#Ralph Salazar

[flywolfwriting]

Reblogging because I want to get this to as many people as I can.

Hey guys I know True Crime isn't everybody's shtick but please take a listen to this episode of The Deck. I know Alice's daughter, Jenna, personally. Please listen and share. Somebody out there knows something and might not even know it. Please help them find out who did this.

[galactic-glamour-girl-posts]

The Evolution of Violence and the Macabre in Animaniacs

Nah this isn't gonna be some essay or something, I just think it's kinda funny how Animaniacs goes from having to put a smiley face on a bat to get away with Wakko hitting someone with it, and having to change the name of a segment from "Death or Consequences" to "Meatballs or Consequences" in season 1...

...to season 5, where Wakko can be shown burying a corpse, and Wakko's Wish, where the Warners kick Salazar out a closed window at a large height, shattered glass and everything (after which the movie implies he gets mauled to death by dogs)...

...to the reboot where they just straight up have a character be covered in blood onscreen, and there's a series of segments literally called "Murder Pals".

[starleska]

oh? you thought i wouldn't do it? i would do anything in the name of fictional character simpage 😉 here is a colour gradient of 50 of my most beloved fictional blorbos!!! they are in no particular order, with the criteria being that they have had to cause a hyperfixation bad enough that i've forgotten to eat, sleep, or drink 😂 all the characters are under the cut!!! i'm so sorry 😭

Mr. Sparkles (Big Hero 6: The Series)

Jack Frost (The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause)

Baldi (Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning)

Augustus St. Cloud (The Venture Bros)

The Toymaker (Doctor Who)

‘Big’ Jack Horner (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish)

Mad Mod (Teen Titans)

Maxime Le Mal (Despicable Me 4)

Rolando (Helluva Boss)

Jervis Tetch | The Mad Hatter (Batman: The Animated Series)

Swan (The Phantom of the Paradise)

Ramón Salazar (Resident Evil 4)

Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Professor Zündapp (Cars 2)

Dave the Octopus | Dr Octavius Brine (The Penguins of Madagascar)

Warren the Eagle (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

Wally Darling (Welcome Home)

Dr Rowan North (Ghostbusters 2016)

Spamton (Deltarune Chapter 2)

Jeremiah Valeska (Gotham)

The Sixth Doctor (Doctor Who)

Sans (Undertale)

Larry Laffer (Leisure Suit Larry)

Syndrome (The Incredibles)

Chester V (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2)

HABIT (EverymanHYBRID)

Gargamel (The Smurfs)

Fingers (Dead End: Paranormal Park)

Siegfried von Schroeder (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Adam (Hazbin Hotel)

Myc Cellium (Inside Job)

The Spot (Marvel)

M.O.D.O.K. (Marvel)

Dwight Schrute (The Office)

Kinito (KinitoPET)

Colin Robinson (What We Do In The Shadows)

Mr. Puzzles (SMG4)

King Candy (Wreck-It Ralph)

Zapp Brannigan (Futurama)

Comfortable Doug (Centaurworld)

The Love Glove (Doom Patrol)

Chef Saltbaker (Cuphead)

Ben Chang (Community)

Pennywise (IT)

Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street)

Cagney Carnation (Cuphead)

Klaus Kickenklober (Sing 2)

Austin Powers (Austin Powers)

Calvin Fischoeder (Bob's Burgers)

Rouxls Kaard (Deltarune)

[321spongebolt]

As a little sneak peek of what I'm planning to upload next month, I thought I would mention that King Salazar from the series finale, "Wakko's Wish" would in fact be one of the villains Waldo would team up with. I haven't seen the full movie (I only saw its ending back in 2011, as I was curious about how my characters would respond to Dot's death, but I'll discuss that later.)

My thought was if Waldo could introduce himself to the king and tell him about his history with Yakko, Wakko, and Dot. How he spent years chasing after them and failing to capture the Warners. He'll even bring up how years ago, they "killed" his brother, Wizard Egon with their water tower. And ever since, Waldo went into the outside world to find his brother's killers and kill them back so he can revive Egon with a sacrifice ritual, then later cook their dead bodies to make a either stew or some type of dinner involving meat. Maybe even skin their hides and make clothes out of their fur. King Salazar would hire the wizard and his army, much to the horror of Mr. Plotz and Ralph the Guard, who actually hate Waldo for all those times he tried to raid the Warner Bros. Studio.

