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joesalw · 11 months ago

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Not her coming out with an album with a long ass title. She wants to be Lana so bad. SZA was robbed for AOTY, Kelly Clarkson was robbed for best pop VOCAL album (I mean, c'mon now).

Scammys are constantly snubbing Black creators in the major categories. Only 3 black women have won AOTY in the 66 years of the Grammys existence. Two of those albums were cover albums of mainly white acts ( Unforgettable...with Love by Natalie Cole and The Bodyguard Soundtrack by Whitney Houston). The last BW that won AOTY was Lauryn Hill's "The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill" which won 25 YEARS AGO.Even Mariah Carey hadn't won this category. What baffles me the most is the fact that the most awarded artist in the Grammys history hadn't won a single one AOTY and only has 1 (ONE!) award from the big 4 (Record of the year, Song of the Year, Album of the year and best new artist). She'd won it for Single Ladies. Out of all the hit songs she has, that was the only one that got awarded (imo one of her worst songs).

Renaissance got snubbed last year. And this year we see a tendency of streaming artists (Ariana's newest song comes to mind first) following the Renaissance's sound and house music's becoming trendy again. The Grammy voters even said 'We didn't vote for Beyonce on AOTY because she's won too many already'. Too many my ass. This woman's won only one Grammy outside of the genre category. And the genre categories they put black and brown people in are truly outrageous. No matter what they do, no matter how many new sounds and sub genres they invent, they will always be boxed into R&B and Urban categories. I mean, her country song from 'Lemonade' album 'Daddy Lessons' got snubbed in the country category and got rejected a nomination for being 'not country enough'. Bitch, please. From the first five seconds it's obvious to even non-country listener that it in fact, is a country song. And people that vote for this stuff are supposedly professional musicians and music experts. These same people box The Weeknd's music into R&B categories when he's clearly making pop music.

Jay-Z's speech was just a cherry on top for me. After Swift in her acceptance speech said that " I want to say 'thank you' to the members of the recording academy for voting this way but I know that the way that the recording academy voted is a direct reflection of the passion of the fans" while smugly polishing the Grammy, this man went on stage to get his lifetime achievement thingy and completely obliterated the same institution that Swift was ass kissing just a few minutes prior. He went on and said: " We want y'all to get it right. At least get it close to right. And obviously it's subjective because it's music and it's opinion based. [About his wife] She has more Grammys than everyone and never won AOTY so even by your own metrics that doesn't work. Think about that: the most Grammys, never won AOTY. That doesn't work. Some of you are going to go home tonight and feel like you've been robbed. Some of you may get robbed, some of you don't belong in the category. *everyone gags* No, no. When I get nervous... I tell the truth. But outside of that, we got to keep showing up. And forget the Grammys for a second, just in life, you gotta keep showing up until they give you all those accolades you feel you deserve, until they call you chairman, until they call you a genius, until they call you the greatest of all time". To me that sounds like "POC have to work twice as hard to get half as far". Not a big Jay fan but the speech was great. I'm sure he got his ass whooped on the way home for saying that.

Then the Grammys have proven him right by celebrating white mediocrity by giving Midnights AOTY. The outrageous thing is, only three Black women have won AOTY, she now has four. And many talented black people don't have a single one. The bodies of work that transcend genres, cultures and languages. The bodies of work that have much better musical components and lyrical content. The bodies of work that can stand the test of times and sound fresh and new even 10 years after their release. Artists that aren't afraid to step out of their comfort zone, experiment with genres (Whatever Swift calls 'experiments' don't go outside of the pop genre (Country-pop (Red), synth-pop (1989, Lover), electropop (rep, Lover), acoustic pop and alt-pop (Folkmore)). Beyonce, Kendrick Lamar, TLC, Missy Elliott, Usher, Kanye (his artistic side), Alicia Keys, Lil Wayne, Frank Ocean, and many more black music creators deserve their flowers. They are the ones that are inventing new shit and setting trends in various genres of music, they are the ones that put the most effort into their presentation and live performances. I'm sick and tired of the major showbiz institutions overlooking black, brown, asian, indigenous excellence. These people deserve to be rewarded for their hard work in the same capacity these institutions reward white (anglo) people. I'm sick of people celebrating white mediocrity and overlooking art of different cultures, ethnicities, races.

