#Red Uno

[methoughtsphantom]

silly headcannon #2 that Bruce never got the reference that Jason always made of himself being short round (he always thought it was Jason saying he was short) until after he died and Tim, avid Indiana Jones fan made Bruce watch the movies with him, only the man breaks out crying., sobbing, full on breaking down over the two second scene that is Indy ruffling Short Round’s hair as he explains they first met when he caught the kid stealing from him, and then took him under his wing.

[redkehlchen]

„And that‘s your grammy April and gruncle Mike when they were young!“

[crepes-suzette-373]

My favourite Vinsmoke actors from the One Piece live stage show and Sanji Restaurant in Universal Studios Japan.

That one particular Niji performer does his act so SO good, it's just straight up unhinged madness. He tries to kick away staff members (it's just acting, of course), turned up his nose at fans who were waving at him (the fans love it), and even when just standing and posing he does it in a way where it looks like he's up to bad stuff.

I always joke that it's really just Niji who found a portal to the real world.

Also, this Ichiji always does his gestures with so much intensity and drama, I can usually tell it's him even if the face is blurry or not visible. The other Ichiji actors kind of leans more on a "cool and calm" sort of act, but this guy is just fire 🔥🔥

It could be all just unfortunate timing since Universal forbids the posting of videos. Maybe the other actors actually does dramatic flairs too, but the photos just don't show it, but the impression I got from the photos that were there.

According to the cast list his name is Uno, which is so funny. I know it's just a Japanese surname, but still.

And then Yonji. This one guy is tall and has muscle, so he gets to actually go around showing off and flexing his arms at the visitors. It also makes it 10000x more vibe when he does the "AAAAAAH CUTE GIRLS 😍😍😍" thing (yes, they really do that 😂😂). All the Yonji actors do it, but this guy is the biggest and tallest, so it just looks extra funny (and adorable 💚).

Sanji is Sanji, so there's been like dozens of actors through the years, I can't go through them all. Of the ones I've seen I like this guy the most. They're all so cute, but this one has a really really nice smile. It's just sunshine when I see it ☀️☀️☀️

Reiju is a brand new addition to the performance, but the actresses are all so lovely!!

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DILF | SMAU

sebastian vettel

pairings: sebastian vettel x reader

summary: y/n is dating Seb who is 15 years older than her but despite the age gap theyre just like any other couple

warnings: age gap (?)

yourusername

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yourusername: in my lover era 🫶

TAGGED: sebastianvettel

sebastianvettel: i love you❤️

yourusername: ugh i love you too😭❤️

user: girlie isn’t he old enough to be your dad😨

landonorris: i took the last photo btw

yourusername: we know🙄

user: am i the only one that find this weird ???

user: definitely not the only one

friendusername: my fav couple😔

yourusername: love you😘😘

user: he’s literally almost DOUBLE her age wtf

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sebastianvettel

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sebastianvettel: great time seeing everyone again 🙏🏼

TAGGED: lewishamilton, yourusername

lewishamilton: loved seeing you mate, your girlfriends lovely by the way💙

sebastianvettel: she’s the best❤️

yourusername: making me blush and shi☺️

user: he’s basically dating a child

user: nah cos this is still so weird

user: im actually so grossed out rn

user: girl me too

user: he should be with someone his own age, not someone that’s just hit puberty

user: a bit predatory if u ask me

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yourusername

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yourusername: in a world of boys he’s a gentlemen ❤️

TAGGED: sebastianvettel

user: “gentlemen” it’s because he’s almost double your age babe

sebastianvettel: the love of my life❤️

yourusername: i will cry

sebastianvettel: please don’t, love

user: she’s probably with him for his money and fame tbh

friendusername: i don’t think she’d tolerate all this nasty ass behaviour if she was with him for his money or fame. leave them alone.🙄

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user: i actually think they’re super cute😭

user: no cos me too like i want what they have

lewishamilton: you guys really are the cutest

yourusername: 😛

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y/n

sebastian

seb❤️

what’s wrong? you never call me by my full name

y/n

i think we should break up:/

seb❤️

what the hell are you on about? i don’t think we should break up.

where’s all this coming from?

y/n

everyone’s calling you a freak for being with a “child” and saying that you’re too old for me or that you’re old enough to be my dad and i don’t want anyone to continue hating on you. so as much as i love you and hate myself for doing this, i think it’s for the best.

seb❤️

no.

i won’t let you break up with me due to jealous children on the internet, Y/n. i love you and i do not care about anyone else’s opinions.

So what if we have an age gap? we’re both legal, mature adults who can decide who we want to date.

i’ll sort this all out, my love. don’t worry❤️

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sebastianvettel

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sebastianvettel: Y/n and i have been dating for the past year and a half, yes we started dating when she was 19 (4 days before she was 20) and i had just turned 34 but we both discussed this for a while. We’re both legal, consenting, mature adults and choose to date each-other because we love eachother. There is nothing wrong with our relationship. If you find out relationship weird, then YOU are the problem (y/n taught me how to say that.)

