#RIP Ivan 😭

[thefandomeffect-noah]

I… I don’t even know what to say.

I have no words. I think it’s finally time to make the post.

[lotus-pear]

till's straight asf i would've made out with ivan first

[deetealeaf]

im so sorry Dee but i actually have been nursing a very interesting concept I would like for you to read

I know there is the wide concept of Regulus being an animagus, taking the form a cat. But I offer up another one.

A two headed lamb.

I don’t even hc him being an animagus tbh but if he had one it would be a two-headed lamb, not even a sheep a lamb. A baby. We all know he died around 17-18, very young considering how old wizards can get. Two-headed lambs, or basically any animals with two heads, don't last very long, the longest lamb with two heads died at 40 days.

There is also the term "sacrificial lamb" to note something that dies for the greater good, a sacrifice. This was basically what Regulus' death was:  "I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more."

So not only was he a child who died, but he was also dying for the greater good.

okay thats it, if i continue ill just end up doing a whole deep dive on his character as a whole while heavily projecting. But thank you for reading through this and I love youuuu you treasure of a human being and I hope you're having an amazing day <333333

mkay 2 things:

1- I ADORE YOUR BRAIN AND YOU NEVER EVER NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR SHARING HEADCANNONS OR THOUGHTS ABOUT CHARACTERS EVEN IF I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THEM I LOVE "LISTENING" TO YOUR THOUGHTSSS DONT APOLOGIZE RAHHH And pls go on a deep dive if you want i want to know more about things you like !!!!

2- i really like this idea tbh. Its deep its kinda dark its very you 🤭

Tbh i am very much a fluff and "they all lived happily ever after and noone was hurt and every one lived" kind of girlie, but you might make an angst enjoyer out of me yet😭

Its currently 2 am and i dont have enough brain power to properly express how all this makes me feel but ask me again tomorrow ill get back to u lolll

3- I LOVE YOUUUUU SM SM SM RAHHHHHHH i want to bite you nom nom nom

I should probably go to sleep teeheehee

[meltedmush]

You should watch Alien Stage by VIVINOS! I think you’d really like the (doomed) yaoi haha.

I’M ACTUALLY A BIG OF VIVINOS LOL

Alien Stage is so gooodddddd (Rip Mizi and Sua, Ivan and Till) and yeah VIVINOS LOVES THEIR (DOOMED) YURI AND YAOI 😭😭

And SO DO I HAHA

I’ve actually loved watching their stuff ever since they dropped their mini videos like Villain - Stella Jang, and Pink B**ch Club!! ^^

I just don’t actively talk about it 😭

[asmrrpaddict]

I’m a sucker for a good protective audio. I don’t mean like possessive mind you, but protective! Also spoiler alert for many playlists!

LINKS FOR ALL NAMED AUDIOS/PLAYLISTS ARE BELOW THE GIF!

Give me Al and Seth searching for SugarBoo

Give me Sam healing Darlin’

Give me Vincent ripping Adam apart

Give me Captain Matt when his first mate is tortured along side him

Give me Fletcher taking a row boat WHILE BLEEDING FROM BEING SHOT across the ocean to save lass

Give me Law staying by Sweets’ side and honoring their wish to not be healed by magic, but still sticking by them and worrying about them

Give me Caleb when Damian got too close to Babe

Give me Ethan when Morgana loses the will to live

Give me Magnus when the daughter of Hades is taken

Give me Gorm when Tor hits and attempts to assault his beloved

Give me Ivan when Funny Girl is taken

Give me werewolf Ben when everything that happened happens to his huntress girl

Give me Kirishima and Bakugou when they get separated from Traveler

Give me Bodie when he healed Bug even though he knew. (Iykyk)

Give me Ellion when Servant Girl feels unsafe

Give me Robert when Steamheart dies

Give me Dade when Ethan is anywhere near babe

Give me the unnamed vampire ripping through the human who stabbed Cupcake and in a panic trying to find someone or someway to save them

Give me the protection I’ve never needed, but always longed for. (I’ve never had anything happen to me that I needed protection, but I would love to know if I did need it he((nonexistent boyfriend/husband)) would be there.) and I would like to hope he would feel the same.

Wow, I listen to a lot of protective audios. This isn’t even half.

Updated:

Links for listed audios.

