#Record Of ragnarok

[rukia-writes]

G R E E K P A N T H E O N

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Hi there, this is my first time writing an ask so. I hoped that you have read the latest chapters of ROR, where they so Satan, and I started fangirling. So can you do a scenario of Beelzebub x Reader x Satan, where he somehow gets a body of his own for a few hours, and he falls in love with Reader and Beelzebub is forced to share his partner?

-Nope! Not happening! Hell! To! The! NO!!

-The moment Beelzebub and Nikola realized their mistake on their newest experiment was a moment too late as you walked in, bringing them both lunch as thick smoke surrounded your husband.

-You called out his name and Nikola quickly rushed over, keeping you back, but as quickly as the smoke appeared, it quickly faded and you gasped, seeing two figures instead of one.

-Yours and Nikola’s eyes went huge as you saw Bee there but also another man, one who looked sinister and seemed to ooze power, wearing a black suit with red features.

-Beelzebub instantly knew who this was and was quickly standing, holding his staff, fully ready to fight as he glanced at you and Nikola, prepared to have Nikola take you and run, as he knew Nikola would keep you safe.

-However, Satan was peaceful, only standing, dusting off his suit, “Well that was unexpected- I swear- you and your experiments!”

-Nikola was confused, looking between the two as he pointed at Satan, turning to Beelzebub with a panicked look, “Is that…” he wasn’t able to even finish his words as Satan turned, seeing you peeking and instantly he ran over and was holding one of your hands, kissing the back of it, “Ahh my beautiful Y/N- finally I get to touch you how I’ve always long- ACK!”

-Beelzebub whacked Satan hard on the head, sending him to the ground before putting himself in front of you, stepping back as Nikola went to the experiment while Satan was momentarily subdued, “Looks like this is only temporary- he’s going to have his own body for about two hours.”

-Beelzebub glared before he realized that despite the aura Satan was putting out, he wasn’t as strong as he seemed, mainly because he needed Beelzebub to make his power whole, which was good in the sense that he wasn’t a super big threat.

-Satan popped back up, completely fine as he kept trying to grab you, but Beelzebub wasn’t letting him, keeping him back, “Keep your hands off my spouse!” Satan pouted, making grabby hands, “Sharing is caring! I haven’t touched anyone in so long and I wanna touch Y/N!”

-Hearing that he wanted Beelzebub to share you quickly made your husband whack him again, stunning him before he turned, instantly having you over his shoulder and charged out, hell bent on keeping you away from Satan.

-Nikola was quickly left alone after Satan gave chase, demanding Beelzebub to share you!

-Nikola sat in the lab quietly, enjoying the lunch you prepared, hoping that there wasn’t too much damage happening around Valhalla- he hoped you and Beelzebub found a place to hide while the two hours ticked by.

-By the time two hours went by, you came back to the lab, your husband looking drained and haggard as you guided him to a chair as Nikola ran over, asking if you were both alright.

-You were fine, as Beelzebub made sure Satan didn’t touch you, but Satan had limitless energy and never seemed to stop, which was draining on your husband.

-You made sure to cuddle Bee-Bee extra that night, peppering his face with kisses as you thanked him for keeping you safe. He enjoyed the attention, but he knew that he would never share you with anyone, even Satan.

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#164 Our Dadam

Adam*Smiles as his ADULT children cling to him as he hugs them*Now,Repeat after me~..."I'm Big"

Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Sniffling as you look at him* I'M BIG!

Adam*Humming proudly*"I'm Brave"

Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*With breaking voices nodding*"I-I'm brave"!

Adam*One by one he lays a fatherly peck on your foreheads*..."I'm BEAUTIFUL"

Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Trembling lips and sniffles as you cling to his arms, legs, and waist...any place to hug him as you all cry out*"I'M BEAUTIFUL"!!!

Adam*Opens his arms wider to hug each of you closer to him smiling tenderly*There there~Gimme huggies~

Gods/Goddesses:...