Y/n is the love of my life and i don’t ever want that to change. Thanks to some people online, you have made my lovely, wonderful and beautiful girlfriend try to break up with me because she doesn’t want me getting hated on. We’re still very much together and will be for the foreseeable future.

I love you, Y/n. Ignore the jealous, immature children❤️

TAGGED: yourusername

yourusername: sobbing on my floor right now. i love you so so much😭❤️

sebastianvettel: don’t cry, my love.

lewishamilton: ignore the immature people, they don’t know what they’re talking about.

liked by yourusername

user: i actually feel really bad now

user: proud to say i’ve always been a y/nseb shipper btw

landonorris: i would say mother and father but y/n is younger than me so😔

yourusername: you aren’t helping this situation, Lando.

landonorris: it was a JOKE. you know i love you both really🙏🏼🙏🏼

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this is quite a short one cos i ran out of ideas lol, but anyway i hope you all enjoy!

this was either gonna be for carlos, daniel or seb but i chose seb cos he’s my fav person ever😛

AND YES I KNOW THE AGE GAP IS A LITTLE EXTREME BUT THIS IS ALL FICTION !!!

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[lorkonsghost]

Small BatFam headcannons that don't need their own post

Games that are banned or certain people are not allowed to play

Uno is banned it started a conflict that made Gotham war look good, but because of Wally west nobody remembers but every time somebody in BatFam buys uno Wally steals it.

Babs isn't allowed to play first person shooters anymore the last time was single greatest doxing scandal in call of duty history.

Tim is not allowed around risk anymore, Russia is still looking for the nukes

Bruce, and dick aren't allowed to play charades anymore. Bruce is to good, and dick sucks.

Jason not allowed to Play dark souls last time he killed 43 people.

Damian, and Bruce aren't allowed to play monopoly. Tim almost lost his liver last time.

Stephanie is no longer allowed to play candyland since candyland disaster.

Cass is not allowed play games with dice yes she is cheating no she will not tell you how

What I think BatFams peanut butter and jelly prefence

While Bruce never had a PB&J before he adopted Dick he has since then learned he prefers natural and crunchy peanut butters and more exotic jams.

Dick loves a grape jam and creamy peanut butter sandwich.

Jason also prefers crunchy mostly because it was cheaper growing up but now its just his preference. He likes black berry jelly but only homemade, if not raspberry and strawberry work.

Stephanie love blue berry jelly and any peanut will do but she prefers vegan. Sometimes she uses waffles as bread.

Damian prefers homemade jams and jellies with prefence for more exotic ones, but he only eats vegan peanut butter.

Duke doesn't care it's peanut butter and jelly.

Tim doesn't like peanut butter he prefers other nut butters. Jelly though's he had been hooked on this one exotic jelly since he was a kid and if anybody touched it there also losing their spleen .

Kate only likes red jelly's

[lisholoz]

Doodle from discord shenanigans

[redfirefox-55]

Req! The four of them playing Uno or some other card game :D Shenanigans are optional.

HELLO THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST

Before I could finish it college depression hit so I’m sorry if it’s super scuffed lol

[stardaiyamondo]

๑ ⿴ 🌶️ ⸝⸝ RED characters ⸻ . ࣪   . 　⊰⁠⊹ฺ

[aphrostiel]

Sebastian Vettel {Red Bull version}

Seb, one of my fav drivers of all time, I wanted to draw his RB era that was amazing in so many ways. I love him so much and I miss him, too. <3

[arkan-dreamwalker]

I swear to God a kid purchasing an item in my magic shop just pulled a green Uno reverse card out of his wallet instead of payment.

I vanished the reverse card, only for him to pull a second one from his wallet.

I reappeared the original card, reversing his reverse, only for him to pull a third copy out.

I gave him a silver dollar (which then vanished from his hand) in exchange for the third reverse card, which I then played, and then he made me draw two.

[redkehlchen]

Some panels from a scrapped comic idea…

[cuoredimarzapane]

I'm sorry but what they ate in Monaco? LOOK AT THEM

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[diabolichare]

Uno reverse summon

I have seen a lot of fics where someone summons Danny, but what if it's reversed?

Danny is caught by a cult or something in Amity Park (having multiple ghost hunters tends to drive the magical communities away), so by the time he got out of shock, they had already put him in a chalk circle. He doesn't know who or what they are trying to call, but the vibe was bad. As the circle under him glows, Danny panics, deciding whether he should turn ghost or not. He wishes really hard for someone to come help him.

The thing is, Danny was crowned a few days ago; his wish, powered by pure intentions and ectoplasm, called for someone who would be most suited for this situation.

Enter one Jason Todd, who was having a fine night, blinked and suddenly found himself in some basement with cultists and one clearly-a-sacrifice kid.

[nanmo-wakaran]

a very small pack of uno

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