#Razorsharp

[doesthebatfamknowpopculture]

Raelene Sharp has seen the Star Trek films

[splooosh]

“Flame War”

Jerry Ordway - Bob Wiacek

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[taegularities]

not insane about this at all, leave me alone 😐

[gumnut-logic]

So sorry that I missed your birthday 😭 I hope it was as wonderful as you!

Awwww ::snuggle hugs:: Thank you for thinking of me.

Don't worry, I didn't get a chance to drown everyone in Virgil stuff, so I might do so in the near future just for fun :D In my book, birthdays can be celebrated year 'round :D ::hands you a gorgeous Johnny::

[emlan]

These are more just Vibes than proper animalifications. (Not pictured is Carlo making biscuits on Romeo's chest with his razorsharp kitten claws and it really hurts but he can't bring himself to push him off bcs that furball is too cute.)

[woodswallow]

Out of all the six Zick Zack men; who’s hot, who’s not? Ranking 1 to 6, where 1 is hot, 6 is not! (Not is of course with a big fat wink, just meaning less sexy than the others in that music video)

Finally getting around to this ask, it's sitting in my inbox for quite a while...but it's also not an easy ask, so I had to take my time to think about this one, as they are all absolutely breathtakingly beautiful in this video!! <3 I mean, look at them:

I'm starting with place Nr. 6: Richard

First off - look at these amazing abs! So defined, so shiny, one doesn't even notice they're fake! They suit him SO well! <3 But, guuurrll....this hair?! Where's the volume? And it definitely needs a cut, please immediately change your hairstylist! You are so much more beautiful with nicely styled hair. Also, that zebra-look is sooo year 2000-ish...not the best choice. You can do better :)

Place Nr. 5: Till

I absolutely adore his golden locks and his with much skill designed eyebrows! Also look at how well his clothes match his hair - he looks almost angelic here, his finely featured face together with the golden tones <3 But I'm missing a bit of definition around his eyes, maybe a bit of mascara or darker eyeshadow would have been nice here. But still - so much beauty!

Place Nr. 4: Paul

These lips - I am in love!! Definitely (!) not too much, they underline the all natural beauty of his face. I also very much like the choice of clothing, the dark red complements his eyes so nicely! I just noticed that his neck gets a bit wrinkly nowadays, so I would recommend him getting that touched up in the next few years :-*

Place Nr. 3: Flake

He's such a trendsetter! Look at this incredible eye-make-up and his lips! If I remember correctly, he was the one starting the trend with the overdrawn lips, where you paint with lipliner just a tiny bit outside your natural lipline to make it look even fuller. Now this trend is everywhere, and who started it? This beauty here! And I promise another trend - his way of hairstyle! Volume will be out soon - sleek, slightly wavy hairstyles like in the 1920s will be the new look. Remember where you've seen it first!

Place Nr. 2: Schneider

Now, THAT's what I call volume!! Look at these gorgeous locks! Also his attitude - he's sexy and he knows it! It's a shame had he hides his amazing body behind the drums all the time - so I'm very glad that he took the chance in the Zick Zack music video to show his godlike roman body in it's (almost) full glory <3

Place Nr. 1: Oliver

He's just out of this world, isn't he? I mean - everything is right with his style and body. Perfect hair, perfect beard, razorsharp cheekbones, and that suit? Just good enough to underline his absolute natural beauty. Perfect!

But if I'm being honest, what strikes me as the most beautiful face I have ever seen is Till, after Flake did just a tiny bit of touch ups on his already marvellous face!! I mean: It can't get any better than this, can it?

[tbirds]

Photos from the last few weeks…

Christmas Day 🎄

Bedtime Snuggles 🥰

Helping Me With Medication 💊

Coffee Rewards ☕️

Sweeties 🍬

Bro’s 👊

Dinosaur Onesies 🦕 🦖 🦕

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[gumnut-logic]

Da boi is definitely a badass 😁💚 Thank for this lovely read over breakfast. I always adore a Lady R ficlet 😁💚 ::hugs::

Nutty

(Virg!)

Thinking about rudimentary and hastily done stitches, given not by a medical professional, but by someone who wants to keep the person alive for compassionate or nefarious reasons, or by the person themself.

