#Rotten Tomatoes Is Bought Off

[msclaritea]

As you can see, this account, The Movies Divide, is actually being run by Warner Bros Discovery/DC linked websites like DC World, the official fan site in the UK, sbd and Reilly Johnson of Johnson Concepts.

Response: "I know, right?" The Autistic Artist

If you notice, the chart above shows a gender gap of 20-21 points in reviews between men and women. Ignore these pathetic shit stains, sent by Warner Bros Discovery, Apple, IAC and the rest of their dirty pals. Go see The Marvels and have a kickass time.

It's becoming clearer everyday that Rotten Tomatoes has a bias against diverse films in general and the Disney Company in particular. It's a slap in the face to millions of Disney fans around the world, to continue putting up with this. Studios have no business using it. Hollywood magazines have no business using it and if I KNEW where to send the petition to tell whomever that they can shove Rotten Tomatoes up their arse, I'd start one.

[gentlebeardsbarngrill]

02/13/2024 Daily OFMD Recap

TLDR; Kudoboard; CaseyBloys/David Zaslav Shenanigans; Cast&CrewSightings; Samba Schutte; Con O'Neill; Ruibo Qian; Wendy Andersen; In Person Events; WatchParties; LubeAsACrew; People of Earth; Articles; Netflix WooAsACrew; Love Notes;

== Kudoboard Last Chance ==

Throwing this up top so you don't forget-- anyone who wants to add anything to the Kudoboard please message me tonight so I can get you the password to post. I'll be up for the next two hours so we've still got time.

== Casey Bloys ==

Whelp, Casey Bloys stepped in it again by posting an article by The Wrap about how True Detective was the most watched season on max. As you can imagine, a good chunk of the crew started calling BS on that, what with the Parrot Analytics stats from yesterday. Well, some of our favorite hashtags started trending this morning... #OhBloysHeMad and #TheNumbersWereThere

And in case you needed to see some more data that Bloys was full of crap--- Thank you to our dear friend @quirkysubject for pulling in Rotten Tomatoes Average Tomato-meter Ranking in with the Parrot Analytics Data in this awesome chart!

Not terribly long after, apparently the comments on The Wrap article really started to irritate ol Casey boy because he turned off comments on the post.

BUUUUUUT Our dear crewmate @spanishjenkies was kind enough to save a video before hand! So there's evidence of the trolling. Visit their twitter thread here.

Some of the crew has decided to go a bit further with the glorious Passive Aggression and started sending Casey Bloys gifts! @single_cat_mom sent him a Casio Compact Calculator to help him with his future numbers!

Annnnd our crewmate @ofmooshd got a cockroach at the zoo named after ol Casey Bloys!

Truly legendary levels of Polite Menacing today, m'dears! What a day!

In other WB/Max related news:

Did you know there's a petition to get this ... person... fired? If you wanted to sign that, here you go: Only if you wanted to of course.

== Cast & Crew Sightings ==

= Samba BTS =

Samba went hog wild today with the BTS, some lovely folks on tumblr posted the videos. (THANK YOU SAMBA!)

Just a couple of highlights, please visit this post to see all the pictures. You can also visit Samba's IG.

BTS Video 1: Cast Reading - ty @fuckyeahworldoftaika,

BTS Video 2: Con & Rhys - @fuckyeahizzyhands

BTS Video 3: Izzy Flipping the Bird - @fuckyeahizzyhands

= Con O' Neill =

As usual, our favourite Unicorn, Con O'Neill is over here supporting the hell out of the saveOFMD effort and sharing the Parrot Analytics results.

= Ruibo Qian =

Our Venerable Pirate Queen Ruibo Qian is back on Instagram with more inspiring words for us.

= Wendy Andresen for #TaikaTuesday =

So I know that normally #TaikaTuesday is a thirst factory (and don't worry it still was) but I just had to make a shoutout to our absolute gem Wendy Andresen (one of our Red Flag crew) for posting a picture of her pup Peanut cosplaying as Taika for #TaikaTuesday.

For those of you unfamiliar with the reference shirt:

She was kind enough to post more too when asked!

I adore how much she supports the #SaveOFMD effort and she is always a delight to chat with. Sending all the love her way! <3

== In-Person Events! ==

Today at the Our Flag Means Death Matelotage Processional several of our crewmates came out in costume with signs and showed support at the WB Gates! Thanks to all the crew who attended! Thank you @aimeekitty for sharing these pictures! Their IG and Twitter

== Watch Parties ==

= Lube As A Crew =

It's baaaaack! Valentine's Day: 4PM PST, 8 PM ET, 12:00 AM GMT S1 Ep 8, 9 10 with @astroglideofficial

If you've bought Astroglide recently please consider doing some reviews! They would love the support. You can @Astroglide and use #ReviewAsACrew

As you can imagine, the memes are back too <3

== Feb 15: Uncle Season 1 ==

This is mainly for UK folks but non-uk folks are welcome to vpn in as well! Here's an article on how to join via vpn!

Thurs 02/15/2024 + Friday 02/15/2024 - GMT - 8 PM, ET - 3 PM, PST - 12pm

WatchParty Hashtags:

#ForTheNewUncle

#SaveOFMD

#AdoptOurCrew

== People Of Earth S1 Ep 5, 6 ==

#PiratesOfEarth has been going great these last couple days! Thank you again to @iamadequate1 for organising it! Next episode 5 and 6 tomorrow the 14th! at 10PM GMT / 5PM EST / 4PM CST / 2 PM PST /

== Netflix #WooAsACrew Video ==

More love for the streaming platforms! 🌹💕🐙 Vocals: @sgtbeatlespotter Video: @giulianaazr on Twitter

== Updated #WooAsACrew Calendar! ==

Looks like tomorrow the goal is to WOO FX! Twitter / Instagram / Tumblr Tomorrow is also a great day to be creative! Make some cakes! Or flowers, or drawings! Anything! Let's see some sweet stuff!

== Articles ==

Have we seen this one? I can't remember anymore, some more Parrot Analytics from January. Ty to @drcfxtina on discord for sharing!

== Uk Crew Updates ==

Thank you to @queerly-autistic for capturing this! Guess who's front and center on the top recommendations? You guessed it! OFMD!

== Love Notes ==

Hey there lovelies!! Guess what time it is? I've had too much caffeine and I've taken my adhd meds on time so I'm Here, Queer, and ready to Cheer!

