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The League tried to interrupt a summoning of a powerful being from the Infinite Realms. From the information they collected, the being isn't of the status of a royalty, but they still had to be careful as the being the summoners tried to call forth was still of noble status.
They failed.
The head cultist finished the ritual, the last words to finish the summoning left their tongue and the room was suddenly doused in heat, as black flame came to life from within the circle, twisting and turning, back and forth until a pair of red eyes suddenly flashed from inside the twisting pillar of flame and just as suddenly as the eyes appeared, was the pillar broken apart.
What was left behind was the figure of a giant phoenix, wings spread as embers black as night gently fell down to the floor below and suddenly disappearing, as if they were never there in the first place.
"Who dares to disturb-" The being started, eyes scanning the crowd below before stilling, extremely and worryingly quiet. One of them quietly cursed. "Constantine..." The creature's voice was low, dangerously low, no doubt anger in its voice as it called out the Warlock's name.
Everyone tensed, expecting something dangerous, except for the cultists, and the Head, who turned his head towards them and smiled, obviously expecting them to be reduced to not even ash.
"100 years. One. Hundred. Years." The being spoke, and confusion wormed its way into the hearts of all those present. "100 years I have waited for you, and when we finally meet once again it's not even you summoned me but these-" The creature waved a wing at the cultist below. "-These fatuous and vacuous little things."
"And what is this? You surrounded yourself with those not even of human birth before you have even thought about me?" The noble's eyes narrowed. "Did our relationship mean nothing to you?
Someone, probably not Constantine, choked.
"Well then, after all of this time you can at least make yourself useful." In a flash of black fire, Constantine was brought from within the ranks of heroes and in front of the beast, a man who seemed to be trying to-and unsuccessfully- lighting a smoke. "Ah, why do that when you have me?" The being purred, bending down to apparently light a smoke before freezing, as if remembering what exactly it was doing, but the action was already done, and Constantine was killing his lungs away.
The phoenix snapped back up to standing above everyone else, clearing its throat as if what happened decidedly didn't happen.
"What exactly did you want me to be useful for, love?" Constantine asked, expelling the smoke from his lungs and deciding that this might as well be happening. The noble huffed, folding its wings at its sides as it stared down at its apparent lover. "Take care of our son for once in your sad, pathetic life."
This time, not only did Constantine choke, but a good chunk of people there did as well. Constantine ran a hand through his hair, looking up at the phoenix incredulously. "Aren't we both men?"
The phoenix looked at his lover as if he were stupid. "Your point?"
"I-" Constantine sighed, took a breath, held, then expelled more smoke from his lungs. Apparently, he decided not to question anything anymore. "You know what? Sure, where is the little bugger?"
Over the next few moments, both the Justice League and Cultists were treated to the noble transforming into a human (still having wings) and handing over their apparent child-who looked nothing like them by being a dragon, but who were they to question the apparent reproduction of a being from the Infinite Realms- and being lectured about what not to do and what to do and how he should be cared for.
Also, a warning for his many powers.
Then the Duke stole a kiss (One that he claimed was long overdue) and left.
The room was silent, only the sounds of breathing occupying the room as the temperature was brought back down to normal levels.
A moment later, Batman walked up to the nearby cultist and punched him across the face and knocking him out cold, suddenly reminding everyone what exactly they were here for.
A while later, in the meeting room, everyone looked at Constantine. Who had a baby eastern dragon wrapped around one arm (who was apparently his child) and rubbing his temple with the other.
"I can't explain this."
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Danny was actually not Constantine kid, neither was he Vlad's. Biologically, at the very least, however. Vlad did adopt both him and Jasmine a while back after their whole parent fiasco.
They're dead, sadly unable to become ghosts, or perhaps not so sadly.
Of course, they unfortunately outlived Jasmine, which was to be expected, but Vlad and Danny did grow close enough that they no longer viewed each other as enemies.
However, who could have expected that Danny, finally ascending to his princely status, would turn him back into a literal child because he was, for all intents and purposes, one by Dragon standards.
Utter malarkey, he would say.
Taking care of that boy was the worst few memories he has ever had. He was constantly being kept from his sleep, his work being interrupted constantly, and the child managed to find a way to leave his sight at each and every turn.
But there were some sweet moments, he would say.
It's only reasonable, however, that his lover (who he hasn't seen for an entire century might he add) share the workload.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#I don't know how to write John Constantine#But I probably can't do worse then the current writers of DC or Marvel.#Probably.#Anyways.#shitpost#At least I think this is a shitpost#Idk#Or maybe its a#crack fic#crackship#But I thought of this and I find it funny so you all shall be cursed with this
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#futuretrioshipping#future trio#pmd2#my art#grovyle#dusknoir#celebi#he makes their day better#probably.
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"Alex and I love each other deeply. And we are committed to each other deeply." ✨
#first prince#alex x henry#henry x alex#rwrb#rwrb movie#red white and royal blue movie#rwrb fanart#red white and royal blue#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#prince henry#history huh?#firstprince fanart#first prince fanart#chibi art#my art#i'm obsessed with them#do i draw them too much ?#probably.#am i going to stop ?#not anytime soon
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"want anything from the shop?" — "cornetto."
