#Punisher spoilers

[lululandd]

oh how i wish i was watching a bootleg porn version of punisher right now so this would actually lead somewhere

[sunshowermess]

LOOK AT THIS! His mouth is stitched shut with magic! I am like 90% sure he literally Cannot talk about his deal or disappearance even if he wanted to!

[ladyloveandjustice]

This is literally the exact opposite logic of a guy complaining about being friendzoned in every way, but it manages to be just as incoherent. I'm impressed, Okarun.

[bucklavaa]

I just know that Clipboard! Buck is Ravi Pannikar’s sleep paralysis demon.

[aviul]

deadly lair

[thedreamlessnights]

turned cazador into a sheep and spent the next few minutes in fucking tears

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

people be wondering why there's no appearance from hades in any of the sagas, especially the underworld saga (even if he wasn't in the odyssey itself) i have a theory!

spoilers for vengeance saga and future ithaca saga!

do you not understand how busy that poor guy/god is during odysseus' terrible, horrible, no good, bad journey home™

first he has 7 freshly made pancakes men (14 if you count the club smash noises in survive, but we'll go with 7 for this) sent by chef polyphemus, appearing one after the other.

not long after that, you have 550 very soaked (drowned) men pop through in the blink of an eye, no thanks to his younger brother, mr ruthlessness himself, poseidon.

then while he's still counting/organising the paperwork for them, a young man appears, who happens to be very drunk (talking about pig men?)

not long after that, somehow a warship filled with mortal men breaks into the underworld, ALL ALIVE, and the (king? leader? captain? he's not too sure at this point) starts singing outside his front door about becoming a monster????? but before he can sic cerberus on them, they leave on their own

finally he thinks he has a break when 6 men holding torches (are some missing limbs?!?) have now joined the party down under (granted they're all in no mood to party, they weren't expecting to become snacks for a sea monster)

and just as quick as they'd arrived, in a flash (just like the snap of lightning that took them out) 36 crispy/fried men (gods damn it zeus) appear, weapons drawn like they were about to attack someone (how does that one guy at the front swing such a big sword?)

at this point hades is wondering what the fuck is happening upstairs, because ain't no way these 600 men are all from the same fleet/island under one guy's command (turns out the captain's name is odysseus)

he thinks his prayers are answered because he has had peace for 7 years, just the normal flow of souls into the underworld- (wait whats that chanting)

suddenly those previous 600 souls are flying their way outta the underworld (he didn't know they could do that) while singing "six hundred men! (six hundred)" on repeat

they return though (thank the gods, he didn't need to go soul hunting) and once again he thinks everything will be calm

(he also found out from zeus, that their brother got his godly-ass handed to him by that MORTAL odysseus! WHO USED HIS OWN WEAPON AGAINST HIM (something to help make him laugh over spring & summer and while he waits for his beautiful persephone to return home))

he finally thinks his time with odysseus and the souls that come from him/being around him is over. when in minutes of each other, the souls of 108 men appear, all killed in gruesome ways. then they tell him that they were killed by beggar who then revealed himself as king odysseus, from trying to marry his wife and take over his kingdom (ok very understandable murder then)

at this point hades doesn't know whether he's excited for, or dreading the day he actually meets odysseus in the distant future (yes distant, i don't care about/ don't accept the telegony. let the poor man enjoy the rest of his life with his son and wife!!!)

but yeah, understandable why you don't hear from him throughout the sagas

[xxdrixx]

Daredevil and The Punisher in Daredevil: Born Again

[c-hrona]

The Martyr.

Happy Wolfwood Wednesday! :D

Posting this now because I don't have any new art because life, even if this doesn't feel finished but I still like it (and also it has been MONTHS since I actually touched it sooooo).

This is obviously inspired by all the sexy christian art of Saint Sebastian, and I needed to represent Wolfwood like this. In particular, this part of the Wikia spoke to me:

When Diocletian, who deeply hated those faithful to Christ, discovered that Sebastian was a Christian, he exclaimed: "I have always kept you among the leaders of my palace and you have worked in the shadows against me."; Sebastian was therefore sentenced to death by him.

Sounds familiar, right?

Also, the bigger and longer cross, that strikes Wolfwood right through the heart, is inspired by Chapel's Cross. Thought it would be a nice angsty touch :3c

Hope you like!

[sarahth2]

She only had 5 mins of screentime but I would've sided with Aaravos for what they had done to her.

[nutler--kleinja]

i love how orv has everything but happiness, like mpreg? we got it. trans rep? we got it. genderfluid rep? we got it. furries? we got it. self insert au? we got it. celebrity au? we got it. ancient dieties? we got it. genderbend au? we got it. dumpling shapeshifting? we got it. corossovers? we got it. alpha dynamics? we got it. reaction au? we got it.(eh close enough sp exists)

happiness? dont got it

[orphiclovers]

So, the implicit textual reason that Yoo Joonghyuk categorically does not want to show Kim Dokja his Punisher form is because he thinks Kim Dokja will simp for the hot lady version right.