[starzynite]

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their name + logo!

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[doesthebatfamknowpopculture]

Raelene Sharp has seen One Hundred and One Dalmatians

[alpha-androphile]

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[sol-consort]

Some turians like just dominating humans in the bedroom but submissive turians who like getting bossed around and having their mind screwed out of them by a human 👀🤲

Some turians are still pissy about the first contact war bc they secretly enjoyed getting their ass kicked by the cutie patotie humans in this essay I will–

They're 7-8 feet tall, their exoskeleton is made from literal metal, their teeth can pierce bones, and their claws are razorsharp.

And yet, nothing turns a turian on more than a squishy human ordering them around in bed.

Be it getting the princess treatment at the firm but gentle with hand of human who takes care of all of their needs. For a Turian to experience getting handled oh so delicately as if they were made of glass, to be treasured and made to feel precious, it's a whole new experience for this species who thought themselves unbreakable walls of steel. They might not bend or break, but it barely takes anything to get them to melt into your touch, charming them into submission.

Or maybe something more rougher? As much as people want to shut up the loudest human in the room, sometimes the burning ego of humanity is very attractive, the bloated confidence, humans acting as if they own the world, coming across as mean bullies to every species they meet. The shame of having such desires for a wild and cocky creature only intensifies the guilty-pleasure of getting bullied by a human in bed for the turians. Of getting ordered around by a soft pound of flesh. Fleshy fingers pulling at their sensitive fringes, flicking their talons, making them beg the human for release through gritted teeth.

[jaspermeiao3]

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Co-Parent Scorned

Summary: Based on that old internet post where a fae and a demon are promised the same baby. Voldemort (the demon) and Harry (the fae) both technically have custody over the child, and neither of them are willing to back down about it (what do you think they are, losers?) A prompt by BorealisPhonix.

Word count: 947

The crossroads was a place of paradoexs, where shadows whispered secrets to the light, and the air shimmered as though it was unsure whether to be warm or cold. It was here, beneath a sky split between perpetual sunlight and a simmering blood moon, that two figures materialised in a storm of angry magic.

On one side stood Voldemort, a towering silhouette cloaked in the scent of brimstone and despair. His eyes, two glowing embers in an otherwise featureless face, burned with malice as his shape flickered, serpentine and shifting, revealing something even less human beneath a mass of shadows and spines that clawed at the edges of reality.

Opposite him, Harry emerged from a glade that hadn’t existed a moment before. Flowers bloomed in his wake, twisting into shapes too intricate to be natural, while silver vines coiled around his feet, pulsing with energy. His face, painfully symmetrical and glowing faintly with a light that hurt to look at directly, was framed by wild black hair that seemed to move in an unfelt breeze. He smiled, wide and sharp, revealing teeth that were perhaps a little too perfect.

Between them, the baby wailed, a mortal child wrapped in a bundle of tattered cloth, wholly unaware of the cosmic custody battle about to erupt.

"Excuse me," Voldemort intoned, his voice deep and reverberating like the toll of a funeral bell. "This child belongs to me. The father promised me its soul in exchange for dominion over his enemies."

Harry tilted his head, the motion unnervingly fluid. "Oh, did he now?" His voice was as melodic as a lullaby, yet carried an undercurrent of razorsharp mockery. "Funny thing, that. The mother struck a bargain with me. She asked for fae protection for her precious oldest son. And you know how we fae are about promises."

A tension crackled in the air as reality itself seemed to groan under the weight of their conflicting claims.

"You cannot take what has already been claimed," Voldemort hissed, the shadows around him coalescing into the vague shapes of writhing creatures. "A contract sealed in blood trumps your frivolous little agreements."

Harry chuckled, a sound that was maddening. "Blood? Cute. But a mother's word carries far more weight than you apparently understand, demon. Or perhaps you’ve forgotten the rules of our game?"

"The rules are malleable," Voldemort snarled, stepping forward. Each of his steps burned the ground beneath him, leaving smoldering ash in his wake. "And I do not play. This child is a tool, a weapon to be sharpened. A soul bound to me will accomplish far more than anything your flowery tricks could achieve."

