#razor rants

[mmeowmints]

I have a feeling that raiden is a MASTER at eating pussy,, he’d be nervous while doing it but he’s honestly good at it. he’d be grabbing and massaging ur thighs and hips, praising u to death. he also fucking loves it when u pull his hair as he does it. yeah idk man I just,, I think abt him a lot

[dragon-razor-writings]

Thought:

Forged In Fire is just a commercialized Forge cult meeting.

[skinniestslvt]

God I fucking love cutting its so fucking fun Im gonna try not to do it again but the whole process is so fun1!1!1!1 The blood dripping, the cuts opening slowly, blood blood blood, bandaging after, removing bloody bandages, the bloody bandaids, the pain when moving, the wounds healing, adding more and more bandages. Its so fucking pretty. It makes me feel so euphoric. Why don’t people like cuts? It’s literally so beautiful. The blood is so pretty.

[child--ish]

I noticed that I have a very big inclination to see stuff as family, like I see Kazu and Beidou as son and mother (Ning being the other mother) and Lisa and Razor also as mother and son, I also strongly believe that Cyno and Razor 𝗮𝗿𝗲 related in some way, & if that's true, she also can potentially be to Cyno, too! And I see Collei, Nari, and Cyno as like Collei is the sweet younger sibling and Nari is the responsible, (sassy) older sibling that takes care of the other (and Cyno is the older sibling's boyfriend that just hangs out and the other sibling loves them [platonicly], which is mutual) or as parents to Collei! I also hope with all my heart that Ei and Scara will be happy some day. Oh, and ALSO, I see Ganyu, Xiao, Hu, and Zhongli as a happy family. And Diluc and Kaeya as adopted bros. oh, oh! and Furina and Neuvi as father and daughter.

So, yeahhh, a BIG tendency to see stuff as family–

Also! for those who like Zhongli fam here

It's a fic about them with a little bit of chili sprinkled in =)

[thefrogdalorian]

Hi friends!

I've been a bit quiet on here recently because I've been having A Week and my driving test is now ✨t o m o r r o w✨ and I am FREAKING out about it asdhgdjh. I feel like I'm coming down with a cold too, but hopefully I can pass!! 🥺

I enjoyed the finale of TBB but I was far too stressed to really Perceive much of it so I think I definitely need a rewatch this weekend when my head is back down here on Earth again. 

Any good vibes for tomorrow would be appreciated! I hope when it comes to my manoeuvres I can reach past all the Din Djarin brainrot up there in my big ol' head, keep calm and remember what I've been taught. I feel like I can pass, just hope my nerves don't get the better of me!

I hope normal service will be resumed very soon and I'll be back to filling up your dashboards with ramblings about The Tin Can Man.

Hope you're all having a nice week! 

Love, Spud 🐸🩷

[nyx-of-darkness-1620]

New torture method: razors.

I’m not talking about those contraptions meant to shave your unwanted personal pricklies, but the pushy-go-vroom-vrooms that when they hit you makes your ankles want to cry almost as much as you want to.

These little duo-devil-mobiles are vicious. It’s like they’re designed to cause kids the most pain possible while riding them (not that I blame them)

And yet, they’re still so fun to ride! My favorite is going down a big hill with them :)

For those who are confused, I’m talking about these little oversized meat skates:

Get hit with one of these and it’s lights out for your toes.

Like just imagine how the scene will go:

Captor: Bring out the razors.

Captive: oh no

*razor scooters emerge, silver glinting demonically in the eerie half-light*

Captive: oh fuck it’s worse

[thecranewivesrpf]

listening to my crane wives playlist is just an infinite cycle of "HELL YEAH -SONG NAME-" vibes the fuck out for 4 minutes "that was so fun :3 OH MY GOSH ITS -SONG NAME-"

[dailyrazordoodle]

day 149: hello lads i learned how to make simple recolor mods while i was gone hehe

mod is here btw!

[hiraya-rawr]

thinking about the wealthy adult giving allowances to the three kids in their party;

aka diluc, bennett, fischl, and razor

[forwomenbiwomen]

You know after finding radical feminism, and engaging with the theory seriously, I understand now what it means to be empowered. In the genuine, legitimate way. I feel like an actual human being, an actual animal, with actual thoughts and feelings that are HEARD. And UNDERSTOOD. By so many women of whom I was taught to dismiss and scorn.

Like I stopped shaving a few weeks ago. I feel empowered to do that, having been given the tools to stand up against the glares and the snide comments.

I stopped wearing makeup a few months ago. I felt empowered to do that, realising that my actual human face is worth something more than a decoration.

I started eating well and working out. I felt empowered to do that, having come to the realisation that I'm a human being with thoughts and desires and what the fuck was I doing with my life if I wasn't becoming the buff, athletic, energetic woman I dreamed about becoming as a child.

All of these things are not offered by liberal feminism. All of these things are sidelined as a choice that some women...."you know the type"..... did when they were scared and angry and stupidly lashing out at the poor men and their 'simple expectations for women's hygiene'. BULLSHIT.

I'm working on grounding myself in my own pov, one that isn't an invisible male audience. I'm arming myself with the knowledge to fight back against anti-feminist movements, and how to identify them. I'm working on centring women, and thinking critically about my own actions in relation to ALL of this.

