#objectified fishtank

[airytificer]

i got a new device to draw digitally on yipee!!!! except it almost ran out of battery while i was drawing this lol,,

SAFETY TUNNEL SURVIVORS!!!!! they were such wasted potential for such interesting designs and characters just saying.. i'm still pissed about episode 62 by the way. i could rant about how much of a piece of overpowered obnoxious shit that razor is and go in absurd depth about these characters who half of you don't even know the proper personality of them buuuut i'll spare tumblr the 10 paragraph post. i am the #1 razor objectified hater

[gardenofeden5457]

something is brewing

[stampernoa]

can you do fishtank and sticker sheet stamps please i beg i need them my little goobers,,,,,,,,,,

FISHTANK & STICKER SHEET - OBJECTIFIED

EEK!!!!

[scruffedknife]

can you draw the dumbest possible looking fishtank and sticker sheet together from objectified pretty please they're my goobers///////

[swaps55]

I don't know which of them you did already, so please pick substitutes for those you have already or simply write more OR give us a short scene instead of an answer (there can never be enough of those, right?). :) Sam/Kaidan otp ask 3 (please please please write a scene for Kaidan complimenting Sam in a not work-related way!) 12, 14, 19, 28. Pretty please.

OTP Asks

Ask and ye shall receive! Have some Kaidan complimenting Sam: 

~

Shepard comes out of the shower still dripping and toweling himself off, unable to stand still long enough to do it in the bathroom in the same way he wanders around the entire cabin while brushing his teeth.

His current state of undress more than makes up for the wet footprints he leaves in his wake. Not often Kaidan gets to just…stare at him this unabashedly. So he puts the datapad he’d been reading in bed on the nightstand and does exactly that.

When Shepard abandons the towel on the railing by the fishtank and looks up, the deep thought lines on his brow soften, replaced by something almost…bashful.

“What?” he asks, making his way down the stairs.

“Just…objectifying you a little,” Kaidan says, lips curving into a smile. He’s not even bothered by the abandoned wet towel that’s slid into a heap on the floor.

Ok, he’s a little bothered.

“Objectifying me?” Shepard says in mock dismay as he digs out a clean pair of briefs and tugs them on. Not many people get to see the Savior of the Galaxy nearly trip and fall putting on his underwear. “But I thought you loved me for my charming personality.”

“That, too,” Kaidan concurs, still staring as Shepard rummages for a shirt.

“Forget the shirt,” Kaidan tells him. “C’mere and let me just…revel in you a little.”

Shepard hums, a little bit of pride mixing with the flush in his cheeks. He slips into bed beside Kaidan, deliberately rumpling the sheet to rest below his waist. Kaidan’s smile deepens as he rolls onto his shoulder, props on an elbow and lets his fingers wander across Shepard’s chest.

“You seem awfully enamored with me tonight.”

“Can you blame me? You’re breathtaking.”

Shepard preens a little under his touch. “Such flattery. You won me over a long time ago. Hardly need to keep trying so hard.”

“Why wouldn’t I?” Kaidan murmurs softly, stroking his cheek with a finger. “Look at you. I could tell you every day for the rest of your life how beautiful you are, and it wouldn’t be enough. Also, you wouldn’t believe me.”

“Probably not. But I won’t…discourage you.”

“Okay then, I think I will.” He leans over and kisses him, soft, slow, unbearably tender. “You’re beautiful, Sam.”

“Flirt.”

Kaidan huffs, tracing Shepard’s eyebrows with a thumb, thrill running through him as Shepard gazes back at him. No shield emitters. No opaque mirror. Right here, right now, all he sees in those eyes is Sam.

“You know,” Kaidan muses, “I used to be intimidated as hell by that stare of yours.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah. The way you just…look at someone like you’ve speared them to a wall.”

“I find it helps me get the information I want a lot faster,” he says with a lopsided smile.

Kaidan chuckles. “Well, it works. ‘Cause when you turned it on me I was terrified.”

Shepard sobers. “Kaidan, I never—”

Kaidan cups his cheek with a hand. “Those eyes…you read people in a glance. I swear it’s like you look right into their soul. I was always scared you’d look at me and…see.”

His brow creases. “See what?”

“That I never wanted you to look away.”

Shepard traps Kaidan’s hand with his own, expression raw.

“You’d smile at me and I’d see the sunrise. That rush of static I get from your field feels like coming home. I hear your voice and know I’m safe. I…I love you, Sam.”

“I love you, too,” Shepard whispers.

He pulls Kaidan down into another kiss, and it’s a long time before he lets go.  

[airytificer]

here's just. a variety of creations me and my partner (@zickzad1002) made in a whiteboard.

uhh tiny fishtanks are baby fishtanks. wwe were playing skribbl.io and that just got created. for some reason. baby safety tunnel survivors objectified. i can't not share this inside joke with the world (also razor's there buuuuut she's kind of drawn more like a pissed off rabid dog than an oh-so-scary eyes turn red bear-wolf hyrbid creature demon

[gardenofeden5457]

teehee

[airytificer]

baby fishtank objectified

[airytificer]

the motivation to draw this fuckn goobers goes crazy

anyways

i made this drawing because i love stickertank and wandalamp seperately but also that one chester tumblr post vvv

fucking stickertandalamp. remind me to never draw front facing fishtank ever again

i invented stickertank i'm the inventor i can't believe my first invention is a ship of two characters who didn't even get a proper identifiable personality i'm ashamed in myself

[airytificer]

do you guys fw this

their favourite albums ^^^ this is mostly because of my headcannon that wanda listened to the scary jokes lol

(sort of struggled with lava lamp. i feel like she wouldn't listen to duvet though even if it is in the twilight album)

[airytificer]

I LOVE THESE GOOBERS SO MUCH 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 oh my gourd its still a wip 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

teehee

[zickzad1002]

i drew fishtank objectified mpreg (the third image)

here's just. a variety of creations me and my partner (@zickzad1002) made in a whiteboard.

uhh tiny fishtanks are baby fishtanks. wwe were playing skribbl.io and that just got created. for some reason. baby safety tunnel survivors objectified. i can't not share this inside joke with the world (also razor's there buuuuut she's kind of drawn more like a pissed off rabid dog than an oh-so-scary eyes turn red bear-wolf hyrbid creature demon