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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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CHAPTER 2 EP 12 SPOILERS
So Episode 12 came out
#DRDT#Danganronpa Despair Time#David Chiem#Teruko Tawaki#Rose Lacroix#I can’t believe they revealed David’s true ultimate. Ultimate MeatRider /silly#QUICK ! TERUKO ! JUMP OVER THE PODIUM AND PUNCH HIM#I love this episode they were aall going insane#it’s like watching a bar fight slowly escalate to the point everyone inside is throwing punches#art tag
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you ever think about how much link is Known and Loved
you ever think about how hylia custom made him (as much as she could with how limited her influence on the universe is) to be the perfect fit for his mission. and how what she couldnt influence that way she set up with multiple trials and obstacles to conquer that she knew he'd be able to take on because she knew his soul in and out before it was ever put on the earth
do you ever think about how hylia looked at her future hero and never for a moment thought of his flaws (like his possible slash obvious adhd) as a world ending mistake, but rather as something that would help in the long run, because it, alongside every other flaw and talent and attribute, built up the one person who would be able to take on the difficult journey ahead of him
you ever think about how hylia zelda grew up alongside him and deep in her soul she knew him like the palm of her hand. she understood how his brain worked she understood how to get him motivated she knew when to push him forwards or when to drag him around and when to leave him Be
you ever th[breaks down crying]
#SHAKES THE BARS OF MY CAGE. PUNCHES THE WALL. YELLS.#skyward sword#skyward sword spoilers#legend of zelda#tortilla rambles#im going to punch my way to the crater of the earth
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The grifters that make up the troll-industrial complex are not okay. "One can see the sheen of desperation in the world of self-identified conservatives who make a living by "triggering" the liberals. The usual dose of outrage bait isn't working as well any longer, so the right-wingers are escalating the provocations. Tucker Carlson, for example, gave a glow-up interview with manosphere "influencer" Andrew Tate, who is being held in Romania on charges of sex trafficking and rape. Daily Wire anti-trans provocateur Matt Walsh is selling plushies of himself clad only in a diaper, which he encourages people to give to children. Daily Wire founder Ben Shapiro, on the other hand, made a nearly hour-long video tantrum about "Barbie," complete with setting the dolls on fire. The clawing need to get attention from progressives seems to be driving these engagement farmers a little nuts, as they up the weird-and-evil ante, hoping to get those precious clicks and plays. [...] "The escalation of shock value tactics, on both the right and the pretending-not-to-be-right political classes, are likely rooted in the same cause: The slow motion collapse of Twitter, now rebranded "X," under the leadership of Tesla CEO Elon Musk. While these folks have various outlets, both in the media and social media, ultimately their business model of trolling depends heavily on Twitter. "Grifters need people to harass and a mainstream discourse to counter. As traffic takes a nosedive and Twitter becomes less a part of the conversation, it's going to be harder for these folks to make money," Melissa Ryan, a strategist who helps counter online disinformation, told Salon.
"They need us. We don't need them:" The fall of Twitter is making the trolls and grifters desperate
The clawing need to get attention from progressives seems to be driving these engagement farmers a little nuts, as they up the weird-and-evil ante, hoping to get those precious clicks and plays.
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"What Musk has proven through his actions and his statements is that he's committed to serving the trolls and the fraudsters first and the ordinary good faith users second," explained Brian Hughes of American University, who is the co-founder of the Polarization and Extremism Research and Innovation Lab (PERIL). But, he noted, Musk is "blinded by his own ideology" and can't see how this is backfiring. "As normal people, for lack of a better term, continue to leave Twitter, that's actually going to cause probably a reduction in the use of the platform by these trolls and these fraudsters. They don't have their audience of targets that they need," he continued.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA die mad about it, trolls. Full offense.
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“ugh, he’s actually so fine i need him,”
We all claim in unison as the camera pans over to reveal a 40+ year old man who’s a war criminal and probably has a higher body count than he does IQ.
he probably makes whimper audios ngl
#blue jones#oscar isaac x reader#oscar isaac#oscar isaac is so fine#why is he so pretty#he’s so fine#im clawing at the walls#gnawing at the bars of my enclosure#sucker punch#old movie no one knows#does anyone know this movie#i swear i’m the only one that’s ever watched this#he eats every time#probably a serial killer ngl
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Six crows walk into a bar...