Regarding the wishing star, Waldo could even bring up Babes Bunny, whom Waldo also tried and failed to capture for years, as with Babes' magic lamp, King Salazar can get three additional wishes. This would mean that if either one got the wishing star, they'd get four wishes in total, two for King Salazar and two for Waldo, with Waldo's only wish being to revive his brother and bring him back home so that he can apologize to Egon and make sure he never escapes the woods again.

Credit for this template goes to DeviantArt user, MagicalKeyPizzaDan

[dalekofchaos]

Grand Theft Auto Fancast

Felt inspired after playing GTA V and the GTA Trilogy

Since tumblr has a 30 photo limit, I just decided "fuck it" and just did the protagonists, also I'm mentally burned out.

My other Video Games fancasts

FNAF

The Last Of Us

The Last Of Us Part II

Life Is Strange(New)

Life Is Strange Before The Storm(New)

Life Is Strange(Old)

Life Is Strange Before The Storm(Old)

Life Is Strange 2

Life Is Strange True Colors

Assassin’s Creed

Mass Effect

KOTOR

KOTOR II

The Force Unleashed

Resident Evil

Silent Hill

God Of War

God Of War Norse Saga

Mortal Kombat(old)

Mortal Kombat(new)

Bioshock

Bioshock 2

Bioshock Infinite

Skyrim

Oblivion

Dead Rising

Dead RIsing 1

The Wolf Among Us

Telltale’s Game Of Thrones

Telltale’s The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead  The Final Season

Red Dead Redemption

LA Noire

Detroit:Become Human

Red Dead Redemption 2

The Sims

Vampyr

Cillian Murphy as Claude

Michael Madsen as Toni Cipriani

Ben Barnes as Tommy Vercetti

Anthony Mackie as Victor Vance

Michael B. Jordan as Carl Johnson

Ed Skrein as Niko Bellic

Jon Bernthal as Johnny Klebitz

Jorge Lendeborg Jr as Luis Lopez

Hugh Jackman as Michael De Santa

Steven Ogg as Trevor Phillips

John Boyega as Franklin Clinton

Robert DeNiro as Salvatore Leone

Diane Guerrero as Catalina

Marko Zaror as Miguel

Jessica Henwick as Asuka Kasen

Brian Tee as Kenji Kasen

Bill Hader as Donald Love

Rosa Salazar as Maria Latore

Paul Dano as Ken Rosenberg

Jon Hamm as Sonny Forelli

Mark Margolis as Ricardo Díaz

Donald Glover as Lance Vance

Aldis Hodge as Sweet Johnson

Brian Tyree Henry as Big Smoke

Jason Mitchell as Ryder

Samuel L Jackson as Frank Tenpenny

Jonah Hill as Eddie Pulaski

Josh Gad as Roman Bellic

Marlon Waynes as Little Jacob

Aaron Paul as Packie McReary

Jane Levy as Kate McReary

Yuri Kolokolnikov as Dimitri Rascalov

Joe Pesci as Jimmy Peggorino

Morgan Spector as Darko Brevic

Ralph Fiennes as Mikhail Faustin

Liev Schreiber as Vladimir Glebov

Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Ray Bulgarin

Krsyten Ritter as Ashley Butler

Benjamin Bratt as Jim Fitzgerald

Michael Rooker as Billy Grey

Matt Dillon as Ray Boccino

Jai Courtney as Brian Jeremy

Katheryn Winnick as Gracie Ancelotti

Sam Rockwell as Tony Prince

Scott Caan as Rocco Pelosi

Nathan Jones as Timur

Harvey Keitel as Uncle Vince

Rainn Wilson as Lester Crest

Wyatt Russell as Brad Snider

LaKeith Stanfield as Lamar Davis

Keke Palmer as Tanisha

Winona Ryder as Amanda De Santa

Kathryn Newton as Tracey De Santa

Jeremy Ray Taylor as Jimmy De Santa

Nicolas Cage as Dave Norton

Woody Harrleson as Ron Jakowski

Steve Howey as Chef

Tom Felton as Wade Herbert

Jamie Bell as Floyd Hebert

Rooney Mara as Debra

Susan Sarandon as Mrs. Philips

Antonio Banderas as Martin Madrazo

Olivia Negron as Patricia Madrazo

Michael Keaton as Devin Weston

Alexandria Daddario as Molly Schultz

Glen Powell as Steve Haines

Omar Epps as Stretch

Hoon Lee as Wei Cheng

[spotconln]

as the holiday season rolls around i think about my (unfortunately abandoned, deleted. i miss it.) animaniacs/newsies au, in which it roughly follows the wakko's wish plot.

