#Protecc while sleeping too!

[zelda7999]

Been having a lot of homemade blorbo thoughts with the amazing @secretsinthesilentdark <3 <3 <3

Our blorbos are found family your honour, and no one can take that from them!

Disfaiust, the lil demon with the firey hair is my boy Aegroul, the ginger elf is @secretsinthesilentdark's OC! :D <3

[elyakenthryn]

For my first post, I'd like to do a sfw and nsfw dating headcannon for my favorite Hashira, Gyomei Himejima, my big baby boy.

⚠️ WARNING⚠️ NSFW AHEAD!

SFW HEADCANNONS:

- We all know Gyomei is a gentle giant, right? Well, he'd be even more gentle around you.

- if you're a short bean like me, he will lift you up so you can reach.

- he protecc and attacc for you.

- you either will be surrounded by cats or.. there is no or, you will be surrounded by cats.

- when he's away on missions, he always sends messages via his crow.

- if you're attacked by a demon, never fear, Gyomei is here.

- I feel like he would try not to sleep very close to you, only to make sure he doesn't squish you by accident.

- if you get hurt, no matter if it's a little cut or scrape or bruise, he will cry because he thinks it's his fault. You better assure him that it's not his fault.

- when you're sick, he'll do his best to help, but he usually ends up calling Shinobu.

NSFW HEADCANNONS:

- he's the biggest Hashira height and strength wise, so he's most likely the biggest Hashira dick wise too.

- I headcannon him at 10 inches soft, a full foot when ready to go.

- he is usually neatly trimmed because it's not like he can't feel even when he can't see.

- he's either a soft Dom or helpful sub. Which means he's really soft when top and helps you move when bottom.

- he refuses to cum until you have at least once. Your pleasure comes first.

- he'll slowly finger you, just to try and get you ready for his monster cock. You could probably cum at least three times while he's just prepping you.

- his favorite part of you to cum on is your back or stomach, though that doesn't mean he won't cum inside if you let him.

- you can't convince me he hasn't accidentally broken a bed frame from fucking you.

- he will definitely hesitate if you ask him to fuck you harder. He just wants you to be safe, happy and not in pain.

- his favorite position to take you in is probably the mating press, doggy style, or missionary.

- just the thought of giving you his baby in your womb gets him immediately hard.

END~

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

[afreakingdork]

Writing Request: OC x Raph Pampering ❤️‍🩹

Next up we got @eeveetrevelyan who's heart went out to Weak Spot Raph, especially after the fiasco of chapters 38-40. They wanted their OC, Theresa to have a little protective sess with him and get his number!

Takes place in the Weak Spot universe after the events of chapter 40.

Since the poll closes in the AM, I'm about to close up shop seeing as I'll have sleep until then, but please, keep sharing and voting Hassan/Mikey in this poll. Tell all your friends! Fandom or not!

ᴰᶦˢᶜˡᵃᶦᵐᵉʳ: ᴵ ᵃᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵃⁿʸʷᵃʸ ᵃˢˢᵒᶜᶦᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵒʳ ᵉⁿᵈᵒʳˢᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵉᵗᶦᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᵒʳ ᶦᵗˢ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵉˢᵗᵃⁿᵗˢ.

A cute PG protecc and meet below:

“Can I get the pastrami?” Raph stared at the menu board that was almost at this eye level.

“We’re out.”

He openly hummed. “Turkey pesto?”

“We have chicken.”

Raph looked down at the petite cashier. “Should I… you know? Go… somewhere else or…?”

She stared back evenly. “We welcome mutants, we’re just out of stock right now. Manager went to get emergency stuff from wholesale. Something about not paying on time.”

“Yikes.” He grimaced.

“I better get a paycheck.” She responded dryly. “I’m supposed to be pretending nothing is up.”

“What do you got with the chicken?” He pointed.

She looked a little like her soul left her body. “Just chicken.”

He gaped. “No… bread…?”

She shook her head.

“Salad?”

“Just chicken.” She pleaded to him with her eyes.

“Just chicken.” He repeated with the same exhausted tenor.

Today was not his day.

This was not his week.

The month was something he easily wrote off.

He might as well excavate the year from existence.

Family. “I’ll take the chicken. Is there…?”

“No sauce.”

“Just chicken.” He decided and still paid an exorbitant price.

She better be getting that paycheck, he thought as he meandered toward the empty dining room. He minded his tail as he slipped between seats that were fall too small to fit his frame. They would snap like twigs if he tried so he didn’t. He stood still and in stasis as he tried to piece his life together.

Late night patrol with the team.

Leo pulling his usual stunts.

Obsessed and exhausted, his little brother was long past burnt out. He was somewhere charred to a crisp and still roasted. He refused to turn his own burner off and had long melted into the pan. Steel wool and acid wouldn’t scrape the Leo residuals off and the worst of it was Raph had to watch it all happen.

If he tried to even approach the subject, Leo either ran or shut him down with pulled rank.

He didn’t understand it.

They were quickly becoming the villain’s Leo so detested.

Or at least the one villain.

The singular villain that was the only one to get under his brother’s skin.

Raph still wasn’t sure how he not only survived a scrape with Donatello let alone doing so after having  kidnapped his partner. That whole day at the farmer’s market still haunted Raph and he very much wanted to put it behind him.

They all did in one form or another, except Leo.

Leo was still vigilant.

Leo ran laps around the lair still convinced it was somehow bugged and compromised. He kept them all up and he simply portaled away when anyone tried to catch him. He ripped food stuffs out of their hands to analyze them and bounced of veritable walls whenever they tried to walk through more than two rooms in a row.

If Raph had to hear his brother one more time say something about taking bearings he was going to scream.

So, he got out.

He left just as Mikey had a couple days ago.

The youngest texted and Raph wished he had that kind of freedom.

No, someone had to watch Leo.

Someone had to keep dad company.

He was exhausted.

Raph wilted right there and out of his nostrils came a decompressing whistle. With Leo’s nightly raid, he probably hadn’t slept more than a few hours in a week and it was wearing on him. He didn’t have the same stamina as he used to and years of battering his body certainly didn’t help.

Raph scratched the back of his head.

Just chicken sure was taking while.

He peeked over his shoulder to see how it was going and saw a neat looking to-go box sitting right there on the counter.

He hadn’t ordered it that way.

The cashier wouldn’t look at him.

He was back to wondering if this place was actually anti-mutant and scolded himself for fall for the girl’s lines.

Was he that tired?

He turned with the intention of getting the box and his tail twitched out.

He winced before the destruction came.

In a single swipe, he knocked one lightweight chair over and it dominoed into the others. One by one the spindly tables caught and clattered to the ground in a way that was thunderous in the small café. Raph was stuck, still, in the epicenter of the carnage and watched as the cashier looked at owlishly.

“What did you do!?” She hissed.

There it was.

He wasn’t even surprised.

He guessed in a way he had been waiting.

“I did what you asked! You get in! You get out!! What the fuck!?”

“Me, yeah.” Raph bit sarcasm.

He moved forward to grab his box and leave.

There was no point in trying to set everything right.

Just like Leo, it was a lost cause.

His hand had almost touched the cardboard when she snatched it from him.

“You know what, you monster?!” She held it high.

He watched on with dying light in his eyes.

In a overhand toss, she threw the box on the floor.

He watched with a slow rotation as the chicken inside slid out onto the floor and immediately stop as it was so dry it created friction.

“Eat it like you deserve, mutie.”

“Very professional. Spectacular service.” Raph clicked his tongue and went to leave.

There was some kind of board to report this too.

This seemed egregious enough to bother.

He had to find the digits without Leo freaking out.

He’d probably think this was somehow Donatello’s fault too.

“You eat it!!”

Raph blinked and turned to find a woman he hadn’t realized was there scoop the chicken puck right off the floor.

She then threw it in the general direction of the employee where it missed so completely that said girl didn't even flinch.

It soared behind the counter and everyone watched it plop to the ground.

Raph felt a hand on his and turned to find the vigilante woman tugging him. "Let's go!"

He sort of managed an agreement as he was tugged straight outside. "Uh!"

"Just a bit more...!" She seemed to have a destination in mind so Raph stumbled after her.

Behind him there was a scream that sounded a little too much it belonged the shop girl. "Ma'am...?"

"It's alright, sweetie! Just around here."

She turned a corner and made sure he was behind it before she peeked back out.

He stood blinking at the curvy powerhouse with poor aim.

"Coast is clear!" She turned to him with a jovial smile.

"From what exactly...?" He couldn't help but ask.

"This!" She gestured for him to hold his hand out.

He did so.

She deposited a small wad of bills into his hand.

"O-oh!" He quacked. "I'm sorry. I can't accept this. These things happen, I just-"

"It's from her tip jar!"

"What?" The sound popped right out of him.

"A refund." She curled his fingers over the money and patted them. "You deserve that much."

