#america has a problem

[imliterallyf7ckin9crazy]

“𝔐𝔶 𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔰𝔰 𝔦𝔰 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔞𝔫𝔡… 𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔩𝔶 ℑ 𝔠𝔞𝔫’𝔱 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔠𝔞𝔭 𝔫𝔬 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔰 𝔞 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔨 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔪𝔢… ℑ’𝔪 𝔤𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔞 𝔩𝔬𝔱” (hope yall get this ref)

Nam gyu x reader x thanos

Smoking weed with thangyu :3

Warnings: weed, smoking it, I don’t think they are crazy toxic in this one actually, kind of a poly relationship but not like officially in words? Idk, pre game/ no game AU bitch I have no clue. If you don’t like weed/aren’t comfortable pls don’t read and pls don’t judge 🙏

A/N: this is for me basically. I just thought this would be funny and I haven’t written in like 2 or 3 days and I wanna get back into it bc I miss it IDK😭 and these two are my favorites. America is geeking out and I’m stuck with it for 4 years so to cope imma write abt smoking zaza w squid game characters.

Also these are head cannons I just wanted to have that lyric as the title lol

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- dream and nightmare rotation somehow.

- I feel like smoking with them starts out chill ASF. Maybe yall start back at home and roll up, the three of yall cramped together on the couch.

- thanos is chilling at the arm rest end of the couch, eyebrows furrowed in concentration as he meticulously distributes the goods evenly on the paper and rolling it to perfection. He even knows how to make those cute pattern filters. He repeats this process a few more times

- you are in the middle, crushed between him and nam gyu. Your head is nestled right on his shoulder blade as he works, and your right arm is looped through his left. No matter how many times he does it, you still always comment on how he’s “faster than last time” or that he’s done a great job. If he had a tail he’d be wagging it

- and then nam gyu is PRESSED up against you. One arm is clutching your torso as he practically lays on you, and the other is reached all the way behind you to rest on thanos’ back. His hands are never ever still so he’d be lightly tapping a rhythm on your skin as he waits impatiently

- once thanos is all done it’s time to smoke 🙏 now here’s some actual stoner HCs. I’ll make it short

Thanos: I wouldn’t say he’s a light weight bc he can get super high and be SET. But he just gets super high every time. Somehow he glitched out of high tolerance hell. Also he is a joint hog >:( ik it’s infuriating to try and get him to pass the fucking joint. Prolly uses it as a mic. Smh.

Nam gyu: has to smoke a lot to get high. Like eventually he gets there but he has to smoke one together with yall (bc he wants to be included) and one for himself. Bro gets sleepy, HELLA. Don’t matter indica or stativa. Honk shoo mimimi. I would say it makes him not keep his hands to himself but when has he ever??? Be prepared.

Together: world’s most stoppable duo. Literally whatever brain cells they had die. They are hanging off each other, laughing at genuinely anything, they don’t make any fucking sense, and to make it all worse they reek but tell each other they don’t. Once they’ve smoked they like to hit the streets together, maybe go clubbing :3 ends in 14 arrests idek

- they don’t skip you in a rotation EVER. They take their system serious asf. It’s always been thanos, you, nam gyu, repeat. And they will be dammed if you don’t get your hits in. They insist on shot gunning it to you (and each other but you ain’t hear that from me)

- they will never say no to more, three joints is just TO START. They got bongs, pipes, carts, brah everything

- they are extra sweet to you when smoking weed. Very cuddly, keeping you between them and then holding each other. You are literally trapped that way. And they keep looking at you with hazy eyes…

- hungry bastards. Usually they get food to eat before and then they can partake after. Sometimes they take you out to like a street vender for a cheap munchie session.

- not often tho. They like you keep you inside and away from other people. They like having you curled up between them, looking at them with glassy eyes, smoking the weed THEY bring you. Thanos and nam gyu are really possessive guys so they like moments where it’s literally just you three chilling.

- they be talking about the most random shit if all time. If yall remember the shower thoughts trend, that’s just the shit they say.

- they the typa guys when high to ask if you’d still love them if they were worms

- (you said yes and that you’d make a little compost bin for them to live in. They liked it)

- compliment city!! “Baby you’re so pretty” from nam gyu and a “don’t look away señorita, i wanna see you�� from thanos.

- they hold hands with you.

- if you happen to green out they are with you in the bathroom. Nam gyu will hold your hair if you throw up and thanos is getting water and setting up for bed.

- tbh not all smoke seshs end in getting freaky, but it’s high in likelihood. Bc like cmon. They are freaky. And sometimes the weed be weeding. And they love you, and each other.

- but sometimes they end in just yall cozied up together in bed, rambling abt random shit, holding each other tightly as smoke clings in the air.