[dragologist]

ɪғ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ

ɪ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ғᴋ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ

~ ɴʟᴇ ᴄʜᴏᴘᴘᴀ

[whimsyvixen]

He's so pretty, I want his Egyptian dick down my throat

(I already know, I suck at coloring but it's the effort that counts 😭)

[thewritetofreespeech]

Can I ask for some headcanons of Qin from Record of Ragnarok with a s/o from the modern world? I always wonder how these worlds interact in the afterlife of this anime.

Qin is fascinated by the modern world. Honestly, any new world to conquer and explore is fascinating to him.

In his heart he is an explorer of limitations.

Some of the things in the modern world are ideas that philosophers and mystics could only dream of.

A little box that contains all the knowledge of the world? Amazing! Food in boundless supply in one simple store? Sensational! Horseless carriage and iron birds in the sky that can take people places that used to take years? Remarkable!

He is disappointed that, even with all this advancement, the negativity and divide of people still plagues humanity even after his time.

Maybe it’s because he is dead now, or just because it is his personality, but he doesn’t see the point in hating out of spite.

Still, he is happy to see that the divide can be reached by so many with understanding. There will always be strife, but it seems that some people are making more of an effort.

That’s the most amazing thing of the new world to him.

[justvir]

No way he can voice all these baddass characters

[kcuf-ad]

Brunhilde: I suggest Ragnarok for a chance that humans could live for another 1000 years.

Gods: No.

Brunhilde: No balls?

Zeus: IT IS ON!

[niilue]

⸻ big and submissive ⸻

there’s something almost poetic about big men falling apart under your touch. so strong, so imposing on the outside, and yet, with you, they’re the exact opposite.

those muscles, capable of breaking walls, tremble softly as you caress them. their massive bodies, sensitive and perfect for slow exploration. you love the way they try to keep their composure, biting their lips when you push them to their limits, until they finally crumble with a broken moan that rumbles like distant thunder.

they’re vulnerable. big, but submissive. lazy lovers who let you take the lead, enjoying every touch like it’s a gift. pillow princes, eager moaners, desperate for your attention, seeking your approval with every move. they melt under your gaze, begging, needing.

and the best part? when they come, they do it completely wrecked. panting, gripping the sheets, trying to regain the control they never had with you. big bodies trembling, deep voices turned into needy whimpers.

— toji . sukuna . nanami. anubis . horus . uzui . sanemi . rengoku . zoro . kid . hades . shunsui . grimmjow . arataki . alhaitham . dracula . trevor . alucard . snake . einar —

[bones4thecats]

Them Crushing on their Opponent's S/O

Characters: Beelzebub, Apollo, Thor, and Poseidon Inspired By: Idk... random thought I guess? A/N: Apologies for not posting anything in a while, I have been trying to get everything set up for the next few days (I have a dog-sitting job lined up here soon and school starting has been making it a little more stressful) but I do hope this was worth the wait for you guys! ⚠️ Spoilers/Trigger Warnings for: Swearing, mentions of fighting, world-wide destruction, mass death (implied), and implied wish to kill another, attempting homewrecker Apollo + implied yandere behavior on each (not bad on Beel and Thor's, worse on Apollo, and horrible on Poseidon's) ⚠️

Disclaimer: The Reader is quoted on being a female

Reader's Outfits ; Beelzebub - Apollo - Thor - Poseidon

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╚═════ Beelzebub ═════════════════════════════╝

🪰 Beelzebub was not excited for his fight. He just wanted to get this over with as fast as possible so he could get back to doing his own things

🪰 He watched as Nikola stepped out and into the ring, and he noticed how the human looked back at the other inventors. But he was looking at someone specific, at a human that stood alongside the Valkyrie sisters above

🪰 You smiled gently and waved at your husband, your short-sleeved dress moving alongside your shoulders while the rest of your dress accented your frame in amazing ways, much to the amazement of some deities and humans, and in most to the amazement of the two fighters below

"Kick his ass, Nik'!" You yelled.

