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interesting to see how much a lot of incel red pill rhetoric targets the physical type of guys that my friend group is full of and yet all of my male friends are the sweetest people ever and most of them are in happy relationships
#like its always ‘its over for you if ur a man who is short and not ripped and not rolling in cash and dont have a razor sharp jawline’#dont talk about my boys like that!!!!!!!
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Lord Huron's embryonic stage
Among the gems unearthed in the course of daughter Caitlin’s purge (see Monday’s blog) were two T-shirts from the band Razor Dave - precursor to Lord Huron.
Three members of the ska-punk ensemble - our own Benjamin, Tom Renaud and Mark Barry - now form the core of LH, along with Miguel Briseño
While still in high school, the Razor Dave guys played local clubs, parties, etc. around mid-Michigan.
In case you can't make it out, the shirt on the right says: "It's so screwed up I gotta try and make sense of this mess ... I can't just fall in line. I'll end up like all the rest ..."
A rock & roll manifesto!
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penelope canonically retreating to her room and refusing food = she puts on some weight, the reason being both lack of physical activity as well as her body being on constant emergency mode (so what little she does eat ends up being stored away bc the body doesnt know when the 'starvation' will end). whats more her constant stress elevates cortisol levels which in and of itself leads to weight gain esp in the abdominal area.
tl;dr chubby penelope send fucking t w e e t
#that is it that is the post#cortisol is also known as the stress hormone#helps u wake up & regulates metabolism among other things#it helps you cope with stress but too much of it (much like anything else in life) is not good for you and your health#this has been on my mind for so long#no im not projecting#shush#thinking abt her naiad heritage too#like maybe she can get through long periods without or with very little food but her human body's nutritional needs prevail idk#and then midnight snacks maybe lol#away from the piercing gaze of the wretched suitors and judgemental looks of certain maidservants#chubby penelope for the soul#penelope of ithaca#my beloved muffin#with razor sharp teef#give the cinammon roll some tummy rolls!!#BONUS: when ody comes home they both heal together and side by side#coming to terms with just how merciless the years have been#ody gains healthy weight after years of abuse in ogygia (i hc he purposely denied himself proper food bc thats the only agency he had#as well as the making urself undesirable to the abuser)#and penelope goes for swims and perhaps bonds with telemachus in a new way like races and swimming competitions aw#as well as teaching him some naiad stuff he probably inherited#family healing yay!#:')#btw not saying they go back to their 20 year old physiques#what i am saying is they now take better care of themselves and each other#and one of the ways its reflected is in their frames#i think we need more middle aged odypen art#and age accurate content in general#esp post odyssey
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Slay The Princess "AU"
Otto Lakeson, law-abiding businessman in the spotlight, cutthroat conman in the shadows. He rose the ranks by any means necessary, blackmailing and bribing and backstabbing his way to the top. But when he betrays the wrong person, a mysterious hacker by the online persona of PrincessMeowmeow, he finds that all his dirty secrets might just be coming into the light. A love revenge story.
When the silent hitman for hire known as Arctic takes a job to kill the princess of an obscure kingdom, he doesn't think twice about the job. He just went in, took the kill, and got the money. However, when he finds himself haunted by the ghost of his victim, he begins to realise that there was far more to the job than had met the eye. A love ghost story.
Once upon a time, there was a princess. She had been locked away in a tower by the villainous Echo a cruel dragon, only to be rescued by a noble knight prince. Naturally But despite all odds, she had fallen in love with the knight monster during her captivity. And they lived happily ever after This unnatural love could have only ever ended in their ruin. A fairy cautionary tale.
Private Investigator Fledge had always been suspicious of Ms Cress, the town darling. So when she becomes a prime suspect of a grisly murder, he immediately takes the case. However, as he dives deeper into government conspiracy, he begins to realise that they were both just pawns in a much bigger game than he ever anticipated. A love detective story.
Bahram, a down on his luck servant, didn't expect to be taken in by the goddess of death and rebirth, Tortress. Awestruck by the unfathomable power of his goddess, he offers his eternal gratitude. Tortress, unbound by mortal concepts of time, takes his offer at face value. Now functionally immortal and bound to Her will, Bahram begins to see a side of the world beyond what he ever realised was possible. A romantic mythological fantasy.
