#lava lamp objectified

[scruffedknife]

could you maybe possibly draw wanda from objectified !!!!! pretty please !!! (she pops out in doomed world 1 & 2 im sure)

[airytificer]

i started rushing at the end we dont talk about it

you guys like wandalamp right. you guys understand the reference right.

[shrimp-and-rice]

the lineart looks like ASS so all you get is the rough sketch </3 maybe i’ll finish it when i have the confidence for lineart again

[gardenofeden5457]

teehee

[cupids-rainbows]

Self-indulgent/Synpath Painkiller stimboard ! (Okay to tag as kin, etc. :3)

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[your-fav-is-divorced]

Wanda and Lava Lamp from Objectified please!! They give of the vibe of a divorced couple

could not find wanda 😭

Lava Lamp and Wanda from Objectified are Divorced!

[rockplaylists]

sage jarious kelly is known as the emo boy backstage at wwe. he is 26 years old and a valet for cm punk and resides in red bank, new jersey. he has an obsession with shopping at hot topic stores to this day despite his parents hopes for this to be just a phase. the person that got him into wrestling is his older sister and younger brother which all started because of an undertaker action figure.

“ note to self; if you feel unwanted or like an outcast, remember that you are like fries at the bottom of the bag; unnoticed at first, but eventually someone is going to love to see you!   “

PERSONALITY

+  flirtatious, playful, wisecracking - sarcastic, defiant, devious

LIKES AND DISLIKES

👍  marijuana, rock music, getting tattooed, collecting several different stuffed animals then naming them after his favorite band members, vegan dinosaur chicken nuggets, doing his makeup, watching horror movies, coloring with crayon in coloring books, pirates, rob zombie and lava lamps. 👎 being exploited and objectified, being alone, people trying to comfort him, losing credibility, overly religious people, corrupted police officers, and being forced to share his feelings.

HISTORY

tba.

CONNECTIONS

priscilla kelly - when they first reunited after sage ranaway from home, priscilla was holding on to a lot of resentment towards her brother for basically making her get stuck with their parents after they got a divorce. following the divorce, their mother reportedly started drinking and had displayed erratic behavior, and distanced herself from the family and their father was getting thrown in jail on a regular basis. along with the fear of child protective services knocking on the door, threatening to take their youngest brother away due to their parents' irresponsible behavior, which was all things that she can't even imagine exactly how she had made it on her own without the help from sage. however, within some time they were bonding as siblings again and were able to build a close relationship with each other, closer than the one that sage has with his younger brother. priscilla always confides in sage whenever she has a problem, she turns to him whenever she needs advice on raising their brother, or even for more general type of things as well.

phil brooks - phil is a close friend of sage. initially, sage began to develop a sexual attraction to phil immediately after they were both called inside of the boss's office to explain how sage was going to be phil's valet from now on. sage had then begun to flirt with and even proposition phil, much to the latter's annoyance and even throws dismissive expletives at him. although it seems, after their initial meeting, they were off to a bad start, their relationship had greatly improved. phil is now genuinely caring about sage, and wants to protect him from harm. phil also sees when sage is being fake with him, and he tries to get through his "act", phil describes it on multiple occasions, which makes sage feel uncomfortable any time that he does call him out for it.

damon williams - damon is sage's former boyfriend that basically had a hand in helping sage runaway from home. while sage is really appreciative of what damon has done for him, he is also rather intimidated being around this man no matter the cause and is physically uncomfortable in his presence, even back when he was working for him before finding a way out, and deep down has strong hatred towards him. it isn't that hard to believe either considering the fact that damon would try to simultaneously sweet talk sage by calling him his baby and asking him to come back home to him, then switch to verbally abusing him and threatening to kill sage and his family.

[rawiswhore]

Mike Awesome/That 70's Guy x Fem Reader- "Kelly, Kelly"

Mike Awesome was a professional wrestler with so much potential.

Even though he wasn't very good cutting wrestling promos, he had a muscular physique but did flips by jumping off of the top ropes in a wrestling ring and was in the cruiserweight division despite having a muscular, beefy physique.

However, Mike's potential as well as his career was ruined in the year 2000, when joined wrestling company WCW in their worst year.

Not only did they embarrass Mike by making him have a gimmick where he has a fetish for fat women (basically a chubby chaser), they soon dropped his Fat Chick Thrilla gimmick and made him play That 70's Guy---a man completely stuck in the 1970's.

While That 70's Guy wasn't that humiliating in comparison to the Fat Chick Thrilla, That 70's Guy wasn't really that great of a gimmick.

But...there was some positive things about him playing That 70's Guy, because when he played that gimmick, he no longer had a fetish for fat women, which made you happy considering you're rather thin and slender, and you wanted him both on television as well as off to lust over you because you lusted over him.