#someone else come up with a punch line#i am real bad at jokes#especially bar jokes#send help#grishaverse#six of crows#crooked kingdom#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#nina zenik#wylan van eck#matthias helvar#six of crows shitpost#six of crows crack
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i get that karl urban is a beefcake but bones is not a fighter, ok? he's not violent, he's not getting into bar fights, he's not physically strong, he barely knows how to shoot a phaser, he's not working out at the gym, he's not punching people. it doesn't matter if bones is being played by deforest kelley or karl urban - he'd lose an arm wrestling match against an eight year old.
leonard mccoy is barely passable in a fight and fighting would be his last resort anyways. the man is a staunch pacifist. don't let his grumpy nature fool you into thinking otherwise.
some aos fics tend to write mccoy as a badass action hero-esque army doctor and that's just not him. leonard "just an old country doctor" mccoy is not john wicking it up in a crisis. he's gonna throw a wimpy punch that's gonna miss and then get his ass wiped. i'm sorry. it's just how he is and i love that about him. literally every other tos character throws down more than bones.
#leonard mccoy#star trek#tos#aos#scotty one punch KO'd a klingon in a bar fight#if anyone is fighting like a madman it's him#i hope when they inevitably cast mccoy in snw they get an actor closer to deforest's physique#and i love love love loooove karl's portrayal it's probably my favorite thing about the aos movies#but i think his muscles have led newer fans into thinking mccoy is some badass fighter#which the aos movies don't even really support either? i can't remember mccoy getting into any fights in those movies
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modern au jack sees katherine punch a guy in the face from across the bar and immediately falls in love
#jack from across the bar: if i approach wrong she might punch me to. i need to talk to her though#newsies#jack kelly#katherine plumber#jatherine
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me: dammit stolas you can't just walk away from someone who's struggling to connect with you, even if they're doing so through the poorly processed means of yelling insults, you've gotta give them time to work through it and not need to control everything
also me: [is aware that i also need to engineer situations to go perfectly and if someone started yelling at me i too would immediately get triggered and leave the situation and cry and if i had portal-making powers would yeet them to another continent, never mind just outside the door]
#smthinsmthin recognising the self is uncomfortable sometimes#but yeah blitzo is my precious princess -- i would not get on with him irl if he did that sort of thing to me#stolitz#helluva boss#blitzø#stolas#there's an almost dispassionate way i analyse blitzo as fictional character that's like. safe ways to engage with people#who have poor methods of connecting and communicating due to their own Stuff#+ blitzo's trauma is almost unrealistically massive in scope -- that is it totally works in-story but its details are less relatable to me#and so i can sift through his Stuff without it punching me in the throat emotionally -- it's like. safe distance#(also tbh blitzo's main issues are his romantic relationships -- at first his professional ones aren't That Great#but loona and millie and fizz both pre-fire and post-reuniting are quite chill -- and he gets better with moxxie)#stolas is -- barring the being a powerful mystical being + royalty -- unnervingly too close for me to look at directly
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I no longer question the intersection between my asexuality and how eagerly my queer ass would happily get my back blown out by certain monsters and fictional characters
#queer#asexual#we're not gonna talk about which ones#some of them have the bar punching through the floor and plummeting into hell#next level feral for the morally grey and villains and monsters and eldritch horrors#villain fucker#monsterfucker#monster lover#monster kink#hwtv monsterf*cker#hwtv thirst
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MORE pen doodles -- bar edition
Scout on the right drawn by @ivvyzzspark
#tf2#tf2 sniper#doodles#tf2 scout#ale13art#traditional art#swordvan#if you squint#alcohol#drinking#tf2 miss pauling#blu scout#bonk punch#team fortress 2#I drew this while at a bar and the live music was so banger you have no idea
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Only Friends Episode 6 | Ray's Acts of Justice
THANK. YOU. RAY. Ray doing the lord's work this episode and giving these two clowns a much needed punch in the face. I love how a little bonus shove has become Ray's signature. Now I've broken your nose, kindly fuck the hell off.
I actually couldn't help laughing when Ray saves Top for last and just straight up is like 'YEAH YOU'RE THE WORST AND I HATE YOU'. My sentiments exactly.
