrace-your-illithid]

Empy you CAN'T just keep ceremorphing the witnesses

[mari-lair]

obsessed with @anxiousapplepie role swap au, so have a quick fighter and housemaiden siffrin!

[actressposts]

[spiderrbytes]

Gwen's sitting a little to straight in her chair to look anything approaching comfortable, and Kate flecks her wrist out to show off her mark, something that Gwen almost bashfully turns away from, if only halfway, and if only for a second. There's a desire there, built in over ten or more years of having it ground into her brain just what that mark means. She doesn't know why she hadn't suspected Kate would be a Dominant, or why it hadn't at least dawned on her given just how she'd scared off Francis, but there's a sudden flurry of internal daydreaming sparked by the confirmation. Kate's offering a night out, and she's too busy feeling simultaneously excited and terrified at the idea of this girl she's been crushing on just stumbling into her life like this. God, what if she- "you can submit to me. That cool?"" Gwen tries her hardest not to double take, fails at it. Tries to play it cool, tries not to smile, and almost succeeds - "Y-you'd do that? Just let me throw like that?" She's not above the pity, if anything that makes it more appealing.

A few days. Christ, she's cutting it close. And she can tell by the way Gwen answers that it's something of a pain point for her. And Kate's fucking lizard brain won't shut up.

At the splutter, her own eyebrows raise up and she laughs a bit. Here goes nothing, she guesses. "Seek out triangles." She muses at the way Gwen words it, and holds out her wrist to show off the dark black triangle on her own. She doesn't try to hide it, really, but it's.. not something she wants to like as much as she does.

"How about--" She pauses and looks at her phone, scrolling a bit over to her calendar, "I have a free night tonight, I can take you to, uh, Gleaming Spire or Plaisir. Whichever." Her tongue feels rather thick in her mouth, but she barrels forward. It's just helping someone out, right? Everyone did this shit. "If no one catches your eye, you can submit to me. That cool?"