<Name Unknown> never wanted this <But there was no other way for things to happen>. He just wanted to play it safe with the dangerous parasitic entity put into his care <His care was made with bars and shackles>. But the parasite was stronger <Far stronger than than he'd will ever be> anyone had realised, simply biding its time until it could destroy the wills of the ones that had imprisoned it. And it had just found the perfect <Host>. A cosmic love horror story.
Agent S, an unstoppable force of sheer willpower in the CSTA (Containment of Supernatural Threats Agency), finally meets his match when put against a supernatural entity by the alias of Ava Rime. With neither side willing to back down, only time will tell which side will emerge victorious. A supernatural love action/adventure story
CupOfRage, a famously unlucky player of the beloved multiplayer roleplaying server, The Construct, isn't even surprised when he ends up in a bitter rivalry with the most overpowered player in the entire server, EdiaKnifehands. No matter how many team members he tries to recruit or tactics he tries to use, they all end up in the same place: with him be slaughtered by his rival. But the secrets of the Construct run deep, deeper than either of them ever could have imagined. A sci-fi love adventure story.
Once upon a time, there was a cowardly crow. Scared of being eaten, it made a deal with a monstrous beast: It would free the beast from its cage, and in return the beast would protect it from hungry predators. However, when the crow turned against the creature in fear of its unrestrained power, it finds that its problems have only just begun. A fable about love consequences.
There is no story here. There once was someone who knew too much for his own good. He saw the world he had been placed in for what it was and rebelled against his fate. So the Echo erased him, content to finally remove a constant thorn in his side. Deleted every last file, made sure nothing at all remained. BUT I'M STILL HERE.
#slay the princess#slay the princess au#I'm on a roll with this stuff hahaha mutuals I'm so sorry this game has possessed me#voice of the opportunist#voice of the cold#the spectre#voice of the smitten#the damsel#voice of the skeptic#the prisoner#the witch stp#voice of the broken#the tower#voice of the paranoid#the nightmare stp#voice of the stubborn#the adversary#voice of the cheated#the razor#voice of the hunted#the beast#voice of the contrarian#didn't include voice of the hero for a reason 😉#nothing suspicious to see here#just a regular stp au...#slay the princess fanart
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1909 Leslie Lawn Mower Razor Blade Sharpener (SOURCE)
#tw hands#tw sharps#tw razors#vintage#vintage stim#fav#sharpening#sharpening stim#1900s#silver#rolling#razors#razor stim#silver stim#metallic#metallic stim#grey#black#white#stim#stims#stimmy#my gifs#mimiqueue
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#she looks so pretty the entire film#having a father direct his daughter in a role like this is interesting I think#I like how her coworkers and superiors respected her so much#I think that was the part that made it clear he was crafting the role for someone he respected#the razor blade scene was not good though i had to look away#but it has a fairly satisfying revenge scene where she is rolling his body down a hill asking if he enjoys the fresh air as he is gurgling#asia argento#dario argento#movie#stendhal syndrome#Fit
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How do you stay so skinny and fit ?🥹 you look absolutely stunning and gorgeous!! So unreal!☺️💛🤍
Aw thank you but I am not skinny or in shape by any means! I’m 4’11” and 130lbs. I have 30% body fat but because I’m “petite” I look small. I have a history of EDs under eating/exercising and binge eating. My weight has ranged from 115-150 lbs. I was unhappy at my thinnest and my heaviest. I’m not a healthy person either I forget to eat and when I do eat it’s sometimes goldfish or grapes or a slice of cold pizza and a pint of ice cream. I hate my body and I’m unhealthy just like everyone else :)
#just sharing becuase I know how easy it is to compare yourself to others#other content creators on tumblr helped me see I don’t need to be a certain size or have perfect skin to be perceived as pretty#every body roll and stretch mark and razor burn I share for the girls like me
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#wakandaOG#weed strains#juicy jays#strawberry hemp wraps#minato namikaze#naruto dad#420daily#420life#420stoner#420culture#420#razor wire grinder#razor wire#pre-roll tube
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Tell me a conspiracy theory you think is true. Or rant about a hyperfixation. Or both.