"Uh lady, er, ma'am, that's..."

"Oh." She scolded him with a little wriggle of her body.

He cracked a smile.

"It's like nine dollars tops. How much did you pay?"

"Twenty-three..."

"Sweetie."

"Plus tip."

"Sweetie, no. That's it. I know a good place. Come on!" She caught his closed fist and tried to lead him.

"Ma'am!" He easily held steady.

She turned on him. "How old are you?"

"36."

"No more of that ma'am stuff then." She gently tapped him.

He got her insinuation and nodded.

"I'm taking you to lunch. What were you trying to get? Was that chicken? It didn't feel like it. I can't believe her."

Raph took a testing step forward and she started walking on her own.

He smiled as he followed and she continued on. "People like her give humans a bad name! We aren't all like that. No, sir! She's young. Impressionable! Someone, the owner maybe, filled her head with that. Can't have that. I'm going to make up for it."

It was nice in a way.

He still felt like he was taking advantage of her kindness, but when the was the last time someone doted on him.

Even Mikey had been distant lately.

The stress of the lair had been too much.

Work had been busy and a lot of kids in this generation weren't as eager to learn.

The parent's complained of their work ethic even though Raph tried his hardest to make martial arts interesting.

It was nice.

Nice to be seen.

Nice to be taken care of in this small way.

A kindness.

"Oh, what am I saying!?" She turned to him while still walking. "Theresa, by the way! I can't believe I forgot introductions! Here I am kidnapping you and you don't even have my name."

"Raph, or Raphael, but really Raph."

"A long one." Her eyes crinkled.

She had him. "Raph." He spoke sternly.

"Raph. Nice to meet you." She held her hand out.

She squeezed him good for the shake.

He appreciated that and together they veered a few streets while she went on about mutants. She clearly had great intentions in mind, but she saw how she could be a little pushy. It seemed she had her fill of rude people with her profession. Since she worked at a Dentist's office, which already wasn't folks favorite destination, she had seen her fair share of nasty patrons.

She would have loved to change them through kindness, but being on the nicer side of things was getting harder.

Raph couldn't sympathize more and found himself skirting the line in talking about his family life. He geared it more general, trying to talk about how his bulky size made him a burden and found it was a sort of simile for how he felt in the family. He represented this huge presence in the lair and even after all these years he was still taken for granted. Ever since he had been told he was no longer leader, he was forced to take all the care he shouldered and instead make himself small.

Theresa watched on with honeyed eyes as they got in line at a different cafe. An eclectic bunch were sitting at the tables, including a cool looking lizard mutant. Everyone around them chatted genially and Raph found he could relax into his conversation with Theresa. The fine lines around her eyes spoke to her good nature and he found himself trending more toward that attitude.

He couldn't remember the last time he had really let loose.

"Chicken?" She pointed at the menu.

"Not a chance. Pastrami." He jumped at the menu option.

"We've got that in mini, regular, large, and maximum."

Raph lit up at the final choice that, for once, looked like a meal that would fit his hands, but he was on someone's dime.

He subtracted the nine crumpled bills from his old total and that left him at a regular. "The second size, please."

"For me." Theresa cut in. "I'll get the same and a maximum for him."

"Theresa." He loomed over her.

She wasn't the slightest bit perturbed by his size. "Wait until you see the seating area."

it seemed like the stage moved around him and he was spoiled for choice.

There were chairs for the tiniest of butts, all the way to ones that dwarfed even him. He all but danced in their direction and felt his tail smack something. Just as before he closed his eyes before the ensuing crash, but all that happened was the people continued to chat around him.

Raph cracked his eyes open to find nothing had fallen.

The chairs were both of decent quality, but also adequate heft.

Even the tables looked like they'd survive a flood through the New York streets and Raph almost sobbed as he plopped down in a chair that was just right. It even had a slot he could tuck his tail through and there was something so comforting about just having place that he did allow a few shiny pricks to dot the edges of his eyes.

"You are breaking my heart..." Theresa mooned.

"Sorry, sorry..." He sniffled down at her and found she was holding out a tissue from a portable pack. "Oh man, you are spoiling me."

"Seems like no one else has. That bugs me."

He chuckled and patted his cheeks dry. "It's not biggie. I'm the big brother in my family. We had it rough and I did what I could."

"And since then?" Theresa tilted her head.

"Since?" He looked at her earnestly.

"You've made time for yourself since?"

He blinked.

She stared back.

The food arrived.

Neither looked.

Both thanked the employee.

"I know we just met. I don't want to be intrude, but... you do take time for yourself now, don't you? Or are you still...?"

"I mean they need me. Especially Leo, he-" Raph cut himself off. "No. That's not for me to talk about."

He turned down into his sandwich and saw how it was just his size.

He took his time in getting it into his hands.

He relished how the bread crunched, but had soft give.

There was a mountain of meat inside.

He could, for once, easily check off his daily intake of protein.

He bit into it and positively melted.

It just a few chews all his worries had melted away.

"Pretty good!" Theresa chirped a slight contrast.

Raph laughed. "Pretty good! This is amazing!"

She giggled.

Another carefree note that sweetly coaxed him.

It was unlike Mikey's detachment.

Where the littlest disassociated in his supposed freedom, the woman sat across from it oozed it naturally.

She was the definition of airy.

She was a warm summer's breeze.

A soothing brush to clear out stale air.

"I'm sorry for prying." She confessed from behind a napkin.

"No, you didn't." He shook his head.

"I did force you to eat."

"I needed to." His lips sat in a lazy smile. "It feels good. Talking to you. You letting it go. You minded me. It's all... nice. Just nice. Really nice."

She grinned. "We could do it again."

"Huh?" He had his jaw unhinged to take another bite.

"Get lunch. Again, no judging, but you really needed this lunch break. Let's do it again. I know I could!"

"Did it... help you?"

She hummed as she juggled the thought. "Maybe not how you would think. It's nice to just talk to another decent person!"

"I feel like I haven't said much..."

"I don't know. There's a lot you didn't say."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah." She smiled down at her plate and those crow's feet tickled her eyes. "You took the street side when we walked. You got the door for me when we walked in. You tried to get the smaller size since I was paying. You're clearly protecting your family and I still don't know how you were just going to walk out of that other place empty handed."

"It wasn't worth it."

"It should be."

His lips parted.

She looked right at him and he felt a little jarred by the intensity. "You should be."

He wouldn't cry.

He cried over smaller things.

Like how tiny baby ducks in the park were.

When a two people fought in a movie and made up.

The moment he bit into a perfectly warm pastry.

No, for her he felt something else.

He didn't have a name for it yet, but he wanted to find out.

He allowed himself to.

"Wanna exchange numbers?" Raph was already going for his phone.

"Sure!" She went for her own and started on about her work schedule and how they could figure something out.

Raph was sure they would.

[omegamusings-writigs]

[HC] Alpha! Kiba With A Short Omega

Originally Posted: Jul 30, 2020 Re-posted: Dec 26, 2022

Original a/n: listening to this playlist while writing (not my playlist)

masterlist

naruto masterlist

protecc mode 24/7

he’s gonna want to protect his omega no matter what but if you’re a lot smaller than him, i just see him having even stronger protective instincts

i already hc him as being a big cuddler

but can you imagine the top quality cuddles he can give to a smol omega?

he’s the big spoon most of the time and just wraps his whole body around you so all you’ll be able to smell or feel is your alpha

if you really want to, he’ll let you be the big spoon too but he definitely prefers you being the small spoon

also likes you sleeping on his chest

he just wraps his arms around you 

loves your weight on his chest

he is the type of alpha to tease you about your height 

not if you’re insecure about it, of course

he’ll send akamaru after anyone who teases you about your height if you're insecure about it

but if you’re not, he likes to use you as an armrest

puts all your things on high shelves too bc he thinks it’s hilarious when you can’t reach them

plus you have to ask him for help now and he loves doing things for you

if you’re a ninja too and you end up on the same mission as him, he will definitely carry you when he notices you getting tired

you don’t even have to ask

if you’re tired, he’s carrying you

has also attempted to carry you while being injured

even if you’re not on a mission or if you’re just not a ninja, he’ll carry you around the village if you’re tired

also gives great piggyback rides if you ask for them

he generally just loves being taller than his omega

[macherkissed]

SFW Alphabet; Thel Vadam x Reader with ADHD

This took a little while, but I'm a little rusty with the alphabet format so I made sure to go over it a couple of times. Also the first thing I've actually written with Thel as a focus so yay.

I hope you enjoy

Notes/Warnings: Fem!Reader, ADHD, Exophilia, Marriage mention, slight violence mention

Requested by Anon

A= Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Thel is a little more affectionate than you'd likely expect

He is quite physically affectionate, he'll hug and cuddle you, hold your hand with a chuckle at how small your hand is compared to his, pick you up and carry you for little to no reason

Verbally, as well, he compliments you and reminds you how he feels about you, and he'll happily learn about your fixations so he can follow along easier with you.

