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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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CHAPTER 2 EP 12 SPOILERS
So Episode 12 came out
#DRDT#Danganronpa Despair Time#David Chiem#Teruko Tawaki#Rose Lacroix#I can’t believe they revealed David’s true ultimate. Ultimate MeatRider /silly#QUICK ! TERUKO ! JUMP OVER THE PODIUM AND PUNCH HIM#I love this episode they were aall going insane#it’s like watching a bar fight slowly escalate to the point everyone inside is throwing punches#art tag
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you ever think about how much link is Known and Loved
you ever think about how hylia custom made him (as much as she could with how limited her influence on the universe is) to be the perfect fit for his mission. and how what she couldnt influence that way she set up with multiple trials and obstacles to conquer that she knew he'd be able to take on because she knew his soul in and out before it was ever put on the earth
do you ever think about how hylia looked at her future hero and never for a moment thought of his flaws (like his possible slash obvious adhd) as a world ending mistake, but rather as something that would help in the long run, because it, alongside every other flaw and talent and attribute, built up the one person who would be able to take on the difficult journey ahead of him
you ever think about how hylia zelda grew up alongside him and deep in her soul she knew him like the palm of her hand. she understood how his brain worked she understood how to get him motivated she knew when to push him forwards or when to drag him around and when to leave him Be
you ever th[breaks down crying]
#SHAKES THE BARS OF MY CAGE. PUNCHES THE WALL. YELLS.#skyward sword#skyward sword spoilers#legend of zelda#tortilla rambles#im going to punch my way to the crater of the earth
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The grifters that make up the troll-industrial complex are not okay. "One can see the sheen of desperation in the world of self-identified conservatives who make a living by "triggering" the liberals. The usual dose of outrage bait isn't working as well any longer, so the right-wingers are escalating the provocations. Tucker Carlson, for example, gave a glow-up interview with manosphere "influencer" Andrew Tate, who is being held in Romania on charges of sex trafficking and rape. Daily Wire anti-trans provocateur Matt Walsh is selling plushies of himself clad only in a diaper, which he encourages people to give to children. Daily Wire founder Ben Shapiro, on the other hand, made a nearly hour-long video tantrum about "Barbie," complete with setting the dolls on fire. The clawing need to get attention from progressives seems to be driving these engagement farmers a little nuts, as they up the weird-and-evil ante, hoping to get those precious clicks and plays. [...] "The escalation of shock value tactics, on both the right and the pretending-not-to-be-right political classes, are likely rooted in the same cause: The slow motion collapse of Twitter, now rebranded "X," under the leadership of Tesla CEO Elon Musk. While these folks have various outlets, both in the media and social media, ultimately their business model of trolling depends heavily on Twitter. "Grifters need people to harass and a mainstream discourse to counter. As traffic takes a nosedive and Twitter becomes less a part of the conversation, it's going to be harder for these folks to make money," Melissa Ryan, a strategist who helps counter online disinformation, told Salon.
"They need us. We don't need them:" The fall of Twitter is making the trolls and grifters desperate
The clawing need to get attention from progressives seems to be driving these engagement farmers a little nuts, as they up the weird-and-evil ante, hoping to get those precious clicks and plays.
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"What Musk has proven through his actions and his statements is that he's committed to serving the trolls and the fraudsters first and the ordinary good faith users second," explained Brian Hughes of American University, who is the co-founder of the Polarization and Extremism Research and Innovation Lab (PERIL). But, he noted, Musk is "blinded by his own ideology" and can't see how this is backfiring. "As normal people, for lack of a better term, continue to leave Twitter, that's actually going to cause probably a reduction in the use of the platform by these trolls and these fraudsters. They don't have their audience of targets that they need," he continued.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA die mad about it, trolls. Full offense.