Look at everything you all did today! Do you see this list? And that's just a minuscule coverage of the pure polite chaos that ensued! I literally cannot add any more pictures because just so much has happened. We are 36 days in the Gravy Basket and you all are just ramping things up!

The tenacity, and creativity of this crew never ceases to amaze me!

There are more fundraisers in the works... (I'll post more when I know more) there's a slew of events, watch parties, and pure camaraderie everywhere! Everyone's making amazing memes, and artwork and fics! Seriously, you all should be proud of yourselves!

Not to mention, some of the most important things of all-- I am seeing SO MUCH SELF CARE. You are reaching out to the crew for support, you're taking days off, you're having fun and being creative for you... getting back to pet projects and doing things you enjoy!

You all are doing SO WELL. You are kicking ass, don't forget that! We'll have our down days, but no matter what you are making waves all over the place, bringing positive things to this world! As a side note, I wanted to mention, I know tomorrow can be a tough day for a lot of people. It can be lonely, or bring up good or bad memories. Please be sure to reach out to your crew for love if you're struggling. We love you, and even if it's a platonic love, it's overflowing here for you. You are wonderful, and we want to send you all the love we can.

That being said, I'm gonna end tonight with another note from @thelatestkate that I needed to hear a lot recently so I'm gonna share it with you too <3

You got this! Sending so much love m'dears!

== Daily Darby / Tonight's Taika ==

These were the two gifs that murdered me today so I hope you enjoy. These goofy buggers always make my day.

Rhys Src: @bizarrelittlemew Taika Src: @ofmd-ann

[zot3-flopped]

Louis has nothing to say, but he’s got a plan, that one - in my opinion. I know not everything is truth but he seems to have a list of goals he’s ticking off: number 1 album, selling out stadiums (false but whatever), big world tour (not viable everywhere), documenting the young women pulling his shirt off, the tour film he financed himself, building a reputation as a hard drinking musical legend (stop laughing). I think he is ALL about the image as he will look back upon it, and as he expects his fans to look back upon it. It’s building a false legacy in real time. It’s like he learned some lessons in 1D about creating an image, and cranked the dial up to 11.

His working relationship with Helene Horlykk I think is important: she is all about manifesting things with nothing more than a ‘believe in yourself’ mantra. It works for him up to the point where you have to imagine non-fans being interested (they are not). And it looks really sad from the outside, it’s very expensive too, and there are obvious gaps. Where is his radio play? Where are the awards? I don’t even think he truly expects those things to happen. Where are his friends in the business? He is just living in his own little world and his fans are facilitating a fantasy for him.

He really pushes the limits of image over reality and like that anon said, it is absolutely not going to last. But he will have his public-facing memories. I dread to think what the reality of his private memories is. It cannot be easy forcing himself out there and meeting an audience of a couple of thousand women whom he knows are delusional and who want him to be a gay man, furthermore in a relationship with the one person whose career success must be quite galling for him. You have to ask why he does it and I think the answer is that his head is an absolute mess.

I agree. The daily vodka drinking doesn't help with that, although he thinks it does. His entire career is a vanity project. A few passionate and well off American Larries bought him his number one album by sending money to UK fans, and I wouldn't be shocked if he asked obscure members of his team whose name Louies don't know to send money too. His film was ignored by film critics, so much so that it doesn't have a Rotten Tomatoes score. Only four music critics reviewed FitF. The professionals aren't fooled by him.

[uchidachi]

When I was very little, I adored Roald Dahl. So when I saw there was a book of recipes based on his stories, I had to get it. I poured over the recipes, thinking they all sounded amazing and delicious.

I never made any of them. As a child, I did not have the permission or ability to make my own food choices. Part of why I’ve been making fancy breakfasts lately and posting them here is me trying to finally find the joy in cooking.

Yesterday, my wonderful neighbor gifted me giant cucumbers and tomatoes from her friend’s garden. With this abundance of vegetable, my mind turned to Roald Dahl’s Revolting Recipes. The book I bought 20 years ago was on my new shelf in my new apartment.

I was once enraptured by the description of real-life Snozzcumbers, from The BFG. I had (almost) everything needed for the recipe in my kitchen, why shouldn’t I try and make it?

So my inner child & I had Snozzcumbers for dinner tonight.

They were just alright 😅 but I’m glad I made them. I’m glad i fulfilled that one childhood wish, eventually.

Next I think I will try making the chocolate cake from Matilda.

(Transcript of recipe below the cut)

SNOZZCUMBERS FROM THE BFG

SERVES 8

YOU WILL NEED:

vegetable peeler

melon scoop (optional) or teaspoon

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2 large cucumbers

1 can (3 ¼ ounces) tuna

1 to 2 tomatoes, deseeded and chopped

3 cocktail gherkins, finely chopped

3 tablespoons mayonnaise

2 teaspoons poppy seeds

salt and pepper

COATING:

a little extra mayonnaise popcorn (cheese-flavored popcorn tastes best)

extra poppy seeds

1. Peel the cucumbers.

2. With the pointed end on the vegetable peeler, cut several grooves down the length of cach cucumber and carefully scoop out little holes at random between the grooves.

3. Cut off the ends of the cucumbers about 1½ inches from each end.

4. Hollow out the seeds from the body of the cucumbers using a melon scoop or a teaspoon.

5. Stand each cucumber in a tall glass and allow the excess liquids to drain (about 30 minutes).

6. Thoroughly drain the tuna and mix in the chopped tomatoes, gherkins, mayonnaise, and poppy seeds.

Season to taste with salt and pepper.

7. Using a teaspoon, fill the cucumbers with the tuna mixture, packing it down with the handle of the spoon.

8. Paint a little mayonnaise in the grooves on the outside of the cucumbers and carefully fill the grooves with poppy seeds. (A steady hand is useful!)

9. Place a small piece of popcorn in each hole between the grooves, putting a little mayonnaise in first to secure the popcorn. These can also be coated in poppy seeds if you wish.

10. Replace the cucumber ends.

Sophie said the original Snozzcumber tasted of frogskin and rotten fish. The BFG said it tasted like cockroaches and slime wanglers. What do you think?