#only friends#only friends the series#ofts#only friends shitpost#ray pakorn#boston#top#khaotung thanawat#neo trai#force jiratchapong#boston and top are two peas in a pod#everytime top is on screen i want to punch him SO BAD#like this man does nothing but aggravate me#i love feisty ray#boston + top = SHIT SQUARED#go OFF my little feral king#scratch their eyes out#rays little angry lip bite had me OOF#i felt so vindicated watching top fly across the bar#not sorry
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in season 8 when house is answering questions for chase's hearing, and the interviewer pauses the recording and house says "is this the part where you hit me" like... the few times where he mentions getting hit in the series its always implied that its a pattern in his life
#and sometimes he does go to bars and does things because he wants to get hit#because even if he doesnt think he deserves it#which sometimes he does think that#at the end of the day he feels its like 2+2=4#like yeah this course of events makes sense to me#even when he suggested wilson punch him its like deeply troubling if you really think about it#like its no big deal to house#its literally his normal its how he is absolved of things#but at the same time like he doesnt know how to exist in another way#house md#gregory house
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Anon that was probably saying sorry, I said sorry because I find what clown roll was saying judgy, it's not easy being broke and not being able to afford food, the last thing a poor person needs is a lecture on how unhealthy their lifestyle is. Like of course it's not healthy, you think someone would CHOOSE to live like that? To eat nothing but trash? Pretty sure if spamton could be eating something not out of the trash he WOULD, he doesn't need someone rubbing how awful his life is in his face when he doesn't really have a way to make it better, like "oh yeah just get some food not in the trash" for free??? Or if you're expecting him to pay, with what money??? I swear financially well off people seem to just forget you need money to do almost anything because of how much they have. If clowny roll really cared so much they should give him some damn money to buy something, granted maybe they can't because of askbox rules, but still.
THAAANKK YOU DUDE arrghhhhh,, frustrates me a little because theres some people in this box talking to him like he has a choice!!! HE DOESNT!!! I already did a WHOLE nasty thing with a whole bunch of the asks rubbing that shit in his face as if it were an apology,, reminding CONSTANTLY with stuff like "I had trouble finding sucess once!" sorry but that doesnt help guys... This isnt some one time thing where hes down in the dumps cause he got fired or smth HES HOMELESS... thankfully ive stopped getting those, but now its THESE ones about how unhealthy his lifestyle is............... like yeah......... hes not fucking stupid he knows....... they talk to him like hes a child waaghhh /lh Like, heres some examples, sorry to these anons, but if i had chosen your ask you'd get yelled at by Spamton AND the audience anyways,, so heres some that i think maybe... they forgot he cant really do a whole lot....
...do you see the irony in this one......
guuuyyyysss do you see the freaking issue here???? "EAT HEALTHER!"
huh.
what.....
WITH WHAT FOOD????? WITH WHAT OPTIONS???? sorry lmfaoo... but like. "doesn't mean you shouldnt try to do better!" WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUSAYING RIGHT NOW... HES NOT CHOOSING TO????? HES ALWAYS "TRYING TO DO BETTER"... DID YOU GUYS MISS THE POST POINTING OUT THAT HE EVEN HAS TROUBLE FINDING SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT /REGULARLY/??? pleeaaseeee dude save me pleese wauughh
But. Dont go after anyone,, esp Clowny Roll!!!!! I think a lot of them dont ....really think about it. I also have a tinge of a feeling that Clowny Roll has a bit of bait intention with theirs!! nothing wrong with that!
#NMDRVDNMKNKFGNKFGNGNGGGRHHHH#GUYS READ WHAT YOURE FUKCING SENDING TO HIM PLEEAASEE#ALL LIGHTHEARTED BUT GODDDD#Hes really trying NOT to eat straight garbage if he can#He JUST opened and ate some canned stuff#which is pretty damn good for what he can get#and earlier in the askbox he ate a CD bagel#OFC the cake slice too#like hes really trying#when its not bare minimum addison scrap diet hes trying#really really hard#YOU DONT GET IT GGRHHHHRGHH#and the thing is you guys have barely scraped the surface of that big reference sheet theres so damn much#esp with like#the way everything works w his condition or whatever the hell it is#[ygm!] questions#RATTLING THE BARS OF MY CAGE#PUNCHING THE BRICK WALLS#SCREAMING YELLUING INTO A TIN CAN WITH THE YARN CUT#LET ME OUTTTTTT /J
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Quick sketch I might clean up
#kayne malevolent#malevolent podcast#podcast fanart#malevolent fanart#I’m shaking my bars and eating my own arm I fucking#love#him#incoherent noises of eldritch nature#do I punch him or do I kiss him or do I worship him or beg for him to punch me#shdjdichfndjchdjdjdhdhdjdhhddu#BARK
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