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[gallade-x-treme]

UNDERGROUND IDOL BAR REAL 🤯

[askvladdraculatepes]

"Vlad, my love, you look very handsome today," Lisa smiled so widely as she spoke to her husband. (from @asklisafromlupu)

"D'awww, you think so? You flatter me my beloved wife, I do try to look my best for you. I'm glad it's paying off! You look lovely as well, but you always do so that does not surprise me. Your smile is as mesmerizing as ever, my heart."

[dandylion-s]

Yall know how some people wake up with a song in their heads? Like a brief echo as your brain comes back online? Well for years, I woke up with the song squirrels in my pants from Phineas and Ferb and for those brief moments every morning I was not mentally ill.

[scribare-archive]

@lovetold : i think we were meant to find each other.

there is something to be said, about being loved by her. it feels warm, in a way he has never experienced. something he can't quite explain, but it's new. something he could easily get lost in. a protectiveness over her, even if he knows well enough : she can take care of herself. but he wants to take care of her. show her just how much she means to him. how much he loves her. everything feels a little easier with her here. sounds odd perhaps. but the light feels a little brighter, the air a little fresher, the sun a little warmer. feels a little more alive. like she had carried a piece of him all this time & only now did he find it. smile tug at the corner of his lips, hand drift up to rest against the side of her neck : thumb brush along her jaw. lived a long life without her by his side, and he really wouldn't want to go back. meant to find her. meant to love her.     ❝   we were.   ❞      leaning down and there's a soft kiss pressed to her forehead. ❝   i would not have it any other way.   ❞

[sadtrash-masculine]

Palm actually got a tattoo of nueng's name

i thought it was just gonna be symbolic, but no it just genuinely is his name

[soughthopeoldd]

Between Eli AND Chrissy being perfect and pouty how is he ever supposed to say not to them y'all same with rafe

Him after all of 5.5 seconds of silent denial

[tetsuwan-atom]

Look everytime Bowen denies he’s a simp I’ll just remember the time @boomermania​ called him out in the most spectacular fashion.

Basically like the world righting a wrong.

[ryattcos]

👁️👅👁️

AKI HAYAKAWA OUT HERE LOOKING SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE AS FUUUUUCK.

[quixoti]

[empresskadia]

LET ME KISS HIM DAMN IT

reblog to bap him on his stupid faceplate

[gallade-x-treme]

She Does Know 😔🙏

[dreamonminecraft]

toosh valo who could have possibly predicted this

[cartoon-goon02]

Miss Oranje Disco Dancer

[windblume-wishes]

@achy-boo @husky-studies @iseethatimicy WE GOT A SIMP HERE!! GET THE CAMERAS READY!! 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

go away porn bot thot-

The only thot I want-

is this green bitch-

[embrace-your-illithid]

Empy you CAN'T just keep ceremorphing the witnesses

[actressposts]