B= Best Friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

The friendship starts off when he first comes into the UNSC. Even with the dubious level of trust that people have with him and his fellow Sangheili, he finds that you help out eagerly and willingly, even defending him against your fellow Marines when they insult and degrade him.

He's quite a good friend, even if his methods are unusual to you. He trains with you often and tries to teach you some Sangheili methods just to spend more time with you, he brags for you to other Sangheili, and he does as you often do for him and defends you when the time calls for it -sometimes using combat but he can use his words as well.

C= Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He loves cuddles. It's not a common Sangheili practice, but once you introduce it to him, he's insatiable. Any time you want a nap or want to go to sleep with him, he's scooping you up in a second. He's not shy about cuddling you as well, he'll have you wrapped up in him on his lap in the middle of the rec room if you're feeling it

If you're having a 'weird' day where your ADHD is acting up in a very negative way and you can't focus or do anything, you're on edge all day, losing and forgetting noticeably more than usual, he offers cuddles as a way to recharge and recentre yourself

He prefers being the Big Spoon, because he's taller and stronger and wants to protecc his little human, but also because the stature of his species just really suits cuddling like that. It can also calm down your restlessness, having him be so present behind you. If you want to try being big spoon, he won't mind but it may be a little tricky

D= Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Due to the Covenant-Human war, and the Flood war, he hasn't had much time to think about settling down with you. He occasionally entertains the idea on the rare downtimes that he gets between battles, and it makes him feel warm inside.

He can cook, though needs a little more practice with human dishes; luckily, Sangheli cuisine is pretty nice anyway -Colo makes for a nice meat and Irukan bread is surprisingly good though humans shouldn't eat too much of it. He's not as proficient with cleaning, usually the Covenant had Grunts or bots clean up after them, but he'll help if you ask him to.

E= Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Depending on the circumstances, he'll approach it differently.

If the relationship has just run its course naturally, he'll have a serious but quite blunt talk about why he thinks you should break up. He honestly wants to be friends afterwards, since your friendship has always been so valuable to him, but that's up to you.

However, if he has to break up with you, either because of UNSC rules or because you're being targeted by the covenant or people who aren't very fond of Human/Alien relationships, he'll try and distance himself from you for your own protection. Even though he doesn't want to, and you know he doesn't want to, he'll act cold and spend as little time around you as he can. it breaks his heart but it's for you.

F= Fiancé/e (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

As said before, he doesn't really think too much about the future a-la settling down pre-war. But as it starts to calm down and he has more time with you, he realises he wouldn't mind marrying you

While marriage is present in Sangheili culture, they don't really have a formal marriage ceremony, it's more of a personal devotion and vow without any ceremony, so he could literally marry you in the middle of a gunfight if he wanted to (don't test him on that, he will do so)

If you'd prefer a marriage in your own cultural terms, he's fine with that as well. He might even find that preferable, in some ways. If you'd rather not get married at all, he's fine with that.

G= Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally)

Gentle giant? Gentle Giant

He's patient with you when you're struggling to find words or put your thoughts out, he knows ways to ground you when your mind is racing and knows the signs of you getting stressed, he'll keep track of your tasks or anything you tend to misplace, and he'll guide you back to your train of thought carefully when you lose it.

Physically, he doesn't treat you like glass, but he does treat you carefully. He knows you're UNSC, stronger than the typical human, but you're still human and he knows to treat you with a little more care than he does his fellow Sangheili.

He holds your hand like he'll lose it, and his hold on you when he hugs is probably a little looser than it needs to be. In fights, he won't hesitate to hide you behind him and will be quick to do the same if anyone, Human or Sangheili, tries to intimidate or argue with you.

H= Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He adores hugs about as much as he does cuddles. Hugs aren't foreign to the Sangheili like cuddles are, he's hugged several of his clanmates and UNSC members after a successful fight, so he eagerly takes you up in his arms at any given point.

As said before, he doesn't hold you as tightly as he could, but regardless he manages to make everything narrow to him (partly because he's just that big)

He'll hug you pretty much every day, wether you have much alone time or not. He won't do it so openly in front of your coworkers or superiors unless you initiate it, but you can practically guarantee that you won't leave him without a hug

I= I Love You (How fast do they say the L-Word?)

He first says it, not after a battle or a mission, but as you're just working late at night and he decides to keep you company. You can't spend much attention on him, busy with some work for Commander Keyes, but you lean against him and maybe even sit in his lap as you work and idly chat about anything that comes to mind.

The topics jolt around like a grunt in a minefield but somehow you get around to the cultures you were both raised in and he's surprised that you know so much about not just current Sangheili practices but the historic ones as well. You tell him you've been researching, asking other Sangheili and searching for first-hand accounts.

He can't help the affection he feels for you at that point, and he tells you that he loves you. It's out of nowhere and you smile at him like he handed you a planet made just for you, then you kiss him on his cheek and tell him that you love him too.

J= Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)

Thel isn't a jealous person, usually. He knows that you chose him, that you care about him, and that nothing would turn your head. He's secure in your relationship like that

However. There are times, especially around specific other elites, where he is a bit possessive; he'll hang onto you a little more than usual and refer to you with pet names more. It's not so much jealousy, more a rivalry with other elites or even a little braggy.

K= Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

It's hard to kiss an Elite. They obviously don't have lips, so he can't kiss you the typical way. He tickles his mandibles against you instead, or mimes kissing your hand or cheek to make you smile

He likes when you kiss him, quite a bit. Regardless of if you kiss his cheek, his head, his brand, he'll melt under your lips each time.

L= Little Ones (How are they around children?)

Male Sangheili usually don't go around their own young, they don't typically know who their fathers are and are collectively raised, if by any males, by an 'uncle' figure, so he is as good around Sangheili children as you'd expect

There aren't many opportunities for him to meet human children either, since you're in a military setting and they don't exactly have 'Take Your Kid To Work' days. If he ever met a human child he would be very cautious and probably a little worried/confused about how to interact with them

M= Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

When you're on a break from work, he likes to stay in bed a little longer, though he still gets up before you. He'll bring you breakfast if you're still not awake by the time he gets some for himself, and when you're both done he mostly leaves you to your own morning routine. He asks if you have anything planned throughout the day and, if you do, he wouldn't say no to joining you unless he absolutely had to

N= Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Should your schedules allow it, he eats dinner with you, either alone together or in the general mess hall, and then you go to your quarters. Both dressing into comfortable clothes, he'll lounge around with you and cuddle if you want to, either in silence or talking until one of you (probably him) starts to drift off, and then it's off to bed

It's simple but he treasures it.

O= Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He doesn't really outwardly offer information about himself, ever. He'll say off-comments about his time in the Covenant that he will expand on if asked, but those are mostly in his files which you can access at any time if you really wanted to.

Anything more personal will either gradually trickle out in similar ways or you'll have to ask him about it

He never makes a big deal about it either way

P= Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Despite the rumors and stereotypes that some of your less open-minded colleagues have spread around, he's pretty hard to anger.

It takes quite a lot to provoke him, but he sometimes likes to play it up when around those who are purposefully trying to get a reaction from him, just to see how their behaviour changes when they think he's actually going to do something.

It can be quite useful, especially to ground you when you're getting frustrated or flustered since he can either cut through it or untangle whatever is happening to get you to calm down, without losing it himself

Q= Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing or do they kind of forget everything?)

He remembers quite a bit, especially the important things, even if you just casually tell him it.

You don't remember telling him your favourite food, or what your childhood obsession was, or that you had plans to meet up with an old friend from the training academy, but he remembers that.

When you first tell him outright about your ADHD and how to help you along, or what it's like when you're struggling, he commits that to memory and just adds to it the more he finds out

R= Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?)

He doesn't have a definite favourite, more a few memories that he cycles through when he feels like it, but one that stands out to him is the first time you used a move he'd taught you in battle

He was fighting alongside you and a few of your fellow marines, when a Kig-Yar got a little too close as you were mid-reload. Before anyone could shoot at it, you shot your hands out and grabbed the Jackal, planting your feet heavily in the ground and twisting your body in a way you'd practiced dozens of times. You ended up on the ground with the Kig-Yar under your boot, it impaled on a energy-sword that you had managed to pick up and activate mid-manoeuvre

Honestly, he was so impressed and proud, among other things, that he was ready to marry you on the spot

S= Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He is very protective, but not in a way that is overbearing.

He knows you can handle yourself but he will step in if it gets too much for either of you. In battle, he doesn't get distracted in looking out for you but he always knows where you are and if you're okay.

If someone is criticizing you for something you can't help, caused by your ADHD or otherwise, he'll be in protect mode instantly but will wait until you either search him out or he can tell he has to butt in.

