#Prime minister

[saywhat-politics]

Netanyahu: "You can't be president of 🇺🇸 last time I checked right?"

Elon Musk: "Not officially."

Netanyahu: *laughs* — "OK, so you're the unofficial president..."

[mapsontheweb]

Countries where you can eat your own Prime Minister

by indiatour__

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was spending the evening with a group and someone stole all my stuff, so I went to see who had security cameras pointing outside to find out who the thief was. The next day, the prime minister of Spain appeared and said he was sure who it had been and took a bunch of people and the offender to a church to make him confess by brute force.

[rwrbmovie]

[destielmemenews]

Wednesday’s crucial vote rose from fierce opposition to Barnier’s proposed budget.

The National Assembly, France’s lower house of parliament, is deeply fractured, with no single party holding a majority. It comprises three major blocs: Macron’s centrist allies, the left-wing coalition New Popular Front, and the far-right National Rally. Both opposition blocs, typically at odds, are uniting against Barnier, accusing him of imposing austerity measures and failing to address citizens’ needs.

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[iwasmadetobeasoldier]

Oi!

@oh-to-be-a-murderer, @official-buckybarnes, @daniel-barnes-the-ghost, @notquitebuckybarnes, @friday-the-ai, @natt-romanoff,

@buckyofficailbarnes, @thebestmerc-1, @merc-with-the-m0uth, @jeffthebestboi, @shaysommer02, and literally anyone else that I cant think of

[unicorn-in-stars]

Slovak prime minister: *exists*

71 years old guy on 15th of May 2024:

[workersolidarity]

🇮🇱 🚨

NETANYAHU ISSUES FOUR DEMANDS FOR AN AGREEMENT, UNDERMINING NEGOTIATIONS

The occupation media is reporting that Zionist Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, has announced a set of four demands that must be met before any agreement with the Hamas resistance movement can take place for a ceasefire and hostage exchange deal, directly undermining negotiations even as Hamas has finally relented on its position that the Israeli entity must agree to withdraw all troops from the Gaza Strip, and agree to a permanent cessation of hostilities.

The first among the Prime Minister's demands declares that any proposal must "allow for Israel to return and fight until all the goals of the war [genocide] are achieved."

Secondly, any potential deal must not allow for the smuggling of weapons from Egypt into Gaza," and thirdly, it also mustn't allow for "the return of thousands of armed terrorists to the north of the Gaza Strip."

The final demand states that the Zionist entity "will maximize the number of live abductees that are released from Hamas captivity."

The statement ends by delcaring, "The plan that has been agreed to by Israel and which has been welcomed by President Biden will allow Israel to return hostages without infringing on the other objectives of the war," and thoroughly undermining the potential for his negotiating team to make concessions.

The Israeli security establishment and mediators were furious with Netanyahu's statements. Anonymous officials quickly lined up to occupation media outlets to vent their anger, with one official stating to Israeli Channel-12 that "Netanyahu pretends that he wants a deal, but is working to torpedo it."

“He’s dragging out the process, trying to stretch time until his speech in Congress [on July 24] and then the [Knesset] recess," the official continued, adding that there was "no enthusiasm or drive" on the part of the Prime Minister to get a deal worked out for the hostage's freedom, showing no urgency in the task, but are instead built on "smears and radicalized positions."

Another source raised doubts about Netanyahu's seeming desire to "emphasize the gaps," in negotiations "just before the departure of the delegation" to come to an agreement.

Israeli opposition leader Yair Lapid also questioned Netanyahu's intentions, slamming the Prime Minister by saying "I have one response to the announcement from the Prime Minister’s Office: What is it good for? We are at a critical moment in the negotiations, the lives of the hostages depend on it; why issue such provocative messages?” Lapid asked of the Prime Minister, “How does it contribute to the process?”

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@WorkerSolidarityNews

[glittercatsandtaylorswift]

The prime minister is in attendance at Toronto night 5

[is-rishisunak-still-pm]

DAY 181:

HES GONE

BYE BYE RISHI 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[ebenelephant]

I'm still quite impressed at the irony of Rishi "let's reintroduce the draft" Sunak leaving D-Day commemorations early. 10/10 way to flush your dwindling election hopes down the drain, no notes.

[chaoskilled-dinosaurs-darling]

So a UK general election was an announced and British Kristen was made a real person within 24 hours so you know what that means….

K2 for Prime Minister

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My biology teacher sent me an email that was just screenshots of my texts to my friends, with the caption: “The Prime Minister got arrested in Indonesia yesterday. He had to hand over his phone.”

[aunti-christ-ine]

🇬🇧 Official announcement earlier this morning ~~ 🐾

[destielmemenews]

"A heavyweight politician who has been allied to Macron since he swept to power in the 2017 election campaign, Bayrou heads the MoDem party which is allied to, but not part of, Macron's centrist force.

Bayrou, 73, was acquitted in February after a seven-year-long case over the fraudulent employment of parliamentary assistants by his party, opening up a potential return to government. In 2017, he served as Macron's first justice minister but was replaced after just one month because of ethics concerns over the case."

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