#RQG Howard Carter

[miscreantahead]

Who do you perceive as the hottest conventionally attractive male RQG character?

I WANT TO KNOW. I have chosen these options based entirely on "someone in the cast said they are objectively hot". Certain hotties weren't invited because this just didn't happen for them (that I recall.) I just want to know what people think. Please reblog I need answers. I have to see how close my truth is to everyone else's. Also I know technically it's canon Ed but his physical description is so hard in the direction of not my type that I reject that. You can still pick him though. Anyway here pick a hottie.

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I was relistening to the "Carter in a pit with a spike in his leg" episode because I remember finding Carter deeply annoying at the time and wanted to see if he would annoy me the same way now that I have actual feelings towards him (he did not, less annoying than some of Wilde's antics actually) and Wilde just stoled a fancy pen for like no reason at all wich is extra funny to me because it means that Wilde got more loot that Howard in the "Howard Carter tries to comit a robbery" episode.

[cosmictap]

Thinking about RQG 176/177 (Last Words) again

which i’m gonna note this: MAG 200 is also called Last Words. There’s probably nothing to that but i like it

but anyway, Zolf and Wilde in those episodes keep getting to me, Wilde, in all his bastard glory, i think genuinely does just want an *actual* proper relationship that isn’t professional, and as for Zolf, well. id go as far to say a rivals/enemies -> friends/ life partners pipeline

But they’re overdone, we all know zolf and wilde, what i’m here to talk about is HOWARD FUCKING CARTER! He genuinely just makes me so upset sometimes, especially in that episode, from what i can remember, it’s pretty clear that he was shut down as a kid, told to shut up when he’s talking ‘too much’ and even (i think) tells Azu to be quiet because he didn’t want her to be in trouble on his behalf????? he devastates me truly i’m in love with him and i think he deserves all the hugs in the world!!

and just. Cel. I don’t have enough words to describe how I feel about them, first off, one of the first just. casual *canonically* queer characters i’ve properly come across in media, not to mention i’m actually in love with lydia nicholas, Sasha was my whole life before she went </3

[esperanzagalaxy]

‘‘So sticky...!’‘.

 and, last but most definitely not least, RQG request #38: @quite-a-misty-mystery asked for the best possible thing -everyone in the cellar of the japan inn, with special appearances of octopus cel (the second best cel probably) and azu’s guns.

 i made this one in very separated stages but it came together in a very satisfactory way with the very last handful of requests. it’s not exactly what i’d hoped, but it’s pretty damn close. i was looking for the vibe storyboard artists have when drawing scenes just for the hell of it? whether i got it or not, i’m really happy with the result, especially since i made the bulk of the lineart in the midst of not having drawn proper figures for like two months. i also really love the faces. even now i still get weird when doing an all-digital piece, so this is a good reminder that letting loose and stop pretending are great measures to trust my gut and get things done. thank you for this request! <3

  and thank you all for sticking by and pouring your ideas together for this wild ride in honor of the best campaign 💙💙💙💙 i respect all of your crafts 💙💙

 ID under the cut!

[ID: a digital, grayscale illustration of the lolomg + barnes and carter sitting together in the cellar of the japan inn. it's drawn with sketchy black lines and shaded with bold grays. it shows, from left to right, zolf, hamid, azu, barnes, carter and lastly cel, turned into an octopus, right in front of them all. the shot is low so cel is at the forefront, and the rest of the cast is seen a little from below. cel still has their goggles and is grabbing at a set of playing cards with their tentacles, cartoon flowers around their beady eyes. behind them, on the far left, zolf is half reaching towards them with his right hand, while bringing the left to his hair with a distressed expression. he's fat, muscular, has short white hair and his beard done in a single plait. he's wearing a plain undershirt and trousers. next to him and somewhat behind is hamid. he's sitting politely with his legs together and his left hand on his thigh, holding a hand of cards in his right hand. he's got an eyebrow raised, and a corner of his mouth pulled up in disgust. he's short, fat, has dark skin, a bit of stubble on his chin, and slicked back hair. much like zolf, he's only in a shirt with rolled-up sleeves, and trousers. to his side is azu, who has hastily lifted up a board game above all their heads, away from cel's tentacles, some oieces and cards scattering everywhere. she has her eyes wide snd eyebrows raised but looks only vaguely surprised. she's fat, big and muscular, with strong arms on display since she's got a sleeveless shirt on. after her is barnes, a little in the shade. he's looking perplexedly at cel, with a confused squint and drooping shoulders. his long, straight dark hair is half-undone from its warrior's knot and looks a little messy. his wide open billowy shirt is visible. lastly, in front of barnes, closer to the camera and to the far right, is carter. he's pointing down at cel with his left hand with a big smile and tears of laughter in his eyes. his hair is short and disheveled, and he has small, circular spectacles on the bridge of his nose. he's wearing a plain button-up and trousers, with an undone bowtie hanging around his neck. around them all are the stone walls of the cellar, with the grate to the cell behind them all. cel's hammock hangs above them from the ceiling. end ID]

