#Robert will hate me for this

[puckspoetry]

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

[cannibalosergirl]

any hate on lisa cuddy is purely sexism, she wasn't annoying she just didn't want her doctors committing medical war crimes

[t4kispace]

started watching House M.D. and im totally OBSESSED . heres all the art ive made for it so far 😵‍💫 i genuinely cannot stop thinking abt these losers

[jfkkenndy]

need the world to know how much it means to me when james wilson wears his cozy clothes

[choco-worms]

I think my favorite house MD fandom joke is when people type out Chases dialogue in the most horrible phonetic australian accent possible. Example:

Chase: Naur, we carnt geeve the pahtient tha mehdicine drahg

[desire-mona]

house in 2024 bc i see ppl post this

- chase makes "lol americans experience gun violence" jokes

- cameron engages in online discourse and starts a lot of arguments with "as a doctor..."

- foreman uses 4chan but just to sit in shock at the things he sees on there

- house is a mod and frequent poster on r/newjersey of all things. only wilson knows, not because house keeps it a secret, but because its so weirdly out of character that nobody would ever bring it up

- wilson sends reels of edgy standup comedians to house on instagram

- cuddy frequents gentle parenting forums, occasionally uses tactics on house

- taub used to run a food review channel on youtube but stopped when people called his videos "mukbangs"

- thirteen introduces herself with her name and pronouns, everyone makes a joke about this at least once

- kutner is a hamilton fan

[failedgrailknight]

Frustrated fellows

[wiltkingart]

hey i know i dont advertise (?) this through traditional means but i'm a guy. my pronouns are he/him. not nonbinary not genderneutral not they/them. i am a man. dont let my waist-length hair and elfish looks distract you. focus. he/him/his and nothing else.

[starlightseraph]

oh i am going to call these two every slur ever uttered and then i’ll invent a new one specifically for them because what the fuck.

[sharlinefreire]

ok, there's a famous meme in brazil about house md and i don't know if there is an english version for this meme, so i'll try to translate as best i can:

every episode of house md is like

> the patient arrives the hospital.

> the patient is a prostitute or a religious fanatic.

> dr. house attends the patient. she's very sick.

“dr. house, we don't know what to do!! she's bleeding from her eyes!!”

“do the exams, you idiot”

> dr. house will talk with the patient.

“you're stupid. fuck you.”

“dr. house, i hate youuu!! please heal meeee!!”

> cameron, chase and foreman come back to the room.

“dr. house, all the exams were negative. she's gonna die in 2 hours if we do nothing!! will be game over for her.”

“hmmm... game over... oh, there's a gameboy in her ass, that's the problem!”

“dr. house, you're an idiot, but we will check if there really is a gameboy in her ass.”

> they found the gameboy in her ass.

“oh my god, dr. house!! you were right. how did you know that?”

“the gameboys pikachu edition released in 1997 had an iodine-based battery, which if inserted in the butt makes your eyes bleed”

> the patient, cured, enters in the room.

“i was wrong about you, dr. house”

“fuck you, you're a whore! life is pain!!”

> dr. house go to lunch and flirt with dr. wilson <3

> the end.

[yrsonpurpose]

Mary & George (2024) Episode 3 'Not So Much as Love as by Awe'

[deadpoets]

DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) dir. Peter Weir

[tangerina24]

i’m so flattered🫶🏼

Forever 80’s Robert girl😍😍 thanks for the mention @singemall-stayallnight

[mrsimpstabler]

the way this clip has me crying has to be studied dawg house was so mad that Chase tried to steal a pancake 😭😭😭

[houses-snowglobes]

is this a safe space, will posting my faves as ponies in the year 2024 get me killed on sight or is cringe culture just a brainworm i can't get rid of

just a glimpse into my dark, fucked up reality....

(the two drawings separated (and easier to see) below the cut)