#honour among thieves

[thehmn]

Finally watched Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves and now I’m a little sad it didn’t do well (and clearly I was part of the problem) because it was actually pretty sweet and very funny.

One of the best depictions of a platonic couple raising a child together I’ve seen. By the end you’re like of course Holga is mom.

Also it’s fucking amazing that Edgin isn’t Holga’s type because he’s too immature but also not short enough. Yeah she can lift any man she wants but she wants one who fits snugly in her arms too, ya know?

[mrsmarymorstan]

His Autistic Swag has bewitched me both Body and Soul.

[jaycestestosterone]

I like this kind of man, please give me more of them

Ethically ambiguous/latino man who is either a narcissist, anxious, or both.

Noticed this brand of men while compiling my kin list and started to get a little suspicious….

[abubblingcandle]

The DnD Movie was so DnD it is unreal!

1) The backstory drop at the beginning

2) The completely unnecessary and over the top plan that comes out of left field but somehow works out

3) The super over powered NPC that comes in to do a lore drop, help the party escape from some high level baddies and then wanders off for no real reason citing that their part of this is done (when justifiably they could have just won on their own)

4) A group of idiots discover that they grow in power as they overcome more challenges

5) The power of friendship - they would die for each other but they still spend the whole time low key insulting each other at every opportunity

6) Party member discovers magical item, sticks it in a bag and forgets about it until narratively relevant (aka the DM reminds them they have a thing)

7) Far more powerful baddie being wrecked by action economy

8) As soon as you split the party things go to shit (never split the party)

[melonart]

"You know he can't be charmed, right?"

[bodhrancomedy]

I meant to say Edgin and dark vision. I’m Deaf and tired. It’s been a long day.

But why the sequel to Honour Among Thieves needs a wee queer Deaf cleric (possibly named Aeolus Feverfew).

(It’s “I don’t have my ears in so good luck!” Not whatever “I don’t know so” in the vicious mockery joke. Sometimes I miss captions. Sorry)

[villainfern0]

give me a heterosexual explanation for edgin saying "i hate you" and xenk doing that face. you can't, because there unironically isn't one. like literally what was that

[airenaiy]

“Janklee to you as well, good sir.”

I need them to make a DND series with the same characters and actors because I need more Xenk scenes 😭

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[svorica]

they wanted to kiss eachother so bad

[sleepywyrldbuilder]

AND HE SAVED HER MOTHER INSTEAD OF HIS WIFE!!!!!!!

[blogpostsofvariablequality]

the acronym of dungeons and dragons: honour among thieves is dad:hat and I think that's beautiful

[winter-wise]

Drizzt Do'Urden was originally going to be in dnd hat, but they replaced him with Xenk.

I think in the next movie, Drizzt should be there, Xenk should also be there, it should get a little homoerotic and Catti-brie should casually angle for a throuple

[mrsmarymorstan]

In the DnD Movie whoever is playing Edgin is definitely the player trying to figure out their gender shit. I cannot explain it. The character is Cis but the person playing him is not. Also I feel like if you asked a Trans-Person of a certain generation to name a Hot Cis Guy to face cast their DnD Character as, Chris Pine is who they would pick.

[shirehobbit]

glad that bridgerton guy is in dungeons and dragons so I can see more of him without having to watch more of bridgerton

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

Jarnathan survived!!

[sothisisablog]

These two would be friends