#rdr headcanons

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VDL Gang Beach Episode

Dutch- Flirting with some of the younger women, definitely has a famers tan

Arthur- Digging the biggest hole he possibly can in the sand, no shovel, hands and knees, scooping sand by the arm full

Hosea- in the shade, lathered head to toe in sunscreen, sun glasses on, asleep

John- he’s really scared of the big water and won’t go near it, he’s also extremely sun burnt but won’t put sun screen on

Javier- Brought his guitar to play music, but now has a weird tan line on his abdomen and legs

Abigail- helping Jack find sea shells on the beach

Jack - making small sand castles and trying to decorate them with the shells his mom found

Uncle- asleep on a raft, drifting off into the horizon

Micah- pretending to be a shark in the water, fake fin and everything

Josiah- had someone roll out a red carpet for wherever he stood so he didn’t get sand on him (he’s still in a suit)

Swanson- drinking a cute summer cocktail with a little umbrella in the glass

Pearson- cutting up Watermelon and made the gang a big fruit salad and sandwiches

Sadie- Spear Fishing, hunting a shark she thinks she sees off in the distance

Grimshaw- Yelling at anyone who has sand on them to clean off

Molly- under a fancy umbrella, fanning herself, plotting of ways to drown Dutch without getting herself wet

Tilly, Kieran, Mary Beth, Karen- The girls forced Kieran to play Mermaids with them because they needed a king mermaid, Kieran was just happy to be involved

Charles- Helping Arthur dig the hole, he has the shovel since Arthur is too stubborn to accept it

Bill- Running along the beach with Cain

Sean- buried up to his neck in the sand, slowly eating it

Lenny- laying in the sun next to Sean, smacking him every time he takes another bite of sand

[duckiiieluv]

the fact that dutch only calls arthur “son” when he’s trying to manipulate arthur or get something out of him still kills me every. single. time.

[fragolanervegas]

John Marston at the age of 12-17 was the most chronic liar for no reason, nobody can convince me otherwise. Arthur would ask him what he had for breakfast and he'd just make something up for no reason, lying just for the sake of it. He's also came up with the worst, least believable lies. "What'd you do today, John?" "I fought 30 bears and won" and he just sat at camp all day, picking his nose. He says it fully confidently though.

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Mary Linton and Jack Marston meeting in 1922

Okay but these are just my headcanons for the very improbable scenario that they end up bumping into each other in the future. / My headcanons for what they would do with their lives after the events of rdr/rdr2

(I'm going to explain them under the cut)

Okay so, starting with Jack:

I want to believe Jack lived a more or less normal life after killing Ross, successfully getting away with this one (1) murder, and having that as a skeleton in his closet. Not finding peace really, so the whole revenge thing doesn't fix his miserable life but he can go on to try to do something with his life. Gunslinging doesn't really have a place anymore here.

When the US joined WWI I know that boy DID NOT join the US Army, he would NEVER join the group that killed his dad, or make the same mistake as him and make a deal with the government. He would rather be jailed for dodging the draft, what will they do, threaten him with what? He has nothing to live for really, so they can't make him. I don't think he cares much if he gets shot (he has a like saying as much in rdr when he duels Ross).

After the whole jail thing he'd go back to a more or less normal life, I'd guess he would have to have a regular job and write whenever he's able (I want to believe that one Easter egg in GTA is canon...it is to me...), but I don't think he'd be able to make a living just from writing.

As for Mary, I always wondered why Mary was dressed the way she was during the credits cut scene in Rdr2. Because I'm guessing it takes place in 1907 (given that most cut scenes appear to happen at the same time more or less than the epilogue). But I wondered why Mary was dressing in black; I mean, during the Victorian era there were very specific mourning traditions, especially for women. Wearing black was pretty much a part of a social thing, you'd publicly mourn. The extension of your mourning would depend on who died and what was your relationship with them.

And here is the thing, Arthur had died 8 years ago by then, we could assume Mary had found out shortly after of his dead because newspapers in the Rdr2 universe love to brag whenever law enforcement/Pinkertons kill renown outlaws. (Even Arthur and Hosea get mentioned years later in some sort of article in 1907 too). And additionally, we know that Mary kept up with how the gang, especially Arthur, was doing through the news on the newspapers. So again, it wouldn't be crazy to assume she knew about Arthur's death back in 1899.