in terms of characters, i recall definitively: sarah, davey, and les as yakko, wakko and dot respectively. pulitzer and katherine were the dr scratchansniff and hello nurse duo. wiesel and the delancey bros were representative of plotz and ralph. and snyder was king salazar.

on a stretch, i want to say: hannah was pip (but much less boring). jack and crutchie were similar to pinky and the brain (but not bent on world domination. can't remember the specific character changes i made for them).

spoilers for wakko's wish!

truly don't remember the exact plans i had for the storyline besides the immediate similarities to the movie: les gets sick forcing davey to go out and work, but wiesel and delanceys steal his money. davey wishes on the wishing star and everyone races to reach it first. snyder tries to get the jacobs siblings killed. davey gets his wish and the whole town is restored to its former glory with the jacobs back on the throne. the end.

really sad i don't have the doc anymore because i wrote a super emotional 'davey returns home after a year' scene, followed immediately by him getting pissed and sassy with the delanceys. and i was super proud of the royalty-bedtime story! i researched polish folktales for inspo and i was really happy with how it turned out.

[viciouslyfilthy]

Another thang stolen from my friend Glam

[The image is a character inspiration template for the OC "Rotgut", that includes the following: insult-comedian Yucko the Clown; dr. Frank-N-Furter from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" (1975); Ratgut from "Brütal Legend" {VOICECLAIM} ; Beetlejuice from the "Beetlejuice" cartoon (1989); Turbo/King Candy from "Wreck-It Ralph" (2012); Slappy the dummy from "Goosebumps" (1995); Captain K'nuckles from "The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack" (2008); Ramón Salazar from "Resident Evil 4" (2023 remake); the cockroach monsters from "The Nest" (1988); dr. Brundle/'Brundlefly' from "The Fly" (1986); actor Willem Dafoe {FACECLAIM}; Beetlejuice from Tim Burton's "Beetlejuice" (1988); Rumpelstiltskin from "Shrek Forever After" (2010); Nergal from "The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy" (2001); Freddy Krueger from "A Nightmare on Elm Street" (1984-1991 film franchise); the Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot from "Batman Returns" (1992). End description.]

Also you'll have to forgive me on the top right corner I just included the entire movie cover because that was easier to compress than the cockroach queen because uhhh

Yeah. I feel like the image would turn into nothing but pixels if I tried shrinking this.

[lunarcovehq]

INFLICTED PAIRINGS - EVENT PROMPT

TASK 006: PAIRING THREADS CHALLENGE

For the 'Twas the Night Before New Years plot drop, you are able to post open starters and create closed starters with whoever you'd like. But, in promotion of branching out and developing next connections with other characters, we, your admins, challenge you to write a thread with your pairing below. We have grouped characters together who we've noticed don't interact as much as maybe some other characters do, in the hope of creating new connections and inspiring muse. There is no deadline for creating the below pairing threads and the below pairing threads aren't mandatory (in case your partner goes on hiatus or is unavailable during the span of the event etc.), but we hope the pairings will inspire you.

THE PAIRINGS ARE AS FOLLOWED...

Poppy Reed & Eren Öztürk

Amrita Singh, Nico Castillo & Leyla Selvi

Mason Mahir & Selin Yildiz

Rae Elle Park, Noelia Delaney-Yassin & Dilan Selvi

Briar Reed, Austin Lishan & Safiye Yildiz

Jasmine St. Claire & Ben Anak Bandi

Linden Reed, Billie Fitz & Elif Karadas

Meena Raja & J.C. Carvalho

Arlo Ladrón, Efe Umukoro & Bexley Beck

Remmy McAllister, Artie Salazar & Rohan Persaud

Julian Chandler, Ken Matsui & Rangi Hira

Ronnie Bishop & Culver Blythe

Ralph Middlemas, Aiyla Baysal & Jonah Rivas

Bri Rivas, Anna Hyde & Kitty Hensley

Sébastien De Fortier, Suresh Sahni & Aaliyah Rose

Silas Chamberlain & Kui James

[thornyrose463]