Yuurivoice Al & Seth: 3 seasons. Hopefully ongoing and you may watch some videos from the second link which is Al meeting and beginning a relationship with Boo. However not all are connected some are one shots. The second playlist also includes videos from the first so you do you.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLo3gUOtcfZqPfeMiisAiemZ6HjKIvcfwa&si=0J7ov3ZV8Fi7zcCl

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLo3gUOtcfZqMiNxmbJSReVXXoxSm6p9rW&si=wNBufe1gz11L5_Z3

Redacted Sam: Ongoing

Sam’s playlist intertwines with several others including Vincent’s just below this one. No real set playlist for all of them.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEm8kgm65Yt6wXgkL33H2Q4ivgSdOU7cT&si=Pnr_yQsay0toxh0J

Redacted Vincent: Ongoing

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEm8kgm65Yt6wXgkL33H2Q4ivgSdOU7cT&si=Pnr_yQsay0toxh0J

Captain Matt: 3 episode series complete.

https://youtu.be/voaHmLrQ4jE?si=P4IqEt1OpV032om2

Escaped Audio Fletcher: Ongoing concluding soon. 😭

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLOsj4yXca6NuZtF1Zafi26iBpr2hjjUz&si=3t0BlHsG7Lw4TL58

Reverie Audio Law: Ongoing

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFQwFbI8qYD9caB8Qwcf2337o-VnmXNGV&si=ro0y0NTmRhaups9E

Nomad Caleb: Ongoing

Be aware Caleb’s playlist intertwines with several others in the Frosthaven series. The first link is just Caleb, the second is for the majority of(minus some of the newer ones) (Not my playlist) the Frosthaven series

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLR2el420TUrTZxePpaUr5uwtKzegvwT4B&si=Rp71jBcDL7ImFJJe

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVTTSEjwYUjL9b6RlKdsuf40u0zO_CBgc&si=9ffzDKScF_rXFOI5

MasterMissy Ethan: One season, but intertwines with a few others. Unsure if it’s complete.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe1oQeLS2EWn133GSrjYFQ4TriTf9Xv_J&si=QZTk0LSvmrROLyLD

MasterMissy Magnus: Complete(?) it also intertwines with Ethan and others.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe1oQeLS2EWlLzhze8j3iOv1f25zdvfEX&si=5mm3uPq4xbP7TYRj

Joseph Holloway Gorm: 2 seasons as far as I know it’s complete

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFhEnL38wOXd9GoHvrfS2oacH2k57M-GW&si=rPNQylIVR17uDNpW

Joseph Holloway Ivan: 2 seasons. Ongoing

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFhEnL38wOXfnNDZqZn4L07BsHmfZkOvb&si=CJcnbK5rhcpUoWDQ

Aussie Ben: Complete, but the video at the bottom has nothing to do with playlist. Not sure why it’s there. And I recommend scrolling down and watching the prequel before the rest. Doesn’t really change the story. It’s just how I would do it.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlYTlGbvIqjXDhHtvpJqJeTexDPX4I8a8&si=nqeV9ipe_h_QgCmA

Yuzuya Kirishima x Bakugou x Traveller: Ongoing

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF2FxVuKxVoTZ0XAcuPhkyzb1EWz23kiJ&si=O-ufjNWy8vaNeL1l

Obsidian Lantern Bodie: Ongoing

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvoo16iF8I-8AQg7Q0bw0rdE_XiT614L2&si=1DL0l0oj7bFFxKww

Shining Armor Ellion: Just began season 2.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9_usevRQsEhyh1jzk7s1ztQSBAuN2bUc&si=n8ceWkILSvmNrf00

Shining Armor Robert: Season complete, but I believe he’s working on a prequel series.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9_usevRQsEhgjyR6-mhsUp4Eq3pM6yXE&si=Jz-r0BQ2oQyTN30h

Dade: ongoing. Three seasons just completed. Hopefully waiting for season 4.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLv6qPKWmKzbvr6zi452EnWYolOYfHTlqy&si=rnAtciwoEYColCUv

Jouska Vampire x Cupcake: Ongoing however the author hasn’t written a new one in a very long time.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHbhaQvaokhkyPYlhfenvqtAG5IOsTJq5&si=m5PxQA_YZznLtzGj

[redrandomposts]

LMAO YES ACTUALLY bc i literally CANNOT stop thinking abt the alnst x orv crossover it's insane

till wants to sponsor ivan so he can help protect the bastard but ivan's been advised by dokja to not take this mysterious constellation that they know nothing about of, so ivan remains sponsorless for most of the scenarios until dokja convinces him to take on hades (technically ivan's adoptive grandfather lmao) as a sponsor

and till's in his lil pocket dimension wondering if he should laugh or cry. the ONE time he wants ivan to pick him and ivan just... DOESNT 😭