Now she's gonna be insufferable for at least another year. I've been listening and enjoying her music for the past 5-6 years (not a fan but a casual listener) for the lyrical content of her songs but she's not a poet in any way. Lana's been a staple for me in that regard. And the fact that she dragged her on stage to have that "Adele to Beyonce" moment just gave me the ick. I wouldn't be surprised if Swifties are taking Jay-Z's speech as a sub for TS's wins (haven't gone on twitter yet). I mean, if the shoe fits. Also wouldn't be surprised if she herself took it as a jab to her ego. She's also clearly drunk and possibly on some ❄️ (just my opinion). The only deserved AOTY she has is the Folklore one. And don't get me started on her EMMY win. The fact that a visual masterpieces like Lemonade and Homecoming lost to Carpool Karaoke is absolutely absurd to me. Also the fact that her visual album for her "Lion King" project wasn't even nominated when every single one of those in the category were comedy specials is especially infuriating (If anyone's interested, some of the music videos are up on Youtube). And Swift comes along and swoops up hers in a bullshit category with no actual nominees? Nah, things don't work like that. Or at least, they shouldn't.

Anyway, SZA and Lana were robbed. Victoria Monet's won Best New Artist, Miley got her first win, Phoebe Bridgers went home with the most wins of the night and everyone only talks about Taylor Swift. I'm patiently waiting for the tower to fall. She desperately needs a reality check. This drunkard didn't even acknowledge Celine Dion who handed her the award. I mean, she didn't even look at her. But proceeded to have a cringe and unnecessary handshake with Jack Antonoff. You're in a professional setting, behave like an adult and save those handshakes for the afterparty or do it behind the stage after giving a speech. She proceeded to drag Lana on stage to the point where she was trying not to fall. At this point I'm convinced that swifties have brainwashed her into the thinking that the nicest thing she can do for someone is grace them with her presence. Ana Clara's family serves as a great example.

Her hair was a miss, she looked like she was wearing a wedding gown and the black gloves didn't help. Her make up made her look old. Her accessories were excessive and tacky and it looked like she was also wearing hip pads, shoes were giving late 00s-early 10s. Overall, fire the whole styling team. You're a global superstar that's a billionaire and you look cheap as fuck.

TL;DR : She shouldn't have won. Lana and SZA were robbed. She once again made the night about herself and her narcissism peaked in the moments where she'd accepted her awards. Black creators are criminally overlooked. She ass kissed the grammy voters and Jay-Z shamed them just a few minutes later and was right. She needs to get rid of her stylist, hair stylist and make up artist. Another drunk award show. Beyonce should have at least one AOTY. Sick and tired of people celebrating white mediocrity in show business.

Sorry for the long ass paragraph, just felt like it was a safe space to vent 💜

you guys can vent all you want. I'm here for it🤏

#anti taylor swift #swifties dni #scammys

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yonceknowles · 7 months ago

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#this probably has already been asked idc #but since i asked where does cowboy carter place in y’all’s ranking #it was natural to ask this next #polls tag #beyoncé

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green-socks · 10 months ago

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TOTD diary 4

Jake, Bradley, and Beyoncé (and Javy)

I know a lot of people like to HC Jake as a Taylor Swift enthusiast, but personally I'm more of a believer in Beyoncé stan Jake. As @enthyrea puts it, he's "country and cunty" and yeah. What more do you need.

(i have more)

Obviously, he was listening to Beyoncé way before he ever met BradBrad, but oh he liked to associate some love songs with him (we got the classics. Crazy in Love. Baby Boy. Check On It. Drunk in Love). I also like to think their Big Breakup coincided with Lemonade. That album saw him through it. The Hold Up music video?? Rooster was gonna regret leaving that baseball bat at Jake's place. Don't Hurt Yourself?? He does so many angry workouts to that. Sorry?? It's everything to him. Javy walks in on Jake screaming "suck on my balls pause" and quietly backs out the door.

(Daddy Lessons is just one of his favorite songs in general.)

Jake wasn't gonna wallow. He was gonna get angry, get empowered, and get over it. (Not sure if he really got over it tho) Poor Javy though, he went THROUGH IT. He saw all the angry and the heartbreak and the truly excessive blasting of Sorry. He got Jake tickets to Beyoncé as a cheer-up and obviously they were at Beychella too. He was there for Jake every step of the way but he never forgot how in pieces his best friend was, no matter all the empowering songs.

