#REPORTING LIVE

[crtter]

I know why secretary birds are named secretary birds but I’m afraid I’ve already infodumped about a different subject today and sadly, I have deeply internalized the complaints I’ve received throughout the course of my life about how I “talk to much about things no one cares about”. So I can’t bring myself to so it again just yet. Unless I’m asked to, which makes it turn into “answering a question” and it gets filed under “being helpful” which I don’t have any shame-induced self-imposed limits on because it’s always nice to help others. Loophole.

[bone-stealing-horse]

Setting this as my alarm sound because I keep sleeping through my alarms

[iyamifucker]

I inhabit a very interesting limbo between “I can fix him” and “I’d be evil alongside him” that I dub “As long as he’s not a shithead towards me I don’t really care much what he gets up to in his own spare time”.

[green-grey-n-glitched]

will you answer if I ask your top five Jims -RJ

....

1. Jim

2. Jim

3. Jim

4. Jim

5. Jim

Is it racist (jimist?) if I say yall all look the same?

-🗡

[kerrier]

all i do is get s*oned and look at pictures of Ethel Cain and cry

[theirprofoundbond]

Tom: Did you finish your scene? :D

Me: No… I wrote a sentence. And half of another sentence. And then there was this other sentence where I've been waffling about whether or not to flip the first part with the second part, so I tried it out, and then I was like, “Yes.” And then I was like, “...No.” But then I changed it back to the new version. And then I changed it back again to what it was at first.

Tom: *literally screaming into a pillow*

[goth-miss-piggy]

clean sheets. clean pillow cases. just showered. whats better than this

[elainiisms]

it's almost like... if you play a movie in 10 cinemas worldwide, it doesn't do as well as it could 🤯🤯

[crtter]

I’ve never used ChatGPT myself. Or talked to Siri or Cortana or any of these things. Which yes, in ChatGPT’s case it is a bit because it’s unreliable as hell but if I’m being honest here, the main reason is that I HATE it when machines talk to me like they’re people. To me, machines should be 1. cold 2. unfeeling and 3. incapable of judgement. I WANT impersonality. I don’t want to feel like there’s some self-aware entity in the room with me while I’m on the toilet on my phone. Give me the fucking wire mother.

[iyamifucker]

By my like, EXTREMELY basic understanding of Japanese I gathered from watching subbed anime because I have yet to actually sit down and try to properly learn some of it, the whole theme of that song is food. Іyami is just listing some stuff he finds yummy while breakdancing and doing the robot.

[ryuutchi]

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

[red-akara]

Just finished the core ten episode of the Sandman season 1.

Wow. 🤩

The Corinthian is certainly one of my favorite villains I think ever and he was played perfectly. Such a charming, suave, and eevvvvil little man.

And just the scene where Morpheus steals that sick dream from the cereal (killer) convention goers. And they’re left to stagger out to their cars, feeling the full weight of grief and pain and guilt over what they’ve been doing up until this point.

And the Corinthian ultimately just wanting to live a life with no strings attached. Morpheus recognizing the errors of operating without empathy.

Rose Walker forging her own path, indirectly inspired by Morpheus’ words. The Dream vortex!!!

And so many other exhilarating, heartfelt things I could mention. A great conclusion! Onto the bonus episode :)

[zoe-oneesama]

I don’t know what you were expecting babes.

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[ivankov-save-me]

As scared as I am, i wanna keep going. I'm coming out to my in-laws this morning bc I boxed myself into a corner to force myself into it. Wish me luck.

*unlearns about my own transness*

[void-of-unparalled-chaos]

What's Normal Anyway? (DpxDc Prompt)

For one reason or another, Lance Thunder transfers out of Amity Park. It's not Chicago, but Metropolis isn't so bad! It's a lot less chaotic with no daily ghost attacks, and the pay is so much better. He's settling into his new job pretty well if he does say so himself.

His coworkers and local news reporter Clark Kent would like to disagree.

Or Lance Thunder has a lot of habits he's picked up from his time in Amity. Just little things like refusing to allow cardboard boxes into the newsroom, opening the shared fridge with an improvised shield and weapon as if something might jump out, and frequently scanning his coworkers for ecto radiation.

He's... unique. Some of the stuff he says is either confusing or concerning or both, but he's also completely unfazed by whatever big bad is attacking and crazy enough to run to the scene to the report it live.

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

there's more than 50 reported deaths (for now)