[world-cinema-research]

Week 1 - The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) Short Analytic Essay

By Carly Leavitt-Hullana (THE 112-SP '24)

The film I saw was The Amazing Spider-Man starring Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone, (see trailer below). This movie was released in July of 2012, 10 years after the original Spider-Man was released starring Tobey Maguire. I chose this movie as it was one of the first movies I remember fully and joyfully watching, as I was seven years old at the time. My mom bought us the Blu-ray DVD when it came out in November, and my sister, my two cousins and I would watch it all of the time; so another major impact of this movie was simply spending time with my family. However in this short essay, I will not focus on the significance of this film but speak about the box office performance, critical acclimation, general plot of the film, factors that could have persuaded or limited viewers from watching, the conventionality, and what new revelations I found after rewatching all these years later.

Official Trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man (Youtube)

In regards to the box office numbers, this film was commercially successful as the budget was about 220-230 million dollars and made $262,030,633 domestically and $495,895,604 internationally, or $757,890,267 worldwide. Although the opening weekend only raked in 23.7% of total gross, $62,002,688 respectively, it still performed well and the DVD and Blu-ray sales also performed admirably with a total of $113,789,781 domestically, (The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) Box Office Numbers via THE NUMBERS). Staying a little below trend with the commercial aspects, the movie was still critically successful with ratings of 6.9/10 for IMDb, a 71% for Rotten Tomatoes, and 66% for Metacritic. Regardless, the film is considered successful in both aspects as it made 2x the budget just from the domestic box office sales and received highly related reviews. One review is from Roger Ebert, who claims The Amazing Spider-Man is "...probably the second best [out of the Spider-Man franchise]." In the same article, "A remake that's also a reboot," he gives the film a 4.5/5 star rating. He also touches on an aspect that many of those who have watched the film appreciate; the screen time given to show Parker's story as well as an explanation why he decides to step into his newfound role, (A remake that’s also a reboot via Roger Ebert).

The movie begins with Parker as a child when he still lived with his parents, who soon dropped him off to board at his aunt and uncle's house and then mysteriously disappeared. Leaving behind a bag with his father's work that Parker finds at the beginning of the film, which then sends him on a hunt for answers that leads him to the "Tower," also known as the headquarters of Oscorp where his father's former research partner currently works, (The Amazing Spider-Man Summaries/Synopsis via IMDb).

The background story of Peter Parker is rather tragic, however, the producers used it to their advantage to bring in a larger audience in addition to the action scenes. Along with the star actors including Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, and Rhys Ifans and even Stan Lee's cameo where he plays the librarian in a fight scene. With the rating of the film being PG-13, that the directors represented the film to the proper audience of young teenagers and family, which also contributed to the high viewing and ratings. Even watching the Peter Parker Wake Up Scene (see below), you can see that this is a high-action, suspenseful movie that keeps you on the edge of your seat, pretty spot on with what I remembered.

The Amazing Spider-Man Wake Up Scene (Youtube)

On the other hand, a restraining factor that might have prevented more viewers from seeing this film is how recent the film came out in consideration to the original Spider-Man with Tobey Maguire. As I mentioned earlier, The Amazing Spider-Man only came out 10 years after the first Spider-Man, and 5 years after Spider-Man 3, so potential viewers who do not follow the Marvel-verse have a subsidiary probability of viewing the movie. Even so, looking at current reviews The Amazing Spider-Man (see promotional flier below) with Andrew Garfield is still loved, however recent adaptations starring Tom Holland are more favored. 

The Amazing Spider-Man Promotional Movie Poster

Although this movie is categorized as conventional, there are some unconventional themes that can be observed throughout the movie. Such as the controversial dispute Parker exchanges with Captain Stacy, where he claims the police are not doing their jobs effectively enough and that the "amateur in a suit" is only trying to help and do what the police are failing to do. Seeing as I was only six at the time I watched this movie, I cannot attest to society's views on the police in 2012, however it is a very controversial topic that is talked about more and more today. Another controversial topic that stood out to me is how the police and government try to downplay Lizard's sighting on the bridge. Which reflects the lack of information from government officials and framing of news coverage we experienced then and especially now in America. An example can be said about the death of the French photographer Remi Ochlik and war reporter Marie Colvin, who died from a Syrian attack in 2012. It is believed that they were targeted by Assad for speaking out, however the media framed them as being accidentally caught in the crossfire as they were suspected of being "rebel forces," Journalists Marie Colvin and Remi Ochlik die in Homs via BBC News).

Overall, there are a lot of new affairs I gathered after re-watching this film. Especially since the last time I saw this film I was about six or seven years old. Now, I can relate with Peter Parker's more introverted and shy side. I have also learned and experienced a lot about society and rhetorical and ironic messages in the media. However, aside from social commentary, the biggest difference I noticed was the spider bite scene as my memory of this scene was that he got bit in an office-like setting (?) whereas he actually got bit in the lab/building where the spiders and genetic testing took place (go figure!).

[cuprohastes]

People who want less regulation in business need to buy more frozen pizzas.

Anybody who bought frozen pizzas Arse knows that there is a range. At the top end of the range, it’s a pretty decent frozen pizza, tasty would buy again toppings are okay.

But there’s also the Pizza that you have to buy when you’re on a budget, the company is very obviously playing around with the concept of “what ‘a pizza’?”.

How much cheese counts - what is the minimum amount of cheese where we can still say that this is a pizza? When you say cheese, exactly what defines “cheese”? What’s the minimum amount of toppings that let us state that this is e.g. pepperoni? What is the technical definition of pepperoni and how can we stretch that to a salty pink disk that has near accidental amounts of meat?

And the result is you get a box that says it’s fully loaded pepperoni, and when you get it out of the packet, it’s doubtful whether there’s any cheese on there at all because you can definitely see the tomato sauce and the amount of coverage of that source with toppings and cheese is less than 50%.

Yet, the box says it’s a fully loaded pepperoni extravaganza?

If they’re willing to do this for a food that is basically the descendant of peasant flatbreads, that can be made at home if one had the time, without regulation, imagine what they’d do? Not just for pizza, for everything else as well?

The great thing is you don’t have to imagine. Because these regulations came in due to people putting plaster of Paris in the flower and selling bread that had the nutritional value of porcelain. They would add something that looked like ground coffee into the actual coffee so that they could buy 10kg of coffee and sell 50kg of it.

And of course, my favourite, adding borax to milk to cover for the fact that it had gone off, causing a massive outbreak of tuberculosis.

Heins became the powerhouse that it is because they were the first factory to make source that wasn’t rotten by the time it was on the shelves. And despite doing that, it did not force all other factories to meet that standard.

But now we have regulations. And people libertarians think that if they are removed, businesses will not go back to immediately poisoning absolutely everybody who can’t afford a premium service.