You have protected him several times, both in battle and from people who aren't too fond of Sangheili, and he loves it. He likes having you stick up for him or look out for him and has, on very rare occasions, fished for it by looking to you for help in a confrontation he could have handled easily

T= Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

While 'proper' dates aren't that common between you, due to the everything that's happening, he does try with what he knows.

Sangheili don't date, not in the way humans do, but he gets the idea of it when you start the relationship. He'll do movie nights with you after you get off shift, or if you're off-ship then he tries to make sure it's on a planet that he can just walk with you and see some beautiful things.

He'll convince your superiors to let you have your anniversary off, if not a few days around it, so you have time to really relax and spend time together even if it's nothing spectacular.

For gifts, he tends to buy you things you've mentioned needing or wanting, even in passing when you thought he wasn't paying attention. Sometimes it's something that hits you in the nostalgia to the point it brings you to tears, or something surprisingly heartfelt that makes you love him even more

U= Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He can be very blunt. Not just due to a cultural difference, just with how he is, if he opposes you in something he won't shy away from it.

More than once he's accidentally offended you or an idea you had and has had no idea that he has

V= Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Not really much, he doesn't think much about how attractive he might be

At first, yes he was a little confused as to how you found him attractive since he's heard many humans react in disgust to Sagheili's appearances, but once you assured him that you find him attractive, he didn't question it again.

The only thing that is really a soft spot, looks-wise, is the brand on his chest. It's a remnant of his darkest moment of failure and a reminder of the Covenant, and it bothers him every so often.

W= Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Of course. Even if, outwardly, he barely reacts when you're apart for a while, his days feel a little less when you aren't with him or he can't in some way contact you.

The longer he is away from you, the worse he feels. He doesn't let it effect any work too much but he'll sigh quite a lot to the point it irritates people

X= Xtra (A random Headcanon)

Thel is a mum friend. Marine or Elite, even Chief, he's the type to make sure that everyone's had breakfast and is fully rested before a mission, making sure they're fully prepared. In the ship back from missions, you know that he has snacks and will offer them out if he has an idea anyone needs it (where he hides them, you have no clue). He'll even do a once-over of his team to check that everyone is okay and sleeping.

He says it's being a responsible leader but he's mum.

Y= Yuck (What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?)

He doesn't like laziness. If any soldiers around him are being lazy or half-assing anything, out of a mission or not, he is going to make his displeasure known. There have been marines who have totally changed their behaviours since the fusion of the elites and UNSC.

He knows the difference between your ADHD-riddled executive dysfunction and laziness, so he won't be too hard on you but there's a point where he'll be sterner with you

Z= Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

He doesn't exactly talk in his sleep, but he does make little noises. The typical Elite noises, but very quiet and low-pitched. Between snores, you might catch a few muttered words of incomprehensible Sangheili.

[leffee]

Zepper for that ship thingie you reblogged 👀

Zoepper or Zepper or whatevs. Real!

who’s the cuddler: Zoe, as in she's more openly affectionate and not shy of it so

who makes the bed: Zoe mostly. Pepper feels there's no need to do it. Like, she's going to sleep in it again, what's the point of making it?

who wakes up first: Zoe also. Pepper stays up more often than not and girlie just wants to sleep once she's at it

who has the weird taste in music: I guess neither really? I'm never good with those music asks either tho

who is more protective: Mmm, Zoe :). She protecc Pepper but Pepper is protective also, just a little less especially if Zoe gets all fired up for one reason or another

who sings in the shower: shhh Zoe once again for sure do I even need to add anything? She's not quiet with ger signing either

who cries during movies: You guessed it, Zoe. Pepper doesn't cry easily let alone at movies + Zoe with her dramaticness? Yeah, she cries during movies way more

who spends the most while out shopping: Zoe too, are you kidding me? She has more money and more need to have all those clothes and make up mostly sooo yeah

who kisses more roughly: Zoe because she has more experience with that so she's not shy about kissing Pepper at all. In fact sometimes it can be a bit too rough

who is more dominat: they're pretty 50/50 depending on circumstances but I'd say Zoe is just a bit more

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 6/10 - it's okaaay, truly, I'm just not into f/f ships at all

[intheclearblueskies]

Sleeping Over At Their Home

| Masterlist |

Tanjiro:

He's the Mom Friend��� of the group. He's the more mature one, so if things start getting too rowdy, he'll shut it down. (Of course, Zenitsu may be a bit sulky that he has a girl with him, but he'll likely go back to sitting near Nezuko anyway.)

He's very happy that you're spending time with him and will devote most of his attention to you. What do you want to do? Read? Tell stories? He's down!

Once you two start getting sleepy, you both sleep facing each other (in separate beds, of course).

Nezuko:

This actual cinnamon roll is 110% down for snuggling. It's likely that she already jumped at the chance to rest her head in your lap as soon as you settled down in her room. Happy Nezuko noises are to be had when you allow her to settle against you.

She'll be content to just listen to your voice while you stroke her hair. She loves listening to people tell stories (as that's what Zenitsu did to keep her company while travelling) and often you'll find that it lulls her to sleep.

Once you two settle in to sleep, she'll probably fall asleep hugging you to her body. She protecc, even in sleep.

Zenitsu:

Zenitsu is overjoyed at you spending the night with him. Almost to a concerning amount. That being said, he's also a total gentleman to you the entire time. He'll do whatever you ask of him, as long as it isn't too crazy (which, it's Zenitsu, he'd probably be down to do almost anything).

He'd be a little shy about you sleeping over, considering it's a good step forward in your relationship, but he won't push boundaries -- he respects your privacy and is just happy that you're staying over. He'll probably offer up the only bed in the room if there's only one there.

Once you two start getting sleepy, he'll probably fall asleep after you because your sleeping face is adorable. He likes to be sure that you'll still be there when he wakes up, and the sound of your soft snores will lull him to sleep.

Inosuke:

Inosuke won't treat it much differently than with his close friends. Maybe a little differently in some ways because you're his girlfriend, but he's not gonna go full Zenitsu on you.

It's likely that you'll talk for a little bit before going to bed. Once you do fall asleep, you're both spread out the way you usually are in your beds.

Giyuu:

Giyuu is admittedly a little nervous about you sleeping over. Still, he does his best to be a good host.

He tries to keep you happy and entertained, even if 'entertainment' means just sitting and listening to you talk about this and that. He gives you a spare room and total privacy if and when you want it.

Kyojuro:

Kyojuro is ecstatic that you're staying over. He and Senjuro work together to make sure their father won't be too much of a bother to you, as he's still the reluctant one about your relationship.

They set up a guest room for you and keep you entertained all evening. Senjuro is a sweetheart through and through, and you have a lot of fun sitting with him and Kyojuro, talking and laughing.

Muichiro:

Muichiro will likely be a little nervous to show you his home, but he's an attentive host nonetheless. The two of you sit and talk about this and that until nightfall. Even when he's so sleepy he's falling asleep sitting upright, he insists that he won't go to bed until you do, so you have to herd him to his room and give him a forehead kiss goodnight before heading to your own room.

Shinobu:

You've stayed over at the estate several different times, mostly to heal from some nasty wounds, but once or twice you've stayed over just to visit with the girls. Tonight is no different, even if you and Shinobu are an item now.

She's casual, showing you to your usual guest room and letting you do pretty much whatever. You both usually sit on the back porch talking while you braid Naho's hair (and let Sumi and Kiyo play around with yours). Sometimes Shinobu has to leave for a bit for some errand, and even then you play with the girls. Once evening comes and you're both more relaxed, you sit in a common room and drink some tea and eat snacks, chatting about any random topics that may come up.

Gyomei:

Gyomei is more reserved than most, and although he's very happy to have you over, he doesn't show it as often as the others do. Still, you recognize his different emotions now, so you can be reassured that he really is glad to have you.

The both of you amuse yourselves by doing some light training until evening, when you retire to a common room to either read or meditate.

Sanemi:

Sanemi is a little reluctant to have you stay the night, mostly because he's nervous about having a girlfriend over, but in the end he agrees.

He's a little less aloof than he usually is, although you definitely don't complain. He tries to keep the activities more light, like going out for a walk or sitting and talking, and when evening comes he lets you rest your head in his lap while he tells you stories about his past. He usually resorts to fond stories about his little brother Genya while running his gentle hands through your hair.

Akaza:

Since Akaza doesn't really have a concrete residence (#justKizukiproblems), he usually goes to your home instead. He has to only visit after sunset and has to leave before sunrise, but it's nice to pretend that you have a more domestic life once in a while.

He's so respectful, you have to giggle at his stiff mannerisms. He wouldn't dream of sleeping in your room with you yet, so thankfully you have a guest room. He tries his best to be the perfect guest, polite and accommodating to anything you have to do. He waits until you inevitably fall asleep to go to the guest room and meditate for a bit, maybe getting in touch with Muzan if the man demands it.

You wake up alone, but he leaves you a sweet little note telling you that he had a wonderful time, and that you'll have to do something like this again.

Douma:

Technically it counts as a home?