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Idk I just thought this was funny. I think the world would be much better if politicians talked shit out over a fresh J imma be real. America is hell.

[theeiris16]

This is real. Stop sitting on the internet arguing with other people about celebrities. Who is who and all that bs. Ts is getting out of hand fr.

We’re taking multiple steps back in history. Everything your grandparents and great grandparents build is getting knocked down.

Mention these topics to your favs and get them to talk about it, yeah it maybe annoying but is getting scary out here and this shit will affect them too.

There is hundreds HUNDREDS of pages republicans have wrote that’s stripping minorities and women’s rights.

AMERICA HAS A FUCKING PROBLEM.

[uhhhtoji]

before i start i just want to say, thank you to everyone who still did their part in this election in voting for the candidate who would’ve actually saved us. i just wish i could’ve done more for kamala because madame president will now be just a myth.

donald trump is a racist, sexual predator, and a criminal who has incited a riot against the capitol back in 2021. he has been impeached twice and none of these factors should ever make him a candidate. but apparently grocery prices are worth more than humanity’s freedom.

as a woman, a latina, and the daughter of an immigrant mother and father i feel absolutely devastated and ashamed of this country. to all the latinos who voted because you think that donald trump has the mindset to give you all tax cuts and lower gas prices, you are very mistaken. i will see all of you on the bus when they send us back.

as for the women who voted for trump, i am disappointed. your refusal to support another woman for your selfish desires of being accepted by males is disgusting. we are not “killing babies” we are protecting our right to BE ALIVE and our right to protect ourselves from the trauma of having our rapist’s baby.

america is a country where people are so misogynistic to vote against a female president that they’d rather choose the man that they wouldn’t dare trust with their own daughters if he didn’t give them the false promise of low taxes.

fuck you america, i’ll see you at the next election.

[creamecafe]

To think about the fact that those two students most likely didn't get a chance to text their loved ones goodbye or many others who survived because of the phone policy that they're putting across America is heartbreaking but also frustrating that schools are still choosing the wrong issue to focus on.

[dicapiito]

My patience for white people freaking out about Trump is at its limit.

Them being afraid and being doomers is actually pissing me off.

Try being Black and CONSTANTLY trying to fucking save Democracy with little to no god damn help. Try being Black and having to be afraid of the cops. Try having being followed the fuck around stores because the associates think you’re fucking stealing. Try getting healthcare and more than half the time being met with racist ass healthcare workers. Try fucking voting in every election and half the damn fucking time; the GOP wins.

The list goes on and on so I’m more of a” this is what white people wanted so frankly why panic? I did my part. 92% of Black Women did their part. Black People did their part and voted for Harris while white people barely did shit but once again vote for Trump for a third time. White women lied to everyone’s faces and voted for Trump even harder than last time.

This is why Black People are on a break. When it comes time to fight for democracy; white people just sit on their ass and vote Republican because they will die of whiteness than ever see Black People prosper. So I really don’t care to hear the woes much anymore. White people should’ve been taking the election more seriously but instead they still continued to hang with their GOP relatives, friends and lovers.

[joshawol]

Beyoncé - AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM (2023)

insta / twitter / store

[miamorlaila]

[kwyw]

God, this makes me laugh despite everything. Well played, well played. 😂

[shaebutter-baby]

I’m very disappointed in this country we have failed as a society. What on earth would make people vote for such bigotry?!?!? The man is a felon, a rapist, a racist!!!!! I am worried for my mother, my grandmother, my sisters, my nieces, my neighbors, the lgbtq+ community, POC people, disabled people, just anyone who isn’t a Rich, Christian, and white.

Especially for the young people who voted for him, the lgbtq+ people who voted for him, the trans people who voted for him, the POC people who voted for him, my god the WOMEN who voted for him, it’s insane anyone would vote against the own interests like that it’s genuinely mind boggling.

Anyways…

[iconsfinder]

[reveluvjay]

I'll be damned if I let motherfuckers that use 71-in-1 body wash tell me what to do with my coochie 🖐😒

(Stolen from Instagram, account in screenshots)

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[aisforarlili]

every time I think about luigi Mangione and america and Kamala Harris I get a knot in my stomach I swear I have to stop myself from crying on the subway or else I’ll get asked “are you okay” by some random 50 year old man who’s trying to sell me iron supplements again oh god please stop pls

[lcve4sale]

beyoncé renaissance world tour book 2023

[plutosmusicbox]

AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM (Feat. Kendrick Lamar)- Beyoncé

Single, 2023

[freepalestinebastard]

Please help a Palestinian woman save her aunt who has cancer 👇