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I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

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girls who look like boys my beloved

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i unironically think that the resurgence of mustache culture has brought about a male slut era that is in many ways still in its infancy but is growing day by day. hemlines are getting shorter, chest hair is growing back, tops are cropped. gone are the dark, dark days when the sluttiest thing a man could do was roll up the sleeves of his button up office shirt. we are returning to the light of mustache rides and teeny tiny swim shorts. amen.

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You guys realize you’re interacting with other human beings on here, right?

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I need more media that has the same kinda vibes (imargy/symbolism ect) of nbc hannibal and/or sleep token please I am begging

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saying “are you hurt?” to the person covered in your blood after you’ve just been shot is insane

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1 manhandling, please

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tummies are hot .. stretch marks are hot .. smile lines are hot .. get with it

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Burning your father

Burning your mother

Burning your friend

And burning the love of your life

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in general i think hoping for the untimely deaths of most billionaires is pointless because most of them are functionally indistinguishable from the person who would replace them. getting rid of individual billionaires does not solve the problem of billionaires. but elon musk dying badly sure would solve the problem of elon musk

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Fibre crafts are 50% soothing repetitive action and 50% "God Fucking Damnit"

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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Critical part of pet ownership is figuring out what sort of hard petting they go buckwild for