#RUDE TO LISTEN

[metamorphosis-ha]

[****]!! [#%^!]]![#%%!!!]] YOU DAMNED [[Clown]]!!! THOUGHT YOU [Could Hide ] AND [Seek] ON TUMB[Tumbleweed]] Huh?? WELL [[No]]!!\\!\! YOU’RE GONNA GET IT NOW!!! DEAD!! DEAD!!!

LOTS OF LOVE!! HOW ARE YOU???

NU-HA!!

SO, SO, YOU TOO FOLLOWED ME DOWN BELOW?

A MOMENT'S PACE, YOU WHO BELIEVED NOT OF THE RACE, YET YOU JOIN MY FOOTSTEPS ONCE MORE, ONCE MORE!!

UEE HEE HEE!! JOINED THE FUN AND GAMES, ALL TO PLAY, PUPPET? WHAT FUN, WHAT FUN!! YOU SEEMED TO HAVE FOUND ME, ME!!

NOW, LET THE GAMES CONTINUE ON, ANOTHER CHASE OF THIS HIDE AND SEEK, SEEK? VERY WELL!!

TO DEATH TO FOOLS PART, A FINAL ACT!! DANCE, PUPPET, DANCE ALONG THIS RING-A-ROUND!!!!

HEE, HEE.. 'P. S.' I HAVE BEEN DOING AS I ALWAYS HAVE!! THE FUN NEVER RESTS, THE CIRCUS NEVER STOPS!

SOON, SOON, I HOPE WE MEET ONCE MORE FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF 'WACK-A-RAT' SOON.

YOUR ECHOED SCREAMS AS THE BATTER SWINGS, HA, IT SHOULD DESERVE AN ENCORE, ENCORE!!!!

[aru-and-leopard-cat]

I feel like this has to be said, since it’s becoming increasingly popular to be extremely rude to ppl and trash on their interests (especially on tumblr)

You can enjoy any media you like despite what losers on tumblr tell you that you should and shouldn’t enjoy, be it music, books, or shows and movies. If you’re having fun and enjoying yourself that’s all that matters, lame ass ppl on this site will try and make u feel guilty about what you enjoy and I think that’s stupid as fuck

Listen to pop, watch that popular show, read that book that everyone claims is bad. Who cares, ppl are way too obsessed with being different and unique that they’ll try and squash your interests and enjoyment to make themselves seem interesting

Bottom line, just treat people with kindness and don’t diminish their interests, it’s such a shitty thing to do

[ayo-edebiri]

You don’t get to yell at me like that!

[comfytaire]

severely unwell. thanks mr hozier

[rocketbirdie]

face value

[catmadethings]

Same as it ever was

[backpackingspace]

Penelope: Hey husband I need you to pretend to be dead for a little bit okay?

Odysseus: What why?

Penelope: Well there's a guy out there who wants to give me free stuff so...

Odysseus: ohhh you're scamming someone. Of course I'll pretend to be dead my love! Want me to kill him afterwards?

[kan-be]

and there’s a special kind of sadness that seems to come with spring

it’s blorbo’s birthday yay 🥳 🥳🥳

[chattematsu]

[4.0 archon quest spoilers]

[rudeguacamole]

POV: You're having a tea party with the King of Hearts.

This was meant to be posted on Valentines, but me forgor 💀 Anywayzz, I hope y'all had a wonderful Valentines!! q(≧▽≦q) 💘💘

Royal! AU made by @neonross!!

Close up!↴

[turtleblogatlast]

I think a lot about Leo standing up for his brothers in the things that really matter to them.

Like- Leo is the one who immediately pushes Mikey and Donnie into finding Raph the second it’s clear that their oldest brother is missing because he knows Raph can’t handle being separated like that.

Leo is the one who stands up for Mikey when Mikey wants to go on a solo mission, actively vouching for him and being the one to convince Raph into letting Mikey go, because being independent and proving himself just as capable of standing on his own two feet as everyone else means so much to Mikey.

And Leo defends Donnie’s honor in particular when his brothers’ intelligence is insulted because Leo is well aware of how important Donnie’s smarts are to him - and how important having those smarts valued and acknowledged is as well.

All this goes right into just how well Leo knows his brothers. For as much as he’ll tease or fight with them, he knows them, and he loves them.