[destinyc1020]

TLM got an "A" in CinemaScore which does polling interviewing people as they exit cinemas. Are they bought off too anon? PostTrack, another polling service also got similar results. This is Trumpian logic that when the majority of people like something that a certain person dislikes, they most surely be bought off, no matter how wide the conspiracy the person has to construct to make their beliefs true

Rotten Tomatoes is owned by Fandango, which is in turn owned by Universal. Anon thinks that Universal is manipulating the Verified User process to make a project of their competitor Disney look better? The verification is done through the users that buy tickets through Fandango and there are already more than 5,000 verified users that have left their ratings. According to anon, Disney put more than 5000 credit card numbers in Fandango to create the fake accounts and then made sure to buy the CinemaScore and PostTrack results too. Or could it just be that a lot of people really liked TLM and the negative ratings are just seen in measuring tools where people don't have to verify that they actually watched the movie?

EXACTLY Anon. Some of these (sad to say) GROWN ADULTS are just bitter, salty, and racist asl. The fact that they are so triggered by a black Mermaid named Ariel (who's fictional btw) is just really utterly dumb and irritating imo. 🙄 They want this movie to "flop" so bad lol... 😅🤣 But it's not gonna flop. The movie already made almost HALF of what it took to make it in like 72 HOURS. Ummmmm....You do the math. Yes, other films are coming out this weekend and onward that will more than likely have a much bigger box office bang since those films are not geared just towards little girls, but people underestimate the power of GOOD word of mouth, fun times, great musical numbers, and FEEL-good movies!

[nothingneverforever]

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)

I’d delayed watching this long enough that by the time I did, I’d heard all the great things, read all the shining reviews so much so that I almost didn’t want to watch it any more given my random meaningless avoidance of all things “critically acclaimed”.

So when I finally did, I was expecting to just love everything - after all, you’re reading the thoughts of someone whose unbiased favourite rides at Universal Studios Singapore are the Shrek dragon and puss in boots ones, someone who has been planning a princess Fiona tattoo (a la her Shrek Forever After head of the ogre resistance self) for years, and someone who bought Mark Oliver Everett’s autobiography years ago after falling in love with Eels from the various Shrek soundtracks… I could really go on about the many deep and lasting ways in which the Shrek franchise has stayed with me. I knew that some of the most raved-about elements of The Last Wish would be lost on me, such as the novel graphics and genre-bending animation and other umm technical things that I don’t really know how to speak to or care much about, but still, I should have loved everything else about it by all accounts.

So it surprised me greatly that this was my very favourite scene of the movie, which also happened to be the very very last:

Where are we headed, anyways?

Off to find new adventures and to see some old friends.

Yea the only time I felt actually moved (ok there was one other scene, will share more shortly) was when the movie was linked back to the greater Shrek universe, where Far Far Away was referenced and depicted and suddenly I felt much fondness for the film I was watching (or rather had just finished watching) mostly only because I recalled the glorious, unique, colourful world it was a part of.

That’s sad, right? For a 95% (rotten tomatoes) movie?

I’m typing this on my phone right now which is not my preferred mode of reflection so I shall first briefly enumerate my sources of unhappiness, before hopefully elaborating further in the future -

1. Death’s voice acting seemed to diminish the fear factor which was a waste because I did enjoy how menacing his weapon-wielding actions were … like was it just me or was his voice not scary at all…

2. Given that Puss was willing to give up his life of yore for Kitty, I wish we got to see more of their relationship or at least understood it’s meaning to both of them a little better

3. I don’t know yet what explains this lacking, but why did I feel soooo much more for the goldilocks x three bears subplot than anything to do with Puss? Who, I need not remind, has always been a favourite? Like, he’s so damn cute but so meh in his very own movie? Why…

Okay that’s it for now hehe the only empathic piece de resistance I’d thought of was the far far away scene one and how I wanted to be cool and say that the split-second meaningless Easter egg moment was the best part of the experience for me… so cool and different right me 😎

[ofbeautsandbeasts]

After years of watching Chia Pet commercials (especially in the 90s), I finally bought one! I randomly came across this Cthulhu version on eBay and snagged it at a low price and now I can fulfill that inner need to grow a Chia Pet at long last 😂

Applying the seeds was somewhat annoying at first because they kept sliding off. I had to wait hours until the seeds were drier for them to cooperate. I diligently watered it 2-3 times a day and it sprouted as advertised! 🌱 On Day 14, I harvested the sprouts that were on the body portion of Cthulhu and threw them in my Tomato Tofu Watercress Stew, because chia sprouts are edible and I wanted Cthulhu to look tidier. Yum 😋

Sadly, thereafter, a mold developed on the left side of Cthulhu’s head and overtook the sprouts, causing an unsightly rotten mass. Cthulhu had tired of being a cute novelty to me and thus became an Eldritch Horror™😱

[healeroflightanddark]

Two Golden Rings, Chapter 2: Pre-Nup

Yuya was feeling a little nervous as he waited for Yuri to arrive. He was planning on asking his fiance for something that he felt was very important for them to get married, but he wasn’t sure how Yuri would react to the request.

Yuri had always been a difficult person to figure out. He enjoyed making suggestive comments towards Yuya, often flirting and making the tomato-head blush, and he was amazing in bed, but he also tended to be distant and cold at times. Yuya loved Yuri to death, but he was a little worried that the cabbage would call off the engagement if he misunderstood the intent of his request.

The front door of Yuya’s house opened, and in walked his fiance, looking as handsome as ever. But he had a look on his face, one that Yuya had learned to associate with his more distant and cold moods. Oh boy, this wasn’t going to go well.

“Hello, Yuya,” Yuri said, sitting down on the couch next to his fiance. “So, what is it you wanted to talk to me about? You said it was something important regarding our engagement?”

Yuya nodded, taking a deep breath. “I… uhm… well… how would you feel about a prenup?” he asked nervously.

Yuri’s amethyst eyes widened and he stared at Yuya in shock, mouth slightly open. Yuya fidgeted a little and quickly tried to explain his reasoning for the suggestion, “I’m not saying that I think we’ll ever get divorced, I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you! It’s just… I’ve always felt like a prenup should be a requirement for any marriage to be legal, and we both have things we’d want to protect in the worst case scenario, and I just—”

He was cut off by Yuri suddenly throwing his arms around him and silencing his rambling with a passionate kiss. This wasn’t what Yuya had been expecting, but it certainly helped put him at ease. When they broke the kiss, Yuya was slightly breathless and Yuri began peppering his face in kisses.