Because he's fine competing and turning into a woman in front of a massive audience of constellations and incarnations, he's fine showing the transformation to BTSSS (the only thing he says is 'DON'T TELL KIM DOKJA') and even another kimcom member, Yoo Sangah.

It really looks like his only problem is Kim Dokja specifically seeing it. And what reason could there be for that EXCEPT that Kim Dokja will inevitably be attracted to him. Again, he's not the type of guy to go 'AURGHH YOU DARE TO MENTION THIS I'LL KILL YOU!!' his masculinity isn't potrayed as made fragile here at any point and it would be unjustified by the text to assume this.

Anyway, he's right about KDJ's simpery of course, but just imagine if we got YJH POV of this all and got to see him think 'he would want to fuck me as a woman' about his buddy bro KDJ. Hilarious. Canonical.

[calistozom]

«Looking after children is easy»

Post-credits scene in a nutshell >w<

[wyrtig]

[purpleelephantsocks]

Oh god, oh fuck, oh no; the parallels between Jean at the beginning of tsc panicking and telling Wymack "I want to go home" and Jean at the end of tsc falling apart after finding out his baby sister has died, telling Neil the same thing.

"I want to go home."

He is only nineteen

[hom3landr]

Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

18+

Homelander teaches you an important lesson at one of his rallies

CW: Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Dubious Consent, Slight spoilers for S4

You’ve long grown accustomed to the roar of a crowd. It comes free with admission as Homelander’s lover. Sometimes it’s as if the noise itself follows you even into the dark peaceful nights spent dozing in his arms. Your ears still ring with cheers. You don’t mind too much even if you can tell the constant mindless applause has started to grate Homelander’s increasingly sensitive nerves. You know the alternative would be much worse.

You’re especially thankful for the noise as you kneel under the podium with his cock down your throat. Well, you call it a podium but it might as well be a pulpit with the way he preaches to the masses. Your precarious situation is the result of you correcting him in public. His firm grip on the back of your head ensures that your nose remains fully nestled in the nest of hair at the base of his cock as he begins to hush the crowd so he can begin his speech. You’ve heard him practice so many times by this point that it’s almost become gibberish to your ears but you’d never dare tell him that. He takes a moment to look down at you before he starts, a wicked smirk as he takes your wide teary eyes and the way your mouth puffs around his cock.

His fingers nestle in your hair and pull you off him, a line of spit connecting you to the tip. He gives a wink before shoving you back onto him. Despite how many times you’ve done this, you still gag a bit and you flush crimson when the mic manages to pick up the sound in the lull between words. Homelander chuckles.

“Sorry everybody, it looks like we have a little mic feedback.” He laughs good naturedly as the crowd echoes with mild laughter of their own. Your hands fly up to grip his hips as he slowly starts to fuck deep into your throat. His voice is able to mask the wet sloppy sounds of you sucking him off but if someone listened close enough, they’d be able to hear what he’s doing to you.

You’re embarrassed but the depravity has you moaning quietly around his cock as heat pools between your legs. You know he can smell your arousal because even from your awkward angle you can see his cheek twitch smugly. Drool drips down your chin and onto the stage below. You’re grateful that the sides of the podium shield you from the curious looks of the stage crew. They know what’s happening but they have no idea what it looks like when Homelander fucks your face. He loves showing you off like a trophy but there are things that are for him only. (At least if the viewer is meant to stay alive after. You can’t forget when he showed off your skills in front of Todd and his pals before ordering his teammates to beat their brains out to advance his plans.)

He speeds up right as he hits a lull in his speech and you can’t help but whimper as obscene noises fill the arena for a moment.

“There’s that feedback again. I might need to get a new mic here.” His voice is lighthearted but smug. He knew that didn’t sound anything like mic feedback but who’s going to question him. His hand gently scratches at your scalp mockingly. You tease at the throbbing vein on the underside of his cock with your tongue until he can’t help but whine for a moment. That earns you a sharp tug but your satisfaction masks the sting.

He’s careful not to finish until he’s done with his speech and when he does and the tech crew comes out to check the equipment in between sets, he tugs you off him to fix you with a stern look.

“Have you learned your lesson?” He asks you mockingly, his thumb swiping a drop of his come off your bottom lip.

“It depends, are you going to stop being so petty?” You reply in turn, cocking your head cheekily. The effect is slightly dampened by how fucked out you look but Homelander’s eye twitches in annoyance even so.

“Guess not.” He says before tugging you down on his still hard cock once more. After all, he still has so much he needs to say to his adoring public.

It’s alright though. He doesn’t need to know that you don’t really mind.