— 🌦️

hi 🌦️!!

have u ever considered that ivan will actually exploit his sponsor??

kim dokja is like... nahhhhh its too much for me this is a much better approach *jumps off bridge*

but ivan and his alien... he basically was just there and garnered info

and i think we need a new constellation name for till. secretive plotter is good and all... except till's not really secretive... nor a plotter. i cannot imagine till plotting anything other than his love life, and that's more of a fantasy than anything. rebellious musician or something?

here's what i'm thinking: ivan 100% knows his father(s) are unreliable. he will watch them and follow them to a certain extent, then completely deviate from whatever plots they've got going on. ivan is fine with dying, but does not want to be naked on star stream due to clothes burned off; that sorta deal. (kdj's little dragon lmaooooo)

guys am i changing up my mind i have no idea im not looking at my previous posts cause im scared

anyways y'know... kdj passed up the sponsors because he didn't want to be bound, but he did encourage his companions to choose one actually! guys i haven't touched orv in so long and i'm not touching it anytime soon it's angst paradise.

hades sponsor does sound fun though... hmmmm

idk man i think you would not want your grandparents to watch you stream. the money they give every year is more than welcomed, but watching you streaming..? i think ivan does not have the mental power for that

ANYWAYS guys let there be sponsor x person kdj and yjh narrowly missed that one and i wanna see it. i just wanna see till spending all his probability on ivan, coin after coin, while other constellations are confused. because, well, till has lived many lifetimes and probably gathered coins and probability and whatnot. and it'd be funny.

ivan: my clothes are torn (small rip on sleeve)

till (1): alright buddies, i think ivan would look stunning in this cyberpunk outfit

till (2): are you kidding? this skin-tight motorcycle suit is much better!

till (3): i think the best thing to do is give him one of our shirts!

till (2): !!! will that fit him?

till (4): just give him all of it, guys!

ivan: ???

constellations: ??????? who the fuck buys clothing? just give him an artifact??

guys i think im delusional

[thatuselesshuman]

Me realizing I can't defend Luka after round 7:

MAN IDC I LOVE MY LITTLE MANIPULATIVE MURDER

Luka truther over here 😔🖐️

On another note, ROUND 7 EATS SO HARD BRO I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

Music? Delicious (literally my favorite song so far)

Luka being beautiful? On repeat

Luka purposely reminding Till of Ivan? Man I can't keep defending this guy 😭

The flashbacks? DELICIOUS

RIP Till? So angsty

The HYUNA CROSS OVER EPISODE??? I'M FOAMINNNGGGGG

[eofoc]

umm alien stage OC au... this was drawn before r6 btw . i love you yaoi

orimisha ivantill pararells: there are none im utterly delusional

okay however. 🤓 theyve both grown up Isolated and #Different for different reasons though.. liek orifiel is this gold child raised in the church being shown off like a god or a relic of some kind. literally taught that normal people are Below him . di you see the ivan singing prodigy pararells ok good . orifiel is Much more ivancoded than mischa is tillcoded but thats okay honestly. mischa my sillj little thing me and the repressed anger issues. chasing after a girl wjo DOES NOT WANT HIM 😭😭😭😭😭. i donf know where i was goifn with this hes not very tillcoded at all (other than #tsundere 🥺) but their dynamic YESSSSSSS.

orifiel chasing after mischa becuase this twink is the only person wjo ever treated him likw a #person (all he did was be mean to him Omg) and not a religious symbol of sorts . his ass has bpd AND has nevber had a close relationship before so hes like yess obsession and would probably kill himself for this random ass guy. honestly jm just still thinking abouf the kiss That was crazy Ermmmm . i cannot voice my thoughts orifiel is so ivan kinnie thougj rip you wouldve loved twitter and carrd.co

[ivan-alnst-official]

rip ivan you would've loved chappell roan

is it casual now? 😭

[headingalaxys-spicy]

Saw the last post abt America with size kink,, it was so good 🙏🙏 tysm for the food😭😭 Can I request the same but with Russia? It's fine if you don't want to do it btw, I just been thirsting for more big boy Russia content,,😵‍💫

SPICE POST! This is a SPICE POST! Enjoy for those who want to read. (Yes, my dumbass stayed up all night. and hell to the no I can't sleep.)