Douma is a little wary of having you over, considering his whole deal with his followers, but he's excited to have you over anyway.

He makes you your favorite snacks to eat while you talk in the afternoon and evening. Sometimes you'll sit with him as his followers come in to perform for you two. It's a bit over-the-top for your tastes, but you're fairly amused by it.

Since he doesn't really sleep, it usually ends up being you taking another room to sleep in (close to his, of course) once you've grown too sleepy to continue to stay up and chat with him.

Kokushibo:

There's simply no way he's staying a night in your house, not even in a family cabin somewhere away from all the wisteria. Kokushibo is too strict on such things to spend a night with you alone, even if you slept in different rooms. You could coax him to all you want, but he feels it's an invasion of your privacy to stay in your home. He doesn't even watch you sleep because he doesn't want to intrude on your personal space.

Muzan:

Muzan doesn't offer for you to sleep at any residence he has, so usually he stays at yours.

He doesn't care about what you do. Sometimes you'll sit and talk about things with some alcohol, sometimes you'll read books or just laze about. He stays until you fall asleep (if you nod off anywhere but your bed, he'll tuck you in), and then he'll leave.

Yoriichi:

Yoriichi doesn't have a concrete residence, so usually you both stay either at a friend's or at yours. Your parents have long since accepted him as a part of your family, so he's always welcome (and your parents tend to be annoying with how hard they hint at the two of you being on the road to marriage, but thankfully Yoriichi never says anything about it.)

That being said, your parents are still a little reluctant to let you both sleep in the same room (moreso now that you're officially dating), so usually you sleep in your old bedroom and he sleeps in the guest room (an older sibling's old room) next door.

[avionvadion]

Kai'mana has finally gotten some decent camp clothes! The drow clothing looks super good on her with her scales, honestly. Astarion got the armor, Kai'mana got the clothing, lol.

Mostly just screenshots of my Dark Urge Kai'mana being pretty, but there are ASTARION ROMANCE SPOILERS below.

This is my second playthrough (because I lack self-restraint) so there are mentions of things that are revealed in Act Two.

ASTARION, PLEASE. XD

BABY. FEATHER BABY.

PROTECC

SHE GETS TO CARRY HIM!???? I LOVE IT.

I guess Dragonborn do count as the "buff" body type...

I can't actually believe they had the Dragonborn smooch. With their snouts, I figured Dragonborn would kinda... nuzzle or bump noses??? Something really affectionate and cute. Anyways, that's my headcanon. Astarion can place kisses to her snout, but she'd nuzzle his hair or something.

I do wish there was a way to trigger the romance without having to sleep with him, though. Especially since he later clearly expresses in Act Two that he's sex-repulsed/demisexual.

It's so interesting romancing Astarion from the beginning again, because you can tell when he's being genuine and putting on an act. And it's so sad. I want to give him all the hugs.

SHE'S. SO. FREAKING. PRETTY. LOOK AT HER SCALES. GORGEOUS. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. AHHHHHHHHHHH. HAVE YOU SEEN A PRETTIER DRAGONBORN DRUID???

Just... another screenshot of Kai'mana being ridiculously gorgeous, don't mind me. Also, I like that Volo was nice enough to replace her eye with a matching pink one- even though it's not necessarily identical, since the sclera of the fake one is white whereas the iris of her real eye takes up the whole space.

Gods, you're really pretty too. Even though I know the truth. T_T

NEW ARMOR. DYED.

She looks so badass. :3

I thoroughly enjoy how different her scales look in the different lightings. Sometimes they're the usual, sometimes they look purple with blue accents, sometimes they're black with blue accents- it's so fun. Really adds to the mystique, me thinks, and the charm.

I love this silly man so much.

Imagining Kai'mana and Astra (my Tav) in the same playthrough is so fun. But also I feel like if they both existed Kai'mana would actually be paired with Gale, since I love Astra with Astarion too much. That said, Kai'mana would still have that little thing with Shadowheart in the beginning because of how much they just click and get along, before realizing they're better off as besties.

Astra is the brains, Kai'mana is the brawn- Astra knows better than to have people poking her eyeballs, Kai'mana is like, "Y'know what? Couldn't hurt to try" and can now see invisible, lol.

And Astra would make sure BARD BESTIE IS SAFE.

Anyways, this is Astra for those who don't know. :3

Yes, I'm obsessed with the color blue. T_T

Her full name is Astra Tav'aria Duskraalis! Tav'aria is the pseudonym she uses for her works, as she is a Sorcerer Bard, while Duskraalis is her Drow surname. Her mother was a Wood Elf, while her father was Seldarine Drow.

[sayakxmi]

[Magi reread] Night 7: Dungeon's Menace & Night 8: Aladdin's True Identity

Should I go to sleep? Yes. But alas.

Them.

I have a sense of humor of a middle-schooler.

Told you you're gonna get attached. But also, man, that's so cute. They're having fun.

RIP Aladdin, it was nice to know you.

On a different note, all of this makes me kinda sad to think about the shit they'll go through. Here they are, just having fun together, and, sure, maybe it's also dangerous af, but overall they're just two friends amazed by the world around them. : (((

He lived.

I love the expressions in Magi.

I bet they have nightmares about it later on. Well, Alibaba certainly does whenever he doesn't dream of a burning palace.

I feel like Dungeon Arc Alibaba was a bit more prideful thant the-rest-of-the-manga Alibaba. Though, to be fair, this might be just him freaking out.

Skillz.

Listen. I know it's a fighting stance something, but Alibaba seriously looks like he's showing these monsters and being like, are you for fucking real.

Alibaba looks like he's planning what to say on his grave, while Aladdin looks kinda hungry. You know what? That sounds just like them.

Now disappear.

He protecc.

That's actually not the only time Alibaba covers somebody with his body. And technically, not the first one, if you consider Budel kicking him as an example of that, too.

Ughh, he cares so much ;_;

Aladdin is like Aang to me, by which I mean I am so sad they both end up being lowkey (?) assholes later on. Like, they used to be so wholesome and nice, and now this :( Like, look how precious he is.

----Night 8----

Baby boy. Baby.

He's worried : (

This is cute, but also looks kinda silly if you ask me.

I just think it looks neat.

On a different note, a smaller "Alibaba is smart" moment, he picked this cave for tactical advantage.

Me, when I had to play a flute in front of the entire classroom.

F.

Also, special edition, Alibaba failing to flute anime ver.:

He tried.

"What language." Bro, you can read Torran.

Damn, you monologue a lot. But also lowkey aww : (

Another "I just think it looks nice" panel.

You and your goddamn tunnels. Also, Jesus, I would've lost it. Not cuz I'm scared of these guys, I'm just claustrophobic.

Damn, what a description.

He cares, too ;_; Fr, look how relieved he is to see Aladdin was doing better. Also that darkness there kinda sus.

Ya.

I hit the photo limit, F. But it's several pages of Alibaba freaking out, deciding he'll just have to pretend to be happy to see Jamil there, and in general he's like "I'm so glad you're here, I was so scared and my lil bro got sick, it's so good to see you, we're saved ;___; " He's doing his best, ok.

RIP to that panel where Jamil just fucking passes Alibaba Like That. It's lowkey hilarious. And then we find out that Aladdin's a Magi - whatever the fuck that means.

Also, see, this is the problem. One chapter would've been to short, the two of them are too long. Ugh. But maybe I still should go to Night per post, eh. Better have a shorter post than have to sacrifice some cool panels.

[askthejourneysgang]

To Grookey

Can you tell us what are your favorite things in the world? And also why did you choose Goh's arm to sleep the day you escaped? Would you ever want to evolve?

To Goh

If Grookey evolves, what new baby pokemon would you want to carry around?

Grookey: Rukiiii! (Grookey hands a shoddily-written letter with his answer)

"Favorite things in the world r dad, dad n dad! An nana berries, too! An Eevee! Eevee cute. She very brave, just like me, an she know the importance of mischief"

"After Grookey run from old family, Grookey point magic stick to find new family! That when Grookey find Goh, who is new dad. Grookey hug Goh arm because it remind him of tree branch - make him feel at home!"

Goh, while reading the letter: HEY! What did I tell you about comparing my arm to a branch? 😡

"Grookey only want to evolv if it help protecc dad! That what Grookey live for :)"

Goh: Awww. That's cute <3

And don't worry, I already have another pokémon ready and waiting for that eventuality 🍦 Hint, hint.

N-Not that I wouldn't be able to still carry Grookey around if it evolved, yeah? Because I'm very strong! Yep 💦

[burncdheart]

romantic relationships.

I felt shippy yesterday while I tried to sleep. So I wrote down a few “headcanons” (can they even be called like this, considering tvat Taru is an OC?) of Taru as romantic partner.

Please keep in mind, that things might also change depending on the verse and SL/threads.

Under read more because it got too long...