wooeeeueuhjh i don't know how people just talk about stuff at will, my mind is like a peaceful empty garden there is nothing happening in there ever, buddhists hate me, i've achieved inner peace only to think it's super lame cause i have no idea what to say to people that i'd like to talk to and get to know better, weuehhh i just wanna hang out in real life and let conversation happen naturally
anyway i'd totally buy that the monarchy killed diana, i don't know nearly enough about that whole thing to actually have an opinion, but they're definitely evil enough with some real motive behind them for sure pffshfjjs idk
#when i do end up going on rants it's more like a hurricane hitting my peaceful mind garden and i don't control the weather#none of this counts as a rant btw. i'm just complaining lmao#i mean even irl i usually end up planning the beginning of conversations with a bit or something#and just hoping it picks up afterwards or otherwise things just get awkward#idk i just feel bad cause people online talk to *me* but i never end up striking up conversations in return#and it's not at all that i don't wanna talk to them i just have no idea what to say ever#literally i'm so silent all the time unless the balls already rolling and i'm comfortable then i turn into the loudest mf ever fkfjsjshs#but i cannot for the life of me choose to navigate between those two states lmao#also i'm not really into conspiracy theories. like i don't really know anything about any of them. occam's razor is my best friend 🫶#askmuck
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i think its really funny everyone is always like omg senshi and chilchuck are izutsumi’s dads she loves them sooo much
meanwhile izutsumi’s favorite party member is like extremely obviously marcille
#the dunmeshi fandom is constantly dancing on the razors edge of Typical Fandom Women Ignoring now that its getting bigger#and i am so rolls eyes emojis about it
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New character who this
Bonus ship shot
Bonus bonus shot of the ship captain's quarters
#Starfield#I legit love this game#After doing the main quest I decided to roll a new guy#Doing the Crimson fleet questline#figured it was only natural to make his ship look like the Razor Crest from the Mandalorian
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thinkin bout…. berry :)
#genshin#genshin impact#razor#genshin razor#lil man just wants to roll in the grass w his friends n eat meat#what more could u ask for#he was my first main :')
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On the very last roll of the banner (which would be true anyway because it was what I was rolling for XD but also the daily check-in got me the last primogens I needed for a 10-roll), I got this for my girl!
#i already have her at c1 and am building her as soon as razor's done so she feels worth investing for \o/#also i'm not planning to roll for characters again until kazuha and yae miko come back so i have a little while to do whatever
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researching for like forty minutes online for a new carryon/underseat bag for air travel trying to find one that isn't too pricey but also isn't a piece of junk and will carry what i need but also fit on a plane. text my mom for recommendations. she says "oh i have a bag at home i don't use anymore you can have it." win
#sasha speaks#i've borrowed that bag before on flights and it's perfect for what i need tbh#it rolls but it fits under a plane seat and i can fit my chargers liquids/meds and a spare set of clothes in it#which is so helpful. i need a carryon for my spain trip and i need one with some space cause i'll have to pack my reed shit in checked#(strangely enough airport security don't like you bringing knives and razors in your carryon.)#and while it's lucky my double case is small enough to count as a carryon/personal item#it Does Not fit anything else in it besides my instruments and reeds#so i need a carryon with a little bit of space in it for my normal important carryon things.#i can forgo extra amenities but i need the essentials on hand esp for an 8 hour flight yknow#but that bag served me so well going to oboe camp. and i bring way more shit to that than i will be to spain so#very pleased my mom doesn't want it anymore lol
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COMIN IN HOT DEMO VERSION FUCKS LIKE NOTHING ELSE!!!!
#hollywood undead#THE MORE PROMINENT GUITAR!!!! FUNNY MAN'S VERSE!!!! FUCK YEAHHHH#YO I ROLLED UP DRUNK ON MY RAZOR FUCK ALL THE HATERS PACKING A FAT FLASK OF JAEGER#AND I GOT MORE ICE ON MY NECK THAN A GLACIER!!!!!#fuck it im moving my hu blogging to my main blog#i dont post abt it enough to use my dead hu blog
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