#Romeo and Juliet shitpost

[brilledcheese]

Act 1 Scene 1 of Romeo and Juliet be like:

Prince: Listen up you little shits—

Prince: Not you, Lady Montague. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here

[gaillol-13]

Made a thing.

[royallygray]

y'all I understand mercutio and tybalt

it's so fucking hot I want to kill someone. something. I violently want air conditioning. most of my clothes are unflatteringly wet because I was just existing outside.

just saying I totally would've tried to kill my enemy if they happened to walk up to me in this fucking heat. maybe murder is the real therapy we needed all along.

[kingcho]

I periodically like to recreate Juliet’s death when a minor inconvenience happens to me

[madame-helen]

[glimperest]

If i read romeo and juliet, and it ISN’T like the source material (gnomeo and juliet) Im gonna be PISSED

[starofthemorning16]

[the-nimrod-nextdoor]

Romeo and Juliet but instead of being in opposite factions they’re in the same major but you aren’t allowed to date in the same major.. and neither of them are women

[thebellekeys]

yeah riverdale could write "these violent delights have violent ends", but shakespeare could never write "you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football" like cmon

[existennialmemes]

What light through yonder window breaks?

I am a Moth, and Juliet

✨ is the Lämp ✨

[twelfth-dykector]

revising romeo and juliet at 5:49am (3 hours before the exam) and i have concluded that tybalt and mercutio hate-fuck. i am right.

[xivvins]

Hot take (?) Tybalt is one of my favorite, FAVORITE, characters. I am his #1 ultimate defender and I’m SICK AND TIRED of concealing this truth

[rosalinesurvived]

Teen Wolf S5 becomes a million times more hilarious once you imagine that the Chimera Pack all still go to Beacon Hills alongside the McCall pack. They go through lessons together. I bet Theo forces the Chimeras to all sit with him at one table while the puppy pack sits sat at the polar opposite side of lunch hall. I bet they gang up against each other during Gym. I bet the classmates/teachers assume they’re just rival cliques

[madame-helen]

[glimperest]

I absolutely hate that someone stole the idea from Gnomeo and Juliet (2011), went back in time and made it a play that has NO GNOMES IN IT, and got ALL THE CREDIT. Who do you think you are "william shakespeare", billy here saw the best work of fiction and decided to steal it and use his fancy shmancy time machine to publish it first. I hate plagiarists, especially time travelling ones. SMH.

[starofthemorning16]