Jake may not be a big Renaissance girly because house wasn't fully his vibe, but you bet your ass Church Girl is one of his and Javy's friendship anthems. They YELL the lyrics and get absolutely silly with it on the dancefloor back home. Natasha catches it on video. Perhaps Bradley gets a taste of what he's missing via social media and boy is he missing. But now Jake really is over it *hair flip*

This is where I'm altering the timeline of Mrs. Carter's discography though, because I need Texas Hold 'Em to already exist post-mission. First of all Jake is SO ready for act ii are you kidding. But yeah post-mission sometime they're at a bar and they've been getting closer again, but this time Jake refuses to give in unless Bradley is serious about it. Texas Hold 'Em starts playing, and Javy to this day still glares absolute daggers (heh) at Rooster every time Beyoncè plays anywhere because he Does Not Forget. But Jake has forgiven and forgotten, and looks right at Bradley from the dancefloor as he sings "don't be a bitch come take it to the floor now" and finally the bird gets off his perch.

(Javy is all 😒 until Nat pulls him by his shirt collar to the dancefloor too and he promptly forgets some idiot named Bradley Bradshaw ever even existed. 'Twas the night all the exes got back together for good. <3)

#hangster #totd diary #jake hangman seresin #javy machado mvp of friends #tgm #tgm fanfiction #headcanon

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lemonadeanonarchives · 1 year ago

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Hey footemoji fans. Are you confused as hell? Well I, lemonade (NOT PISS) anon, am here to help. Here is a detailed explanation of the lore all in one post. UPDATED VERSION!!

⭐️ lobotomy anon jokes that everyone who’s sent an ask should fight to the death, similar to in hunger games. This is the beginning of the end.

⭐️ footemoji puts everyone (who asked on time) into a hunger games simulator.

⭐️ this includes: @miahasahardname, @ferocioustrout, @dead-ask, @sillywillysthings, @bald69420, @1nt3rnet-ang3l, turtle anon, shark anon, candy anon, alien anon, lobotomy anon, Michelle Obama, @honkmaster69, renaissance total drama mf, @yourfavoriteperso, good anon, cake anon, ski jacket anon, tgirl Noah anon, @girl-loving-loser-137, @pinklemonslices, @laylajusttime, shoe anon, and @cupidariumzz.

⭐️ turtle and shark anon are not happy to be in the same district, they hate eachother over Duncan total drama. (Gwourtney coded idk)

⭐️ long story short, @laylajusttime won!

⭐️ this is when shit starts to go down

⭐️ turtle anon says that shark anon is braindead, while other people are rooting for an enemies to lovers arc.

⭐️ lobotomy anon angry to have died to early considering they came up with the footemoji hunger games idea.

⭐️ turtle and shark still beefing and being shipped

⭐️@ferocioustrout misses lobotomy anon. Foreshadowing.

⭐️ Turshark anon born.

⭐️ lobotomy anon gets second lobotomy.

⭐️ theory that turtle and shark are the same person is born.

⭐️ shark asks if turtle listens to mitski.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout says that they want to ‘have beef with someone enemies to lovers style too ):’, footemoji suggests @dead-ask because they killed them in the hunger games sim. lobotomy anon responds to that by saying ‘I hate you’

⭐️ turtle does listen to mitski!

⭐️ shark says that their favorite song is crack baby.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout responds to the ‘I hate you’ with ‘UMMMMMM OKAY LOBOTOMY ANON…. 😳’, to which lobotomy anon replies ‘toxic Yuri time >:)’

⭐️ turtle thinks burning hill is better. More beef.

⭐️ the ship names turshark and ferotomy are coined

⭐️ shark asks to 1v1 turtle in tower of hell on Roblox. Turtle agrees.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout agrees to ‘toxic yuri time’

⭐️ shark finds turtles blog, doesn’t expose it.

⭐️ lobotomy anon and @ferocioustrout get married.

⭐️ shark says turtle sucks at tower of hell, and they are revealed to be strangers to eachother, not friends or the same person. Turtle says that they’re good at tower of hell and to fuck off. Shark won, though.

⭐️ turtle gets sharks Snapchat irl, people freak out that turshark is canon.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout says that they have bad news, them and lobotomy got a divorce and they took the kids. Lobotomy anon sends an ask begging to see their kids.

⭐️ ferocioustrout and lobotomy anon get remarried (un-divorced, as ferocioustrout calls it)

⭐️ ferotomy fanchild anon born.