During Mike's That 70's Guy tenure,  on a "WCW Thunder" episode in September 2000, Mike was hosting his chat show known as Lava Lamp Lounge, where he'd lounge on a couch dressed in a 1970's leisure suit while talking with people---usually women---as stereotypical 70's disco music played.

Because Mike was so stuck in the 1970's, on this aforementioned "WCW Thunder" episode where he hosted his  Lava Lamp Lounge while sitting on the couch, after he introduced you on the microphone and said his name, you strutted onto the stage towards his couch wearing a long fringy vest with a midriff bearing crop top that reached below your breasts and very short skintight shorts with wedged platform high heels.

The outfit you wore was a replica of the outfit Kelly Bundy from "Married With Children" wore and modeled in a 1994 episode where Al Bundy gives his shoe store a 1970's makeover.

Although, Kelly's outfit looked more 60's than 70's, but the 70's were just the 1960's 2.0.

When you strolled to Mike's couch in that Kelly Bundy outfit and appeared on screen (as well as in front of the audience watching this), Mike's eyes had grown wide and his eyebrows raised, his eyes were completely staring at you.

He couldn't take his eyes off of you and his eyes nearly bugged out of their sockets when you arrived on his show dressed in that provocative outfit.

Mike's eyes studied you up and down, objectifying you, his eyes reading you from your chest and peering you all the way down to your feet.

But you weren't taken aback by it, in fact, you wanted him to pay attention to you dressed like that.

You wore that Kelly Bundy inspired outfit just for him.

The males in the audience definitely cheered for you, loudly cheering for you and even whistling at you, making those corny whistles that men make when they see a sexy woman.

Those kinds of whistles are known as "wolf whistles".

You smiled as you strutted on stage towards the couch.

"Do you like my outfit?" you asked Mike when you stood in front of him, turning your body around to show the back of your outfit, especially show your shorts.

Many male fans in the audience cheered and whistled at you when you turned your body around and showed off the back of your shorts.

"Is this even a question?" Mike asked into the microphone he was holding.

Really, you shouldn't have asked him that question, you can tell by his facial expression-especially his eyes---that he was checking you out.

"I can tell you were into me" you said with a smile on your face as you sat down next to him.

You carried a microphone with you when you strutted on stage in that Kelly Bundy-like outfit and continued holding that microphone when you sat down next to him.

While you sat next to Mike, you and he began flirting with each other, he clearly flirting with you whereas you were trying to seduce him, approaching yourself closer towards him.

 As you tried seducing him, you grinned wickedly and sounded sexy while playing your hand on his chest, your hand playing with and stroking his chest and seemingly trying to unbutton his shirt.

Your head and his head were turned sideways as you and he talked with each other.

One of your hands was behind his head while you leaned yourself closer to him, and your fingers were stroking with and playing with bits of his hair behind his head.

"That outfit you're wearing looks like something you'd wear with Dude Love" Mike mentioned as his hand pointed to your outfit, and many people in the audience--both male and female---agreed with that.

Dude Love was Mick Foley's hippie character.

[vnusplanetoflove]

hobbies include looking at lava lamps and objectifying men

[blueinkblot]

Fuck ton of asks! 3, 9, 10, 12, 15, 16, 17, 24, 28, 29, 31, 34, 37, 42, 43, 48, 54, 65, 66, 71, 77, 86, 95, 96, 98

This is for the gay-ish asks

3 - what is your favorite part about your body?

My mind. Done.

9 - weird habit?

IIIIIIII can’t think of one right now?

My roommate would probably say leaving the bathroom door open once I’m done in the bathroom.

10 - favorite meme?

YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME

Nah, it’s probably “guess I’ll just die”, the one with the dude shrugging, because you can use it everywhere.

12 - ever used a bow and arrow?

Hell yes. It’s exhilirating. Mind you (for those of you who know bows) it’s only like a 12-15 lb. force bow, but it’s GREAT.

15 - do you think musicals are cheesy?

Real talk? I used to before I really got them.

But now I have somebody in my family who wants to do musical theater, so… nah, they’re awesome.

16 - have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?

Yep! Women’s march two years ago at my university.

17 - favorite Cards against Humanity card?

Ah fuck.

“A decent fucking Internet connection” or “A cop that is also a dog.”

24 - what’s something most people love that you hate?

Dresses/skirts is what I’m gonna go with rn. Partially because I wear my pancreas and so I have to have somewhere to put it (*cough* pockets *cough*), but also because I feel exposed in a skirt of either sort.

Although I did love my senior prom dress something fierce.