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“ugh, he’s actually so fine i need him,”
We all claim in unison as the camera pans over to reveal a 40+ year old man who’s a war criminal and probably has a higher body count than he does IQ.
he probably makes whimper audios ngl
#blue jones#oscar isaac x reader#oscar isaac#oscar isaac is so fine#why is he so pretty#he’s so fine#im clawing at the walls#gnawing at the bars of my enclosure#sucker punch#old movie no one knows#does anyone know this movie#i swear i’m the only one that’s ever watched this#he eats every time#probably a serial killer ngl
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Six crows walk into a bar...
#someone else come up with a punch line#i am real bad at jokes#especially bar jokes#send help#grishaverse#six of crows#crooked kingdom#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#nina zenik#wylan van eck#matthias helvar#six of crows shitpost#six of crows crack
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i get that karl urban is a beefcake but bones is not a fighter, ok? he's not violent, he's not getting into bar fights, he's not physically strong, he barely knows how to shoot a phaser, he's not working out at the gym, he's not punching people. it doesn't matter if bones is being played by deforest kelley or karl urban - he'd lose an arm wrestling match against an eight year old.
leonard mccoy is barely passable in a fight and fighting would be his last resort anyways. the man is a staunch pacifist. don't let his grumpy nature fool you into thinking otherwise.
some aos fics tend to write mccoy as a badass action hero-esque army doctor and that's just not him. leonard "just an old country doctor" mccoy is not john wicking it up in a crisis. he's gonna throw a wimpy punch that's gonna miss and then get his ass wiped. i'm sorry. it's just how he is and i love that about him. literally every other tos character throws down more than bones.
#leonard mccoy#star trek#tos#aos#scotty one punch KO'd a klingon in a bar fight#if anyone is fighting like a madman it's him#i hope when they inevitably cast mccoy in snw they get an actor closer to deforest's physique#and i love love love loooove karl's portrayal it's probably my favorite thing about the aos movies#but i think his muscles have led newer fans into thinking mccoy is some badass fighter#which the aos movies don't even really support either? i can't remember mccoy getting into any fights in those movies
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fuck ass punch out headcanons
sandman got hit by a car one time (aran was driving). the car was destroyed on impact and aran went flying out the windshield like that one seatbelt psa
bear hugger has been chased by park rangers before. im not elaborating on this
the longest aran hasnt showered was 3 weeks. sandman physically forced him into the showers when he passed him in the locker room
aran is a (not convicted) felon
super macho man cant fucking spell. if u wanna piss him off ask him to spell "definitely" or "infinitely"
bear hugger keeps random animals in his locker. every time the custodial staff cleans the major circuit locker room, theres always one that escaped and subsequently terrorizes said staff
hatsune miku's biggest fan is glass joe
glass joe always pays for someone to do his taxes because the one time he tried to do them himself aran broke into his house and fucking ate his tax papers
above is ditto for piston honda (HES HONDA IN MY HEART)
bald bull has a kill count of three
great tiger is wanted by the cops. every time they arrest him he just teleports away
i mentioned this in an older post but super macho man used to have a cybertruck nicknamed "the bogus mobile." keyword "used to." aran stole it and crashed it
bear hugger used to have an attack where he would throw fish at people. until someone somehow got salmonella. in his own words, "how the hell does that happen"
whenever he goes to a diner, disco kid makes those diner pets. (a diner pet is where u take a jelly packet and pour a sugar packet onto it to create a homunculus)
oc/clementine headcanons below..... beware YEEEEIKES!!!!!!!1!1!1!