#hot fuzz#nicholas angel#my art#did i watch hot fuzz for the last 5 days approx. 20 times?#maybe.#is it still one of my fav movies ever?#definitely.#will i continue watching hot fuzz for the next 5 days?#probably.#do i have a problem?#absolutely.#👀#i just love them so much your honor#😭💖#also: still trying to figure out my ~style~#lmao#thank u for bearing with me 🙏🏼#queue
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this is my favourite asmr video and now my favourite art trend thank u
#roach when he sees an actual roach#probably.#call of duty#cod#modern warfare 2#modern warfare 2009#cod 2009#gary roach sanderson#roach sanderson#call of duty roach
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I think it'd be hilarious if Shen Yuan transmigrated into, say, Qing-generation disciple era as Shen Jiu's twin, and he's doing his absolute best to make sure his brother doesn’t get suspicious of his changed behaviour--and it's working. As far as he knows, Jiu-ge suspects nothing!
Meanwhile, a reincarnated post-PIDW Shen Jiu is doing the exact same, trying not to let on how he has no fucking clue how to act around this random guy with his face (he isn’t meant to be a big brother! Is this feeling genuine protectiveness?? Ew, what the fuck, stop it--)
So they just awkwardly shuffle around each other, both feeling like they are doing so fucking well, look at that idiot, he suspects nothing.
A-Yuan speaks a strange language? Okay, why the hell not, it's not like Shen Jiu knows what the boy learned while travelling with Wu Yanzi. Jiu-ge's skills are up to par with fully grown Cultivators? Yeah, sure, that makes sense--he'd have been a very boring villain if he sucked at everything.
It takes literal decades until they finally realise the truth.
Bonus points if Yue Qingyuan has been shot here from a svsss-adjecent timeline, is undergoing about twelve Revelations a minute, and is vibrating from the sheer excitement that comes with getting to dote on the 'new' version of Shen Qingqiu that he's grown fonder off than he ever wished to without that meaning he has to give up on his history with Shen Jiu. It never once occurs to him that the Shen twins don’t know what is going on.
#svsss#scum villain#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#shen jiu#yue qingyuan#shen twins#i think that for the good of shen jiu's mental health this should culminate in liushen. because if this becomes#bingqiu i genuinely think he is going to do his absolute best to murder luo binghe.#he'll probably survive a simple master-disciple relationship between the beast and his brother without getting a conniption#probably.#anyways when they've realised they're both like: you're telling me i didn’t /have/ to put up with this fucker??#but by that time they've reluctantly grown fond of each other. even if the cain instinct is very quick to manifest#hell they might even /like/ each other!
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REID: Is that Morgan? What’s he doing?
EMILY: I don’t know, probably being a whore.
#probably.#they are siblings your honor#criminal minds#emily prentiss#criminal minds memes#spencer reid#incorrect criminal minds#derek morgan#incorrect criminal minds quotes
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someone cumming on fresh cuts/wounds would fix me
#probably.#i cannot get this concept out of my head#autoassassinophilia#erotophonophilia#thanatophilia#is that tag right? idk#hematolagnia#blood k1nk#wound k1nk
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Making eeveelutions would probably be fun.
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cut out the middleman and just draw reigen as the Wall of Flesh from terraria
yeah ok I’ll bite. Close enough welcome back wall of flesh!!!!!
#tw horror#tw body horror#tw gore#tw. Um. What the hell else#tw flesh#I GUESS??#btw the implication that mob did this isn’t intentional HE DIDNT GUYS DONT WORRY#Ok well do worry. Because Reigen is. Compromised. But mobs fine#probably.#idk. I’m tempted to “flesh” this idea out (BADUM-TSH)#Anyway.#mp100#cowardly draws#reigen arataka#mob psycho 100#arataka reigen#shigeo kageyama#kageyama shigeo#ask to tag#I used to watch terraria lets plays all the time as a kid bc I didn’t have the game#except now it’s too complicated for my little brain (guy who has 84 mods downloaded onto Minecraft currently)
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photo of micky posted by written in our hearts on facebook. unsure of the source, but someone in the comments said this was during through the looking glass.
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Cuties....
#Calfrye#fiveysart#splatoon 3#splatoon#fiveys art#frye splatoon#callie cuttlefish#callie splatoon#frye onaga#splatoon ship#uhmm yeah dunno what other tags#theyre cute okay#shitty paper sketch GO#horrid quality#probably.#hopefully NOT
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went to check when the fest is and turns out. we should be prepared for Gem Item Cycle Week so very soon
#flight rising#probably a good reminder for folk that are currently swept up in the new skin system excitement?? uh#probably.#may this be helpful to at least one person
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some twitter requests... doing more later!! go ahead and give me some art requests here too!
#art#sonic the hedgehog#digital art#sonic#drawing#shadow the hedgehog#fanart#artists on tumblr#oc art#sonic oc#katz doodlez#katz reqz#sonadow#probably.
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Merry Christmas!
Saitama finds the perfect gift for Genos
#was he embarrassed buying his own merch?#probably.#wanpanmas#my art#one punch man#saitama#genos#genosai#saigenos#wanpanmas2023
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