> There needs to be a lot of trust to the other person, before she would even consider a friendship. It would need even more trust, to fall in love with somebody.

> Actually, the person would have to show first in some way, that they aren't afraid of her abyss energy. That they accept her despite being something that might be ill-viewed by most people. Her abyss energy is something she can't and won't get rid of. Fear it, and she will view you as weak and unworthy.

> And if she falls in love with somebody? It's easily noticable. Heated, rosy cheeks over some gestures or words, stumbling over her own words sometimes, being in their side more often than not, maybe even grabbing their wrists to drag them along. One could say, those are the first few things of her love language.

> She can and will carry her partner, if they are close to her height. Taru is no hulk, so she wouldn't be able to carry anyone too tall. Plus, if she knows that it makes the partner uncomfortable, she won't do it.

> She attacc, she protecc, but most importantly - she likes to snacc. That sounds suggestive, but actually she just likes to kiss her partner. Giving them her attention during alone time, if she truly feels like it.

> Highly respects boundries. Her partner needs time alone? She will let them. Things she does makes them uncomfortable? She will try to not let them witness it.

> Taru isn't a a huge romantic actually. But she will show that she loves her partner nonetheless in her own ways.

> Never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever - I mean it, NEVER ask her to leave the abyss order. Taru is a loyal person, to both the order and her partner. She won't choose between one of them, ever.

> Also, she respects her partner having secrets from her and she wishes that they respect that she has her own secrets, thaat she does not wish to talk about YET. A huge no-no are lies however. She's been lied about her life since she can think, depending on the verse (main verse and adventurer verse), she might just not be aware of it.

> It also depends on the verse, how much she will talk about her family and in what manner. If she will introduce her partner to them, or not.

> However, she won't introduce her partner to her master eventually. Because she got raised into thinking that everyone is bad. She rather not tries to prove him wrong. Worried, what might would happen.

> On topic of secrets again, she won't tell her partner that she fears the archons and the fact, that she's scared of might getting destroyed by them. Because she sees it as her own battle to fight. She doesn't want anyone to interfere with it.

> Also, if she knows the other person likes her back or showed that they don't mind it? Cuddles. She comes to like cuddles, once she realize that they aren't that bad.

> Don't think she will get flustered when it comes to sharing the same bed though. She will do it, it's not different from sharing the same camp or sharing the same spot when sleeping out in the wild after all. It's just safer and more comfortable.

> If she gets flustered over something, she will stubbornly deny it if the relationship is still fresh or not really existent yet.

> Also, she is not the extreme jealous type. Somebody really would clearly need to hit on her romantic partner for her to get slightly jealous. However, she trusts her partner and therefore won’t butt in. She will do so however, if she notices that they get uncomfortable or need help in order to get away from the person.

[evilminji]

You! As always, YOU get it @mayfay

The Sith? Were BASTARDS. Because? A quickly spreading Force sensitive race on OUR side? Good! Useful! War fodder! But one that? Culturally aligned Light? Would be sympathetic to the JEDI? Oooooh ho ho. No, NO.

They would bomb their planet to GLASS and be done with it, IF the fuckers hadn't already SPREAD so far! Worse?? Efforts to KILL them? Probably LEAD to those massive Clutch sizes!

Cause think about it? Their own planet? Maybe started out dangerous. They were primitive. Big clutches, lost a lot each time, but decent amounts survived. Civilian progressed. Less danger. Less died. Thaaaats a LOT of suddenly surviving kids to feed. Smaller but STRONGER Clutch? Good!

Modest Clutchs. Hardier. Smarter. Progress the species.

Oh Shit, SITH

Suddenly? People fuckin DYING. Whole bloodlines GONE. Settlements. GONE. Your tiny Clutch? BAD trait. Very bad. Oh Force, oh no! You try desperately to insure you pass on your bloodline before they get to you. Do what nature commands. Spawn, hide the kids, then lead the Predators away.

If you SURVIVE, you can come back for your kids. If not? At least they're SAFE.

But?

As we already covered? It takes A LOT to go through the process. Kinda like those octopus who will refuse to leave to go hunting. Yes, it's basically (Goo from me, goo from you, mixxy mixxy, now we wait and Protecc) but? That Wait and Protect part? Means no hunting, little to no sleeping (there COULD BE PREDATORS), constant monitoring of the clutch and making micro adjustments so they develop properly, etc etc.

Plus defending it. To the DEATH. Against EVERYTHING.

You are Secondary. You have Done Your Duty to the species. Protect the Next Generation AT ALL COSTS. Screams and scream and SCREAMS your instincts. Does it calm the fuck down? Yeah. Babies hatch, coo adorably, eat their first meal, and everyone passes out for a WEEK.

But like.... you lose WEIGHT. Sometimes weight you can't actually afford. People die. Starve to death with food literally in just the other room, because the Clutch can't be moved, and THEY can't leave the Clutch.

The stress such a thing takes on the body?

Imagine FIGHTING after that? During that. Exhausted, sleep deprived, and near feral. During the genocide of your people.

Now! Knowing how SHIT the odds are? That you could survive not just the FIRST few rounds of Sith sent after you? As you weaken? Contrast the odds of survival for Big Clutch, Moderate Clutch, and Small Clutch!

To insure they have passed on their bloodline effectively and can then go and bring the Fight to those Sith Bastards? Big Clutch only has to insure the survival of One(1) Clutch, somewhere the Sith won't find it. Hard? Yes. But perfectly doable. Then a bit of a rest with the kids while they are young, to recover strength and train um a bit. Which increases THEIR odds of survival. Then? Off to war!

Moderate Clutch? Steeper odds. Require greater skill to survive. You gotta do it SEVERAL times just to match the single time of a Big Clutch. What USED to be a hassle for Big Clutch gene having individuals? Is now saving them strength. Because what are your choices here? Stay out of the fight longer? Risk being found and the Sith finding your kids?

Spread them apart? Risk LEADING them to your kids while you try to raise them? Abandon all but one set?

.....spread as many as you can before they kill you?

And Small Clutch? With mere handfuls of children at a time? How easily dispatched. So much energy, so great a RISK! Is it WORTH it? Worth you LIFE? The lives of your companions? To try and risk bringing LESS into the world then it would take to DEFEND them?

Then the fucking DISEASE hits.

And there are so, SO many horror show ways it could go. But honestly? They Sith are monsters. They LOVE perverting Good into Harm. So it's probably the Clutch once again.

Like a fucking Cancer. You catch it. It seems mild. You don't notice until it's too late (it was already too late). As your body starts multiplying eggs. And multiplying. And multiplying. Death by internal hemorrhage. Most immediate casualties are the very fuckers they're having the most trouble with, the Big Clutch genes.

Genocide round two. Population drops AGAIN. But they're still fighting to hold on. Jedi obviously helping. The Force on their side.

A few lucky, uninfected Big Clutch with a few Male survivors of the disease? Suddenly you have a strand that's resistant. Few and far between. But coupled with other far flung survivors and a long lifespan? It's enough.

Not to mention? Like, as an aside? Pre Sith attack? They probably had a pretty stable population? Cause it's pretty easy to get the EXACT amount of kids you want? When everything is external? No one SAYS you have to use ALL of the goo. Do a pinch each. Have like two-three kids. Ffs, guys, we're not ANIMALS.

*Sith show up* never mind. Animals it is. GO FOR THEIR THROATS! D:<

OKAY, FIRST? Like the Picture Says...

So!

Here I was, sittin', thinkin', pondering my thoughts. Thing to myself? "How could one? Presumably female, much like myself, Jedi repopul-" and THAT is when my brain, worn and weary, from years of The Internet? SLAMMED its fucking pint down on the bar counter, turned to me with an ugly scowl and sneered?

"You KNOW fucking how. Don't be coy."

( O.O) w-well alright then, brain. Little aggressive. Kinda wondering where you got the knife. I... I'ma just... go... *pint glass is thrown after me, shattering on the door as it just barely misses*

So! Yeah. Birth, probably. But STILL! That's like? Still ONE(1) fuckin Jedi right? And even IF Mr. "I am literally half midi-chlorians by blood" sired two Force Sensitives on his first go? That's no guarantee EVERYONE does?

Unless..... >.> we are taking into account a Force Sensitive RACE. THEN? Oh, THEN? It's not a matter of IF, but HOW MUCH. Enough to hit that arbitrary cut off point? What if you don't care? What if you say "everybody can be a Jedi"? Want to TRUELY spread the Light. Not just to those who are STRONG enough... but to EVERYONE.

There are a few races like that! But! That STILL? Doesn't solve the Puzzle! The Problem! Of how could One(1) VERY determined Jedi lady, who? Presumably is pretty cool with motherhood. Rebuild The Jedi Order, by NOPING™ out before Order 66.

Again, presumably AFTER taking on the role of Creche Master. And AFTER taking all the youngling on a Super Fun Unplanned Don't Tell The Other Grown Ups Suprise Feild Trip~☆ (yaaaaay!)(who wants snacks! Everybody got their travel bags and buddies? Let's gooooo~☆!)