Exposed (Cobra Kai story): Cast

Yuji Okumoto as Chozen Toguchi

Courtney Henggeler as Amanda LaRusso

Ralph Macchio as Daniel LaRusso

Xolo Maridueña as Miguel Diaz

William Zabka as John “Johnny” Lawrence

Meg Donnelly as Sarah Lawrence

Tanner Buchanan as Robert “Robby” Keene

Mary Mouser as Samantha “Sam” LaRusso

Jacob Bertrand as Eli “Hawk” Moskowitz

Gianni DeCenzo as Demetri Alexopoulos

Vanessa Rubio as Carmen Diaz

Dallas Dupree Young as Kenny Payne

Thomas Ian Griffith as Terrance “Terry” Silver

Luis Roberto Guzmán as Hector Salazar

Eliva Hill as Maria

EJ Sanchez as Luis

Peyton List as Tory Nichols

Bret Ernst as Louie LaRusso

Dan Ahdoot as Anoush Norouzi

Rose Bianco as Rosa Diaz

Griffin Santopietro as Anthony LaRusso

Dale Whibley as Riley Carter

Annalisa Cochrane as Yasmine

Hannah Kepple as Moon

Sean Kanan as Michael “Mike” Barnes

Diora Baird as Shannon Keene

Darla Delgado as Eva Garcia

[little-big-batbag]

MY MULTIVERSUS MWs

Yes I'm just as surprised as you that I'm talking about my MVS MWs (a game I don't even play) over my Smash Bros. MWs (a series which I do play) but. Anyway,

Robin III / Tim Drake (DC Comics) - obvious reasons. my favorite Robin. beat their asses with your staff Tim. get im

The Ray II / Ray Terrill (DC Comics) - MY ULTIMATE BLORBO 5EVA. need I say more. cute interactions with Superman are a must.

any Gotham rogue (DC Comics) - Preferably one less popular. We already have Joker and Harley and we'll probably get Ivy at some point. I want someone who can stand out a bit more.

Catwoman / Selina Kyle (DC Comics) - This is so we can get a Batman Returns Catwoman variant. Also I think she'd be very fun to play

Scooby-Doo (Scooby-Doo!) - It's Scooby-Doo. He's coming at some point let's be real

Daphne Blake (Scooby-Doo!) - It's Daphne.

Fred Jones (Scooby-Doo!) - It's Fred.

Pearl (Steven Universe) - It's Pearl.

Amethyst (Steven Universe) - It's Amethyst.

Lapis Lazuli (Steven Universe) - ouagh I love her since forever I think she would be fun to play as I want to fly

Neo (The Matrix) - It's Neo.

Trinity (The Matrix) - SHE'S RAD!!!!!!

The Wicked Witch of the West (The Wizard of Oz) - She's coming. Like absolutely. She and Scooby both played important parts in the comic. ALSO YES WITCH

Willy Wonka (Charlie / Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory) - he's not my #1 pick from this IP that goes to the next slot but he'd be pretty cool so.

Violet Beauregarde (Charlie / Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory) - I love her so much guys. BUBBLE BLOWER GYMNAST MARTIAL ARTIST NEED I SAY MORE. 2013 West End musical default please.

Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors) - I've seen a few moveset concepts for her and while I think Little Shop is best repped in other ways (an Assist, as suggested in a pretty cool MVS video I watched months ago), a fighter would absolutely work and there's only one real option.

Rex Salazar (Generator Rex) - he can turn his limbs into cool mechanical shit need I say more. sick as hell. pretty decent chance I think too? once we get Ben Tennyson in anyway

Courage the Cowardly Dog (Courage the Cowardly Dog) - like Audrey II, probably better off as an Assist but. I only just watched a handful of episodes a couple months ago, but... Courage!!!

Lizzie or Ralph (Rampage) - in my own little favorite franchises Smash Bros.-like doc, Rampage is repped by a boss battle (+ stage) because I think that works best, since my own thing has no giant fighers like MVS with Iron Giant, but since it does... Rampage rep please. I saw a Lizzie Smash concept on DeviantArt a long time ago back when Brawl was the most recent, so her, but also Ralph since I used him often in Total Destruction and he'd be a bit more distinct I think? Since there's a solid chance we'll get Kong and Godzilla in MVS, and George and Lizzie were inspired by them, Ralph would be the most unique of the bunch if we were to get anyone.

