#RAHHH RAHHH

[scribe-cas]

Any other aroace people feeling this one in the club tonight

idk my wife and I were discussing actual traditional romance and I brought up how feeling "crushes" came across as feeling physically ill in my brain and due to that it was so sensory overloading any fragment of an irl experience of it was just unpleasant and unnerving for me. Like trying to eat a raw oyster

Like yeah wow your brain is telling you this is good and so are other people! And maybe it could be if you changed some things or made it differently or tailored it to your tastes but even though you know you could make it more tolerable, you aren't really sure you could ever like it.

Because sure. Hypothetically, it sounds like it could be good.

But right now, you're feeling something that's so unsettling it's making you physically nauseous.

And that's all you can think about.

Idk food for thought. (Ba dum tsss)

[something-in-your-walls]

“too bad that didn’t kill me”

[koreposion]

Okay so Lust and Horror friendship is based off a few simple things, such as Prep and Goth.

Lust is so happy that Horror expresses himself and is the type of person who can read Horror's expression even though it never seems to change. Horror is happy to be with someone who doesn't fear him, because while what he does is in fact Horrifying sometimes he wants to get away from all of that and Lust lets him.

Being inmate is very important for the both of them, but sometimes Lust makes Horror so happy that Horror pukes. Lust thinks it's the cutest thing ever though. They both have a love of food and Lust often brings Horror sweet and spicy pastries while Horror often gives Lust more hardy meals like stew or meatloaf and some sides.

Lust competes with Cross in the way that two best friends of one person compete.

Lust: YOU CAN ONLY MAKE PASTA!

Cross: I MAKE THE BEST DAMN PASTA YOU'VE EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE!!!

And they both argue while Horror mixes both of the meals they made together and eats it happily like that.

Lust keeps a bunch of photos of outings he goes on with Horror and looks at it whenever he's feeling alone in his AU. He keeps such good care of them and on the back of each one Horror has a little note. It settles Lust's nerves whenever he feels under too much pressure.

Horror has a bunch of bottles filled with cosmetics from Lust and does a thing where he mixes them all together so he can use all of them at once. Because he wants to use the things that Lust gives them so they feel loved and taken care of. Most of Horror's pastel clothing comes from Lust and he wears them even if he isn't going out.

[noodles-and-tea]

Imma drop kick Ford for treating Lil Stanley like that. Keep it away??? Excuse me sir let me just smack you! How dare you treat that little boy like that. As if Stan doesn’t have enough self esteem issues as it is! You better hug him NOW 😭

Meanwhile Adult!Stanley is like “I will protect him with every last breath I have!” And hugging him so tight 🥹😫

I just needed you to know that Ford does come around… eventually.

[yeagrave]

they got me...

[konigsblog]

older-boyfriend simon thots™️...

older-boyfriend simon riley x afab!f!reader...

warnings: age gap (20s-40s), degrading, spanking, authority control, slightly toxic relationships.

older-boyfriend simon riley can't help himself from controlling you. seeing you trying to sneak off to college parties gets him riled up, and the thought of other boys drooling and obsessing over you leaves him pissed off... so, when he catches you sneaking out, with a skimpy skirt riding up your ass, he can't help but get incredibly infuriated at your misbehaviour.

he'll drag you by your hair, grumbling quietly while you whimper, stumbling over your words as you try your best to create an excuse. simon pushes you onto his leather couch, lighting a cigarette between his teeth, growling and grunting quietly and holding your soft hug open with a firm grip.

“quit squirmin’, dollface... take it, like the filthy slag y’are...”

he'll make sure to fuck some sense into your stupid, little head, his lengthy and veiny cock bruising your cervix, making you bite your thumb and cry out painfully at the roughness of his pace.

older-boyfriend simon riley will spank you whilst you're drunk. pouring vodka down your throat, his calloused hand on your throat, running down to your sweet, sweet pussy... being so soft and tender, rubbing your little clit soothingly and gently, before spanking your little cunt, making out with you whilst your body jerks and twists at the pain and ache between your thighs.

“dirty fuckin’ whore, look at that pretty pussy... all wet and sensitive, yeah? never been fucked by a real, older man, have ya?’ all sloppy and wet, so precious when you’re cryin’, drunk...”

[beastlyidiocy]

my sweet old man who is genuinely too kind for the world he lives in :(

[yellowistheraddest]

nami has them both wrapped around her fingers

[slightlywitheredflower]

IM GIGGLING SO HARD AT THIS CLIP.

(ALSO CAN WE TALK ABT HOW HUSK GAVE HER I NICKNAME 😭♥️)

"I like being forced! :D"

"Keep that to yourself, Niff. 😾"

[syadoodles]

messy sleeper

[doctorsiren]

can’t stop thinking about mob growing up 🥺

[rizsnt]

you're an angel; i'm a dog

[crowlipso]

Zevran as my rook's father. Girl dad zevran 😩

[triona-tribblescore]

HUSKERDUST ARE CONSUMING MY EVERY WAKING THOUGHT-

[noodles-and-tea]

what if Ford and bill but Arthur and John?

I’ve only listened to a few episodes so far but this is a really cool idea….

[viviiyon]

“Up early?”