#RIGHT XENK ???

[thegaysdescendatmidnight]

Just watched honour among thieves, and Xenk is absolutely god's most autistic soldier and I love him

[discombra]

best thing about Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) was the girl coming out of the theatre telling her boyfriend that Kira deserves two dads

[wild-moss-art]

Saw honor among thieves and had to draw my faves

[disterras-sims]

gave it a try! 🎲

[felix-lupin]

Just watched the dnd movie and I am now going to be revolving Xenk Yendar around in my mind.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I haven't been looking at the word count for the fic because I was originally certain it would be around 20k and have felt increasingly like that is Not Going to Happen, and I finally looked just now.

25k.

And counting.

If anyone hears the sound of money changing hands, those are my friends, they're bastards, ignore them.

[fastidious-and-a-mess]

just saw the dnd movie. my favorite character was the autistic paladin

[hawkeyefierce]

i am fully prepared to continue being absolutely insufferable about xenk yendar, and no i will not apologize

[blade-liger-4ever]

SHOUTING ABOUT THIS MOVIE'S GOODNESS AS A NON-D&D PLAYER! IT NEEDS MORE GOOD REP!!!!!

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale

[yamchaisawesome]

This is objectively the dumbest take I’ve seen.

[thedynamic]

About to share a controversial yet brave truth

Chris Pine bard sweaterboy, autistic gay paladin absolute nightmare

[incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes]

Holga: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Xenk recently.

Edgin: No, Holga, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Holga: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Edgin: No! You’re the only one for me.

Holga: Is that so?

Edgin: I promise! Xenk and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.

Holga: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Edgin: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!

Holga: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Edgin: Of course bro!

Holga: Bro...

Xenk: What the-

[colesawicn]

my family and i the whole time we were watching edgin and xenk interact

guys…

[iwannabealice]

simon: you know xenk would die for you, right?

edgin: xenk would die to save a dog

[chesb0red]

i love xenk. like literally im sitting there in the movie theatre for the first time with my friend and suddenly in walks this gorgeous paladin and i just immediately whisper “holy shit i love him already” aND I WAS RIGHT. this mf is both badass and adorable. holy shit he makes lawful good actually look super fun to play

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Just saw D&D: Honor Among Thieves, some thoughts

 - Yes, perfect, this is exactly what I wanted from my D&D movie, complete ridiculousness taken 100% seriously. Perfect. No notes.

 - Watching Chris Pine be a charming little cringe-fail bard is amazing.

 - WHAT SANE MAN WOULD LEAVE A WOMAN LIKE HOLGA?! SHE’S LITERALLY PERFECT! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM BUCKO! SHE’S LITERALLY FLAWLESS!

 - Head: Sofina evil.   Heart: Hrrgh, hot evil lady step on me.

 - Xenk Yendar is the purest force of good in the world and must be protected at all costs. Not that he needs it, but I’m sure he would graciously accept the sentiment.

 - Simon hit his insecurities right in the face. Now I just need me a way to do that too.

 - A beautiful and charming found-family dynamic that made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

 - STOP BULLYING THE FAT DRAGON! HE’S TRYING HIS BEST!

 - No Tarasque. Goddammit.

 - Ultimately, 8/10, needs more Drow and Tarasques.