🪰 Nikola chuckled as you cheered, the youngest sister jumping alongside you. You were such a flamboyant woman back during your lives, and it was hard getting used to life without you when you passed, and it was amazing when you both joined hands again

🪰 Beelzebub saw how much you adored your husband and just scoffed, trying to push the odd feeling of butterflies in his stomach away with the flush on his face

🪰 When this fight ended with a God's victory, the Lord of the Flies needed to find a way to speak to you...

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╚═════ Apollo ════════════════════════════════╝

☀️ Leonidas was ready for his fight, after all, he was going against the man he blamed for the deaths of not only his and his men's lives, but the death of his wife via the domino affect

☀️ You were so saddened when he passed that after your son, Pleistarchus, finally aged up and began his rule, you decided to finally end your life, much to your people's despair

☀️ As your husband looked back at you, you smiled and hugged him, wishing him luck. You the heard an eruption of applause, making you look up while Leonidas scowled silently

☀️ Standing before you both was a youthful-looking god, specifically Apollo, the Greek God of the Sun and Music. Much like the others close to Leonidas, you knew how much he despised this guy and how much he blamed him for the deaths of his men, himself, and in result you

☀️ The God of the Sun looked around and winked at his nymphs in the audience, which caused you to roll your eyes and kiss your husband's arm before leaving him to enter his fight

☀️ It was when you finally made it up to where Brunhilde and Göll were that the fight was about to begin. You could see that the two males were speaking, or rather Apollo was speaking to the King of Sparta standing before him

"You know I always wondered what my opponent looked like, wondered if you truly were just a brute, but..." He looked in your direction, causing you to flinch slightly.

☀️ Apollo smirked as your long blue sleeved moved and how your traditional Greek dress hugged you. It accentuated your chest perfectly and allowed your perfect skin to shimmer in the light that Apollo controlled. Not that man you called yours

"I must admit, you found the most gorgeous ray of life I have ever seen. And I'm a well-sought-after god."

"Shut your fucking trap and fight me like the powerful man you claim to be." Leonidas said, readying his weapon.

"Simmer down there, Leonidas! I meant nothing offensive towards your beautiful wife up there." He said as he winked at you, much to everyone's annoyances. "I just merely wanted to commend you on your taste. Maybe after my victory I can take that flower out for a walk? Yes, that sound delightful."

"Kick that motherfucker in the balls for me, honey!" You screamed.

"Planning on it."

"Well then, I guess we can begin our fight. Now... let's dance, your majesty."

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╚═════ Thor ═════════════════════════════════╝

🌩️ Lu Bu was against leaving you alone in this afterlife. He died in front of you long ago and he didn't plan on doing it again. And if you had any say in what Brunhilde decided for this fight, you would've made he pick another warlord

🌩️ But, fate was cruel and it always landed you both in extremely tight spaces. It cursed you with the arranged marriage to a man you despised while Lu Bu's gave him the strength nobody else could match, leaving him alone for many years

🌩️ Thankfully, your fiance was stupid enough to get himself crossing paths with the rough-man, landing him six-feet-under. It was only after that day that you finally found the man you loved, to which you married and, while not having any biological children, you treated all of your shared subordinates with the love of a mother

🌩️ As the fight began, you shivered. Raising your hands, you gripped your upper sleeves, causing Chen Gong to look at you and wrap an arm around your shoulder, attempting to comfort you while your husband readied himself against the notorious God of Thunder

"Human. Why do you intend to beat me?" Thor asked.

"My wife and soldiers have faith in me, though I don't expect an arrogant monster such as a god to understand that. So why bother?"

🌩️ Thor cocked an eyebrow slightly as he looked over at the many soldiers that Lu Bu led, he gazed over them all before settling on you. You were the most beautiful woman he had ever laid his eyes upon in eons

🌩️ You looked at Lu Bu with worry and determination in your eyes. It almost made Thor... jealous. But why would he, an all-powerful being such as himself, be jealous of some mortal's luck with picking a spouse?