[rustyelias]

Alexander J Newall really has me out here wanting a fictitious Oscar Wilde and Howard Carter to kiss sloppy style

[blueberryspyder]

I see why y’all love Howard Carter so much he’s a delight

[franzis-frantic-thoughts]

[ID: The domino-effect meme template. The smallest domino is labelled “some dog disregards a velvet rope”, the largest one is labelled “You’re fighting alongside that dog, which is now a human hybrid in metal armour, in a war to save the world” /end ID]

Curtesy of @koscheyyy​ in a conversation with @mori-stuff​ on discord. Which got me thinking that Carter’s life is just so fucking funny.

Some dog disregards a velvet rope > Your funding gets cut > You become unemployed and get stranded in Cairo > An underworld mob boss hires you > You’re desperate and take the job > You break into an ancient tomb because you might as well get to explore it somehow > You get cursed > Everything's your fault > You pay for a goth girl's drink while her friends start a pub brawl > This is your fault > You get uncursed > You go to prison > You break out of prison > You break back into the ancient tomb > You fall into a spike trap > The goth girl nearly becomes your friend > You go back to prison > You are in prison for about a year > The guy who put you in prison breaks you out of prison > You try to get in his pants but fail > The world has gone to shit and you're told you have to save it > You have two more companions > All of them know the goth girl but nobody knows where she is > You go to Japan > It's raining > You get to stab a bunch of guys and steal a bunch of shit > This isn't what you went to uni for but it's still fun somehow > You get in the sailor's pants > Two of the goth girl's friends show up > You learn the goth girl didn't make it > You help the goth girl's friends, one of your companions, and a new person escape from Shoin's Institute > You all get wasted together for a week straight > Suddenly Kobolds? > You leave Japan on a flying bomb?? > You get turned into A Kobold??? > You get turned back and die > You un-die. > You live on a bear now. > This is fine. > You help make the bomb fly again. > You prepare to fly the bomb into a dragon. > Like an actual fucking dragon. > Einstein brings a bunch of people to help you fight the dragon. > There is a dog on two legs in armour. > Of course there is. > Sure. Fine. Whatever. > It’s just one of those days (TM) > You teleport off the bomb just before it hits the dragon. > You are on a tower fighting zombies. > The dog is helping. > You win and save the world. > You also doom the world. > The fight is over. > The dog is a dog again. > Did you hallucinate the last two hours or so??? > You learn this is the dog that disregarded a velvet rope two years ago and fucked you over in the first place.

[passivelypurple]

RQG re-listen 172:

“Tread carefully because you tread on my teeth” is such a strange and weird line, And it comes from RQG! 😆🤦‍♀️

Then again, Bryn says it directly after Alex (As Carter in Natan’s body) says “You keep treading in my mouth! Like in it, like properly in it. Like I know what the groves in your boots taste like.” To Azu.

And that’s just a weird sentence anyway! 😆

[evieebun125]

193 | Episode 93 - The Curse!!!

Day 14. 92-98

[ID: A digital drawing of Grizzop Drik Acht Amsterdam and Howard Carter from rusty quill gaming. Grizzop is kicking Carter in the shin while yelling "This isn't about you". Grizzop is a goblin with pierced ears He is wearing a overcoat and Artemis armor. Howard is a human with short hair and a loose shirt and pants. /End ID]

[miscreantahead]

Before I go (no risk of that right now tbh) I am leaving this fandom with an RQG header image if it kills me. I WILL COLOR THIS if it kills me. For now it's going where it goes as is. Carter was invited because I love him. Everyone's holding Wilde because I just finished season 3 and this was what I wanted to draw and that's that on that.

Inspiration under the cut

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I love Alex's characthers EXCEPT Howard Carter. He made a transition from normal Alex's annoying characther usual into genuinally infuriating really quickly for me. For once while I morally disagreed with Grizzop I was full o favour of just letting him die already.

That being said him meeting Wilde was fun. I loved insuferable man (affectionated) and insuferable man (derrogatory) in the same room.

[cosmictap]

Carter :D

Forgot he was the drunk ‘it’s all my fault’ one

[gladumf]

decided to draw the 18-month time gap crew in these hats I found

zolf absolutely made them and is behind the camera laughing his head off

[hats below the cut]

[crayonturtle]

remember how these three were in the same clothes all through death and resurrection?

[rustyelias]

I’ll l never forgive Alex for making real historical figures npc’s I can never escape this podcast man