⭐️ lemonade (not piss) anon (me) called piss anon

⭐️ hungeremoji coined as official fandom name

⭐️ lobotomy anon gets 4th lobotomy, although they never mention their 3rd. They also canonically have no brain.

⭐️ ferotomy fanchild says that their parents need to get their shit together

⭐️ lemonade (not piss) anon (me) revealed to be secret ferotomy child and product of an affair

⭐️@ferocioustrout and lobotomy anon divorce again.

⭐️ false alarm! Ferotomy is back!

⭐️ internet69420 wedding is happening now :)

⭐️ black cat ‘anon’ (more on that later) born.

⭐️ ferotomy divorce again ): (@ferocioustrout says they ‘’feel like the wine aunt who’s gotten divorced 4 times. Maybe because I am’’)

⭐️ ferotomy is back again

⭐️ lobotomy anon gets their 6th lobotomy.

⭐️ some anon says ‘why do we have the ship name turshark when we could have shartle’. Shartle is agreed on by some, disputed by others who prefer the classics.

⭐️ shark anon thinks turtle anon is cool, but has bad music taste and is bad at tower of hell.

⭐️ black cat anon wants a lobotomy.

⭐️ shark confirms that they and turtle are not dating (shartle lovers in tears)

⭐️ lobotomy anon responds to black cat anon, saying that they “can’ty” (can’t) give them a lobotomy because their brain hurts. Black cat anon gives them a hairball to help.

⭐️ lobotomy anon wants to see the kids that @ferocioustrout got custody of, because ferotomy is divorced. again. Lobotomy anon is BEGGING to see the kids, @footemoji tells @ferocioustrout to take them back.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout agrees, but ‘only for the kids’

⭐️ some anon says ‘piss anon (me) died for our sins’. This starts a bunch of people calling me Jesus/peesus/piss jesus.

⭐️ marriage counseler anon born.

⭐️https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734079265514061824/just-gonna-leave-this-here?source=share piss Jesus renaissance paintings.

⭐️ limeade anon born (the antichrist)

⭐️ ferotomy (possibly) getting marriage counseling?

⭐️https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734089872914169857/idk-why-i-made-this?source=share more @footemoji lore renaissance paintings.

⭐️ if they did get marriage counseling, it didn’t work. Ferotomy is divorced again.

⭐️ @bald69420 thinks ferotomy really needs the marriage counseling, they are correct.

⭐️ official designs for some anons made! Candy anon, lobotomy anon, ski jacket anon, shark anon, and turtle anon. Every one of those anons seems to like their designs :) https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734093879054385152/i-may-or-may-not-have-made-designs-for-some-of-the?source=share

⭐️ ferotomy remarried again!

⭐️ hepatitis anon born

⭐️ it’s so sad that the only official design of me is fanart of me as Jesus. Still, I do like it. https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734098677665251328/pisslemonade-anon-jesus-fanart-3?source=share

⭐️ it’s @bald69420’s birthday!

⭐️ lobotomy anon gets their 7th lobotomy ):

⭐️ footemoji total drama simulator! This includes: @3amclothesmonster, black cat anon, cake anon, @ferocioustrout, @footemoji, @noah-bout-it, @1nt3rnet-ang3l, lobotomy anon, marriage counselor anon, sock anon, wizard anon, @average-mike-fan, @bald69420, candy anon, @cupidariumzz, hepatitis anon, jellyfish anon, @pinklemonslices, me (lemonade/piss anon), shark anon, ski jacket anon, and turtle anon.

⭐️ during this, another ferotomy divorce happens.

⭐️ candy anon wins and gets a bunch of fanart! It’s sweet :) https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734114502014025728/to-quote-my-lobotomy-wife-congations?source=share , https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734114804691812352/congrats-to-candy-anon?source=share

⭐️ @dead-ask having their joker arc due to telling @footemoji about the total drama sim and not being included.

⭐️ lobotomy is gonna get their 8th lobotomy, which marriage counselor anon advices against. ferotomy is back again btw.

⭐️ jellyfish gives lobotomy a new brain. Lobotomy immediately gets a lobotomy.

⭐️ limeade anon (antichrist) thinks that we should do a rpdr sim, which @footemoji thinks that @ferocioustrout would win. @ferocioustrout agrees. For once I agree with limeade anon.

