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[sketch-shepherd]

The callback 🥹🥺

[jedidragonwarriorqueen]

(she then proceeds to not beat his ass)

[wishingeel]

Saw this post and immediately thought of everybody's favorite farm boy.

[thislongstandinggrudge]

I think it’s really funny when people give Beacon Blake an accessory that makes it look like she has a tail. That’s the one outfit where she’s explicitly trying to hide that she is a Faunus! It’s not a very subtle disguise then. However, it’s even funnier when she has no bow and a tail accessory.

If I saw a girl with cat ears in Remnant, I would think “Faunus!” but if I saw a girl with cat ears and a tail made from a belt, it would throw the whole thought process off balance. I’d think, “Oh, she‘s a girl who really into cats. Did she run out of money for her outfit or something?”

Therefore, Blake’s Perfect Disguise:

[rwac96]

Hoodie Thief (WhiteKnight)

Jaune: *wearing an orange shirt* "Dammit, where's my hoodie?!" *shifts his head left to right*

Ruby: "I think I saw Weiss with it last."

Jaune: "WEISS! Have you seen my hoodie?!"

*Weiss wore Jaune's hoodie, not looking up from looking over her grandfather's journals*

Weiss: *reading* "I threw it out."

Ruby: "...You look rather comfy."

Weiss: *still reading* "Hush!"

Jaune: *annoyed* "You 'threw out' the last five ones!"

[artbyfuji]

[pilot-boi]

Blake: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Jaune, trying to be relatable: Me after inhaling the Herbalist’s leaf smoke and I start seeing the hat man

Blake: The who?

Jaune, backpedaling: Oh this is not a safe space suddenly

[tumblingxelian]

[uselessalexis165]

“These characters are awful! I hate them so much!”

Sir, these are children

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Laios: Oh, So these "Grimm" just dissolve away? You can't eat them?

Jaune: UNfortunately no, these things aren't like any other animals on the planet. Nora claims to have took a bite of one once! She said it tasted like Charcoal mixed with blood.

Laios: Hmm. Doesn't sound appetizing. Man, I was hoping to try one of them.

Jaune: Really? Well- I guess eating other kinds of monsters makes sense. Are they any good?\

Laios: Of course - not everything is edible but if you know how to prepare it-

~~~~~

Blake: *Stare*

Izutsumi: *Stare*

~~~~~

Tai: *Avoiding the Elephant in the room* ...

Chilchuck: *Also avoiding the Elephant in the room* ...

Tai: ... You know, I've never really picked up any of the 'Finer' Skills, always been more of a Brawler than anything. I've always thought about learning how to pick locks, just in case I lock my keys in my car or something.

Chilchuck: I ... I could try and Teach you if you'd like?

~~~~~

Ozpin: It's always nice to see a young practitioner of the arts.

Marcille: hey! Just because I'm only 50 doesn't mean I'm young! I'm probably older than you!

Ozpin: Heh. I can assure you, you are not. *Sip*

Marcille: Hey, what's that?

Ozpin: Hot Chocolate. Would you like some?

Marcille: Yes Please!

~~~~~

Senshi: ... When you're plating it up, just spoon the Curry over rice, garnish with a sprig of rosemary, and it's done!

Ren: *Accepting a bowl* Hmm. I never thought of using Eggs like that ... Let alone soft-shelled eggs.

Nora: *Happily taking a bowl* It Smells Delicious! I don't know that I've ever smelled anything so ... Warm?

Senshi: Well, Dig in! Let me know how it Tastes!

*Nom* *Bite*

Ren: ...

Nora: ...

Senshi: What d'ya think? Is it Good?

Ren: *Tearing up* It's ... It's fantastic ...

Nora: *Openly weeping as she horks it down* ITSH SHO GOO!

Ren: The Creaminess, the spice, the fat from the pork ... I Can't believe it ...

Senshi: Well, that's great to hear, but I can't help but notice You're actin' like you've never had a home-cooked meal before!

Ren: The closest Nora's ever gotten was from me. The day we she was fighting for a piece of bread from the garbage. Then My village was attacked, Overrun ... AS far as we know we're the only survivors. I learned how to cook for us using what we had, but it's never ... I've never felt like I had the chance ...

Senshi: ... You were just to kids fending for yourselves?

Nora: *Gulp* I mean, not all the time! We just got sick of oatmeal and gruel and whatever canned pasta was being served and learned to make our own food!

Nora: well ... Ren learned how to cook for us. *Holding out her bowl* More please?

Senshi: Uh, Certainly! *Taking her bowl and filling it*

Senshi: *thinking about what he went through*

Senshi: Hey, you two *He stands to his full height* I Believe that no one Should go Hungry! And the fact the two of you had to go through something so horrible and then have had to scrounge to make something half decent really ticks me Off!

Senshi: I swear that whenever we meet again I'll cook you the tastiest, most nutritional meal I can whip up! You kids have more than earned it with all you've been through!

Nora: *Gasp* Really!

Senshi: Yes, really!

Nora: Thankyouthaknyouthankyou!

Ren: *Finishing his bowl* Thank you very much Sir! And Nora, please slow down, you'll get a stomach ache from eating so fast.

[douknowthisgaydisabledcharacter]

Do You Know This LGBTQ+ Disabled Character?

Yang Xiao Long is an amputee and has Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. She is WLW and uses she/her pronouns.

[sketch-shepherd]

F2U transparent RWBY Beyond Rubies for all your emoji/icon needs!

[jedidragonwarriorqueen]

[clar-a-m]

rooster teeth people coming to beacon was unexpected but that means somehow a RWBY and a CR crossover could happen in the future, they do have the RWBY rpg after all!!

[tecnestheim962]

A conversation between Ruby and Oscar in Atlas probably:

Ruby: Are you wearing makeup? Where’d your freckles go?

Oscar: Huh? Oh! No

Oscar: Winter just makes my freckles fade

Ruby: I see…

[later]

Ruby [kicking and beating the snow aggressively with Crescent Rose while angrily mumbling]: Give. Him. His. Freckles. Back. You. Jerk.

Alternatively:

Ruby: [swinging Crescent Rose around wildly with vengeance in her eyes]: So… why’d you do it huh?

Winter [baffled]: Wh- What did I do to warrant your anger and resentment?

Ruby [scoffing]: Oh, you know exactly what I’m talking about, you freckle thief!

Winter [even more confused]: Freckle th- what?!

Ruby: Don’t worry Oscar! I will avenge your beautiful freckles and bring justice to this criminal! Now. Give. Them. Back.

[rwac96]

Sexy Red Flag (Silent Knight)

Ruby: *indignant* "Jaune..." *places her hands together* "...as your bestie, I'm gonna be upfront with ya."

Jaune: *rolls his eyes* "Oh, Brothers, here we go. It's about Neo again, isn't it?"

Ruby: "She's a walking red flag, Vomit Boy!"

Jaune: *groans* "I'm in love, alright? After everything we've been through, I've stopped caring."

Ruby: *shocked* "Not even the fact that she's an actual serial murderer?"

Jaune: *shrugs his shoulders* "So what? Ruby, we have enemies. We can get rid of 'em together."

Ruby: *recoils in disgusted disbelief* "Jaune, I am not cool with your relationship with that stabby ice cream girl!"

Jaune: *folds his arms* "Cope."

*Ruby groans, then notices someone behind Jaune...Neo, who wore Jaune's hoodie*

Neo: *signing, grinning* "Himbo's addicted to my pussy, Red."