aran has/had a bald spot becuz clementine and him got into a physical fight. clem pulled his hair too hard and ripped it off
clementine is banned on roblox, but that doesnt stop him
relates to above; clem once hosted a meet and greet w mr sandman on roblox. his reasoning? "it would be really funny"
nearly every week clementine and aran get into a literal fist fight. blood is flying, clothes r torn, etc etc. its a new reason every goddamn time. they are the definition of "its on sight"
clem once went to a gay bar w his friends and saw soda popinski there. they locked eyes. hes never told anyone
#punch out#bazooka-overkill#bazooka overkill#punch out wii#punch out oc#punch out wii oc#punch out!! wii#super macho man#aran ryan#mr sandman#bear hugger#glass joe#clem seeing soda at the gay bar:#and then we go to the gay club. and who do i see as soon as we open the door? SODA POPINSKI IN HIS WHEELCHAIR /ref#aran ryan keeps eating my tax files
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What happened to Aran's old manager
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modern au jack sees katherine punch a guy in the face from across the bar and immediately falls in love
#jack from across the bar: if i approach wrong she might punch me to. i need to talk to her though#newsies#jack kelly#katherine plumber#jatherine
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me: dammit stolas you can't just walk away from someone who's struggling to connect with you, even if they're doing so through the poorly processed means of yelling insults, you've gotta give them time to work through it and not need to control everything
also me: [is aware that i also need to engineer situations to go perfectly and if someone started yelling at me i too would immediately get triggered and leave the situation and cry and if i had portal-making powers would yeet them to another continent, never mind just outside the door]
#smthinsmthin recognising the self is uncomfortable sometimes#but yeah blitzo is my precious princess -- i would not get on with him irl if he did that sort of thing to me#stolitz#helluva boss#blitzø#stolas#there's an almost dispassionate way i analyse blitzo as fictional character that's like. safe ways to engage with people#who have poor methods of connecting and communicating due to their own Stuff#+ blitzo's trauma is almost unrealistically massive in scope -- that is it totally works in-story but its details are less relatable to me#and so i can sift through his Stuff without it punching me in the throat emotionally -- it's like. safe distance#(also tbh blitzo's main issues are his romantic relationships -- at first his professional ones aren't That Great#but loona and millie and fizz both pre-fire and post-reuniting are quite chill -- and he gets better with moxxie)#stolas is -- barring the being a powerful mystical being + royalty -- unnervingly too close for me to look at directly
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Just read the new OPM chapter.
I’m not at my computer, so I can’t make an edit or an at-length post with visual evidence, but
Empty Void SUCKS
He’s the WORST
He became evil because he wanted Blast’s wife?! That’s SO LAME that it’s SICKENING
I’m not try’na watch a 90s heteronormative love triangle! That was the worst part of almost every show I ever watched as a kid!
I don’t give a shit if Lois chooses Batman or Superman, or if Donna chooses Hyde or Eric; we KNOW who they’re gonna pick, and NOBODY CARES
I’m on Sonic’s side; finish Void off. Someone blow his brains out.
For the crime of having such a dogwater motivation, and for shattering my Void x Blast expectations, Void deserves nothing less than immediate deletion.
GOD what a HORRIFIC disappointment.
EDIT: I hereby issue a full retraction. Turns out Luna is Empty Void's sister! No love triangle. Empty Void is an okay villain. Lol
#one punch man#opm manga#empty void#more like empty nerd#realizing your favorite media is doing a love triangle is like realizing there’s a love bar in your house#this sucks#get void outta here#he’s lame now
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I no longer question the intersection between my asexuality and how eagerly my queer ass would happily get my back blown out by certain monsters and fictional characters
#queer#asexual#we're not gonna talk about which ones#some of them have the bar punching through the floor and plummeting into hell#next level feral for the morally grey and villains and monsters and eldritch horrors#villain fucker#monsterfucker#monster lover#monster kink#hwtv monsterf*cker#hwtv thirst
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#Happy NI-KI Sundays#nishimura riki#NI-KI#Enhypen#*twirling my hair*#*kicking my feet*#*punching my pillow*#*eating the drywall*#*gnawing on the bars of my enclosure*#i'm fine#=)#but also: *screams into the void*
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Everyone is waiting for me But I wanna look in the mirror Everyone is longing for me I need another face in the mirror Everything I see is twisted So I gotta shine in the mirror You cannot retrieve what's wasted So you gotta look in the mirror
#SCREAMING#PUNCHING THE AIR#GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE#I LOVE THIS RENDER SM RAHHHH#ok im calm now :3#click the image for better quality#show us your sims#sims 4#ts4#simblr#my sims#render#blender render#render edit#oc: nikolai
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