Hahahah if America loves being bigger than you then Russia loves it even more. He’s also taller and a grower in bed so what you see at first is not what you’re going to get at the start. Ivan is a giant in every way like taller, and has way more mass than you by at least 200% all of these things culminated to ensure that his ego is majorly boosted. He also just loves the fact that when he does put it in, it’s a painful experience for you because your body in general wasn’t really built to take that large of a penis. But, stretching you out is fun as hell for him. 

Ivan's scarf wrapped around your body from your ankles to your neck and pulled you closer to his broad chest. You could now feel his thick hot and bothered member. He adored how you were only ⅔ of his height, lacked muscle, & were easily overpowered by his thick birch tree arms. 

“Y/N, I want you badly, my small little sunflower. Let’s become one, da?” You feel him flex his muscles some. He brought you even closer to him & you could feel his schlong resting on your inner thigh. You blush a little & try to reach for his face but you miss and entangle your hands in his snowy blonde hair. 

“Well, just be gentle…..”  

“I try. I make no promises, though. That’s difficult to do with a cock that's as big as mine.” You could feel his member excitedly move up and down on your leg. He was quick to rip off his shirt & shift himself above you. Your (eye color) orbs connected with his sparkly lavender ones. Your eyes then wandered down to his gigantic member still covered by his boxers. You could see it pulsating with excitement. 

“Like what you see, da?” His sweet smile turns somewhat mischievous. He allows his member to rest on your stomach as he pinned your hands above your head. Ivan will kiss your forehead & simultaneously move from cheek to cheek with light pecks. Ivan loves to be a tease. He tries to make sure you’re wet as hell so it can at least be a little easier for you to take in his gigantic size. As he continues to shower you with kisses your heart begins to flutter as your core begins to warm in reaction to his touch. 

You were excited by the way that one of his polar bear paws kept you in place. Ivan gripped the top of the couch with his other hand. He began to grind on you as he soon moved to take over your lips. Ivan enjoyed the way your small form felt under the weight of his thick cock. Soon, both of his hands began to wander your form. He massaged your stomach and then moved up to your breasts. At first, he pressed down on your nipples through your bra. You let out a few moans in response to the stimulation. 

Ivan needed more. He loved seeing your delicate form beneath him. His cock twitched with excitement & began to leak out pre-cum. Ivan gently unclasped your bra & tossed it on the ground. His lavender eyes were glazed over with intense desire. 

“Lovely.” He moves his head down so he can kiss in between your perky breasts. 

Ivan was kissing right at your heart….where he’d always wanted to be. His dick began to prod at your entrance playfully. Only cloth was keeping the two of you apart. Ivan paused for a few moments while he was in between your breasts. Then he propped himself up on both of his hands so he could drink in more of your form once again. He moves some of your hair from your face. You looked so perfect beneath him & his immense size. Ivan’s cock twitched once again, reminding him that he desperately required relief. Ivan quickly ripped off both of your undergarments. His dick was finally free.  He stands up so that he can tower over you. His cock stiffened once more & the veins in his dick were now fuller. 

Ivan grabbed both of your ankles aggressively and spread them open. 

“Ready …Sunflower?...” Eagerness & hunger completely coated his voice. His fully erect schlong was already in between your pussy lips. 

“Yes….” Your hands gripped the grey sofa for safety. You knew this was about to get rough. 

Ivan entered you slowly at first. Just his tip & its massive girth felt like a lot.

“Ahhh…ahhhh…” As it continued to advance within you, it felt like a wide-hand rail was being inserted into you. It was a slow march for him to insert himself fully. Your gasps, moans, & squirms made Ivan more excited. 

He smiled as you fiercely gripped the couch. You were in an immense amount of pain. It felt as though your pelvis was going to snap in half. 

When he finally had himself fully inserted with just his tip, Ivan stated, “Prepare yourself, Y/N.” Not that you could really respond; you were breathless and in pain his girth had you stressed out. 

Ivan began to pound away at you ruthlessly. You had nothing else to do but take him in, moan, and scream. His monstrous cock prevented you from having any real thought from passing through. Ivan enjoyed himself within your tight, wet walls. He moved his hips in a circular motion. Ivan wanted to make sure he hit every spot. As he continued, Ivan began to reach his edge; he took in another shot of you before he finally released his seed. He ensured that he finally released his seed. Ivan was in the hilt of your vagina before he did so. You felt as though he was deep inside of your inner organs. Ivan will pound into you one more time while your legs are still suspended in mid-air. 

“More?” Is what he’ll ask you with his innocent eyes. 

[uaremyjae]

[ SPOILER ONE PIECE CHAP. 1105 ]

IS THE UNKNOWN PARTY APPEAR AT EGGHEAD WILL BE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY?