Harry’s grin widened impossibly, the corners of his mouth nearly reaching his ears. "Flowery tricks? Oh, darling, if only you knew what you were up against. This child could become a legend under my care, a hero, even! Not to mention how much fun it will be watching you sulk about it."

As the argument reached an impasse, a sudden crack of thunder split the sky. The ground trembled, and a swirling portal of light and darkness erupted between them. From its depths emerged a third figure, draped in neutral-toned robes that shimmered with incomprehensible sigils. They were neither fae nor demon but something else entirely, an arbiter of cosmic law.

"Enough!" the mediator bellowed, their voice ringing with the authority of a dozen overlapping realms. "Your dispute threatens the fabric of reality itself. The child belongs to neither of you entirely."

Harry pouted, looking up through his long lashes that covered his sparkling green eyes. "Oh, but you can’t just let him have it. Do you know how boring demons are? It’ll be all fire and brimstone, with no room for whimsy."

"And leaving the child with the fae," Voldemort interjected icily, "will doom it to a life of frivolity and delusion. Mortals were not made for endless dances and riddles."

The mediator sighed a sound that carried the exhaustion of eons. "By the laws that bind your realms, you both hold valid claims. Therefore, the child’s custody must be… shared."

"Shared?" Voldemort’s voice could have frozen magma. "You expect me to share with him?"

Harry clapped his hands together, laughing with delight. "Oh, this is rich! We’re going to be a little family! Isn’t that just precious?"

The arbiter raised a hand, and both Harry and Voldemort fell silent, their gazes snapping to the being. "The contract is sealed. You will co-parent this mortal child. Any attempt to subvert this arrangement will result in—" They gestured vaguely at the fabric of reality, which shuddered ominously. "Unraveling."

Harry leaned down, scooping up the baby with unsettling grace. The child instantly stopped crying, staring up at him with wide, curious eyes. "Well, this will be fun," he mused. "Don’t you think so, Voldey?"

"Do not call me that," Voldemort growled, his hands curling into claws.

Harry wiggled his fingers in the demon’s direction, his smile nothing short of insufferable. "Oh, we’re going to get along splendidly, I can already tell. Come on, darling," he cooed to the baby. "Let’s go set up our little home."

Voldemort glared at Harry, shadows gathering around him like an angry storm cloud. "I will not tolerate your frivolities, fae."

"And I," Harry replied breezily, "won’t tolerate your doom and gloom aesthetic. But I suppose we’ll just have to compromise, won’t we?"

The arbiter, apparently satisfied that their job was done, vanished in a flash of light, leaving Harry and Voldemort standing in the now-silent crossroads.

The baby hiccupped.

Harry grinned. "This is going to be so much fun."

Voldemort, his fiery eyes narrowing, muttered darkly, "This is going to be Heaven.

[hexedwinchester]

Poll Time!

what? What's that? Sam objectification you say? It's kinda part of the job description as a Tumblr blogger 🤣🤣🤣

[iamarealkat]

FIRST COURSE - KNIVES

(or at least the ones I recognised from the TV-show so far)

mads mikkelsen by kenneth willardt for vanity fair italy, 2015 - aka my favorite shoot of his.

i apologize.

1. Spyderco Harpy

• appears in Hannibal season 3 in Italy .ೃ࿐

The Harpy was designed as a knife for seamen, featuring a karambit style blade that magically cuts right through rope, the serration lending a hand to the task.

Additionally, the Harpy boasts a detailed tip, which can chew through a manner of different materials, probably one of the main reasons why Hannibal found it handy for different...matters. To sum it up: This is not one of his kitchen knives, but rather one he used as a pocket knife in all different kind of situations.

Originally the japanese Spyderco Harpy was designed to accommodate the needs of commercial fishermen. The hawksbill blade is modeled after the talon of the Harpy eagle, allowing for a deliberate pulling cut where the object does not slip off the end of the edge. The hollow-ground blade incorporates SpyderEdge serrations and a thick spine for support. The handle is made of stainless steel with a drying vent, perfect for Hannibal and his exquisite taste…and of course correspondingly expensive. A good 200 euros for this fine tool, everybody. But he seems to be rolling in money, so no problem for our favourite cannibal.