The Amazing World of Gumball character (The Amazing World of Gumball) - it could be Nicole, it could be Gumball, or Darwin, or Penny, or Rob, but I just want someone!

I'd say a good number of these have a pretty decent chance of making it in, with Scooby, Wonka, and the Wicked Witch being the top three imo, but Fred, Daphne, Pearl, Amethyst, and Neo aren't far behind. I'd say the least likely is between Ray, Violet, and Rampage, but more so the former two.

So yeah. I might do a Smash Bros. list. and more original thoughts post. Maybe talk about my favorite franchises Smash-like concept a little.

which not as big but still moderately popular franchise di you want to be the fire emblem of multiversus?

Genuinely I think it should be Steven Universe. Like yeah every character from it I would add would be unique so not exactly the Fire Emblem of MultiVersus but man if I don't wanna play as Lapis Lazuli... basically, we already have Steven and Garnet, round out the core Crystal Gems with Amethyst and Pearl, add in Connie, Lapis, Jasper, Peridot if one could get her to work as a fighter, or maybe Bismuth...

I just think it has the most potential of at least the franchises currently in the game that are mid-sized. Like Looney Tunes could easily get a bunch of fighters but it, alongside Scooby-Doo!, which I could see getting Scooby, Fred, Daphne, hell, Scrappy, and DC, are almost like the big three of the game to me. GoT too but while I think there's plenty of fighter potential from the series I don't think it will get that many.

Personally I've thought a lot about what I would want out of the game. A big thing is that I'm sort of unfamiliar with what WB owns outside of like, Cartoon Network shows, DC, Hanna-Barberra, etc. Basically I don't know what movies they made aside from a few standouts.

And while you didn't ask, in terms of fighters I think I actively want that would make me pick up the game, I already stated Tim Drake and Ray Terrill, but also: Rex Salazar from Generator Rex (who I think has a decent shot, same with Tim, who I think could get in as a skin depending on the Robin who ends up playable (Damian Robin or TT03 Dick Robin), Violet Beauregarde from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (they definitely won't use the musical design as the main one, but I love her regardless and I think she is like, the runner-up for a CatCF rep behind Wonka himself, just in terms of capability. don't think she'll be added, probably referenced once, IMO, Wonka inevitably joins the game), and that's kinda it for now. I've seen suggestions of Audrey II before and I think the plant could be cool but definitely an off-the-wall pick. The potential Piranha Plant of MultiVersus, if you will.

But that's just fighters, but I will cut myself off now because I realize I have gotten drastically off-topic from the original question-

[stabbyapologist]

This is giving 🐍Tom Riddle🐍 vibes.

[mandareeboo]

I see why they call you pushy.

[animany-totally-insaney-blog]

Part 2 of a gif set of Wakko running for the star and making his wish.

[randowolfwriter]

So I’ve been thinking up some more headcanons, or at least compiled a general list of what role the Animaniacs characters play in the Kipo au.  

This is kinda long, and spoiler-ish, so I’m putting another ‘read more’. 

Here’s the first post for more context. 

So far: 

The Warner Brothers are kids that have been underground for most of their lives. The mutes refer to them as the Burrow Brothers because Yakko’s a big mouth and might have said too much in front of Jamack. 

Dot is raised by a family of wolf mutes and has basically lived on the surface all of her life. She goes by the name Wolf when the boys first meet her, but then confesses that her real name is “Dot” later on. (Call her Dottie and you die.) 

Pinky and the Brain are mice mutes. Both of them are descended from intelligent lab mice, which is why Brain is so hellbent on conquering the world. Pinky on the other hand worked in Ratland along with Brad and Amy until he meets Brain. 

The Goodfeathers are definitely in this au, mafia pigeon mutes just scream Kipo material. I like to think they’d have a long time rivalry with the Mod Frogs. 

Slappy is a squirrel mute who takes in Dot after her wolf family tries to kill her and acts as her mentor figure. Though Dot eventually heads off on her own, she visits Slappy from time-to-time just to make sure she’s doing okay and to let her know what gossip she hears about the other mutes. 

Also, would it be awful if I had Skippy die in this au? Like that’s the reason why Slappy is so adamant about helping Dot and training her how to survive on the surface, because she doesn’t want to see another child like her nephew get killed?  

Buttons and Mindy live in the same burrow as Yakko and Wakko. Poor dog can never catch a break, especially when Mindy one day escapes to the surface and has to chase after her. 