Okay so I have read the summary spoilers this morning and oh boy, the title itself is funny like “ THE PEAK OF SEVERE STUPIDITY” like what’s that even mean oda???

Anyway I want to talk about the last part of the chapter where it’s says that there’s unknown party has pulled at egghead and destroyed Marines warship that going after the escape technicians & research teams of Egghead. And the Marine frantically asked to call for Admiral Kizaru and tell him that “ They’re heading to Egghead” ?? 👀 This unknown party must be a very huge threat that it requires for Admiral Kizaru attention.

Some people thinks of maybe Blackbeard Pirates, I was like nah Blackbeard helping escapees in a broad daylight? That’s very uncharacteristic of BB Pirates where they all go for sneaky & stealthy attack. Besides BB already at Egghead.

Some people said maybe it’s Neo MADS. 🤷‍♀️ I am not onboard with that idea but it could be a wild card who knows. I’m not Oda. Why I think it’s not Neo MADS is that Judge is not that stupid to come to egghead Island with his bigass snails 🐌 ship with potential catch strays along in the Buster Calls. It’s better for them to watch Vegapunk downfall since they both wanted that and get the chance to be hire by WG.

Revolutionary Army?

Ooh that’s what makes me feel like ITS POSSIBLE. Ok some people said “ RA is at Momoiro Island at the Grand line Paradise. There’s no way they can arrived at Egghead that fast.”

Seriously? Did everyone forget that Shanks pull up at Marineford from New World? When he literally stopped Kaido from coming a day before execution? 😬

And you think Revolutionary Army only resides at Grand Line? Ofc that’s their HQ and they must have their branches at every sea. See that’s what people forgot about the whole RA’s structure. And Dragon did mention before founding RA that he want to raise into a massive armed force scattered across the globe. Did he make it? YES!

You see RA’s has 4 captains for each blue sea forces. East Blue; Bello Betty, West Blue; Morley, South Blue;Lindbergh, North Blue; Karasu and each seas has their own team led by those captains. You are here telling me RA’s doesn’t have a team that resides at New World?

And the panel of where Vegapunk via Shaka ( RIP shaka mann 😭) talk with somebody that he can see that his death is about to happen and it turns out, it’s DRAGON who he is talking to. Another thing that seems possible is that Dragon asked Ivan opinion of where would Kuma heading to if a fragment of his true instinct still there. AND THE CLIFFHANGER THERE 🧐

I think He’ll— go where Iva? I think Iva knew Kuma will be heading to where his daughter is. Remember the exchange of how “ Child is Parents’ Weaknesses” from Dragon to Kuma? And with Shaka in contact with Dragon, there might possibility that Shaka inform him about Luffy & Bonney is on the island and the assassination planned on VP.

Judging by how the latest ending chapter turns out, the chances that RA pulled up to prevent lives of Egghead become like Ohara is quite high. Like the whole reveal about how Dragon told Vegapunk he will create military forces that can fight back after Ohara incident on Ohara remains must be hint of the future moves that RA will do during this arc.

Regardless, who are going to be there doesn’t matter. But if the RA catch the words that the Gorosei is at egghead and also stayed at the island with Kizaru while the Buster Call starts , well dragon appear to assist the RA & took Straw Hats under their care temporarily might be it. Probably escorted them to Elbaf.

How about Straw Hat Grand Fleet? Well yes it’s possible too! At this point, im sure the news about the Straw Hats vs Navy has been reported by Big News Morgan and the fleet took notice about it. Here’s the thing about Straw Hat Grand Fleet, what has been reported that seven powerful pirate groups under Straw Hats but no names mention on which pirates. So it’s interesting to see what happened soon!

[howhow326]

Some of yall bout to be real mad at me...

Breakdown under read more.

Percabeth Energy: True love, made for each other, perfection, flawless, wholesome, zero bad vibes (Note: I planned to leave this part empty, but changed my mind when I saw these two ships)

Julerose is like a star in the void. In a show full of weirdness, these two are proof that an unproblematic relationship trumps all! For that, I give them the honor of Percabeth energy.

Tom and Sabine are just straight Julerose with the added bonus that Tom kicked his racist dad to curb and never looked back. Of only Marinette never found that guy again.