“I love you so much, my dear Yuya!~” Yuri murmured, all distance and coldness replaced with affection and warmth. He’d heard of bad emotions melting away, but had always thought it was just an expression. But now he really felt like all his doubts and worries about his engagement were literally melting away. “I’m sorry I ever doubted you!”

“Huh?” Yuya was confused, but very receptive to the sudden affection. Yuri nuzzled his cheek and explained, “All of my previous partners were gold-diggers. They only ever wanted me for my money, and even my ex-fiance was after my wealth. I was actually going to tell you that if we were going to get married, we’d have to sign a prenup. My ex-fiance threw a tantrum when I told her the same, because she wanted to be able to cash out if we divorced. I’m ashamed to admit it, but I’ve always had doubts about whether you loved me for me, or for my money. I know you’ve never asked me to spend money on you, but I could never get rid of that little voice telling me that my money was the only thing anyone would love about me…”

Yuya hugged him tightly. “Oh, Yuri, it’s okay! I understand now!” The random bouts of coldness and distance suddenly made sense. Those must’ve been the times when Yuri was overwhelmed by his doubts. The tomato-head kissed his fiance’s cheek. “I’m not upset with you, either. I’m sure if I were in your position, I’d have doubts too.”

“I do feel bad though,” Yuri sighed. “I always spoiled all of my exes rotten, buying them lavish gift, paying for expensive vacations, etc, yet by the time you and I started dating I was so jaded from all the gold digging that I didn’t spoil you the same way. I’ve never bought you an expensive gift, or taken you on vacations, and I rarely ever pay for our dates.”

“It’s okay, Yuri!” Yuya reassured him. “I don’t mind at all! Just knowing you’re mine and I’m yours is enough for me!”

“Well, it’s not enough for me!” Yuri declared, pulling Yuya into his lap for cuddles. “I’m going to start spoiling you properly! You deserve it! You’ve always been the perfect partner!”

Yuya started to protest, but Yuri silenced him with a kiss. “My dear Yuya, you’re not like my exes after all! You never ask for anything. And the fact that you suggested a prenup… you’ve put my mind at ease. You’re the kind of partner I want to spend money on. Let me spoil you!”

Yuya hesitated, then lay his head on his fiance’s shoulder. “Alright, but only when you want to, okay?” he said softly.

Yuri smiled, pleased with his sweet fiance’s words. He gently took Yuya’s chin in his hand and turned his head to face him. Yuya blushed brightly when he saw the seductive smile on Yuri’s face.

“My sweet, precious Yuya!~” Yuri purred. “Let me show you my appreciation!~”

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[RERUN] FLASH! AH-AHHHHHHHHH! (part 1)

When I started doing RERUNs of my older (”wall of text”) reviews, I knew I’d eventually run out of reviews that needed updating (NOTE: I did not start doing RERUNs due to running out of material. Granted, I’ve started doing reviews that are more modern than my childhood, but there’s a plethora of media I could review. In fact, if there’s something you think I should cover, please let me know!)

Flash Gordon is, I believe, the last of the reviews that need updating due to a lack of visuals. However, there are a bunch of reviews that have broken links and/or clips, so I may start going through my older posts to update the links. However, these will likely be less frequent.

Anyway, if you would like to read the original review, it’s available here.

(Thanks to Rotten Tomatoes)

[All images are owned by Universal Pictures and King Features Syndicate. Please don’t sue me]

Flash Gordon has a long history, dating back over 85 years in comics, animation, movie serials (back in the 30s and 40s, you often had a story told over several 15 minute films, thus ensuring moviegoers would return next week to see what happens next), television series, and of course feature films (in fact, all 3 serials from the 30s would each be consolidated into feature films for those fans who missed a week)

The version of Flash Gordon we’re looking at today is the feature film from 1980 starring Sam J. Jones and Max von Sydow. Among the supporting cast, you may recognize a few faces...

Playing Prince Vultan of the Hawkmen is Brian Blessed (and his legs that really should never be shown publicly...) Most Americans who don’t watch much British television may not recognize him, but most people who read this blog should have heard his voice.

(Thanks to Disney wiki)

He voiced Clayton in the animated film Tarzan...

(Thanks to starwars.com)

...and Boss Nass in The Phantom Menace.

In addition, Prince Barin of Arboria was played by Timothy Dalton. Though he hasn’t had many roles in the US, there are two most of you should know. If you remove the porn ‘stache and put him in a tailored tuxedo...

(Thanks to Den of Geek)

...you’ll have the fourth James Bond.

(Thanks to Slash Film)

In addition, he played The Chief in Doom Patrol.

And then there’s the other stars of the film. Names so big the producers were counting on their star power to sell more tickets...

(Thanks to The Mirror)

...Queen!

Freddie Mercury and company wrote not only the theme, but the entire score of the film! The studio was banking on the band’s popularity by plastering their name on every piece of promotional material in huge font.

[Fun Fact: Sam J. Jones, who played the title character, and the producer did not get along at all! In fact, in the final days of shooting, Jones was so fed up that he hopped a plane back to the US before filming ended and didn’t return for the voice dubbing during post-production. The producer grabbed a random member of the crew and told him to dub Jones’s lines. That’s why his voice in Flash Gordon is so different from his voice in the Ted films.]

(Thanks to arvo2711)

Visually...the effects look dated to be sure (and were kinda cheap-looking even for 1980), but the costumes, set designs, and models look like they came right off the pages of the Sunday strips.

(though the wings of the Hawkmen...not so much)

Anyway, I will be reviewing the film like the old 30s serials, meaning I’ll be doing the review in 15-30 minute clips, ending on a cliffhanger. Hope you enjoy!

If you want to watch the film, it’s available on, LookMovie. And now...on with the show!

(Thanks to Sam Henderson)

We open to the control room of Ming the Merciless. His chief advisor Klytus, in an effort to alleviate his Emperor’s boredom, has offered up Earth...

...(which looks like the producer couldn’t afford a realistic-looking model of the planet that would include clouds but instead bought a cheap relief globe) as a sacrificial planet. As the opening credits roll, Ming affects Earth with earthquakes, hurricanes, volcanic eruptions, and...

What the hell is hot hail?

As the credits end, we switch to a small airport where Flash Gordon, star quarterback for the New York Jets  (Fun Fact: in the original comics, Flash was a polo player), is waiting in his car on the tarmac (clearly airport security was very lax in the 80s) as what I’m assuming is supposed to be the hot hail peppers his car and dissolves in a cloud of steam.