I’d say Rita and Runt could be the same as usual, but also Runt being a megamute dog sounds like a lot of fun. He just thinks Rita’s a really small dog. Same as the show, the two look for a home and a family to call their own despite Runt’s gigantic size. 

The humans in the show all live in the same burrow as Yakko and Wakko (Dr. Scratchansniff, Nurse, Plotz, Ralph, etc.) 

Doctor Scratchansniff works as the burrow’s p-psychiatrist. He becomes a father figure to both Yakko and Wakko after their parents leave them in his care. Not only that, but with Wakko as a child with megamute DNA flowing through his veins (well maybe ink) Scratchy does everything he can to nail it on the head for Yakko to keep Wakko calm whenever they’re around other people. (Luckily Wakko’s megamute powers doesn’t start emerging until the boys are on the surface.) Despite that the boys are chaotic and pull many pranks on him and the other people in the burrow, Scratchy holds a special place in his heart for them both, which is why he leaves behind clues so they’ll be able to find the new burrow. 

Heloise Nerz (Hello Nurse) is Scratchy’s assistant like in the show, and a giant advocator in the burrow. She tends to the sick and runs the small hospital. Not only that, but she also helps run the school due to being one of the more educated people in the burrow. 

Plotz is the burrow’s leader, and a rather selfish one at that. He usually has Ralph deal with the other denizens rather than himself. As always, Plotz hates the Warner Brothers and would rather cast them out on the surface than continually deal with their daily shenanigans. Lucky for him, his wish comes true when the two are nowhere to be seen after the megamute attack. 

Ralph acts as Plotz’s bodyguard. Anyone that wants to get to Plotz has to get through him. 

The Hip Hippos are hippo mutes. That’s it. I doubt a lot of you will be sad if I don’t have them super involved in the au. 

Chicken Boo also lives in the burrow. He’s a chicken mute that’s convinced all the burrow people that he’s a person like them, and luckily no one has caught on yet. Well except Ralph, but nobody pays any mind to him. 

I’ve already mentioned a little about Angelina and William in the last post, but they’re the Warner siblings scientist parents who worked among Salazar’s Science Guild. Both end up having to leave Yakko and Wakko behind when Salazar pursues them. 

Angelina was originally from the burrow that they bring the boys to. She grew up alongside Heloise and was mentored by Scratchy, which is why she goes to them to take care of the boys while her and William dealt with Salazar. It’s also her who figures out the cure for the mutes; yet after seeing how Hugo improved intellectually during their tests, she feels like there could be another way for humans and toons to live back on the surface without taking away the mutes’ intelligence.  

William grew up in the same burrow as Salazar, and is aware of what a nasty person he is. He’s quite fond of the scientist from another burrow, and starts a family with Angelina. (Also I’m a terrible person and have him get killed while trying to protect Dot.) 

As mentioned, Salazar is the head of their Science Guild, whose mission it is to find a cure that will revert the mutes back to their small unintelligible, animal selves. What he doesn’t know is that someone has already figured out a solution, and instead was using it to raise a toon/mute hybrid. Once he discovers Wakko’s existence, he’s relentless to get his hands on him and destroy the child once and for all. 

[songofthebrownbuffalo]

Kaboom at the 2020 Ovation Awards. Added to The Playlist.

Kaboom is the finale number of the musical and is set at Hunter S. Thompson’s funeral. As Thompson had requested, his ashes were fired into the sky from a cannon alongside fireworks and to the songs “Spirit in the Sky” and “Tambourine Man”.

Kaboom is an ensemble number, even if George Salazar has been the sole performer of the song so far. We can assume most, if not all characters have a line of their own in it.  We already know that the line  “And I always squeeze my bloody heart, and I let it drip into my art” in Kaboom quotes the line “Squeeze your bloody heart, let it drip into your art” from Steadman’s Song, making it likely that Ralph Steadman will be the character who sings at least this line solo. It’s possible the song has more references like this to songs or dialogue we don’t know about yet.

[shady-knight]

Fuck my life

Why can't I ever look at a perfecttly good looking young-ish male person and think to myself: Yeah, I can imagine a fulfilling relationship with him.

The guys that I find attractive are always kinda niche or otherwise weird in some way. Like, goddamnit brain, I don't need another middle-aged man as my crush whom I want to be spanked and a little bit choked by.