2. Chroma Type 301 style by F. A. Porsche

• appear in various episodes as Hannibal’s kitchen knives .ೃ࿐

To be honest I really fell in love with the Spyderco Harpy and didn’t quite think anything could change that. But. When I tell you the design…omg. The Chroma Type 301 knife series was brought to life by F.A. Porsche (yup, the german car guy) and the chef of the decade, Jörg Wörther (austrian chef).

Japanese knives have achieved global recognition for their quality, as the Japanese hold a long tradition in metallurgy. The Japanese metallurgists have elevated the forging and sharpening of the blade into a form of art for hundreds of years, since the era of the notorious Katana swords. On the other hand, Europeans and Americans also make excellent knives, often characterized by superior ergonomics and design, but rarely distinguished for the hardness and sharpness of their blade.

The type 301 knife series by Chroma bridges the gap between Japanese tradition and the European design, this series standing out for its unique design and practical function. Porsche and Wörther closely worked together in order to develop the final shape of the handle, which is optimized for maximum usability. The result is a precision cutting tool. Each knife is carefully weighted to ensure perfect balance in the hand and in combination with the highly ergonomic handle, it feels like an extension of the user’s hand. The Chroma type 301 knives follow faithfully the Japanese philosophy, which dictates a knife to be lightweight and flexible. They are made of high-quality Japanese 301 steel, a relatively lightweight material which has a 56-58 hardness rating in the Rockwell hardness scale. This renders the type 301 knives harder than most of the non-Japanese knives and among the hardest knives within their price range. The increased hardness allows the knife to maintain its sharpness longer and also to slice better.Even though the Chroma type 301 knives are mass produced, they are carefully razorsharp sharpened by the hand of a master. Quality control is performed on one-to-one basis and not through random sampling. And by the way…did I mention the extraordinary design.

3. Kai Shun Knives

• appear in various episodes as Hannibal’s kitchen knives .ೃ࿐

Before Shun Cutlery was established in the western market, most people were used to heavy European-style kitchen knives. With Shun’s entry into the marketplace, home cooks and professional chefs alike were introduced to the lightweight precision of fine Japanese cutlery. Thinner blades, sharper edges, and lighter weight gave Shun a high-performance edge that the heavier knives couldn’t match. Each Shun still takes at least 100 handcrafted steps to complete and Shun remains true to its ancient heritage of quality. At the same time, Shun takes advantage of thoroughly modern, premium materials and state-of-the-art technology to provide that traditional quality to millions of professional chefs and avid home cooks throughout the world.

Today, Shun has become one of the most well-known names in kitchen cutlery. It has won awards for innovation and quality. It has been admired and emulated. With new styles, new materials, and an ongoing dedication to the spirit of innovation, Shun will continue to provide Japanese kitchen cutlery of outstanding beauty, impeccable precision, and the very highest performance.

4. Global Knives

• appear in various episodes as Hannibal’s kitchen knives .ೃ࿐

Global G Series knives are typically put together in what's called a three piece construction. The blade is stamped out of sheets of steel of a proprietary stainless steel alloy, while the two handles are created and welded together separately. The blade and handle are then welded together into one solid piece of stainless steel.

What makes these Global knives a bit unusual is that they start off empty. The blades are welded on without a tang and the handles are actually hollow. Instead, to maintain balance, they are filled with a very precise amount of sand.

Now it's quite unusual and you might just write this off as Japan being Japan and doing things differently because...well, they're Japan, but it seems to work very well for them.

The ability to inject a precise amount of weight (sand, in this case) as needed directly into the knife has led to them getting a reputation or having very precise and excellently balanced knives across their range of products.

That said, ergonomics are always personal.

Global G Series knives tend to feel very lightweight and evenly balanced. Some people tend to prefer a knife that is more weighted to the back for a firmer grip, or to the front for chopping action. This is the classic global knife version, but of course there are various other series one can discover. Unfortunately I am not able to tell the exact version Hannibal uses in the show by just watching...if anyone has an idea let me know!!!