Then a courtesy van from a nearby hotel pulls in next to Flash’s car (seriously, I know the TSA didn’t exist in the 80s but this is ridiculous) and out hops travel agent Dale Arden.

The pair then head to the waiting plane (and are the only passengers. So we have a sports celebrity and a travel agent flying together as the only passengers on the plane. One would think Flash would have an entourage and would crowd out Dale.)

The two make awkward conversation as the plane takes off.

Outside, we see fist-sized glowing objects falling to Earth and hitting the ground, smouldering. (maybe that’s the hot hail?) Inside the plane, the pilots are dealing with their radio and instruments going haywire...

...until the clouds blot out the sun!

While Flash and Dale are dealing with that crisis, we switch to an observatory owned by Dr. Hans Zarkov (disgraced NASA scientist). One of the projectiles crashes through a skylight...

...landing in the bed of his assistant Munson and catching it on fire! The keen wit Munson possesses realizes something is amiss (especially when he realized it’s a couple of hours after sunrise and still dark out), so he wakes Zarkov (who is sharing a bedroom with him. Obviously money’s been a bit tight since NASA fired him)

Zarkov immediately tells Munson to check out the moon. It turns out the moon’s orbit has shifted.

Then another projectile comes through the roof. Zarkov examines it, immediately realizing it’s not hot hail, but a piece of the moon. Zarkov sees these anomalies as an attack from outer space and the Earth has just 11 days before the moon collides with the Earth, killing everyone (he got all that from rolling a hot rock on the floor?) He then informs Munson he’s been drafted to help Zarkov begin the counter-offensive, which shocks Munson.

[OK, hitting pause here. First off, how did Munson not realize this was Zarkov’s ultimate plan? Was he just doing this for college credit?

Second, Zarkov has a fully-functioning rocket in the middle of his observatory and between NASA, the NSA, the FAA, and the military no one said anything about it? And third...these are two out-of-shape scientists against an alien army of unknown size with technology capable of moving the fucking moon! How the fuck does Zarkov expect to win?!

OK, rant over.]

Munson declines this “honor”...

...but Zarkov insists at gunpoint. Munson decided he’d rather die with a bullet to the back than death by anal probe (assuming the rocket doesn’t kill him first)

Meanwhile at 30,000 feet, another of the projectiles (which for some reason has Ming’s face on it) crashes into the cockpit. We’re not sure if it vaporized the pilots or the plane’s cabin pressure blew them out when the cockpit windshield shattered, but either way...

...Flash and Dale rush to the cockpit and see no one flying the plane! Fortunately, Flash said he was learning to fly in their awkward conversation earlier.

Flash tries to land the plane, crashing into Zarkov’s observatory...

...and flattening Munson (who knew there would be a third option to die?) Flash and Dale evacuate the wreck as Zarkov tricks them into the rocket.

Zarkov then pulls the gun on Dale and Flash, explaining he needs one of them to help fly the ship, choosing Dale since she’s lighter (OK, so now an out-of-shape scientist and a travel agent. Big improvement. I’ll bet those aliens are quaking in their boots now!), but Flash attacks Zarkov. In the ensuing brawl...

...Flash accidentally starts the launch sequence with Zarkov’s head and they take off! (OK, so now we have a professional athlete added to Team Zarkov. Things still don’t look good...)

As the rocket leaves Earth, the three pass out (I’m guessing a combination of G-forces and using 50% more oxygen than Zarkov planned) as it drifts into a sinister-looking hyperspacial vortex that looks straight out of The Black Hole.

WHAT awaits the trio on the other side?

CAN they stop the alien threat and SAVE THE EARTH?

WILL the producers be able to afford a BETTER model of Earth?

These and many other questions will be answered in PART TWO of the review of...

(Thanks to NicePNG)

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Ahh thanks for the tag @shenanigans-and-imagines !! I can’t wait to get to know you better :)) I’m so bad at becoming friends with moots lol but it’s good to know you wanna talk more too

Okay now let’s get on with it…

Three ships: Tim Bradford x Lucy Chen (The Rookie), Damian Desmond x Anya Forger (SxF), and Willow Park x Hunter Noceda-Deamonne-Clawthorne etc lol (TOH)

First Ever Ship: Ron Weasley x Hermione Granger (HP). While Ik HP can be a rather toxic fandom and obviously JKR sucks the Romione fandom is so sweet and I recently got back into the ship :). Oh forgot to mention it was the ship that got me into fanfic :))) (I have stories abt that I can tell later lol)

Last Song: Quarter Past Midnight by Bastille

Last Movie: Love Again . Cheesy romcom, not necessary to watch but I thought it was cute, but it only has like 15% on rotten tomatoes 😭

Currently Reading: Just finished The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo (absolutely loved it and relate to Evelyn so much highly recommend it’s my favorite book rn). I just started She Gets The Girl and it’s also so cute but definitely a lower reading level than Evelyn Hugo and much lighter, still highly recommend!

Currently Watching: Nothing much at the moment, just rewatching Big Bang Theory and almost finished with MASH, im just too busy with exams right now but tempted to start watching Infinity Train.

Currently Consuming: Bacon; having breakfast for dinner :)

Currently Craving: I’m recovering from being sick over the weekend so really sleep, but I just bought a chocolate croissant (which is my food hyperfixation rn lol) and am trying to decide whether to have it now or tomorrow morning

Tagging: @wanna-be-bold @winterlovesong1 @sisterofficerlucychen @soldrawss @rileyclaw @sailahina @sylvies-chen @whiskeyloverbae @cheesyficwriter @accio-broom @adenei Off the top of my head but anyone else can join!!

Tag 9 people you want to get to know better. Or however many. Whatever.

@themirokai was kind enough to tag my main account (@ handahbear for those who might be wondering) but I’m posting over here because I tend to post a little more to this sideblog currently

Three ships: Dreamling (The Sandman), E/R (Les Miserables), and Augustine/Mercymorn (Jod optional) (The Locked Tomb)

First ever ship: is this a safe space to say it was the Phantom/Christine?