So then, why is she wearing a black dress to visit his grave in 1907?. Black is the color of mourning, but as far as I am aware (and correct me if I'm wrong) it was not required to visit a grave back in the day. So I like to headcanon Mary mourning Arthur like a widow, because widows would have to wear their black weeds for 2 years (there were different periods of mourning, for instance Mary's clothes could be classified under the 'half-mourning' type, meaning there has been at least 6 months since her loved one passed away, meaning she could now wear some jewelry, other colours, ect.

But here is a little extra, Queen Victoria popularized among some women the practice to never abandon their period of half mourning, and especially, keep wearing black the rest of their lives even if they move on, as a sign of love for their dead husband.

Mary and Arthur never got married, but I like to think Mary lived as a widow for him. Continuing with her life as normal, of course, but always having that bittersweet ache in her heart, dressing in black out of respect and love for him and the life they couldn't have. Even if she had wanted to move on from him after she realized they couldn't be together as Arthur wouldn't leave the gang, I think she would have folded if Arthur had gone after her (I mean she did re-initiate contact after they were supposed to never speak again), and I think she was still preparing herself emotionally when she heard the news that Arthur was dead, ironically not moving on from him.

She didn't remarry, Jamie made good money and maintained her, Mary knew the kind of life she didn't want and she could be respectable and old as a widow. Plus marrying someone new at her age would be a titanic task.

I think Mary kept her mother's brooch Arthur returned for her as her reminder of him, given that she returned the picture and the ring. In fact she's wearing it when she visits Arthur's grave in-game!. So I kept that

It just warms my heart to think of the very few people left who knew about the gang finding each other in usual ways. Maybe next time I'd do Sadie or Charles. I'm just a sucker for this kind of things

[famesau]

Red Dead Headcanons

Finally making this post! All headcanons sfw ( unless y'all freaky ass want nsfw ones...) These are MY personal headcanons people so don't fight me if you don't like them.

P.s. sorry that Kieran has more than the others 😭 I really love him y'all.

Kieran Duffy

He has bad attachment issues after joining the gang.

He snorts when he laughs and he tells bad jokes but thinks he’s hilarious.

He has a lot of acne scars/scabs because he has a bad habit of picking his skin when he's nervous.

He is always fidgeting. With his nails, his hand, grass, his clothes, his hair you name it.

He falls asleep anywhere, when he’s not with the horses he’ll often dose off somewhere random. Arthur finds him sleeping standing up more times than you’d think.

He loves to dance but has no rhyme.  

He treasures anything nice someone says to him as well as gifts. If he likes you he’ll take extra care of your horse. Sometimes leaving small flowers in their mane.

Acts of service all the way. He enjoys physical touch but gets scared to initiate or receive it. He likes to be useful and make your days easier so if he sees you working he’ll always offer a helping hand. He may not like physical touch at first but once he is comfortable with you he’ll be very clingy but mindful.

He has a tight grasp when he hugs people, it’s unintentional most times. 

He loves tight hugs/ compression. When he sleeps he’ll wrap his arms tightly around himself, it helps him sleep. If he's sleeping with his partner he enjoys being the little spoon, he loves being hugged.

Bad at reading sarcasm, and takes things too literally a lot.

Really bad time perception. He’ll mess up the days often if he isn’t reminded. 

His favorite type of physical touch is hand-holding. After brushing the horses and doing chores his hands get really sore. So he’d love it when his partner holds and massages his hands for him. 

Extremely low self-confidence. When someone finds him attractive he thinks they're messing with him. It takes a lot to convince him you’re attracted to him but that won’t stop him from blushing. 

Has very light freckles all over his body, most prominent on his chest and shoulders.

He has very prominent collarbones.

Javier Escuella

He has dimples, crooked teeth, and a lopsided smile cuz I said so.

Servely touch deprived. If given the chance to experience any sort of physical touch he’d gladly take it and deeply enjoy it. That being said his love language is physical touch. He loves all sorts of physical touch, hand holding, face holding, hugs, kisses, cuddling you name it.

Terribe flirts however when someone flirts with him back he gets extremely flustered. He’s very easy to fluster.

He has a very earthy scent. He often smells of sage and mint.

If he dates someone he is a very romantic lover, he loves singing songs for them and being physical, and his flirts are still pretty bad.

He cannot stand the cold and gets cold really quick.

When he was younger he did at a point like Hosea more but that obviously changed as he grew older.

