#Razor rants

[dragon-razor-writings]

The standard 'entire class gets isekai'd to a fantasy world and the outcast MC is basically discarded' anime setting, where the MC, now assumed dead, decides to instead help the class of Heroes in the shadows, making sure they live up to what the people need.

However, the entire class knows that he's alive and are hellbent on dragging that son of a bitch back into the spotlight and to give him the recognition he deserves.

(And maybe because he was basically the entire class's Little Guy™.)

[outworldyuri]

I have a feeling that raiden is a MASTER at eating pussy,, he’d be nervous while doing it but he’s honestly good at it. he’d be grabbing and massaging ur thighs and hips, praising u to death. he also fucking loves it when u pull his hair as he does it. yeah idk man I just,, I think abt him a lot

[heated-razor-writings]

I currently don't have any shitposts on my brain ATM.

So, just throw asks my way about OCs, headcanons, and other nonsense.

[skinniestslvt]

God I fucking love cutting its so fucking fun Im gonna try not to do it again but the whole process is so fun1!1!1!1 The blood dripping, the cuts opening slowly, blood blood blood, bandaging after, removing bloody bandages, the bloody bandaids, the pain when moving, the wounds healing, adding more and more bandages. Its so fucking pretty. It makes me feel so euphoric. Why don’t people like cuts? It’s literally so beautiful. The blood is so pretty.

[dragon-razor-writings]

…I'm 19, what the fuck-

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[randgugotur-6]

Burn, Hollywood, Burn - Razor Rants

[airytificer]

i just remembered that someone in a reblog of 1 of my posts was curious on my take on razor because of my safety tunnels sruvivor post. the one that is actual art of the STS. so uhhh sofry tumblr i'm not sparing the 10 paragraph post because this singular person was curious. you know who you are

apologies, dear razor fans, she is simply insufferable and i am a hater. proceed with caution there is so much text

firstly, her existence makes no sense, how in the WORLD is she a hybrid bestial if the "child logic" chart from pushpin and fossil exists. how is anyone in her pack a hybrid bestial. like are they going to explain that because if one has a child via either spawning stone OR respawn terminal they. aren't hybrids. or usually even the same animal as their parents?? how does razor's pack even exist??? explanation pls?? please don't tell me that she's a wolf-bear hybrid for plot convenience i beg.

other than that, razor also feels a little unreasonably aggressive for someone who is 23. even her packmates don't seem like the type of people to immediately threaten a random person's life because her silly little best friend is fucking dead and they also have nothing to do with it. Actual Grown Woman i tell you, even if she was raised in the forest. her packmates. are better.

speaking on aggressiveness, she is also violent. unreasonably. she hunts survivors; she is omnivorous. gum points this out. razor mutilates a citizen because they wouldn't give directions to a respawn terminal. she has killed fuzzball's classmate because they were "intimidating" her instead of like, idk, being reasonable and indirectly helping fuzzball's school situation. fuzzball didn't even want her to be killed but razor passes it off as like "oooh but it sounded like sheee wanted to kill youuuu" girl you KILLED HER and LIED to YOUR mother so YOU wouldn't get in TROUBLE AND YOU GOT ANOTHER PERSON KILLED AND EATEN IN THAT PROCESS. and fuzzball just goes "maybe you did a good thing" THEY COULDN'T EVEN GET THE HUSK BACK OH MY GYFOSFSUDGGG.

i need an entire paraggraph dedicated to razor and the safety tunnel survivors im so sory

the safety tunnel survivors' situation is dire, their literal only choice to stay completely safe is camping around in the tunnels and eating people. other food sources? probably all consumed by now and they would risk their lives dearly (they are DELICATE OBJECTS mind you, just adds on to the risk even just with the parasites) by going outside. ("it's our only food source" -lava lamp) "those people can't defend themselves" NEITHER CAN THE FUCKING DELICATE OBJECTS. THEY HAVE TO BE COWARDLY OR THEY WILL DIE. they probably know that it's unethical, but they would also have 0 clue on if this apocalyptic event will ever end so what's even the point of worrying about those people's families from their perspectives? it's hopeless for them. sure, wanda COULD go outside to get food. she is a trained assassin. BUT WANDA IS BLIND. THE RISK IS STILL FAR TOO HIGH IN THIS SITUATION. echolocation probably isn't even good enough to avoid parasites (they're so tiny dude)!!!!!! and especially the lage-stage events where the parasites are doing backflips through ways of infecting people. echolocation makes noise and attracts assimilated objects. also, RAZOR IS UNNECESSARILY POWERFUL WHEN KILLING THE SURVIVORS. razor can break A FUCKING FISHTANK, WHICH HAS REINFORCED GLASS, JUST BY ROARING AT HIM. and then she just fucking one-shots the other guys and figuratively dies. why? because they mentioned chowing down on her already-dead best friend. ooo this was TOTALLY just to show off delirium symptoms oghmyfshgjhj. girl this is what i mean by the delicate objects can't even defend themselves.

dragonscale can breathe fire because she is a demon. why can't sticker sheet paralyse and kill razor using his incredibly toxic venom, he's a blue ring octopus, right? LAVA LAMP IS ALSO A DEMON, WHY CAN'T SHE ALSO BREATHE FIRE? oh sorry forgot that the main characters aren't allowed to die sorry plot armour hahaah i hate everything

warhammer, a lawless king, is her father and it genuinely kind of makes her sound more like a mary sue oc because of that. i find it a litle funny.

most of my hate stems from the safety tunnel survivors stuff. it drove me a biiiiit insane. i hope the person who reblogged my post is happy with this.