Last song: The View Between Villages by Noah Kahan (and honestly, his entire album Stick Season is so worth a listen)

Last movie: I haven’t watched a lot of movies recently so I genuinely think it may have been a rewatch of Encanto several months ago

Currently reading: So much incredible fanfic, Catching Fire (again), the second volume of the Sandman comics, and I’m about to start A House With Good Bones before my Libby loan expires on it

Currently watching: Silo (yes, almost solely for Ferdinand Kingsley, why do you ask) and a ton of Sims 4 YouTube videos because my brain is mush. Someday soon I’ll watch the Queen Charlotte series, I keep seeing posts about it

Currently consuming: iced peach tea :)

Currently craving: a little break from work and for my brain to cooperate so I can work on the next chapter of my WIP

Fully no pressure tags for some mutuals and pals from my notifications: @shenanigans-and-imagines @just-french-me-up @sandmanpoppies @jill-makes-art @fanofthestuff @lovemeloseme and absolutely anyone else who wants to!

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General TG characters and what pets they should/shouldn’t have

When I say “general” I mean the ones either from Anteiku or ones that were introduced before :re and aren’t shown to be part of an organization. I’ll do CCG and Aogiri characters later.

Hide - Our favourite blond boy! I think it’d be illegal for me not to let him have a golden retriever. He’d take it on walks to Johoku Chuo park on the weekends, and he’d name it Ethan after the first blond boy in The Blond Boys (the one who performs for the other boys with a ribbon baton).

Kaneki - A house cat. Just an American shorthair or calico from off the side of the road. This cat would probably live a very calm life, sitting on it’s owner’s lap while he reads, before suddenly being thrown into a house with a bunch of strangers and being fed scraps of human meat lol. I think it’d be very therapeutic for Kaneki to have a cat though, and Touka can look after it while Haise is happening.

Touka - A rabbit!! She should absolutely have a rabbit. She already loves rabbits, and I imagine the only reasons she doesn’t have one yet is because she doesn’t have the space, money or time to look after it properly, but if she did, she’d have a rabbit. Heck, she could have multiple rabbits. And she would spoil them rotten too, and buy them cute outfits and take them for walks to shrines and stuff (can you walk a rabbit? I hope you can). Just. Touka with rabbits. It would be amazing.

Tsukiyama - He must have horses. A bunch of them big sprinty bois. I don’t know horses very well, so I can’t tell you exactly which breed of horse he’d own (though I’m pretty sure I remember someone making a post about it!), but let’s say he has multiple horses of a variety of breeds. They’d probably live on a separate property dedicated to his horses, with a lot of land on it for them to explore. Shuu would also take photos of them in beautiful places a lot, and run a blog posting about his horses.

Yoshimura - A cage full of budgies, that would be named after different teas and flowers that Ukina used to like. They’d live upstairs in Anteiku, and be evacuated to Yomo’s shipping container when the CCG came to destroy Anteiku. Yoshimura would probably put pretty potted plants inside their cage for them to investigate every once in a while. I can also see him putting a large tank full of goldfish for the customers to watch inside the shop.

Uta - Another bird. But this time, it’s a big bird. Uta would probably like owning an African Grey bird, because it can be trained to say more words than most birds, and can therefore be used in some of the best pranks. Imagine being a dove, and chasing down a ghoul, but then it disappears around a corner and you hear “quick! He’s over here!”. Then this voice proceeds to lead you around in circles for 20 minutes, before the ghoul you were chasing earlier appears with a bird on his shoulder and kills you while laughing his head off. Typical day for investigators once Uta gets himself a bird.

Roma - Every time I see the name “Roma”, I think of the tomato. Which makes me think of gardening, which makes me think of guinea pigs. Roma would probably own exactly 2 guinea pigs, and they would be called Felony and Misdemeanor, however she would tell most people that they’re called Felix and Missy. She would feed them lettuce from her neighbor’s garden, and join race groups to put them in guinea pig races, then if her guinea pigs ever came last, she would kill everyone at the tournament.

Nishiki - I can’t believe I got this far without remembering Nishiki! He would have a chihuahua that was originally bought for his girlfriend Kimi, but then he ended up taking it for walks instead of her, and then it got really attached to him and now he sleeps next to the chihuahua more often than he sleeps with Kimi. If anyone ever laughs at him for owning a chihuahua, he will flip them inside out and hang them from a telephone pole, which he will make very clear to everyone. Good job Nishiki.

Koma - I can think of two things for Koma - either an entire giant catfish (yes! A whole catfish!) or a squirrel monkey, but I’ll go with the catfish for now because it’s funnier. Originally he wanted a trilobite, but when he found out they didn’t exist anymore he bought a giant catfish instead. Obviously he couldn’t fit the catfish in a regular fish tank, so he took it to a hidden pond in the woods and marked out a trail with a sign that said “Koma’s catfish trail” on it so he could remember where to go. He even put a collar on the catfish with a tracker before leaving it, and sent an Ape to the woods each day to feed it and update him on how the catfish is going. However, the government did not enjoy having a catfish trail that lead to an actual catfish in their forest, so they sent someone to remove it and set it free. So when Koma received news that someone moved his catfish, he tracked them down, brought 50 ghouls to their house, yelled at them for 2 hours, stole their toenails and threatened to kill them if they or another person moved his catfish again. Then he orchestrated a mission to find his catfish, followed the tracker, got his catfish and put it the fuck back because no one moves his goddamn catfish.

Irimi - A black doberman, as a group mascot, and a little pink axolotl that she buys miniature hats for. The hats usually fall off though. She takes the dog for walks in the same park as Hide, so sometimes when they see eachother they have to awkwardly say hello while their dogs yap at eachother very very loudly and attract the attention of everyone around them.

[tightwadspoonies]

Grocery Store Gardens

Did you know that if you buy just about any fresh veg from a grocery store, you can grow more of it on your own? 

It’s true!

While some of these methods might not net you tons of produce, they’re a fun project and can at least save you a little in produce expenditures (and decrease waste!) if you were originally planning on throwing the seeds/butts/eyes of your fresh veggies away, here’s a chance to give them new life!

From Seed:

Trying to harvest and grow fruit and veg from seed is often the least reliable way to grow veg from supermarket produce (due to hybrids and interbreeding, which means you’re never really sure what you’re going to get-if anything- with grocery harvested seeds), but since seeds are familiar, it’s definitely worth mentioning! Seeds that are most likely to grow are those that have not been irradiated (which stops the seeds from being able to grow), and those that are fully mature (for example, colorful peppers instead of green peppers, which are not ripe enough to produce viable seeds). It is advisable to wait until the fruit/veg is very ripe or overripe before harvesting your seeds.