He definitely has a collection of butterfly knives. ( Loves showing them off anytime he can)

If his partner plays in his hair/ scratches his scalp, he'll get drowsy. It's the easiest way to put him to sleep.

Surprisingly good at foraging. Being on his own for a while and thanks to Hosea he's good at identifying plants

Charles Smith

His way of showing interest in someone is by sharing nature and animal facts with you. He talks a little more but it’s usually just facts.

He always smells good, usually smells of wildflowers and herbs. also shea butter. The girls would often compliment him on how good he smelled. 

He cannot handle his drinks however he never gets hangovers. When he’s drunk in camp you can find him watching bugs. He will get hostile if you kill them (only if you’re Bill or Micah) if not then he’ll just be really sad. 

Love language is acts of service. He’ll craft things for you, help you with chores, or do them for you depending on the day. Actions speak louder than words, especially for him so he shows he cares for you by helping you with tasks. 

He's autistic. We all know it. 

Parallel play 100%. Ex: While he’s working on arrows or cravings Artur would sit next to him and journal. They never really say anything unless they’re about to leave but they both enjoy each other's presence deeply. 

He likes to collect things, it is a small collection (due to them being on the run) but he loves collecting bones, rocks, feathers, animal teeth, etc. + bonus if Arthur is out and sees something Charles likes he’ll bring I back to him an leave it spots Charles often hangs out it. (He knows Arthur is doing it, he loves it)

He doesn’t think he’s that attractive. 

He loves to knit, and sew too, his earrings and necklace he wears he made. 

Isn't a physical person nor does he like being touched much but he loves to get back, shoulder, and neck rubs. That man is always working he’d deeply appericate the massage.

Dutch Van Der Linde

He’s really good at writing poems, he likes to write about the weather or how the day goes. Would write Molly short poems and slip them in her book.

Spends a lot of time taking care of his features. The type to have customized hair products with his initials engraved on them. 

Used hair dye to cover up his grey streaks. Gave up after a while.

He’s a very romantic man, goes all the stops. Matching jewelry, nice clothes, dancing with you, reading to you, you name it. Shows you off whenever you’re out too

Love language is physical touch and words of affirmation. He tells and happily shows you how much he loves and cares for you. 

Has a smoky, almost nutty natural scent but likes to smell like vanilla and lavender.

Has a big sweet tooth, and loves dark chocolate especially. 

He likes to hug from behind but adores it when he gets hugged from behind. If he’s dating someone he’ll enjoy reading to them while they hugg him from behind. Makes him feel all giddy.

[bigboy-lovers-unite-writes]

do this with whatever rdr/rdr2 characters you like!!

But what's some pet names/nicknames you think said characters would call their s/o?

I WANTED TO DO SOME FROM PURE REMEMBRANCE SO I THOUGHT ABOUT 8 (please enjoy this took me a while to write <3)

Kieran Duffy; Will call you honey, sweetheart, just the usual ones. Will perhaps name his favorite horse after you. 'Baby' is his most used one for you, it just comes to his mind when he thinks of you :)

Bill Williamson; Drunkenly may call you a slur, but it was an affectionate one, he didn't mean it. 🙏 His usual nicknames for you are Babycakes and Hun. He's not big on pet names sadly imo

Javier Escuella; Latin nicknames all dayyyy, that was he can compliment you all day without the others knowing what he's saying. Cariño, and might call you something to make fun of you playfully if you messed up on something :) (THANK YOU TO THE PERSON FOR POINTING THIS OUT IM A BIT EMBARRASSED ILY THO🙏)

Arthur Morgan; this man will not call you a singular thing bad. Every sweet and sappy nickname in the book, honey, sweetheart, darling, you name it and hes called you it! Will occasionally call you a nickname based on your appearances, like if you're short or clumsy

Dutch Van Der Linde; Will unironically call you 'sugar tits', even if you don't have any. Will point things out about you and makes them into (affectionate) pet names. Curly hair? Your nickname is Curly Fry. Short? Short-stack. Tall? 'Goddamn giant'

John Marston; Usually just calls you by your name, but occasionally calls you things in nature <3 not that big of a fan of pet names, but will say some occasionally to show he loves you and ur his

(I WAS GONNA DO MICAH AND CHARLES BUT I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING RN ITS SO LATE)

[sweebyjeeby]

Assorted RDR Headcanons

When Hosea was teaching Arthur how to fish when Arthur was a kid, he would have to constantly keep his eye on Arthur to prevent him from shoveling the cheese bait into his mouth.

