#Random shower thoughts

[mylittlepimp]

It was meant to be a marriage of politics, and instead she finds herself as the caregiver. Surrogate mother most days.

Emperor Caracalla is sweet. Often child like. Innocent. But easily manipulated.

Emperor Geta is not as sweet or innocent. He's often angry. Hungry. Fearsome.

Both are troubled and unloved. Both somehow lean on her, and only her for their needs.

Emperor Geta loves to show her off during the day. Parade her around on his arm, dress her in the finest gold accessories and beautiful fabrics that compliment her skin. She's his after all. His wife.

But by night.

Emperor Caracalla seeks her comfort. To be held by her, while he mumbles on and on about how mean Geta is to him. She'll hold Caracalla's head in her lap, run her fingers through his hair, and she'll listen to him.

These routines have been going on for years.

Until Emperor Geta finds out that is.

Emperor Geta shouts at his brother, screaming at him like a rabid hound to stay away from his wife!

Emperor Caracalla is reduced to tears, begging on his knees to stay around her. He doesn't want to lose his only lifeline to the care, the love, and the longing he so desperately desires.

Emperor Geta throws his cup of wine at his brother. He won't hear of it. His brother's tears mean nothing to him. His begging pointless. She's his wife and he does not share with anyone!

(I don't know where that came from but I had to write it down)

[averagecontentenjoyer121]

Random shower thought:

Hypnos, from Greek mythology, is kinda like Santa Claus but instead of being presents to nice kids he brings sleep to people

And Thantos, his brother, is like Krampus, if instead of kidnapping naughty kids he took those whose time was up.

[reicraft]

I forget that canonically the pjo characters are 80/90’s kids….

[maggisaaart]

Iceberg would be in his 60’s today. If he had died in 1997 and he was around 35. That means that Gears was 41 when he passed.

Just a thought I had

(I got these dates from wiki idk so plz don’t quote me on this :( )

[autumnslance]

Menphina, holding a large, squirming puppy: "Hydaelyn! Look what the mortals gave me!"

Hydaelyn: "Ohhhhh, how adorable! ...A problem in a few thousand years, but what a sweet divine conception of the new satellite. Speaking of concepts, this is a major change to yours, so be sure to check in."

Menphina: "I was going to have tea with the Watcher to center myself. But I was thinking, while I'm there, don't you have Argos helping him mind Zodiark?"

Hydaelyn: "Yes, why?"

Menphina: "I don't want Dalamud to be bored while I'm chatting with our friend, and I bet Argos could use a break..."

Hydaelyn: "...You want to arrange a puppy play date?"

Menphina: "Pleeeaaasse??"

Hydaelyn: "You know that I cannot say no to anything that cute. Or to that face you're making. Have fun, dear."

Menphina: "Thanks! C'mon, boy!"

Later...

The Watcher: "...Then they stole and buried a dozen recording crystals each, ate more wildlife, and then tore through the loporrit's newest excavation tunnels and dismantled several helper constructs, despite Livingway firmly reminding them that those are not chew toys."

Hydaelyn, sighing dreamily: "Such good hounds. And so cute while doing it!"

The Watcher: "It's going to take a couple hundred years to get all this fur out of my robes..."

[elystelleven]

I imagine a modern AU scenario where Vanilla is invited by Strawberry Crepe to play some video games and is interested to buy some for him and his wife, but the catch is that he is literally so. God. Awful. At almost every single genre there is to the point where it pisses Crepe off so the only kind of games he bought are farming sims. Just straight-up, farming sims. Not even a different kind of cozy game, though Crepe tried to gift him a few puzzle and rhythm-based ones just to add some variety to his selection, but it still isn't too effective because that old geezer sucks THAT bad.

(P.S. I'm not implying that farming or life sims are for losers I'm just saying that PV would definitely pour hours onto his Animal Crossing island or something)

White Lily on the other hand... I imagine her having a bit more tech literacy than Vanilla somehow (being the smart one and working as a scientist and all) and is a literal god at puzzle and rhythm games for some unknown reason to the point where even her own husband and the other Ancients find her terrifying. Not a single breathing person knows how she reached that level of skill, and that's only the icing on the cake of how eccentric of a cookie she can be. That sopping wet cat...

[riotcat103]

in the question "would you make out with your clone?"

Leander and Vere definitely would, Kuras and Mhin probably not..what about Ais? I'm stuck between yes he would and no he'll probably be buddies with them but then again its Ais so like what

[goosterlou]

I feel like starting a conversation

@demonmew25 what's your opinion on the soulmate trope?

[risenwrites]

Risen's Shower Thoughts:

(Spoilers under the cut for Dressrosa and Doflamingo's backstory)

"Huh, I wonder what it would be like if Rosi was the one who got sick and died instead of Doffy's mom? What would it be like if the mob killed? What if Doffy and Rosi's mom ended up turning into what Doffy becomes in the canon because of the grief she felt for losing her sons? What if Homing joined the Navy like Rosi does and he ends up becoming the father figure for Law? Huh. That would sure be interesting."

[intheheartoftheking]

not me realizing that HOTD is a cautionary tale of parental neglect/the damage that comes from forcing your kids to live your dreams.

The fall of the Targaryen’s is literally because bloodlusting adults (ehem, I’m looking at you Otto and crispy) took advantage of the impulses and traumas of literal teenagers.

[falsesecuritysketches]

I love how people still draw/write androids with earphones or headphones listening to music even though we know fully well that they can just listen to it within their brain.

[anenlightenedwriter]

If you were to ask me about a traumatized man, with a beard, brown eyes, brown hair, is usually one of the people left alive after a traumatic event, whose hair is scraggly in the lowest moments in his life, mostly sacrifices himself to save his loved ones, is a leader. I have two men in mind… one is 19-21, the other is 35-40 years old. Kaladin from Stormlight Archives and Odysseus from The Odyssey.

[freyapoststhings]

NO BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN STEVE MEETS SUZIE??? WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS??? HE WOULD ADORE HER????

[wanderneverlost]

What if:

Omega is found by Ventress before she and Crosshair splits?!?!?

What if Ventress offers to help Crosshair get to the rest of the squad and offers to teach/ protect Omega?!?!?

[seathesee]

i need someone to make an edit of the egg families to rebecca sugar’s “love like you” immediately

[shame-is-a-wasted-emotion]

I swear even if this person was high, I think they made a point

Sunshine twins!!

What if Brittany really lick his head???