29 - describe your passion without mentioning it

Words on a page. The smell of ink and old books. Finding *just* the right pen to use on that paper. Not filling half of your notebooks. Finding inspiration in everything and nothing. Stringing together 50,000 words in a month just because you want to, but being unable to fill 2 pages for a class.

31 - give us one thing about you that no one knows

Bah, I’m going to go easy on this one since you all can’t see me.

I have vitiligo! I’m like a really slowly moving, human lava lamp.

34 - what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Lots of them.

“Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen. Just… me bouncing around everywhere.

37 - something you fantasize about?

I answered this on another set of asks, but being famous? Like, on the red carpet, hanging out with celebrities famous.

Also getting one-upping people from my past who thought I was weird. Not… the healthiest thing, but we all have our fantasies.

42 - the last time you felt broken?

hmm… working out. I think I have this perception of myself, and when I can’t physically do something it really puts me off. (This was, like, a month ago? I think?)

43 - are you starting to realize anything?

This was something I was going to say for #3 (the body one) - that my body is mine. Like, my mom hates the idea of piercings (beyond the lobe) or tattoos (at all), but I’m getting to the age where I’m on my own and my body is mine.

48 - do you have any kinks?

Yes.

(This is another one that I’ve answered - partially in this case, because I don’t want people looking me up later and find a defined, spelled-out list of my kinks)

54 - is trust a big issue for you?

I think for friends, no, but there’s a certain point that I hit for relationships - well, maybe it’s not only trust but also boredom? And a little bit of fear? I say it’s a trust thing because I worry I don’t want to get into relationships with people. Like I can get to know people all day (in fact, it’s how I prefer things), but the thought of actually consistently dating sort of freaks me out and I just… stop texting people.

65 - favorite term of endearment?

I think I call a lot of people darling in my head. It can be a lot of things - sweet, sophisticated, raunchy, you name it.

66 - who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening?

MARGAERY. FUCKING. TYRELL.

Her first scene is, like, at the Tournament of the Roses or whatever that is in Highgarden, I think, and she’s like cheering or something, and those gowns… oof.

That makes it sound super objectifying - but honestly, I think the thing I loved most about her was her cunning and her kindness to Sansa and her ability to love no matter what. But she’s suuuuuuper pretty as well.

Game of Thrones was, like, a total bi experience for me - it was her and Jaimie Lannister. *fans self*

71 - who was the first person you came out to?

My mom. It was… not the reaction I hoped for.

77 - is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

Yes. Mostly because I feel like people would think of me differently if they knew.

86 - hairline kisses or neck kisses?

Reactionary answer is neck kisses because yes. (I haven’t been kissed either way but… still.)

95 - do you have a favorite lesbian ship? Is it canon?

Ahhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuck.

I think it’s Lena Luthor x Supergirl/Kara Danvers - SuperCorp, I think? I don’t believe it’s canon and I even think the actress who plays Supergirl was ugly about Kara not being gay, too.

But Katie McGrath is a gift. (And I loved her as Morgana in “Merlin”)

96 - what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality?

Okay it’s not even the “oh bisexual people are more likely to cheat” or “bisexual people are half gay, half straight”, but it was the fact that I was on Tinder (which I KNOW is a hookup app, don’t even tell me) and had a couple like me that specifically had “looking for a bisexual third” in their profile. It’s like, you don’t know that I’ll like both of you.

98 - what is love to you?

Love is… selfless. And while I don’t mean giving relentlessly, I mean caring about somebody because it’s them and you like who they are. You like the things they like, maybe not on their own, but because it makes them happy. 

It’s feeling connected to somebody because you *know* them - how they tick, what they do, etc. I find knowing people comforting, and so to me gift giving is sort of like a test of how well you know them - if they light up when they see what you found for them, it’s like a confirmation of “oh, the way I think of them is right” sort of thing? That makes it sound sort of cold and calculating, I think, but that’s what I’m gonna brain dump now.

thanks @nonesofjune!

[uncledrifter]

going to objectify this raid boss (turn him into a lava lamp)

[airytificer]

i just remembered that someone in a reblog of 1 of my posts was curious on my take on razor because of my safety tunnels sruvivor post. the one that is actual art of the STS. so uhhh sofry tumblr i'm not sparing the 10 paragraph post because this singular person was curious. you know who you are

apologies, dear razor fans, she is simply insufferable and i am a hater. proceed with caution there is so much text

firstly, her existence makes no sense, how in the WORLD is she a hybrid bestial if the "child logic" chart from pushpin and fossil exists. how is anyone in her pack a hybrid bestial. like are they going to explain that because if one has a child via either spawning stone OR respawn terminal they. aren't hybrids. or usually even the same animal as their parents?? how does razor's pack even exist??? explanation pls?? please don't tell me that she's a wolf-bear hybrid for plot convenience i beg.

