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How the beast was sleeping when I got into bed last night. He has the world record for most flexible bones and longest arms

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HOUSE SMOKING?? one of my favorite photos of him ⭐️

duration - 2hr 41 min

socials: cassismd(tt)

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At age 16, did/do you have a phase where you felt intellectual, read classic literature in your free time and used fancy sophisticated vocabulary?

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We bought our new sweet kitten a harness for walks. We had her try it on to get her comfortable with it and I’m not sure she loved it. 

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saw that the inbox was open. how much for my delightful tummy girl?

Delightful tummy girl out in full form! Only $75.70 for this tummyful girl!

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new smeemo special sitting spot for smeemo.

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All time

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no more global descent into neofascism for me please thank you i'm full

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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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slowly getting the hang of procreate

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The “Abduction” of Aziraphale 

(parody repaint of The Abduction of Europa by  Jean-François de Troy)

Playing a “damsel in distress” and getting away from your annoying bosses? What else could Aziraphale want!

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Have sex with books, Be Pregnant with knowledge and give birth to success❤️

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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

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i would cannibalize god's rotting corpse. if the opportunity arose

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can anyone send me like 35$ so i can get gas and start uberin for the day please all my money has gone to bills

ca/ven: Smokeyquartz

pp: nightburningice@ hotmail.com