[corpocyborg]

i just think it's hilarious that helena's like "okay so helly r is a loving person, right? i should be nice to irving to prove i'm her." and irving's instantly like "who are you and what have you done with helly r"

[qiu-yan]

zhancheng to me is like this:

imagine a scenario in which jiang cheng actually does know quite a lot about lan wangji's tastes: his favorite and least favorite tea flavors, snacks, food, books, music, authors and artists, and so on.....except jiang cheng specifically sought out this information during the 13 year timeskip to make lan wangji miserable.

maybe lan wangji is just publicly A Bitch to him one too many times and jiang cheng finally decides he's had enough. so, for the next few months, jiang cheng spends an inordinate amount of time gradually sussing out everything he can learn about lan wangji's tastes. what kind of tea does he like? what kind of tea does he despise? which authors does he always read? what temperature does he prefer his room to be? what new trends in music does he find completely unbearable? when he passes through a region whose cuisine he hates, which restaurants does he find slightly less intolerable?

and then, the next time there's a discussion conference at lotus pier, jiang cheng weaponizes this knowledge. actually, the next time there's a public event anywhere wherein both jiang cheng and lan wangji are in attendance, jiang cheng weaponizes the fuck out of this knowledge. he makes sure that the tea lan wangji hates the most is served to everyone. he has his disciples buy all the local snacks he knows lan wangji has a preference for, just so lan wangji can't have any. he makes sure lan wangji's room and bed are heated to the exact temperature lan wangji finds just too hot to be comfortable. whenever lan wangji's favorite obscure author releases a new work that gusu lan doesn't think is cultivation-related enough to include in their library, jiang cheng has a bunch of his disciples swoop in and buy as many copies as possible, just so that it takes lan wangji a bit longer to get his hands on a volume. jiang cheng "leaks" to a few minor sect leaders the idea that lan wangji actually does like spicy food, and said minor sect leaders actually believe that information for a full year of hosted visits and public events.

this continues for all 13 years of the timeskip. of course, jiang cheng isn't outstandingly successful in actually making lan wangji miserable, because there are limits to what jiang cheng can actually achieve and what he's actually willing to spend enough time on; realistically, all he's accomplishing is causing lan wangji some minor irritations once in a while. but it's enough for jiang cheng to know that, every time lan wangji has to pass through yunmeng, he's absolutely miserable because jiang cheng has persuaded/paid every musician in the area to play the one song lan wangji hates the most.

jin guangyao, of course, figures out what's going on immediately. but even loyalty to lan xichen isn't going to make him sacrifice potentially useful dirt by putting a stop to jiang cheng's asshole behavior himself, so instead he just decides to watch and wait. he also just finds it really funny. meanwhile, lan wangji, for all 13 of these years, never figures out what's going on. he never figures out why he can't ever find the lanling-style osmanthus cakes he hates slightly less than the rest of lanling cuisine whenever he passes through the area and runs into disciples from yunmeng jiang. when his favorite obscure author releases a new book, he gets in line at the indie bookstore in qinghe he went out of his way to visit, and just doesn't question why everyone in front of him is wearing purple.

postcanon, though....now lan wangji has one hell of a source of insider information (wei wuxian), so the turns are about to get fucking tabled.

[majorlb]

Monty plays the flute and has had a crush on Edwin since he started playing for the same orchestra.

One day he's finally brave enough to ask Edwin what he's doing on Saturday.

"Oh, I'm going to listen to this band play at the Ground Level"

"The.. ground level? I've never heard of it."

"Ah, yes, it's this music club created by this woman named Jenny Green. Apparently she's a butcher? But she was tired of bad sounds and terrible beer so she started her own place in one of the warehouses behind her shop. Charles introduced me to her, she's odd but friendly..."

The elusive Charles. Montys never met him, but he's heard bits and pieces about Edwins "new friend". Jealousy be thy name. He doesn't really pay attention when Edwin talks about Charles

"Would you like to come as well?"

"Huh?"

"The tickets are rather cheap and I think still available. I mostly sit at the bar when Charles play these smaller venues, less in the way you see. But he comes and gets me as soon as he's done and then he and I are going out for dinner for our anniversary-"

Edwin asked him out ! How fitting that their first date would be listening to live music together.

"I'd love to come!"

"Oh well, I'll send you the link to buy a ticket then" okay a little cheap, but Montys not complaining.

Their first date!

At a dark, loud and scary metal show. Edwin enjoys this?!

The singer makes his way over to the bar when they're done playing. Monty turns to ask Edwin if this is a regular thing for him, but Edwin has already hopped off the barstool and is meeting the singer halfway through the crowd. Are they kissing ?! WHAT

[sleepsucks]

[xxplastic-cubexx]

was talking to my brother the other day after i rewatched dark phoenix and he was like 'why is everyone so mean to charles in this movie?? were they always this mean to him ?? is it cause he's bald now- he lost his pretty privilege??' and i fear i havent recovered