Cause like? Still need a stable population. And enough Jedi to *obscene gestures multiculturally* at the Sith.

My? Proposal? We turn to the Wisdom of the Monster Fuckers. (Wait wait WAIT! Don't leave! HEAR ME OUT!) I KNOW this sounds like a sex thing! Not a sex thing! It's a "Who said Humanoid Meant Live Birth? Were fucking Aliens, Bro" thing! Just because? Our SI-OC? Was reborn AS a vaguely human shaped sentient?

DOESNT MEAN SHE'S A MAMMAL.

That weird hair color could mark her as some WEIRD, man! Fuck, for all we know she could be a fungus! It's vaguely body horror! You get over it! Adapt to new biology!

Learn?? You lay CLUTCHS. Fuckin EGGS. All baby making is external after the first bit. Something, something, easier to defend against predators. SI-OC doesn't remember that part. There was this high pitched ringing in her head then a thump. She was on the floor. May have fainted. What're you, a cop?

They offer her weird alien birth control.

She takes the birth control.

Learns she is a Rare and Near Extinct Species, a la Master Mundi. Learns it's VERY detrimental to her health to lay clutches. Takes a lot of resources, she can't LEAVE it, so with out a partner or community (or sufficient hoard of food) she WILL starve to death. It HAS happened.

No, seriously, look Mafame Che in the eyes. It HAS happened. And no you CAN'T "push your impulses into the Force". It's a biological imperative. Your body physically won't LET you.

Exactly three options. Babies born, they die, or YOU DIE.

......little intense. Got it. Yes she would like that birth control. She will continue to be both average and forgettable. Pay no attention to the Jedi Creche Master In Training! Oh look! It's kenobi! *yeets fellow jedi under the speeder*

Take some.... research trips >.> <.< >.> which is of course totally not scouting out new Temple locations! To the Wild Zone. Mmmmm, no one for WEEKS by hyperdrive! It's so calm out here!

Only took, like, 278 different planets scouted! To find the right one.

*starts building dwellings.* *starts directing "too old" Force Sensitives or Families that want to stay together and are willing to move, towards the location.*

New secret Jedi planet? Whaaaaat? Nooooooo. That would be illegal. Jedi can't break RULES! Don't be silly. Oh? Is that Skywalker? *same Speeder, new jedi. YEET!*

But WAIT! The War Approachth! D:> upsetting. Better get ready to give that "we totally need to Hide The Babies For War Reasons" presentation she has prepared. But FIRST?

A clutch. Got a transport pod ready to go. Got food stockpiled. Got the birth control out. Now? Just need a male! Too uh... contribute.

.......look, she wants her legion of tiny jedi babies okay? They glow like STARS. Everything is BETTER with them around. And she's kinda come around to this whole... disgusting slime... goo... Thing™. Cause I mean? At LEAST it's not pushing one OUT! ( o7 Padme, you have her respect. But also you are a madwoman.)

The Healers, are of course, FROTHING at the mouth.

YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER. They hiss, like healing and very concerned paragons of needle weilding fury. Where the FUCK are you going to just? GET?? A male of you INCREDIBLY RARE AS FUCK Species? You damn near dead and no longer existent species??!? You have DELIBERATELY put yourself in EXTREME medical distress! For WHAT?! Did you HAVE a plan!?

Yeah. :3 I call it Pulling a Yoda's Linage *Yoda ears move from Concern, to Intrigued*

*click*

..........what was that. Jedi SI-OC, What Was That?? *comms start blowing up* What did you just DO?

Oh :3c simple. She asked. It's the only polite thing to DO after all. She DOES need assistance. Surely someone would be willing to offer. If they can. How? You may ask?? Why look so CONCERNED Councilors! She simply assumed, that? Since there is no way of KNOWING where in the Galaxy surviving members of her Race are? And time IS of the essence? She SHOULD reach as wide an audience as she can, as FAST as she can... RIGHT?

>:3c so, of course, she posted her request to the Holonet.

Video and all.

"Grettings, I am Jedi SI-OC. I am an [race] and currently a Creche Master here at the Jedi Temple of Coruscant. I require the assistance of a healthy, willing Male of my species, as I have laid a clutch. And wish to have it fertilized. I would like to have children. We would, of course, discuss co parenting the children before beginning. I have, attached, further details. Thank you for your time. May the Force be with you"

Sexiest shit a LOT of people for egg laying races have seen in years. Well... those with Very Specific Jedi Kinks. Of course, no one ADMITS to jedi kinks. But like... you've thought about it. Don't lie. Everyone's thought about it. It's them and the Mandalorians.*commiserating noises*

But like? The NEWS CYCLE.

Holy SHIT.

Yeah, yeah, tensions and possible succession from the Republic. Sith plots in the background. But? *new casters violently clear their planned segments for THIS* JEDI? Horny on main!? Is THIS ALLOWED? IS this horny? What race is that? C-can other people volunteer? And if so, who? We take to the streets! Sir, what's your opinion on-?

OUTTA MY WAY, I'MMA BANG A JEDI! *frenzied mob like behavior*

*temple guards, unnamused.* back! BACK! Horny jail! For ALL OF YOU!

Just?? It's? So, SO? Important to me? That their are Mandalorian [race] that show up. Because the need to repopulate their people is more important then *scrunch nose* Jedi(ew). That it becomes the Galaxy's hottest Bachelorette show. WHO? Amongst these Fine And Acomplished Men? Will the Jedi CHOOSE? To have babies with! They ask.

And, presumably, marry and learn the power of family and friendship and emotions and be HEALED by LOVE etc etc.

There are shipping charts. It's horrifying. The talk shows LOVE it.

Council? Day drinking. Except for Mundi. He's just like "....but did you HAVE to you they Holonet? It's so MESSY >:/ everyone's in our BUSINESS now." Cause he's not a hypocrite. Grumpy asshole? Absolutely. But not a hypocrite.

Just? The single most "....who?" Jedi ever. Causing the BIGGEST fuss. Right at the worst possible moment, for Sidious. Causing an explosion of glee and hope and laughter etc, all across the Galaxy. Good feeling towards the Jedi. EVERYBODY talking about them. There's gonna be HUNDREDS more!

If she does this AGAIN (in a decade. Madame Che was NOT joking on the stress it puts on the body) there could be thousands new Jedi over the coming years! (Probably why the Sith fuckin wiped them OUT, not that she thinks about it. Fuckers. Who's laughing NOW?! Huh? WHO LAUGHING NOW?!)

Again! Very, unspeakably Ace. Not a sex thing. I just think I'd be funny? That the Forces answer to The Evil Sith plan was... Babies™.

What are we? Fuckin YODA?

@babbling-babull @hdgnj @legitimatesatanspawn @spidori @hypewinter @mayfay

[semisolidmind]

Okay so I wrote this because I was feeling paranoid after thinking about the Mandela Catalog too late at night and I needed help falling asleep because nothing else was working. This is super indulgent and not as proofread as it should be 😅

TW stalking, Peter makes an appearance but he isn't named, also paranoia coming from YN bc they were watching something scary and I think that's it??

(awww, he protecc his sunshine :) this is cute, and i appreciate DJ getting to hit something with a brick)

After a night of watching some scary content with DJ, it was safe to say that YN regained their childhood fear of the dark. The seed was planted in their mind and now they can't get visions of amalgamations waiting for them in any dark corner of the room. DJ even offered to watch light hearted videos to cool down and distract them, but they were quickly reminded when the lights when out for bed time.

DJ felt their hands clutch tightly on the back of his hoodie when they followed him to the bedroom. Gently, he led YN to lay down and soothingly rubbed circles onto their back.

"Are you okay, sunshine?" He asked softly.

"I'm still spooked from earlier. I don't think I can sleep easy."

"Aw, sweetheart," he pressed a sweet kiss on their forehead, "There's nothing to be afraid of, monsters aren't real, and if they were, I'm right here to protect you."

This seemed to help and silence passed over them as the two of them drifted to sleep. After a moment, however, DJ woke up to YN shaking his arm. He grunted and cleared his throat, "What's wrong?"

YN was trembling, "There's something watching us." They were looking over his shoulder and had a wide eyed stare straight at the window.

DJ whipped his head around just in time to see a tall and lanky figure with a round, bald head skitter away from the window sill. He immediately recognized the figure and threw the window open, grabbed a brick off the ground outside, and chucked it at the retreating figure. The brick landed right on target at the back of the intruder's head and it knocked him out cold on the middle of the street. Reaching back inside the apartment to grab his phone, he dialed the authorities and informed them of the situation. Minutes later, a patrol car pulled up and DJ took that as a cue to go outside and answer the eventual questions. It took longer than he realized and by the time he came back, he almost wished he never opened that window.

