#READY TO KILL

[frida--y]

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Liu Shi Shi in A Journey To Love (2023) • EP 1

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𝙵𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊 𝚁𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚘𝚗’𝚣𝚣𝚣 🖕🏾

wHeRe Do We Go FrOm HeRe?

WhErE dO wE gO fRoM hErE?

wHeRe Do We Go FrOm HeRe?

If We SwEeP tHe BoTtOm Of ThE rIvErS

wE fInD bOdIeS tHaT sHoUlDn’T bE tHeRe

If We SwEeP tHe CoUrTs AnD oFfIcEs

We FiNd HeAdS tHaT sHoUlDn’T bE tHeRe

DiNgDoNg HeLl, PuSsY iN tHe WeLl

CaTs On ThE hIlL, rEaDy To KiLl

WhErE dO wE gO fRoM hErE?

wHeRe Do We Go FrOm HeRe?

WhErE dO wE gO fRoM hErE?

wHeRe Do We Go FrOm HeRe?

If We SwEeP tHe ShElTeRs AnD aSyLuMs

We’Ll FiNd WoMeN tHaT sHoUlDn’T bE tHeRe

If We SwEeP tHe DaRk StReEtS aNd AlLeYs

We’Ll FiNd DeAlErS tHaT sHoUlDn’T bE tHeRe

DiNgDoNg HeLl, PuSsY iN tHe WeLl

CaTs On ThE hIlL, rEaDy To KiLl

WhY dO wE mIsS yOu So If YoU’rE

jUsT a SpEcK oF dUsT?

aRe We GeTtInG tIrEd Of BlOoD aNd HoRrOr?

ArE wE gEtTiNg ReAdY fOr GoD aNd TeRrOr?

ArE wE gEtTiNg TiReD oF bLoOd AnD hOrRoR?

aRe We GeTtInG rEaDy FoR gOd AnD tErRoR?

aRe We GeTtInG tIrEd Of BlOoD aNd HoRrOr?

(WhErE dO wE gO fRoM hErE?)

aRe We GeTtInG rEaDy FoR gOd AnD tErRoR?

(wHeRe Do We Go FrOm HeRe?)

DiNgDoNg HeLl, PuSsY iN tHe WeLl

CaTs On ThE hIlL, rEaDy To KiLl

DiNgDoNg HeLl, PuSsY iN tHe WeLl

CaTs On ThE hIlL, rEaDy To KiLl

DiNgDoNg HeLl, PuSsY iN tHe WeLl

CaTs On ThE hIlL, rEaDy To KiLl

ReAdY tO, rEaDy To, ReAdY tO

rEaDy To, ReAdY tO, rEaDy To

WhErE dO wE gO fRoM hErE??????????

Where Do We Go From Here - Tricky Remix by Yoko Ono, Ima, Tricky <3

Where Do We Go From Here by Yoko Ono 🎹

[seffien]

me every time i play ranked

[bean-pronounced-bawn]

*gets new insurance through work*

*goes to create account for said insurance*

*account creation process requires address*

*types in address*

"address cannot be longer than 25 characters"

*?????*

*attempts to abbreviate address in a way that's still usable and/or recognizable*

"user not found. please type in the address you used to register for your health plan"

*??????????????*

[shortkingvi]

“are we still… sisters?”

season 1 // season 2

[anthurak]

Okay, so since Loona's a Hellhound and thus tied to Gluttony, she chows down on lots of junkfood.

And because Millie and Moxxie are Imps and thus tied to Wrath, they (romantically) try to kill each other.

Neat.

[castielsprostate]

i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media

[enigmaris]

Danny Kills the Joker AU

Danny is on the run in gotham, as you do in dpxdc fics. His parents are dead and he is trying to stay out of Vlad's custody. Gotham has plenty of ectoplasm to hide his ecto signature. It also has a high enough population of homeless people that no one would even notice Danny just showing up.

He's been living rough in gotham, mostly sticking to Crime Alley and The Narrows, sleeping in abandoned buildings or in relatively clean parts of the sewer system. He eats what he can find and does his best never to be seen.

Not good enough since he along with like 30 other street kids get picked up by joker goons and tied up. Joker is planning an explosive party for the city to watch and he needed guests. Joker literally set up bombs of joker gas around the city that will go off and send the entire city into pandemonium, killing millions. The only way to stop the bombs is to kill his guests (homeless kids from Crime Alley) which the city can vote on. Kill themselves or kill kids.