Lumity Energy: Full love, realistic problems but like not in an abusive way, the only reason these ships aren't giving Percabeth is because the show ruined them, yes that is what I'm going with, No I don't think Lumity is bad the name is just a joke

Alya x Marinette is a goated ship, fight me! "bUt WhAt AbOuT lIlA", everyone is an idiot in those episodes! Forgot Lila and remember that Marinette and Alya have a very supportive relationship that's mutual. Although, I couldn't completely forget about Lila which is why it's down here.

Lukanette was robbed. Luka x Adrien was also robbed.

So I don't dislike the gay boys but that one time Nathaniel ripped Marc's sketchbook just sticks in my head even tho he said sorry. It's not even in character for Nathaniel to do that! Oof. Still goated in the sauce.

I used to hate Marichat but then it went on to become the best side of the love square because it got so little focus?! More is less, and Elation is better than three thirds of the love square episodes.

Marinette and Kagami used to be such a wholesome relationship but then season 5 kept dragging out Kagami's kiddie pool sized jealousy for bad Lila episodes. At least I can pretend they don't exist.

Nooro and his only friend in the world. And now they've been separated 😭

BMBLB Energy: Not half bad, just not for me, may or may not be canon/developed well, I'm not criticizing BLBMB its just a joke

Adrien x Juleka could be cute, but it's one of those things that you have to accept will never be canon or even get episodes for it.

All of the other Lovesquare ships got dropped down here because of Arc Fatigue. Ladrien didn't even get a kiss!

Marinette and Marc got better development in Reverser than Nathaniel and Marc did.

"Back in my day, we used to ship Marinette with Nathaniel!" "Sure grandpa, let's get you to bed."

Ivan and Mylene wishes they could be the straight version of Julerose. These two are just weirdly codependent to the point that Ivan's last focus episode was like... season 1?

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Adrien/Chat Noir and Alya/Rena Rouge had more chemistry with each other in two episodes than Alya had with Nino in the last 5 years (Yall bout to be really mad at me)

Adrien x Nathaniel could be cute, but it's one of those things that you have to accept will never be canon or even get episodes for it. Huh, deja vu.

Adrien and Nino had more chemistry with each other than Alya had with Nino in the last 5 years. Now I'm just doing it on porpoise.

"Oh look, a boy and a girl being friends? Not in my Westboro baptist church cartoon!!! They need to be married and have 8 children now!!!" Is the vibe this ship gives.

Past this point I don't really care about kwami shipping.

The only reason these two are up here is because the darkest skin background character managed to snag some sense of relevance. Good for him.

Klance Energy: waif like and blind, child like and bitter, guant visage, smoking mirrors, you have erased yourself, you learned to hate yourself, burning on the inside, he's tried so many times to take my life away, but he'll be the first to die tonight, I promise my dear

Remember when Chloe actually cared about Adrien before Astruc retconed her to be his spin on Marie Antoinette?

I stopped shipping it after Lies and you should too. Adrien was horrible to her.

Remember when Chloe actually cared about Sabrina before Astruc retconed her to not care about Sabrina at all and then he executive producers had to rerail her character by showing that she did care about Sabrina in her final moments?

GIRL, WHY ARE YOU WITH HIM???

Dosen't exist in canon, poor man's Lukanette in fanon.

Reread the last sentence. Also, I dislike the pare the spares thing.

Just wait until I get to Dj wifi.

GIRL, WHY ARE YOU WITH HIM???

Plagg/Tiki x Adrien/Marinette would be a good ship if half of the pairing weren't Fire emblem dragon wifu's that are 7,000 years old... but that's not going to stop some of yall, is it 😞

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Reylo energy: forbidden, horrifying, abusive, wtf, GIRL WHY ARE YOU WITH HIM, unlike the other names I actually do hate Reylo

I do not ship canon Lila with anyone except the devil because she belongs in Gehenna. Reread this every time she shows up.

I do not ship canon Kim with anyone except his right hand because he deserves a kick in the teeth. All of the fanfictions that made him a mean jock were basically right. Reread this everytime he shows up.

Hi! It's me! I'm the guy who wrote Nino salt, it's me! I made a fic, where Alya punches him in his teeth! He should have never stalked her and assumed she was cheating on him; He should have never revealed her cover without her consent; why dafaq is Alya even still with him?

I refuse to ship Chloe with her victims.

Again, I refuse to ship Chloe with her victims.

Chloe is too toxic to be with prince Ali (Sabrina is also toxic so it balances out).

Kagami is too good for Chloe.

Three times the charm, I refuse to ship Chloe with her victims.

Max is Ace Me being an idiot

Does anyone even care about this AU anymore?

I am a big dumb dumb that confused Asexuality with Aromanticism. Whoops.