⭐️ internet42069 wedding canon!! https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734182252109545472/me-n-bald69420s-wedding-i-made-two-other?source=share , https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734187039320424448/marriage-0?source=share , https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734193205142257664/the-comic-for-me-and-bald69420s-wedding-youre?source=share

⭐️ fanfic is released! Unrelated to lore, but read it!

⭐️ black cat ‘anon’ forgets to put anon on. They’re actually @1nt3rnet-ang3l

⭐️ me making this timeline: https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734207236707090432?source=share

⭐️ black cat anon death arc, is revived

⭐️ tuxedo cat anon born (they also have fanart!) https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734208606026842112/tuxedo-cat-anon-sleep-on-black-cat-anons-grave?source=share

⭐️ black dog anon born. They and black cat anon fight.

⭐️ some anon suggests a footemoji warrior cats au, or ‘footclan.’ @ferocioustrout agrees, @footemojidoes NOT.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout keeps talking about the warrior cats au. @footemoji is not happy.

⭐️ black cat anon becomes Angel black cat not anon

⭐️ I’m a warrior cats oc now. https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734208958891491328/guys-this-is-my-warrior-cats-oc-pissjesus-do-not?source=share

⭐️ black dog anon becomes evil black dog anon, is promptly dragged to hell.

⭐️ @footemoji does not want to be baptized in piss.

⭐️ Marriage counselor and @3amclothesmonster are friends!

⭐️ @footemoji total Roblox drama meetup!

⭐️ I make a Roblox account for this (I’m terrible at roblox and it wasn’t letting me move) friend me @lemonadeanon!

⭐️ not sure of everyone who was in the total Roblox drama game, but @1nt3rnet-ang3l won!

⭐️ @ferocioustrout sends in this atrocious image with the caption ‘rate my fit’ https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734337644232884224/rate-my-fit?source=share

⭐️ lobotomy is given 5 brains by chicken anon.

⭐️ lobotomy has now had 14 lobotomies.

⭐️ everyone hates @ferocioustrout’s outfit other than @miahasahardname and black cat not anon

⭐️ @ferocioustrout apology video drops! https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734342532848402432/sorry-guys?source=share

⭐️ class pets (animal themed anons/not anons) get fanart! https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734350071716577280/class-pets?source=share

⭐️ discord server is created (join it btw)

⭐️ lobotomy is apparently dead and a cryptid now. They also have fanart. Toxic Yuri FTW. https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734373802483580928/guys-its?source=share

⭐️ @ferocioustrout put in time out corner by ski jacket anon for sending cursed images and almost getting tdn cancelled somehow.

⭐️ lobotomy anon is not hanging in there.

⭐️ @gr33ncynth is revealed to be candy anon!

⭐️ @footemoji and @pinklemonslices get married and adopt multiple children.

⭐️ some anon asks ‘did it hurt when you fell from heaven’ (this is the start of something horrible)

⭐️ they then ask all of this and more. https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734464375134519296/i-just-want-to-see-my-family-again?source=share

⭐️ lobotomy, who is already struggling, is now being cheated on. They aren’t happy, telling candy to kts https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734465597032759296/wheres-lobotomy-anon-lobotomy-your-wife-is?source=share

⭐️ lobotomy, candy, and @ferocioustrout settle on polyamory.

⭐️ remember that one anon who was flirting with @footemoji? Well @pinklemonslices is not happy and wants to fight, to which the unnamed anon responds ‘ok square up’. Also they sent this. https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734466599761920000/makes-out-with-you?source=share

⭐️ @pinklemonslices brings up the fact that they’re matching pfps with @footemoji, and the anon ‘goes alpha mode’, telling @pinklemonslices ‘don’t test me’.

⭐️ @pinklemonslices comments on the fact that this anon won’t even turn off anon for the asks, and they respond by saying this.https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734467075779756033/httpswwwtumblrcomfootemoji734466978015789056?source=share

⭐️ @pinklemonslices dodges.

⭐️ the anon turns off anon. They’re actually someone called @swaggyclown469. They say ‘kill’s you’ (directed at @pinklemonslices) and @pinklemonslices makes fun of their bad grammar.

⭐️ @swaggyclown469 tells @pinklemonslices to take this to dms.

��️ this conversation happens. https://www.tumblr.com/lemonadeanonarchives/734473239914512384?source=share

⭐️ they are forgiven.

⭐️ 500 people ask me to do a lore update….

And that’s where we leave off! For now 😈

⭐️ Lemonade (not piss) anon

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