John has a severe fear of wolves after what happened in the mountains.

Arthur often disappears to camp into the mountains, and Charles always has to find him.

Micah is the type of guy to intentionally say something horrifically offensive and then when someone inevitably gets upset he gets all pissy and tells them to take a joke.

Lenny is lactose intolerant, but that won’t stop him from shoveling down cheese.

Jack keeps climbing trees and giving poor Abigail a heart attack. Javier taught him how to do it.

Kieran sneezes like a kitten and everyone makes fun of him for it.

Arthur is a big fan of jelly beans, and Saint Denis is the only place nearby that he can get them.

Javier doesn’t like being in the forest, and often sneaks down to New Austin to be in the sand like a goblin.

Arthurs hair is a total rats nest, and breaks any combs that go through it. Trelawney bought him a mustache comb, but he has never touched it.

Grimshaw is the only one who can boss Uncle around without him throwing a fit. He is afraid of her.

Pearson cannot stand fish, and likes his food a bit overseasoned, much to the dismay to the others in camp.

Dutch bounces his leg whenever he is thinking hard, inevitably causing others tell him to stop shaking the table. Sean believes almost anything someone says as long as they say it with enough confidence. He still believes in bigfoot.

Arthur talks to his horse as if it’s a person, all the time. It creeps some people out, but he doesn’t care.

[marstonsboy]

on the topic of that time sixteen-year-old jack marston got mauled by a grizzly bear: he definitely retained some scars from that, right? when john finds him, he’s covered in a decent amount of blood, and he has visible scratches on his face.

his character model doesn’t reflect that he almost died to a full grown bear after the event. maybe rockstar didn’t know how to do this in 2010, i don’t know, but i always assumed he got some nasty scars from it. because, i reiterate, he was a scrawny sixteen-year-old that almost died to a Massive Grizzly Bear.

plus, with the fact that he almost definitely would have died right there if not for the plot armor of being haunted by the narrative (doomed to become the playable character in the de facto epilogue), i have to imagine there’s no way he walked out of that alive without any very obvious signs of injury.

this would also lend to the fact that he can get very easily mistaken for john multiple times by strangers. there’s this one stranger who tells him “you look younger,” as if the only obvious discrepancy here is jack being about twenty years younger than john, not the absence of those vicious scars he got from the wolves.

something something cinematic parallels. i don’t know. this is just something that bugs me a lot in the back of my mind.

[08melancholie]

micah the type of guy to shuffle cards under his seat when nobody is looking and randomly yell an 'uno' in the first three rounds of the game (he was skipped twice)

[child0feden]

LOVE UNDER MOONLIGHT

eagle flies x reader

♡ nsfw headcanons for eagle flies!

୨୧ i really need to stop falling in love with extremely small side characters lol, hope you like this anon <3

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♡ i can see eagle flies being into some hair pulling!

୨୧ obviously don’t do it too hard, just tug it a little as he thrusts into you

♡ it’s that sharp bite of pain immediately followed by the immense pleasure of his cock being gripped tightly by your cunt that gets him, always causing him to let out a breathy groan into the crook of your neck

୨୧ he’s pretty loud in bed, always letting out deep groans and some mumbled praise

“ you feel good… so good ” ( he mumbles praise against your skin whilst kissing you most of the time, breath stuttering as he speaks )

♡ eagle flies really likes kissing during sex too! not even always on your mouth, he’ll place open mouthed kisses anywhere his mouth can reach

୨୧ usually your chest, neck or shoulders! he’ll press his mouth against the skin and moan against it whilst planting the kiss

♡ when he’s about to go down on you, because he loves treating you good and giving you the most pleasure he can, he goes slow down your stomach and places soft kisses trailing down the skin before reaching your underwear, looking up at you and admiring your face when you laugh lightly at how it tickles

୨୧ he likes when you stroke his hair as he does this, loves the feeling of you softly twirling small strands of his hair around your fingers as he kisses his way down

♡ when he cums, he’ll pull out! he does want a family with you but just not right now, he has so much to deal with his father, the tribe and not to mention the army…

୨୧ you always know when eagle flies is about to cum because his breath gets so laboured and he lets out deep hums