other than that, razor also feels a little unreasonably aggressive for someone who is 23. even her packmates don't seem like the type of people to immediately threaten a random person's life because her silly little best friend is fucking dead and they also have nothing to do with it. Actual Grown Woman i tell you, even if she was raised in the forest. her packmates. are better.

speaking on aggressiveness, she is also violent. unreasonably. she hunts survivors; she is omnivorous. gum points this out. razor mutilates a citizen because they wouldn't give directions to a respawn terminal. she has killed fuzzball's classmate because they were "intimidating" her instead of like, idk, being reasonable and indirectly helping fuzzball's school situation. fuzzball didn't even want her to be killed but razor passes it off as like "oooh but it sounded like sheee wanted to kill youuuu" girl you KILLED HER and LIED to YOUR mother so YOU wouldn't get in TROUBLE AND YOU GOT ANOTHER PERSON KILLED AND EATEN IN THAT PROCESS. and fuzzball just goes "maybe you did a good thing" THEY COULDN'T EVEN GET THE HUSK BACK OH MY GYFOSFSUDGGG.

i need an entire paraggraph dedicated to razor and the safety tunnel survivors im so sory

the safety tunnel survivors' situation is dire, their literal only choice to stay completely safe is camping around in the tunnels and eating people. other food sources? probably all consumed by now and they would risk their lives dearly (they are DELICATE OBJECTS mind you, just adds on to the risk even just with the parasites) by going outside. ("it's our only food source" -lava lamp) "those people can't defend themselves" NEITHER CAN THE FUCKING DELICATE OBJECTS. THEY HAVE TO BE COWARDLY OR THEY WILL DIE. they probably know that it's unethical, but they would also have 0 clue on if this apocalyptic event will ever end so what's even the point of worrying about those people's families from their perspectives? it's hopeless for them. sure, wanda COULD go outside to get food. she is a trained assassin. BUT WANDA IS BLIND. THE RISK IS STILL FAR TOO HIGH IN THIS SITUATION. echolocation probably isn't even good enough to avoid parasites (they're so tiny dude)!!!!!! and especially the lage-stage events where the parasites are doing backflips through ways of infecting people. echolocation makes noise and attracts assimilated objects. also, RAZOR IS UNNECESSARILY POWERFUL WHEN KILLING THE SURVIVORS. razor can break A FUCKING FISHTANK, WHICH HAS REINFORCED GLASS, JUST BY ROARING AT HIM. and then she just fucking one-shots the other guys and figuratively dies. why? because they mentioned chowing down on her already-dead best friend. ooo this was TOTALLY just to show off delirium symptoms oghmyfshgjhj. girl this is what i mean by the delicate objects can't even defend themselves.

dragonscale can breathe fire because she is a demon. why can't sticker sheet paralyse and kill razor using his incredibly toxic venom, he's a blue ring octopus, right? LAVA LAMP IS ALSO A DEMON, WHY CAN'T SHE ALSO BREATHE FIRE? oh sorry forgot that the main characters aren't allowed to die sorry plot armour hahaah i hate everything

warhammer, a lawless king, is her father and it genuinely kind of makes her sound more like a mary sue oc because of that. i find it a litle funny.

most of my hate stems from the safety tunnel survivors stuff. it drove me a biiiiit insane. i hope the person who reblogged my post is happy with this.

[airytificer]

the motivation to draw this fuckn goobers goes crazy

anyways

i made this drawing because i love stickertank and wandalamp seperately but also that one chester tumblr post vvv

fucking stickertandalamp. remind me to never draw front facing fishtank ever again

i invented stickertank i'm the inventor i can't believe my first invention is a ship of two characters who didn't even get a proper identifiable personality i'm ashamed in myself

[airytificer]

i've been making a lava lamp objectified cosplay recently (my room is an absolute mess, i have barely finished the prop btw) and i might not post it because of privacy reasons but like i'm probably gonna be the first person to make a safety tunnel survivor cosplay. or a minor character cosplay. in objectified. im so cool

[airytificer]

do you guys fw this

their favourite albums ^^^ this is mostly because of my headcannon that wanda listened to the scary jokes lol

(sort of struggled with lava lamp. i feel like she wouldn't listen to duvet though even if it is in the twilight album)

[airytificer]

i got a new device to draw digitally on yipee!!!! except it almost ran out of battery while i was drawing this lol,,

SAFETY TUNNEL SURVIVORS!!!!! they were such wasted potential for such interesting designs and characters just saying.. i'm still pissed about episode 62 by the way. i could rant about how much of a piece of overpowered obnoxious shit that razor is and go in absurd depth about these characters who half of you don't even know the proper personality of them buuuut i'll spare tumblr the 10 paragraph post. i am the #1 razor objectified hater