YN was curled up tightly in the blanket, shaking like a leaf with tears in their eyes. They had the bed side lamp on and had practically barricaded the window. "Is it over?" Their voice was small and tired and DJ felt so guilty for leaving them alone for so long.

He climbed back into bed next to them and gathered YN in his arms. "Yes, it's over and I'm here to stay." He held them tightly and peppered kisses on their face. YN allowed themselves to be fully engulfed in him. The stress became too much and they began to cry into his chest.

"Shh, baby, shh, I know, I know," he rubbed their back and rocked them back and forth.

"I was so scared!" YN sobbed, "What even was that?"

"It wasn't a monster, it was just a man."

"That doesn't make it ANY better."

"Yes it does, because a man is tangible and can be handled accordingly. I can beat a man's ass and have him arrested."

YN scoffed and sniffed, "Didn't you say you would protect me against monsters?"

He chuckled, "Yes I did, I would definitely protect you if it was a monster. I'm just saying that a man is easier."

YN hummed and snuggled deeper into DJ.

"Can we keep the light on tonight? I don't want any shadows."

"Of course, sunshine." He lifted YN's head to look him in the eye, "Hey."

"Hm?"

"I'm always gonna be by your side to protect you. Nothing is gonna touch you while I'm around, okay? I love you."

YN's hearted fluttered, "I love you too."

DJ smirked, "Give me a kiss."

And YN happily obliged by leaning forward and pressing their lips against his. DJ hummed into it, making YN forget what they were upset about in the first place. Their lips parted and DJ pressed another kiss on their forehead.

"Goodnight, sunshine."

[fantasywritings]

Can I have a reaction for all sf9 when you (their girlf)fall asleep on their shoulder?

sure! thanks for requesting

Youngbin- I think he wouldn’t be too surprised or in awe, it was just natural instinct for him and he thought it would only make sense for his gf to fall asleep on him like that, he would try to make you as comfortable as he can and not move too much

Inseong- I think this would make his heart warm and fuzzy and he would probably wake you up by audibly saying how cute you are and then apologise and try to get you to fall back asleep

Jaeyoon- I think he would be similar to Youngbin but definitely more in awe. If you were at home and you fell asleep on him while watching a movie or something he would definitely carry you to your room and tuck you in.

Dawon- can’t get over how cute you are and probably takes a few pics to show them to you later. Won’t be able to fall asleep even for a second because he’s just there watching you. Also I hope for your own sake that you don’t drool because he will tease the hell out of you

Rowoon- I doubt you can fall asleep on his shoulder bc of the height difference so I think it’s more likely for you to be on his lap and only then fall asleep. I think he’ll try to keep you warm and wrap his arms around you. But since he’s a talkative person he might end up waking you up quite fast

Zuho- thinks you’re the most precious thing ever and he must protecc. Goes radio silent the moment he realised you’re asleep, and if you were around other people he would straight up shush them and tell them to not bother his baby

Yoo Taeyang- okay this would make his heart MELT like he would feel soooo good. He likes to feel like an “oppa” so having you sleeping on his shoulder is definitely something that will hit right in the feels for him. I think he will take pics of you asleep to remember how precious you looked (he’s never gonna tell you he did that).

Hwiyoung- I feel like this one is used to having comforting silences with his s/o and a lot of skinship when alone so he wouldn’t even notice if you fell asleep unless he heard very soft snores / breathes that indicate that. He would think it’s cute and would probably fall asleep too.

Chani- depends on his mood really. If he didn’t feel like it and or had other things to do, he would just gently put you somewhere else where you continue to sleep. If he wanted to just chill and relax with you he would just let you be, probably patting your head, continue doing what he was doing, or maybe falling asleep too.

Requests are open ^.^

[vargaslovinghours]

Half a dozen in one (1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5)

Oh no the Apotheosis is back and it wants to play, that’s never a good thing

Scriabin is not into it

I wanted to draw King Scriabin but I goofed up the crown so bad lol, at least his face is cute ✨

Pokemon Vargases! From that time that I forgot how to draw their Pokemon versions lol. You have to approach Espeon!Edgar gently, he’s easily spooked

Sylveon!Scriabin is such an attention hog, poor Edgar haha

*puts my feelers around you condescendingly*

Sleeping on each other, always ♥ Even sleeping, they’re still intertwined lightly, Edgar’s hand on Scriabin’s shoulder and Scriabin’s on Edgar’s arm ♪

I had an idea about Scriabin “reading” Edgar’s mind by guessing how he feels about something, but I unfortunately forgot the specifics just as I was writing it down, so frustrating

I do remember that it was something a lot closer to how Scriabin felt about that thing and he was describing how he felt, not just Edgar, but he realized too late

Made him feel isolated :(

Apology hugs 💕

Who wrote this eviction notice, this is a cave?? I just think they turned out really cute here haha ♪

Stop being naked >:0

Don’t wanna get used to it >:(

After all the Father and Daddy puns, I had to lol. Lady!Edgar with her hair down is just so prettyyyyyy

Two mops, makin’ out

For whatever reason, I started a teeny tiny little ScriAnimal series - first up is Scriabat with hand-wings because lol

I was watching a video of someone with their bird who was munching on the inside of their glasses stem haha

Scriabird is here to scream and knock things off the counters

And cutely chew on things

We are stopping this sketchdump for a Jake appreciation minute ♥ Thank you for appreciating Jake, now back to our regularly scheduled programming

A quick and silly digital doodle - waxing via tape is not recommended

Got the urge to draw dragons again, Scriabin needs to settle and Edgar is in protecc mode. His hugs are even harder to escape than normal!

The original sketch for sleepy Edgar - I couldn’t decide whether to use “World’s #1 Dad” or “World’s Best Dad”, so I just used both for the final version lol. Did Todd give it to him? Did Scriabin? Did they both get him nearly-matching mugs??

One of the early drafts for the ‘17 redraw; this was actually all drawn on one layer (on purpose! lol), which was a really fun experiment with some brushes I rarely use. I liked the angle of Edgar’s face too, he looks so smug haha ♪

Tiny Edgar doodle for a quick reference, he’s so cute ♥

I wasn’t kidding when I said it took a while to get Alone Together right, I was this close to giving up and just doing it the easy way several times before finally getting the trick down - I’m glad I didn’t but sheesh!

I started a pretty long mini idea that I managed to get like 90% of the way through before deciding I didn’t like it lol, but there were still some really fun poses and expressions

“What is it?” Light concern Edgar ♥

Probably the most complex panel of the set, as much as I like the leg poses I’m also frustrated by them lol - didn’t help that my page smudged >:P

A little bit of expression practice, the cute thing is Scriabin

I heard it, we all heard it, everybody saw!

Couple’a Scriabins to practice hair differences. I’ve gotten used to making him simultaneously fluffy and sleek like on the left, but I really love a True Floof look too, with many more starts and stops, it’s really fun ♪

Uppies!

Oscillates between “Why” and “You can’t tell me what to do”

Brain baby Weirdly enough, this was actually inspired by a skin-horror idea I had but decided was a little too body-horror-y and so I repurposed it lol

Some goofy matryoshka dolls haha. They remind me of Near’s finger puppets from Death Note somehow hmm

More hair differences, using opposing methods of line directionality while shading and texturing Scriabin’s hair. Pushing up from under gives this really nice line weight; it’s harder to do consistently because I keep wanting to sweep down, but when it works, the shadows fall exactly where they should and it’s lovely ✨ And like I said, pulling down is a lot easier, and because of that I can get these really uniform lines - I prefer the tapered effect, but pulling definitely has its uses and-

Hey wait a minute-

Golden floof ✨ This is actually really hard to see IRL lol

Edgar Warmup to see if my tablet was working properly, didn’t have time to pull up refs so from memory it is!

And that’s February through May again! Lots of silly little things, and a surprising number of scrapped larger ideas hmmm

[leggerefiore]

Silverfox Emmet also starts leaving the Galvantula with the Assistant-- because it was the first to start acting VERY protective when the assistant got pregnant. Galvantula knocks over their pokeball to be at the bedside- it gently *baps* Emmet away from when he starts getting a little too close (sees it as a sign of aggression) and refuses to leave the Assistant's side when in public.

"What's up with you?" Emmet asks when she is found gathering things they use around the apartment and webbing it where they sleep.

She must protecc. She protecc so good.

Oh, but the betrayal when she hisses at Emmet for getting to close. He was trying to sit down and cuddle with you, but she just refuses to move from your lap and let him get near you. This is a pokemon he hatched and raised himself refusing him the ability to be near his pregnant partner. He starts fake sobbing from the drama before baiting her away with some treats and moving in. Emmet lets you sit on his lap as to prevent her from getting too feisty towards him. Oh, how she tries, though.

He's happy to know that she won't let anything happen to you. It's a heavy weight off his mind while he works. Ever so terrified of losing those he loves after what happened with Ingo.