Tomatoes: Slice ripe tomatoes into slices, and place 4 of the slices in a gallon container of potting soil. Cover with a half inch or so more potting soil, place in a warm, sunny place, and keep moist. Seedlings should start sprouting in 7-14 days, at which time you should pull the strongest ones and re-plant them in their own pots. Once there is no longer a danger of frost, you can plant these in the ground outside or move their pots outside on a patio.

Peppers: Remove seeds from ripe (orange, yellow, or red peppers are most likely to be ripe) peppers, dry them for a few days. Once dry, test your seeds by placing them in a clear zip bag with a damp paper towel in it, and taping this to a window. The ones that sprout (time to sprouting can vary) can be moved to starting trays or their own pots. Once there is no longer a danger of frost, you can plant these in the ground outside or move the pots outside on a patio.

Winter Squash: Wait until the squash is as ripe as possible without rotting (slightly rotten is fine if you weren’t planning to eat it, or didn’t get the chance to), then remove the seeds and let dry for several days. Do as you would for peppers. Keep in mind that the squash that grow from grocery store squash seeds may be very different than the squash they came from.

Citrus fruits: Remove whole seeds from the citrus fruit of your choice, and place in a bowl of water. The ones that sink are the most developed and have the best chance of growing. Wrap in a damp paper towel and place in a clear zip bag but leave the bag slightly open. Place in a dark place (like a drawer or in your closet) for 2-6 weeks, until 2 small leaves are clearly visible. Carefully plant this tiny plant in a container of soil. Keep the soil moist. If kept well, this will form a tree that will bear fruit in 3-6 years. In a warm climate the pot can be moved outside, while in a cooler one you may want to keep your tree inside in the winter.

Avocado/Mango: Do as you would for citrus fruits, but instead of waiting for leaves, just wait until the root is about 3in long before taking it out and planting it in a pot (you will have to scrub the mango pit clean, let it dry a few days, and remove the outer part of the pit to get to the large bean-like thing in the middle, you do not have to do this for the avocado). Note that it will take about 8 years to start producing fruit, and when/if it does, it may not produce the kind of fruit you were expecting. But they do make a nice houseplant!

Stone fruits (peaches, apricots, plums, etc...): Place the pits in a small jar of dirt in your fridge for 3-4 months, until they start sprouting roots. When they begin to root, take them out of the fridge and plant them in pots. These are another 3-6 year investment, but of all the store-bought-pit-trees, these are probably going to produce fruit that is most similar to the original fruit.

From an existing base or part of the fruit/root:

Growing things from existing parts of plants will yield you a lot more consistent results and is often a lot easier than growing from seed, but it is a little more of a unique challenge!

Onion/Green onion/Celery: Cut the base off the onion or celery bunch about an inch from the roots. Set in a small, shallow container about half-full of water, coming up only a quarter to a half inch up on the base. In a few days, you’ll see shoots come up and roots start to form. Change water every day or so until there are plentiful roots, and then transplant to a container filled with potting soil, where they will continue to grow.

Turnips/Beets: Cut the root off about 2 inches below the top. Eat the root and plant the top in some potting soil so the very top is just sticking out of the soil. It will grow greens, which you can harvest and eat raw or sauté, and over time the rood will re-grow.

Potatoes/Sweet Potatoes: Wait until eyes start to form on your old potatoes. Cut them up, making sure that at least one sprouting eye is on each piece. Get a deep container like a trash can and fill the bottom 6in with gravel or rocks. Fill the container with potting soil/dirt and bury your potato pieces about an inch deep. They will shoot up leaves and stems within about a week (you can eat sweet potato leaves, but NOT white potato leaves). Place outside if it’s after the last freeze where you live or keep inside by a window. Wait about 4-5 months or until the above ground plants die, then dump out the container and find all your new potatoes! Its like a scavenger hunt!

Garlic:

Outdoor: Stick a single clove of garlic 2 inches deep in the dirt in the fall a few weeks to a month before the ground freezes. The bigger the clove, the bigger your bulb will be when you harvest. Cover with mulch or straw or cardboard or whatever you have if you live in an area with cold winters. Harvest in July/August the next year. 

Indoor, for garlic greens: Plant 3-4 cloves in a pot by a sunny window. The cloves will shoot up greens within about 2 weeks, which you can cut and use like garlic.

Ginger: Essentially, take a piece of ginger with some eyes on it (more likely if it is older (but not shriveled) or organic, as conventional ginger is often treated with growth retardants which make it take a lot longer to grow) and do as suggested for avocado/mango, as above. You can harvest the above-ground shoots and it will grow more ginger below ground over time!

[notaboutmeeee]

So I just saw Morbius (2022) in cinema. When those reviews came out and I had already bought tickets, we were scareddd😂

Was it a good movie? No. Was it a horrible super trash despicable creation? No. It was an average bad comic book adaptation/inspired movie.

On rotten tomatoes critic rating is at 15% and audience at 64%. Very the usual.

I kinda compared it to venom 2 when I spoke to a friend: predictable plot, dumb/weird writing, as a viewer you don't care about anyone and the fight scenes lack in on screen violence (though morbius has more than venom 2,rip carnage) and WHERE IS THE BLOOD? How are morbius and Milo's faces and clothes without blood after they attacked someone or guzzle a blood bag?!

Cgi wasnt bad, I didn't mind it.

Writing was not great, really predictable stuff, really questionable Stuff BUT I wasn't ever bored, no yawns. Probably bc my friend and I kept trash talking the movie while we saw it and that was part of the entertainment hahaha.

Also there was an ad-lib that was so obviously an adlib it was embarrassing. I think it was a line from morbius, his face is big and in the middle of the screen and the text doesn't at all match his lips. Even my friend noticed.

Matt Smith was charming though his character doesn't make much sense? Like his motivations? Or how he goes about to having morbius accept his true nature..

Of course the fights (especially the final one) were shrouded in darkness and super blurriness that as a viewer we had no idea what was going on for like 5 minutes straight in that final fight.

Did the writers know anything about the character morbius? Or maybe even what echolocation is? Because echolocation is not superhearing! Also it doesnt cover a whole city! Also you can't do echolocation by simply hearing, you gotta emmit a sound that bounces off of things! Idk but that made me very furious. (Though i also don't know much about this do maybe I'm wrong)

also what was that thing that happened everytime morbius and milo bounced together? That soundwave/Shockwave? That was dumb.

In summary,

It was an average bad comic book movie. A forgettable standalone movie that didn't deserve all that hate. Would've given it an around 50% rating maybe?