#REPORTING LIVE

[crtter]

”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country

[bone-stealing-horse]

Setting this as my alarm sound because I keep sleeping through my alarms

[iyamifucker]

I inhabit a very interesting limbo between “I can fix him” and “I’d be evil alongside him” that I dub “As long as he’s not a shithead towards me I don’t really care much what he gets up to in his own spare time”.

[green-grey-n-glitched]

will you answer if I ask your top five Jims -RJ

....

1. Jim

2. Jim

3. Jim

4. Jim

5. Jim

Is it racist (jimist?) if I say yall all look the same?

-🗡

[kerrier]

all i do is get s*oned and look at pictures of Ethel Cain and cry

[theirprofoundbond]

Tom: Did you finish your scene? :D

Me: No… I wrote a sentence. And half of another sentence. And then there was this other sentence where I've been waffling about whether or not to flip the first part with the second part, so I tried it out, and then I was like, “Yes.” And then I was like, “...No.” But then I changed it back to the new version. And then I changed it back again to what it was at first.

Tom: *literally screaming into a pillow*

[wickedsmille]

Jason: You've heard of elf on a shelf, now I give you-

Jason with a dramatic arm flourish to Tim in the batchair: Tim Drake still awake!

[elainiisms]

it's almost like... if you play a movie in 10 cinemas worldwide, it doesn't do as well as it could 🤯🤯

[crtter]

The funniest thing about this situation is that Elon Musk is so pissed off at not getting to do something illegal and get away with it by being a billionaire for once in his life that he has been -and I’m 100% serious here- making photo edits of our Supreme Court minister dressed as fucking Voldemort. Literal little kid taping a picture of someone they don’t like to a dartboard kind of behavior.

[ryuutchi]

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

[red-akara]

Just finished the core ten episode of the Sandman season 1.

Wow. 🤩

The Corinthian is certainly one of my favorite villains I think ever and he was played perfectly. Such a charming, suave, and eevvvvil little man.

And just the scene where Morpheus steals that sick dream from the cereal (killer) convention goers. And they’re left to stagger out to their cars, feeling the full weight of grief and pain and guilt over what they’ve been doing up until this point.

And the Corinthian ultimately just wanting to live a life with no strings attached. Morpheus recognizing the errors of operating without empathy.

Rose Walker forging her own path, indirectly inspired by Morpheus’ words. The Dream vortex!!!

And so many other exhilarating, heartfelt things I could mention. A great conclusion! Onto the bonus episode :)

[zoe-oneesama]

I don’t know what you were expecting babes.

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[ivankov-save-me]

As scared as I am, i wanna keep going. I'm coming out to my in-laws this morning bc I boxed myself into a corner to force myself into it. Wish me luck.

*unlearns about my own transness*

[void-of-unparalled-chaos]

What's Normal Anyway? (DpxDc Prompt)

For one reason or another, Lance Thunder transfers out of Amity Park. It's not Chicago, but Metropolis isn't so bad! It's a lot less chaotic with no daily ghost attacks, and the pay is so much better. He's settling into his new job pretty well if he does say so himself.

His coworkers and local news reporter Clark Kent would like to disagree.

Or Lance Thunder has a lot of habits he's picked up from his time in Amity. Just little things like refusing to allow cardboard boxes into the newsroom, opening the shared fridge with an improvised shield and weapon as if something might jump out, and frequently scanning his coworkers for ecto radiation.

He's... unique. Some of the stuff he says is either confusing or concerning or both, but he's also completely unfazed by whatever big bad is attacking and crazy enough to run to the scene to the report it live.

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

there's more than 50 reported deaths (for now)

[theprotagonistisdead]

I don't want to use dating apps to find love I want to be a princess and my lover to be the honorable knight who guards me