♡ eagle flies goes at a slow and deep pace, always taking his time with you in the dance of intimate passion, making sure he treasures his time with you and shows just how much he loves you

୨୧ he really makes love to you, even during times when he’s angry and upset at his father! that never causes him to be rough during sex, he just relieves his anger with deeper thrusts and grips your hands tightly, holding them down against the bison fur bed

♡ eagle flies likes to hold you super close during sex too, like he’ll always be leaned down so that your chests are pressed up against each other as he slowly thrusts into you

୨୧ he just really likes how your slightly sweaty skin feels against his, his hair dropping down and covering the sides of your face and how your body heat is through the roof because of what he’s doing to you and the pleasure he’s giving you

♡ he’ll only pull his body away from you a bit when you’re reaching your high because he loves to watch your face as it happens

୨୧ he just thinks you look so beautiful with your head thrown back and your eyes glazed over with pleasure, your mouth dropping open in a final moan of pleasure as he feels you tighten around him even more

♡ sometimes, eagle flies likes to take you away from the reservation to have sex!

୨୧ usually when it’s dark and stars paint the sky, he’ll help you up onto the back of his horse before taking you to a small, hidden and secluded lake before hitching his horse and stripping off his clothes as you do the same

♡ you always just clean yourselves in the lake at first, but it doesn’t take more than a minute for eagle flies to gently grab your arm and pull you towards him, your naked chest pressed up against his as he looks down at you before leaning his head down slightly and pressing his lips against yours

୨୧ he’ll pull you up from under your thighs, making you instinctively wrap your legs around his waist as he slips his cock into you with a relieved sigh

♡ the water ripples slightly as he thrusts up into you, burying his head into your neck and sharing moans with you, whispering in your ear about how beautiful you look naked and bathed in the moonlight

“ look so beautiful like this… so perfect ” ( those words are likely mumbled into your mouth as you share an open mouthed kiss, one of his hands dripping with water as he brings it up to your face and brushes your hair back behind your ear )

୨୧ the sounds of your shared signs and moans echo slightly through the surrounding woods, mixing in with the sound of cicada in the grass and fireflies softly buzzing past the trees

♡ i can see eagle flies quite liking to mark you up a bit too, with some hickeys and such!

୨୧ he doesn’t see it as a sign of ownership or anything like that, he just likes leaving love bites on you, knowing that he’s leaving you with something that will remind you of your shared night together for the short time the hickey will last

♡ eagle flies is very good with aftercare too! he’ll always ask if you’re okay whilst gently caressing your hips and if you’re hungry or thirsty, he’s right on it! getting dressed before going to grab you a mix of berries and nuts or some freshly cooked meat <3

[garfieldblunt]

R.I.P VDL gang Y’all would have loved:

Dutch- Family group chats, vapes

Arthur- Vaccines, Getting Forklift Certification

Kieran- Equestrian Veterinary Medicine, My little pony

Micah- Sigma Male TikTok, Prime energy, Reddit

John- Galaxy Wolf shirts, old spice

Javier- the movie Coco, Playing at cafes and bars

Abigail- Life 360, Child leashes

Jack- IPads, Memes from 2013

Uncle- Doctors Notes, Retirement homes

Bill- Pride Month, Gay Bars, Grinder

Molly- Instagram, Therapy

Karen- Reality TV, Twitter Drama

Sean- Jacksepticeye, FNAF

Lenny- College

Swanson- AA meetings

Pearson- Gordon Ramsey, Crock pots

Tilly- Law and Order (the show)

Mary Beth- Wattpad, AO3, The Sims

Charles- National Parks, Safaris

Sadie- Womens Wrestling, Teaching a self defense class

Josiah- Podcasts, Planes

Grinshaw- IKEA, Roombas, Joann’s Fabrik

Hosea- Retirement

I might make another one of these later

[reddeadclown]

Random RDR Headcanon 1:

Micah Bell is not a man, but 67 evil rats in a trench coat

[ch3apv0dkka]

How They React To Someone Else Flirting With You (Red Dead Redemption Headcanons)

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Prompt: How They React To Someone Else Flirting With You (Jealousy.)

Dutch Van der Linde ♱ He gets a bit possessive, so when somebody else flirts with you or you give another man a little too much attention, he feels the need to act on it right away, and show everyone that you're with him.