[child--ish]

I noticed that I have a very big inclination to see stuff as family, like I see Kazu and Beidou as son and mother (Ning being the other mother) and Lisa and Razor also as mother and son, I also strongly believe that Cyno and Razor 𝗮𝗿𝗲 related in some way, & if that's true, she also can potentially be to Cyno, too! And I see Collei, Nari, and Cyno as like they're her parents and it's cute and stuff! I also hope with all my heart that Ei and Scara will be happy some day. Oh, and ALSO, I see Xiao, Hu Tao, Zhongli (Ganyu is also thrown in the mix) as a happy family. And Diluc and Kaeya as adopted bros. oh, oh! and Furina and Neuvi as father and daughter.

So, yeahhh, a BIG tendency to see stuff as family–

Also! for those who like Zhongli fam here

It's a fic about them with a little bit of chili sprinkled in =)

[razoreniye]

Honestly this goes for so many fandoms too-

Some rando adult: why do people want to fuck the cuphead flower guy, wtf cringe much lol???

Me: listen buddy boy I checked your blog and you're thirsty for some 13 year old chibi anime thing so I don't think you get the right to judge

[dragon-razor-writings]

Okay, random thought:

Football Clubs would be Edge Cults.

[nyx-of-darkness-1620]

New torture method: razors.

I’m not talking about those contraptions meant to shave your unwanted personal pricklies, but the pushy-go-vroom-vrooms that when they hit you makes your ankles want to cry almost as much as you want to.

These little duo-devil-mobiles are vicious. It’s like they’re designed to cause kids the most pain possible while riding them (not that I blame them)

And yet, they’re still so fun to ride! My favorite is going down a big hill with them :)

For those who are confused, I’m talking about these little oversized meat skates:

Get hit with one of these and it’s lights out for your toes.

Like just imagine how the scene will go:

Captor: Bring out the razors.

Captive: oh no

*razor scooters emerge, silver glinting demonically in the eerie half-light*

Captive: oh fuck it’s worse

[heated-razor-writings]

I just realized that I have 19 OCs that belong to no real fandom, no original work, and have no real lore.

Weird.

[razoreniye]

Omfg I LOVE how dark and fucked up Cagney is. I really hope they revive this show, even if it's unlikely, because I NEED to see this on screen.

Continuing the tradition of posting ANY and ALL “official” Cagney Carnation mentions… this snippet is from the “Dice on Ice” script on DD’s Twitter (Director of the Cuphead show but he says it’s fanfic sooo 🫢)

THIS ONE 😭😭😭 Script is from “A Very Devil Wedding” ohhh what a STINKER.

[thefrogdalorian]

Hi friends!

I've been a bit quiet on here recently because I've been having A Week and my driving test is now ✨t o m o r r o w✨ and I am FREAKING out about it asdhgdjh. I feel like I'm coming down with a cold too, but hopefully I can pass!! 🥺

I enjoyed the finale of TBB but I was far too stressed to really Perceive much of it so I think I definitely need a rewatch this weekend when my head is back down here on Earth again. 

Any good vibes for tomorrow would be appreciated! I hope when it comes to my manoeuvres I can reach past all the Din Djarin brainrot up there in my big ol' head, keep calm and remember what I've been taught. I feel like I can pass, just hope my nerves don't get the better of me!

I hope normal service will be resumed very soon and I'll be back to filling up your dashboards with ramblings about The Tin Can Man.

Hope you're all having a nice week! 

Love, Spud 🐸🩷

[yagurlhere]

Hey guys, do you have any controversial opinions about Objectified? Please tell me. (I have...mixed feelings about the comic, to say the least.)

(Obligatory picture cause I feel like people wouldn't notice this if I don't have any picture in it)

WARNING: LANGUAGE

I honestly want Dynamite to go bat sh*t insane and start killing people...like, I want them to tap back into his primal instincts, cause it's been like...EPISODE 27, since I think we last saw a storyline about his conflicts with his instincts, and I kind of rlly hate how they seem to have dumped it...it was rlly interesting but ever since Hide and Seek we barely see it ever more...Lean Meat didn't feel like a conclusion. I'm glad they're sort of bringing it back, but I just kind of want to see Dynamite snap and do something similar to Razor under the effects of Delirium.

[ms-scarletwings]

I gotta remember to cool it with how much I’m on fandom subreddits because it gets me in some unbecoming kind of moods at times