Marinette x Max does have some chemistry in the Gamer episodes. Unfortunately, Max stopped having episodes with her for some reason, and I blame the robot.

Boring

Do these two ever talk, or...

Well apparently the writers do because we're getting a special about them.

WTF IS THIS PICTURE???

WHY IS LUKA CHOKING NATHANIEL??????

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

episode one thoughts!!!

- (before starting) i feel physically ill anyways i am so fine and normal

- STEARD!!!!

- what a batshit insane opening scene on so many levels

- rip the crew for having to listen to stede moan his sleep about ed 💀

- i know i shouldn’t question it but,,, how the fuck did they get off the island

- all of them working for spanish jackie is so goofy

- ed is so fucking hot and his crew looks so cool 😩😩

- NOOOOOOO THEY KILLED OFF IVAN i mean i figured they would but NOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

- i’m genuinely so sad for fang though… the relationship between fang and ivan was so special to me :’(

- izzy really is babygirl huh

- OH FUCK YES THE HUSBANDS

- i don’t trust this fancy twink

- oh swede we’re really in it now

- ohhh shit not the “talk it through”

- eddddd my baby girl :((

- ed shooting izzy the second he said stede’s name was insane and i loved it

- “let’s go husbands!”

- jim comforting fang and doing silly voices is so special to me actually

- the transition from ed looking at the moon saying “fuck you stede bonnet” to stede looking at the moon saying “good night ed teach”….. i’m so deeply unwell actually

- oh hell yes pirate queen!!

- the post credits scene was so cute <3

[baeshijima]

aside from hyv games what other fandoms are you a part of :0

this might not be what u were asking for but im just going to list all the media i enjoy and its going to be long bc im... in a lot... and these are only the ones i can remember ;w;

some other gaming ones are:

wuthering waves

lord of heroes (my ride or die for like. 4years. i lov u.)

ensemble stars

path to nowhere

lovebrush chronicles (waited forever when it was for all time in sea servers and not global 😔)

love and deepspace

pokemon (childhood fr fr)

lunar romance (ANOTHER RIDE OR DIE IM SO SERIOUIS)

collar x malice (i need to play it again... for my husband yanagi aiji...)

afk journey

a3! (rip global 😔)

afterl!fe (ALOS RIP GLOBAL U WILL BE MISSED BY ME ESP U ETHAN 😭😭)

+more that i cannot remember rn ;w;

as for animanga :

yona of the dawn (s2 when.... the manga alone isnt enough...)

blue lock (S2 IN A COUPLE MONTHS SAE SOON RAAHAHH)

jjk (unfortunately)

wind breaker

black clover (i need to get back into it for my husband nozel..)

haikyuu!! (i need to rewatch it for the millionth time for wakatoshi...)

prince of stride: alternative (ALSO NEED TO REWATCH MY LOVES KYOSUKE AND TOMOE)

kamisama kiss

mashle

my happy marriage

a sign of affection

the apothecary diaries

spy x family

diamond no ace (NEW SEASON COMING SOON AAAAA)

magi

dr stone

record of ragnarok

attack on titan (kind of?? havent watched the last couple of seasons but i was still in it and kind of am...)

+more that i cannot think of rn aha 🧍‍♀️

miscellaneous :

alien stage (am always unwell but the official arts they post either make me feel better (read: the actor au) or make me feel worse (read: esp ivans inner thoughts abt till ;w;))

a shit ton of manhwa that would be its own post entirely bc there are too many 🫡

a shit ton of kdramas that would probably also be its own post as well 🫡

[indefenseofkara]

My (mostly silly) thoughts while playing the MWIII Campaign

spoilers under the cut, obviously

Operation 627

was this man wearing a suit in prison?

Cutscene

wonder what the 141 was about to do before learning about Makarov

RIP Dena, first named side character to die this game

Precious Cargo

if Graves was serious about helping Urzikstan he'd pronounce Farah's name right

I tried to be stealthy. it never works 😢

omg Graves is so annoying and won't stfu. he even interrupts himself

Cutscene

RIP Ivan, you were just trying to do the right thing

i don't think patches really tear and attach that easily

Gaz's headshot is really so much better than everyone else's lmao

Reactor

once again i tried to stealth and failed

"I'm going loud" yes?? of course??? i just blew up a helicopter! is there a way to stealthily blow up a helicopter????

gave Price lung cancer oops

Cutscene

ghost is so proud of his joke lol

finally Farah learns about what Shadow Company did in Las Almas (kinda i guess Price didn't mention all the innocent people killed lmao)

aw but Price trusts Farah

Payload

i kept pressing the button for exiting recon drones in MP/WZ but it's different in the campaign 💀

my left joystick keeps drifting and idk whyyyy

the bunker dining room is set up so nice. table cloths and flowers!