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Arthur Morgan ♱ He gets annoyed and tries to show you a lot of attention to remind you how much he cares about you and how much better he is than the person who is flirting with you.

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John Marston ♱ He gets very defensive and wants to start an argument with the person who is flirting with you. ♱ You have to calm him down.

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Charles Smith ♱ He tries to stay calm when jealous, so he probably won't say much, but he will give a lot of side glances to the person who's hitting on you.

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Javier Escuella ♱ He can get a bit protective, so he will usually go over to the person flirting with you and politely, but firmly ask them to leave you alone. ♱ Doesn't want to cause a scene.

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Lenny Summers ♱ He's calm but also a bit annoyed when jealous, so he'll probably make some sarcastic comments at the person flirting with you

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Josiah Trelawny ♱ He's definitely one of the more composed ones. He knows getting angry will be less productive than asking the other person to leave you alone, so that's what he does. ♱ Though he does come off as a little bit arrogant and has a bit of sarcasm in his tone  as well

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Hosea Matthews ♱ Like Trelawny, Hosea acts chill, even if he's feeling angry, he knows it won't solve much. ♱ He will gently put an arm around you to show people that you're his while he gives a warning look to the person flirting with you.

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Kieran Duffy ♱ He doesn't have a lot of confidence, so he gets very awkward and insecure instead of getting mad when someone is hitting on you. ♱ He becomes more clingy than usual, almost as if he's looking for reassurance.

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Sean Macguire ♱ He tends to get more petty than anything. He'll go out of his way to be extra affectionate with you and he's not too subtle about it. ♱ He'll start flirting loudly with you in front of the person who is flirting with you to prove a point.

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Micah Bell ♱ He gets very aggressive. He'll either yell at the person flirting with you or get into a fight with them. ♱ He's never been known for being patient or rational, so he's very likely to lose his temper.

[vittoriaisfuckingpathetic]

2000s au johnigail where john is obsessed with my chemical romance. abigail doesn’t get the appeal but she still buys him an mcr shirt. john proceeds to wear the shirt practically all the time until it’s so faded you can’t even see the logo anymore

[officialbugdrink]

Jack Marston Head Canons!!!

☆Definitely has eaten dirt, sticks, mud, maybe even some sort of rock as well. He once ate grass to be like the horses.

☆Has either Adhd, Autism or Audhd

☆Gunsh0ts or any loud noise like that triggers Jack heavily due to the amount of bad experiences he has gone through because of that.

☆To match the one above, he also panicks over lawmen or the government in general due to his experiences with them

☆He isn't very good at singing but he loves to sing. He doesn't care what anyone thinks about it, though it doesn't bother what so ever.

☆Jack was once given apple juice, and his uncle Arthur said it was beer, so he pretended to be drunk.

☆He doesn't believe in Santa, the Easter bunny, or even the tooth fairy because someone in the gang told him they all weren't real at a very young age.

☆John has definitely dropped Jack as a baby. Abigail was so pissed

☆As a coping mechanism, Jack pretends to be characters from books when things get really rough.

☆Jack has a list of ocs and self inserts for his favorite books.

That's all for now. If you like it I'll make more. Just gimme your favorite rdr character, and I'll make hcs about them if you want me to do that! I'll even make a part 2 of this if you like!!

[bigboy-lovers-unite-writes]

yooo

Cuddling with John marston hcs

🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

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Absolutely

•He is the weirdest cuddler ever I would think. He lays as stiff and as straight as a goddamn board, both on his back and on his stomach, face fully into the pillow and barely breathing

•likes to lay on top of his partner no matter what, just sprawling himself on top of his partner completely and basically trapping them down 💔

•I feel like hes not the biggest fan of spooning, but probably likes to curl up like a shrimp and be in his partners chest on both of their sides

•Will definitely wake up, if he fell asleep, on the side of the bed yet somehow still death gripping his partner tight enough to wake his partner no matter what

•drools all fucking over, the pillows, bed, his partner, the floor somehow, just a disgusting little man when asleep

•snores lightly, not a normal dad loud ass snore, but will snore if he's on his back

•stares at his partner during cuddling, like the kinda stare when he's boutta shoot someone but lovingly and slightly less intimidating

•tightest squeezes ever, enough to knock the lungs out of his partners chest, especially if it's a surprise hug or cuddle..

•would tie him and his partner together that way they wouldn't separate during cuddles, but he knows that's sadly not possible 😞