#Ramen rambles

[gofloresgo]

[onsideramen]

WHY IS IT BALL SHAPED???? I NEVER NOTICED THIS??????/ IM SOBBING

[ramencat12]

alright everyone

Which one am i

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[wannaeatramyeon]

We got baby/childhood panel of Daniel, Jake, Zack, Johan, and recently Gun.

I can't stop think on how cute and chubby baby Gun is lol

Lookism 520 spoiler!

Lol. This feels very duality of man. Baby Gun coming out with UI made me lol.

Ok, gather round for Ramyeon's retelling of chapter 520.

So PTJ, with his fondness for SAD backstories cooked up one for Gun. And while it's not terrible and I didn't get food poisoning, it's tasting a bit bland because everyone is getting a SAD backstory and it's getting old y'know?

Onto the chapter-

Everyone is in love with Daddy Yamazaki, and for some reason that is bad and all the ladies chop their pinkies off to idk repent for their sins or something but even though the relationship appears to be consensual because he's had sex consensually with them all, it's still the women's fault.

In the end, the great big kind man that Daddy Yamazaki is lets them all carry his kids. Thank the heavens.

Daddy Yamazaki has Smaller Bro Yamazaki who also has a son btw (Haruto) - this is sort of important but it's hard to really feel much for them cos the son character (Haruto) has just been introduced in this chapter and will be likely killed off soon.

Anyway, I digress.

All the babies born are unimpressive so far. And you may think wtf how are babies unimpressive. Babies are just babies. Well, that's because Gun comes whooshing out the (Korean) womb with UI. Bro has built in UI from the start, kinda an impossible standard to reach so fine I get why the other babies are unimpressive.

Although if all the babies are unimpressive apart from Gun, the common denominator here is Daddy Yamazaki so maybe everyone should point the finger at him instead. Hmmm.

The chapter fast forwards to show Gun is a prodigy, he masters his training. He's only five and a kid, so he plays around with his friend but gets slapped by his mother for being a kid because it's not becoming of a future gang leader.

So even though he's FIVE, he still gets told to 'act accordingly' lol.

I think there's another timeskip, or PTJ really has lost the plot and forgotten what five year olds look like (tbh he has forgotten what 'elementary school' aged kids look like too) and Gun, genius that he is and following his mother's words takes down all the gangs in ONE DAY. WHEW.

But, PTJ is trying to desperately show it's nurture not nature. Gun wanted normal things but has been moulded to become a monster.

Gun's mother praises him for his violence and his deeds, and Gun wonders 'Huh, if mother dearest loves when I fight, and I must fight to be loved, what happens if I'm violent towards her?'. He punches her and gets praised for it.

Please see above point.

And another fast forward in time (presumably) to Gun trying to squish butterflies like the maniac he is.

Anyway, remember Smaller Bro Yamazaki's kid, Haruto, that was mentioned? Well he's the only one throughout that looked at Gun as if he was normal and told Gun he was free to do as he wants. He doesn't have to fight. Or have to be a leader if he doesn't wanna.

And sweet lil Gun doesn't really wanna, so he makes up his mind and tells Smaller Bro Yamazaki.

Smaller Bro Yamazaki loses his shit and is all who the fuck told you this nonsense. Gun snitches on Haruto, and this snitch doesn't get stitches and instead Haruto does when Smaller Bro Yamazaki tells Gun to kill Haruto. His own father tells Gun to kill HIS kid!

Dun dun dun CLIFFHANGER!

Overall very sad, very unfortunate. But please see my first point about PTJ's cooking.

I'm assuming in the coming chapters Haruto gets killed off. I would be super surprised if he doesn't because Gun, despite me being delusional and thinking he's just a sweet lil blorbo, is something of a murderous psychopath. It's more fitting of his character if he just kills off Haruto even if he has a moment of hesitation or any regrets.

Hope that helps!

[ramenflavoredchaos]

There’s no difference between these two pictures

[wormdevourer]

peak dinner 🔥🔥

[theramenrater]

ZUBAAAN!

[onsideramen]

Me with the bestest people I'll ever know (@sootysoots @drawmanations @recklesswolverine @judeswolverine)

Unsolved Mytheries is a silly little thing we started together by doing this (I distinctly remember us deciding to do it as bare bones!!) and never once have I regretted it. That silly little idea a bunch of wings of fire enjoyers had, holy shit. I don't know where I would even be without them, genuinely.

I personally have upwards of 100 characters, and I know this is the same for some of the others- not all of us, but some- and really, I try to put my all into every character because I'm invested in the story of the world, how everything falls apart and gets put back together, how magic mixes with reality, how the life is so different yet so similar to the life we all know. Curses, electronics run by magic, hell, even gods amongst gods.

All for the hell of it. To have fun. To bond. To make real, true, and amazing friends.

The world of Unsolved Mytheries is a world unlike any other, yet so similar, so safe to reside with. Yet, the world itself is held together by hardly kept promises, by the broken friendship of OC's.

It led to the most amazing people I'll ever know, the people I love the most in this world that offers nothing but the unforgiving ruthlessness of life. To the people I would do anything for, short of nothing.