Cutscene

damn Farah really gets everything done, the other 141 boys didn't stop their missiles

Nikolai! Rocking out to metal! I love it!

is Kastovia in Russia? I thought it was a country

Yuri!

Deep Cover

i'm Laswell!

for like 2 minutes lmao damn that was short af

Cutscene

oh god No Russian coming up

do i have to shoot civilians this time?

Passenger

bruh wtf is this?

why was Makarov even on the plane?

could/should have been a cutscene

Cutscene

Farah is my badass motorcycle gf

"Yes, ma'am" Alex knows what's up.

Crash Site

ooooh i found a crossbow!

goddamnit Alex i just took down like 30 men and you got caught by 3?! get it together man

the game wouldn't let me dramatically zipline in to save alex, rude.

Cutscene

Farah continues to be the most capable person in the series

Aww Gaz and Nik being bros

Flashpoint

this post is supposed to be silly thoughts but what is going on with this timeline? Price and Soap and Ghost are together but not part of the 141 because that hasn't been made yet. Also they're all British SAS why are they reporting to Shepard? (that's a question for all the games but especially in this pre-141 scenario) (ok back to silly thoughts)

i shoved Makarov so much lmao (i also shot him but that made me fail the mission)

everyone is gloating so much get it together

Cutscene

Herschel lol

he clearly has a plan and they're all like "what are you talking about Makarov we totally got you"

oh look i was right

oh look it's my least favorite people

"Ghost that is not nice" ok that got me i cackled

Gaz is distractingly pretty rn

Oligarch

listen i swear i'm trying really hard to be stealthy i don't know why i'm so bad at this i'm on recruit ffs

Cutscene

good cop bad cop

"to hide my face" he has a point

i have strong doubts that Milena actually worked for that money lol

Makarov talking about a "Shadow" and i am shocked. Shocked, I tell you! (i am not shocked)

Highrise

this was a fun level

Nolan's talking shit after i shot him, but i didn't even know i got him - i downed him while blinded by a flash grenade lmao

when did Price hook into the skyhook? nearly had a heart attack when we took off

Cutscene

oh its the high fashion mission coming up

Frozen Tundra

godammit another mission where i want to shoot the guy we have to keep safe for some dumb reason

Gaz is the voice of reason again

soap keeps running away when i try to get ammo from him 😭

Cutscene

lmao gotta love these scenes where everyone is part of an intimidating conversation

Gora Dam

i didn't even try to go stealthy this time, immediately stole a truck with a sentry turret on the back

Cutscene

Graves ugh

Gaz not shaking his hand, ICONIC

Danger Close

not really a fan of these types of missions

accidentally used a missile to take out one person but that's ok because i got an achievement for it called "your tax dollars at work" 🤣

Cutscene

yeah he's not dead

huh Shepard telling the truth, shocker

lol jk still lying too

lmao where was Alex in that little scene. "Nik take Farah back to Urzikstan" and Alex? where'd he go??? weren't you in Urzikstan? You left just to talk about this with Farah but not Alex? WHAT IS GOING ON? DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE DETAILS LIKE THIS

Trojan Horse/Countdown

doggo!!!

actually liked the CCTV bit, it's realistic

got runover by a train because my joystick keeps drifting 💀

playthrough interrupted for cat snuggles

"chunnel" lol i forgot some people call it that

RIP Soap, that was a pretty definite death

"one KIA" you mean one task force member... all the police with you are KIA too damn way to be insensitive Price

Cutscene

Uh does Soap not have a family?

Lol Gaz is the only one who took off his hat/hood

Tbh i was expecting a tragic military funeral with bagpipes

this was too short i didn't even have time to process before it was over. didn't cry.

Bonus scene

thank fuck he's dead. now let's get Graves.

Credits

lol what is this music? (oh it's 21 Savage)

production babies!

someone is named Amish.

I know some of these people!!!! I sat through over 10 minutes of credits to cheer for my pals suffering under the evil overlords at Activison!

there wasn't a "thanks for playing" picture at the end what

[calciferstims]

YAY ME I FINALLY FINISHED A STIMBOARD SERIES FOR LIKE LITERALLY THE FIRST TIME SINCE I MADE THIS BLOG LMAOO