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if Stath Lets Flats had BeReal he would caption them like 'an extremely really boy'

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listen succposters if tomgreg turns out to be queerbait then you can all come and join Stath Lets Flats nation with me. we've got:

stath charalambos (the intellectual's kendall roy)

comedy (NO high stakes)

nepotism but at a very small and shit letting agency

plot throughline of who will take over the business but the business is (again) a very small and shit letting agency

there's still cocaine though

gay old men (real)

natasia demetriou aka nadja wwdits

awesome realistic sibling relationships (the actors are siblings irl)

NOBODY talks about business because they do NOT understand it

this is the intro:

ok thanks

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Black Sails & Text Posts (2/?)

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I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

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fuck yesssss they just gavwe me early access to all of the future grief i could possibly imagine for myself 😍

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you don’t really realize how awesome huge fuckoff intricate medieval tapestries are until you see one in person and then you’re like “oh yeah this beats Netflix”

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kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

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from Bhanu Kapil’s The Vertical Interrogation of Strangers

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cheat codes to stop feeling shame

easy hacks for stop feeling shame

ashamedness full playthrough

ashamedness ending explained with tips

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I won't be making it tonight sorry, I'm afraid I'll be incredibly busy

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you should really get comfortable believing in love and magic and whimsy or you’ll continue to live a half-life for the rest of the time you have on earth

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the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

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constantly thinking this

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“the Pam to my Jim” “flirt to roast ratio” “fluent in sarcasm” “not political” “hobbies: travel” “debate me: the office or friends” “just here for your dog” “like Chandler and Monica” “girls on lexapro” “helen keller wasn’t real” “looking for a goth mommy” “pineapple does not go on pizza” “i’m a slytherin”

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Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

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be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

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