And it started with a writing about some freaks living in a cabin, deep in the woods, a candy corn trail, and a bunch of bored people in the right place at the right time.

Roleplaying in all forms is amazing, but there's always going to be something different about writing it, about having the control of the world at your fingertips, about how any of us could have ended it all with no less than 2 words, about knowing that we all stayed there, that simply meeting online once a day to just write together grew to playing games almost daily, to slowly drifting farther apart yet still being so close, that can never be replicated by something else. Or, at least nothing I've yet to see.

I love my friends with my whole heart. Unsolved Mytheries may have started as just writing, words on a screen, but god it grew to be one of the most important things in my life.

btw roleplaying various characters with your friends is the singular most healing thing in the world. playing with toys for adults

[dailydish27n]

how to make..

[onsideramen]

Ughhh parkour civilization what the fucking helllll why'd you give me ANOTHER man to love and adore and draw a thousand times over.... come on... I don't need three of them... two was already too many....

(Sketches under cut)

Even got me drawing in class again like... what the fuck man... what the fuck...

^ HEAR ME OUT THE CROWN IS MELDED INTO HIS SKIN. Maybe don't hear me out actually

I might like him a little bit

[ramencat12]

when you got that voice in your head

just tell it to shut the fuck up and just enjoy the cartoon no matter how old you are, there's nothing wrong with nostalgia

[wannaeatramyeon]

Hello! May I ask what's your opinion on bomi and the girls from viral hit?? Because I can't stand bomi like I hate her especially when she is used as a damsel in distress to motivate hobin smh 🙄😒

Me: [having a nice day]

Anon: hey, wanna feel some rage?

Ramblings on Viral Hit/HTF women

Eh. Tbh, not as bad as Lookism but not the best. By a long shot.

Bomi

What a WASTE. The main love interest and there's... nothing there. NOTHING.

I think I may have described her as a plank of wood with tits. Man, I just wish she had more personality.

Being pretty isn't a personality trait. SERIOUSLY.

What do we know about her? She's intelligent because she's shown to be a plot device for Yeonwoo, privileged due to her parents. What else is there?

I'm sure she's a nice girl, and my dislike of her really isn't directed to the character. Just. Frickin' PTJ and his wonderful skills at writing women.

And oooooh nooo PTJ and his team can't ever forget the boobs btw. WHAT is with the women's bodies especially in season 2?!

Oh. And wtf. Did she really get beaten up as a plot device to bring Munseong back? My my, that's a new low isn't it?

Munseong come here instead bb

Rumi

Quite like Rumi. She's shown to have a decent character development. Initially quite vapid and shallow but turns out she is kind and supportive and a really wonderful friend.

Also loved the arc where she quit the company and got scared. A very realistic response imo to everything and made her seem more of a rounded, three dimensional character.

Actually loooove her and Wangguk together, but I do NOT enjoy the pace of their relationship or how they got together. C'mon, you don't have to rush it.

And Wangguk blowing up whoever's place cos of Rumi's deepfakes?? BRO. WHAT ABOUT YOUR SISTER?? But that's a rant for another day.

Gaeul

Girl can fight!! Don't have much to add to her, although her character started off strong and now....

Honestly wtf was that Fake Couple arc with Hobin? WHY the unnecessary drama. Why are we reducing Gaeul to the third wheel between Bomi and Hobin??

Why are we also rolling Gaeul and Snapper out whenever the plot needs to move forward?!

Gyeoul

I fucking love this bitch. Never change.

Guys we were THIS CLOSE to having this character butchered and turned into another Hobin simp.

Thank fuck for that.

In Summary

Marginally better written than the girls in Lookism. At least Gaeul and Gyeoul can fight. Fucking LOVE Gyeoul.

Their body shape overall gives me the ick when combined with the way PTJ + co writes women.

Lastly, no words needed for the panel below. PTJ really wanting that harem for himself huh.

(The fifth heroine was meant to be the nurse.)

(And heroine is really a stretch. They are all damsels to be saved by Hobin except Gyeoul.)

[ramenflavoredchaos]

60s Mahou AU

-Selina’s soul was very unstable during this lifetime to the point she lived three separate lives before settling in.

-this is the first life where it all takes place in Gotham City.

-Honestly the most chill and whackier rotation because both sides of the conflict were trying to figure out how to go about fighting in Gotham.

-No Kaijus just a lot of one time mahou warriors (think Shugo Chara)

-Ed’s soul at one point splits making a whole separate riddler and Oswald has to help merge Ed’s soul back together (will write eventually when I’m less lazy)

-A lot of the souls in this era were not really stable tbh but they stabilize in later lifetimes (except Clock King more on that later)

-Ed and Oswald were very flirty during this time. Like to a point where Ed would find any small excuse to create chaos and Oswald would be very insistent that he’ll handle it (everyone knows but it seems very rude to tell them they’re not hiding anything well)

-this life onwards is what Jervis can remember but it’s in bits and pieces still

[temeyes]

if ghost becomes a captain himself,,, do y'all think he'd be asked to take his mask off for good?

[onsideramen]

Purely because I saw this I am now going to microwave my fancy mac & cheese for consumption

[theramenrater]

miso!