Danny is sitting at the edge of the group, listening as Joker televises his new plan to the entire city.

He really, really hates clowns.

He is also not gonna let this guy kill all of these kids. He may not be a hero anymore but those protection instincts didnt die with his parents.

And also fuck that clown.

He phases through his bonds, and then starts asking the various kids to borrow their hat, gloves, and scarf. Gotham street kids take one look at this out of town kid and mentally wish him luck while planning out his funeral. They keep on acting terrified because as stupid as this kid is being, they're not snitches either.

Danny puts on the borrowed clothes to hide his face and hair. He can't be identified, or Vlad is gonna be on his ass tomorrow. Once fully covered he gets up and into view of the camera. The Joker notices him, turns around to laugh and jeer at him. Probably shoot him for being impolite and interrupting him. Danny doesnt even pause just walks right up to the clown and coldcocks him.

Based on the sound of bones snapping Danny admits he might have punched a little too hard. Danny checks the Jokers pulse and immediately panics. Danny has Batman levels of fear around killing and he is panicking about becoming Dan.

"Holy Shit I killed him!" He says, to the entire city because the camera is still rolling.

Cue:

Danny running for his life, trying to hide away from his fear and guilt.

Red Hood becoming like his dad and drawing up mental adoption papers

Harley Quinn also drawing up adoption papers, paper ones, while Poison Ivy changes their home's 'no boys allowed' banner to 'son boy allowed'

Jokers goons trying to find Danny to kill him for killing their boss

City wide pandemonium as the jokers death is confirmed and people are partying in the streets, the mayor is planning on giving the street kid who did it the key to the fucking city

The batfam trying to find Danny to protect him from Jokers Goons (Bruce is third in line for custody not that he knows he is gonna have to fight both Harley and Jason for the honor)

The crime alley kids are still not snitching on the kid who saved them. Anyone who asks them about Danny only respond with 'what are you a cop? Fuck off pig'

Vlad Masters, as someone who has been punched by Danny, immediately recognizes the punch and flies to Gotham to find his wayward 'son'.

Vlad even meets with Brucie Wayne to ask for help in finding Danny. Bruce gets bad vibes from Vlad and is even more invested in finding Danny. The boy has dark hair, blue eyes, and a tragic orphan backstory. Its fate!

Danny meanwhile is hiding in some sewer somewhere breathing into a paper bag as he panics about becoming a world ending threat.

[acidgirl]

[erinwantstowrite]

i saw comic panels of baby jaybin and i felt like doodling him for a little bit

[uncertainty-darkness]

That’s a war declaration

If you thought it was a load of crap?

Think Again 🤔

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𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 🙋🏽

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎?

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎?

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎?

𝙸𝚏 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜

𝚆𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

𝙸𝚏 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚜

𝚆𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

𝙳𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚙𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕, 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎?

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎?

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎?

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎?

𝙸𝚏 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚜𝚢𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚜

𝚆𝚎’𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

𝙸𝚏 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢𝚜

𝚆𝚎’𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

𝙳𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚙𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕, 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕

𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚘 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎

𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚞𝚜𝚝?

𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛?

𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙶𝚘𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛?

𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛?

𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙶𝚘𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛?

𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛?

(𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎?)

𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙶𝚘𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛?

(𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎?)

𝙳𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚙𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕, 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕

𝙳𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚙𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕, 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕

𝙳𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚙𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕, 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕

𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘, 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘, 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘

𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘, 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘, 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘

��𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎?

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙳𝚘 𝚆𝚎 𝙶𝚘 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 - 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚁𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚡 𝚋𝚢 𝚈𝚘𝚔𝚘 𝙾𝚗𝚘, 𝙸𝚖𝚊, 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚢 @seanisnothing

[ghost-bxrd]

Let’s amp up the “Jason says ow and the batfam thinks he must be gravely injured” headcanon.

Jason calls Bruce or Dick for fun and says nothing but “goodbye” before hanging up (maybe it’s a dare by Roy who TOTALLY suspects the reaction Jay is gonna get).

Ten minutes late the entire Justice League is scouring Gotham, on the hunt for Jason.

[iwasbored777]

This flashback breaks my heart. His reactions show that he was just a little kid scared of everything and he doesn't understand what they're doing to him. He's so small and scared. He doesn't have Maria anymore and he doesn't have Gerald either. They took people he trusted, people who treated him like a kid and now he's all alone, with people who only see him as danger and treat him like he's a monster.

[ace-lemonade]

I love how Senshi knows exactly how Namari would react knowing this upon meeting her once