#Reddit gold

[iftadwascool]

the fuck??

[newbiedoesshit]

Dude, this is so freaking cake day

[coulsonlives]

The new 'redditor contributor program' is so mcfuckin dumb.

All the people I know with a ton of karma, like enough to be eligible for the program, earned it over like, 5+ yrs of totally organic posting and commenting on reddit, mayhaps a few viral reddit posts here and there.

Funny bc the older someone's accounts is, the more likely they'll be suspended for a totally dumb reason, it's just a matter of time. And having past suspensions makes someone ineligible for this program.

So who tf is this program for? Karma bots? Just super super lucky people who managed to get tons of viral posts within a few months of being on reddit, but who aren't around long enough to get suspended for no reason?

Reddit can't even get its shit together with the moderating problems and they roll this out, I'm just.

[starfieldcanvas]

Hello I am a Reddit refugee and loving your blog. I have two questions:

I) What are your findings so far on what you think /r/196 is?

ii) Do you actually know what Reddit gold is (or at this rate was lmao)?

1) All I've really got so far is that there's a lot of gay memes. Definitely a high concentration of queer people. Possibly there were furries? Some mention of meowing at each other? Absolutely no clue what the numbers refer to.

2) I was an active Redditor for several years (starting in 2009ish, continuing through my 2010 angry atheist phase and out the other side) and my Reddit username was actually what led to me eventually picking "Dove" as my online name. It's been ages since I used Reddit regularly, but I do know "Reddit Gold" is its currency and not a reference to content from the site à la Facebook gold. That just made it funnier to choose as my Reddit tag 🙃

Happy to have you as a mutual! Let me know if you have any other questions of any sort—practical, biographical, philosophical...💜

[faranae]

I love Reddit sometimes.

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Reddit Gold

[heyluisdontbiteme]

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Simone Biles flip book, from “The Flippist”.

(This is post No. 4,300).

[venigni]

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[kinardsevan]

I wanna see both 4 and 6 but my first choice is 4

Tommy is pissed. He and Evan had plans to spend a week off in Florida, hitting up all the parks at Disney World. The tickets have been bought, the bags are packed, and they’re supposed to be leaving in twenty-four hours. 

Which is why he can’t understand why Eddie called him from the ER. 

Last he’d heard from his boyfriend and their mutual best friend, they’d been planning to take a bike ride through the park. Evan just got a new mountain bike that he’s been using pretty regularly on his days off. Tommy has joined him on several of the rides,  but he’d been finishing up a 12 that he’d picked up off of one of his coworkers to help add to their vacation fund. 

When he walks into the trauma bay, Evan is on the gurney and Eddie seated in the chair beside him, arms crossed. 

“What in the fuck happened,” he asks, taking in Evan’s obvious injuries. He’s managed to scrape up half his face, there’s a nasty cut on his knee that probably needs stitches, and Evan is holding his left arm pretty tightly to his body in a way that has Tommy thinking it’s probably pretty injured. Eddie isn’t unscathed either; he has scrape on both calves and forearms, but he’s far less beat up than Evan is. 

“We were just fucking around and finding out,” Evan replies, keeping his gaze low. “And we ended up finding out a little too hard.” 

Eddie snorts. 

“Evan.” 

“He went over this thing that looked like a half-pipe,” Eddie states. 

“Edmundo!” Evan whines. Tommy glares at him. 

“Which one of you is in the hospital bed right now, Evan,” he chides. The blonde flinches at the statement. 

“Anyway,” Eddie continues. “Turns out it was a wall, not a halfpipe.” 

Tommy’s gaze zeroes in entirely on Evan than. 

“What in the actual fuck?” He asks. He’s laughing, and he’s not even sure why, because he’s definitely not amused. “Baby,” he comments incredulously. 

Evan presses his lips together in a thin line, eyes darting back and forth away from both Eddie and Tommy’s gaze. 

“Oops?” he finally comments after a silence that’s drug on far too long. 

Tommy just shakes his head, and he laughs again, mostly because he both can’t and can believe this is the life he signed up for when he and Evan started dating exclusively eight months ago. 

“You’re an absolute shit head,” he tells him, crossing the room and perching on the bed, resting a hand on Evan’s thigh, away from the blood. “And you’re lucky I love you.” 

Evan blushes then, looks up at him, a small smile on his face. “Still?” 

Tommy tilts his head at him. “Yes, still.” 

Eddie gags obnoxiously then, pushing himself up from his chair. 

“I’m gonna go find the vending machines,” he states. “Let me know when we’re leaving.” 

He walks out of the room, leaving Evan and Tommy alone. Tommy shifts into the empty chair, leans his head against his hand with his elbow on the arm of the chair. 

“So what’s the worst of it,” he asks. Evan gets that inconspicuous look on his face again, looks away. He scrunches his face, like he’s trying to make less of the moment. 

“Just a small, minor…dislocation.” 

Tommy groans then, dropping his head back on the chair. After a beat, he lifts it back up, looking over at his boyfriend. 

“Still going to Disney World tomorrow?” He asks. 

Evan grins. “Oh fuck yes. Try and stop me.” 

[jame7t]

hey reddit guy here. due to the recent events, i must remind you: don't even think about making a reddit account. it's for the better. also yes ive seen you on reddit

Don’t worry buddy. I’d never even considered making one for a second 👍

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