How the fuck have I missed all of this for the majority of my life. I am a HUMAN BEING???????!? NOT A DECORATION????!?!?!???? Literally mind blowing, and

I never noticed it until now????????.

Every woman in my life is traditionally feminine. I believe they will shun me for being an extremist if I express my anger at the patriarchy. Idk but if this is extreme what the fuck is normal. Who made this up. When can I kill him 😭

[gunkyfeline]

should i do era 3 ghoul designs (plus era 4+5 redesigns because the old ones hurt my eyes now)

[timberpen]

So I might actually do this so here is what I got so far for the Horror Writer SAGAU

The idea is that said horror writer is isekaied into Tavyat. Their works and WIP were previously appearing in various parts of Tavyat in the form of books. It is heavily debated in Tavyat wether these books are warnings, documentation of past events or a testimony of events that are currently going on in their current world. An example of how much this effects Tavyat is that the Creepypasta fanfic they wrote when they were 12 has caused those that believe it to be a warning/past events have been calling for forested areas to be heavily patrolled and that their nation’s children show not be allowed to enter such places alone vision holder or not for fear that the SlenderMan taking them. A few weeks before the creator decends an imposter showed up. The imposter is cruel and threatens to release the horrors in the stories on Tavyat as a whole if they do not obey their creator’s every order. One of those orders is to destroy anyone that tries to impersonate The Creator. When the actual Creator arrives they are surprised to see the state of Tavyat. As they try to make their was to Mondstadt, they get chased down by Outrider Amber who manages to get a (thankfully) non-pyro infused shot in the shoulder of The Creator. You can imagine the shock she feels upon seeing this “imposter” bleeds (color to be determined). Amber realizes what is happening but knows they are currently in no shape to take down the real imposter. She gives The Creator a brief rundown on the situation and helps bring them somewhere safe to recover their strength which happens to be in Wolvendom. That is where they meet Razor and his Lupical that don’t trust the Imposter Creator. However when they find find the real Creator they can smell from their blood that they are the real Creator to which they immediately shelter them. (I’m a Razor main and he doesn’t get nearly enough recognition in this au.)

[dragon-razor-writings]

Here's a very stupid idea for a ship:

Steve x Reina.

Gene-modded British Boxer somehow ends up with a Mishima. No one fully knows how it happened.

Shenanigans ensue.

[harryshomebaby]

bed sheets that pill with friction you can’t avoid at the bottom of the bed… my enemy

[an-unloving-god]

Listening to "Fall, Little Wendy Bird, Fall" and went down a "Wouldn't It Be Funny" pipeline

Anyways, new Avatar of Vengeance Ajay listening to Mar and Shouto talk about the grievances that their parents give them in an attempt to bond.

Ajay, caring for their older siblings and listening to the souls around them, decides that the most simple solution to the problem would be to just get rid of Lucinda and Endeavor. And the passed away members of the league of villains being upset that the person who hurt Dabi is still alive would make for perfect little helpers.

Shouto finds out that Endeavor died in a house fire because decay struck his body and made it impossible for him to run away or use his quirk. Mar finds out that somehow her mother and siblings got onto a ship in the middle of a giant storm, and only her siblings miraculously survived.

Those two are grieving their parents, but Ajay seems suspiciously calm and comforting. And they smell of seawater and campfires.

[thefrogdalorian]

UCS Lego Razor Crest Build Update!

I made a lot of progress this weekend as I was feeling pretty burnt out from being on an exhausting emotional rollercoaster last week. So, it was nice to take a couple of days for myself, away from social media and just build Lego!

Even though tumblr doesn't always feel like it is social media, it definitely is, so I think it's always wise to have a break if you're not in the right headspace for the constant onslaught of information. I have definitely got better at realising when I need a little time away. But now I'm back and I'm excited to catch up on what I missed!

Before that though, I thought I would update you lot on my progress building my Lego of the GOAT Star Wars ship. There are so many details, I am truly in nerd heaven building this baby!

Anyway, more rambling and gushing over all of that under the cut:

Firstly, I did some more work on the interior!

You can see (L-R) the bunk, the carbonite freezer thing (it probably has a technical term ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) complete with some nice frozen bounties ANDDDD Din's weapons closet!!!! The little yellow sticker on top reads "Child On Board" in aurbesh and it even has a little silhouette of Grogu, I melted at this detail.

Then, I completed the cockpit! The pilot's seat is so cool, it even rotates and I put Din on it to model! Plus, thEY KEPT GROGU'S BALL IN! So sweet. I love that there are three seats in this one as the smaller playset only had two. Which is fine, it's a kid's toy but this one is leagues ahead and I truly appreciate every little detail!

At the back of the cockpit is a little storage space for Grogu's pram plus FROG LADY'S EGGS!!! I put Din's helmet on there too and here, have another photo of Din in the cockpit just because he's sO CUTE!!

Finally I finished the ramps! There are three in total two ramps towards the front, Din modelling once again and the rear one is much bigger with a cool mechanism!

I've almost finished building the first box. The second will have the big engines I think, but that's mainly it for the interior. It's been a blast so far and I cannot wait to continue the build!!