🌩️ Eventually you felt Thor's gaze on you, making you stare into his yellow-colored irises. He blinked as you shifted slightly in your hanfu, which only made Chen wrap his arm tighter around you, determined to keep you at-bay

🌩️ Thor looked back at your husband before sighing and starting the walk that would mark the start of Ragnarok. He glanced back at you, only to see you focused, watching Lu Bu with both love and hope despite your furrowed eyebrows

🌩️ And while they began their fight, there was one thing plaguing Thor's thoughts; why did he wish for you to look at him in that way?

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╚═════ Poseidon ══════════════════════════════╝

🔱 As a god of few words and one that showed far to much pride for even his own brothers to handle, Poseidon was the opposite of your husband. And you hated that

🔱 Your husband was none other than Sasaki Kojiro, History's Greatest Loser. And as you were close to a couple immortals such as Buddha and Brunhilde, you knew just how dangerous the God of the Seas could be. And it made you concerned for your husband's outcome in this battle

🔱 Sasaki looked back at you as he raised his now-broken sword, and he could tell by the subtle look that you were beyond pissed. And that was the thing he loved most about you, your fieriness

"Why you arrogant bastard! How much of a fucking asshole do you have to be to not even blink an eye at killing such a magnificent man?! Why if I was down there, I'd smack the ever-loving shit out of you!"

🔱 Poseidon was internally shook at hearing a mortal woman yell at him. Every time any human tried voicing their opinions to him, his mere glace would shut them up. But not this human. This one was different

🔱 Looking up slightly, he saw you standing with the other supporters of your husband. One of the males, Musashi Miyamoto, was holding one of your arms to keep you from jumping down and attacking the god with your bare hands while his son, Iori, was watching in shock at how strong you were

🔱 The one thing that Poseidon noticed other than your attitude was how you moved. You moved so delicately and swiftly despite your fury, and it was, dare he think, alluring. It was almost like you were an embodiment of the silkiness of a piece of the softest fabric ever

🔱 You raised your fist and slammed it on the nearby seat, causing Iori to jump and your elderly-appearing husband to chuckle. Poseidon merely watched stoically as you screamed once again

"You win this match and show Humanity just how amazing your old-ass is, Kojiro!"

"Alright, sweetheart. I understand what I must do." He replied, a chill-smile on his face while yours portrayed pure hatred towards his opponent.

🔱 The God of the Seas then saw you lower your fist back down as Musashi had his son wrap it up, as it was bleeding from the impact of cement and your fragile-hand. He saw your hanfu, it looked very blue, like the seas he ruled over for centuries

🔱 After this fight was over with his winning and a step closer to the destruction of those pesky worms down on Earth, Poseidon was going to need to pay you a visit. Maybe said visit will lead to something else? But, for now, getting rid of this hunk of waste was the first step to said future

[kanroji-san]

Y/n: Not everyone likes you. You are not Anubis.

Apollo: Not everyone likes Anubis

Y/n: Who doesn't like Anubis?

Apollo: I don't kn-"

Y/n: Name them, bitch. Give me their names, so that I can personally teach them how to use their blabbering mouths for good.

Look at him!!! He is so adorable o(≧▽≦)o I want to hug him!!!!

[rukia-writes]

Oh, he chewed.

[orobashooves]

2/???? (Tried to invest more in this, so...Let's be more audacious....10 LIKES THEN I CONTINUE >:D)

(Part 1)

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#132 This might as well happen...

Tiredly...possibly depressed y/n that...has no reaction to anything anymore and Loki has made bets HE could make this human show despair or laugh, It's been 10 years, and now...he started to get worried...like he WONT admit he started to like hanging out with this human but come one he got a bet to win-

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Loki: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult?~ Tired!Y/n: Myself.

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Loki: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Tired!Y/n The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Loki: Stop.

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Tired!Y/n*Sees a trashcan and jumps inside it*... Loki: Y/n, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!

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Tired!Y/n: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a really creepy bitch Loki: What changed your mind?~ Tired!Y/n: Oh, I still think you're creepy, I've just grown used to it

...Raise ya hand if ya want this to be a series?

[raiele-chan]